ConfusedAxis

458518 pts · August 17, 2012


"I am a man that enjoys his taffy." - Adam West

What manner of flower is this?

Points 7
Comments 5
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Dildon’t mind my dildump.

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Comments 1
Views 174

Watch Dorian form, hit, and then just freakin' stall over Grand Bahama Island.  Brutal.

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Disney+ of course has Frozen, The Incredibles, Iron Man, Darth Vader, but more importantly…Jeff Goldblum.

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THE REACTOR IS NEARLY ONLINE!! SOON NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!!!

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Comments 2
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Well that was fun.

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Views 1482

What are these called?

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Comments 7
Views 329

I'm reasonably comfortable not being invited...

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Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!

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Flu season makes me a good heater.

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The first and only time I tried LSD went like this...

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SHUT UP, MA! I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK!

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Comments 1
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Some say he has a master's degree in Duck Arguments...from Oxford...

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Views 506

Sometimes geese won't shut the fuck up...

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Views 410

Should be working, but making this gif faster seemed more important. So far this is the best I got.

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Views 550

How I feel posting today...

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Views 145

Dude, you don't need all that.  Stop it.

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Comments 5
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I would go party tonight, but then I'd have to disturb this comfy asshole.

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Comments 5
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This pancake is not perfect.

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Comments 9
Views 390

CLAMP THAT HAM

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Comments 6
Views 321

Incoming New Years resolutions

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Comments 1
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Soap bubbles freezing over a bowl of liquid nitrogen

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Comments 5
Views 698

Jumped on most viral today...

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Have some science.

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Comments 38
Views 895

Throwback Thursday: /b/ counts to 10

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Mrw I see Andy playing with his Woody.

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I'm a 33 year old man at home with the flu. I made a chart.

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Comments 9
Views 489

Only 6 more hours until there's one hour left at work.

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Comments 1
Views 635

You can dance if you want to...

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Fiancé nailed it.

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Views 652

In Soviet Russia, you are dangerous to mercury.

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I just wanted the banner to go away...

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When you wanna smash but you know he's part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor...

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Just some guys in Switzerland making a giant block of solid argon.

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I post this on rare occasion, hoping that one day I will hear the story behind this picture.

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Hey, could you carry this tray of soup?

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The 29th got me all like...

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Comments 3
Views 1182

Just because it's OC doesn't make it good: For example --

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Got a job, deposited my first real paycheck in a long time, bought myself some new shoes. It's a good feeling.

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Views 9376

You doing alright down there in the land of Nopes 'n Roos?

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Comments 8
Views 145

Hey buddy, are the shrooms kicking in yet?

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Comments 7
Views 85

Well I wouldn't have guessed that...

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Views 242

Other choices for 2016 President:

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When you're 10 minutes into Galaxy Quest and chill and she realizes your intent...

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My wife had a rough day and I asked her if she wanted a massage. HRW

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Lots of people are pissed today, and I've been seeing people post some real dumb shit. FYI:

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Views 178

Kickflip on a surfboard? Neato burrito.

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Wanted to play some vidya while the fiancé was out, but by the time Microsoft was done installing updates, she called and said she was on her way home.

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Views 1099
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