Shiggityshaybae
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I work as a merchandiser in home Depot and lowes
I take my job very seriouly
If you can't tell
And I'm so sorry to all of my snapchat friends who had to endure this today. (Totally not actually sorry)
fatherjokes
Dad is that you? http://imgur.com/uLfRhDd
w336o
Do you have hose in different area codes?
cracktoberfest
Side note .. those Echo leaf blowers suck balls. Mine won't start after a total of 10 hours of use.
ConfusedAxis
Have you ever had to screw one of your fans?
DIngleberriesForBreakfast
ItsTime4it
This place blows HA.. BTW your fired
ShamefulLurkingFatty
DON'T EVER BE SORRY, YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH
sorrynotsorryimnotcanadian
Surrounded by hose, sounds like the lady experience on Tinder.
PiercedBronson
AWW YISS WHERE MA HOSE AT
GoudaMuenster
So you're a punny man?
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Fuck you OP. +1 but... fuck you OP.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Yo, where my grills at?
blue78664
Okay dad @OP
Shiggityshaybae
You caught me. I was at Lowes cause I'm building a deck.
blue78664
To have outdoor sex on with SO?
fattimcfatti
This makes me want to be Snapchat friends with you.
Shiggityshaybae
I swear I am not usually this funny.
AndWithThat
If this is actually OC then great. If repost, boo.
Shiggityshaybae
OC. I was bored at work.