What manner of flower is this?
Dildon’t mind my dildump.
Watch Dorian form, hit, and then just freakin' stall over Grand Bahama Island. Brutal.
Disney+ of course has Frozen, The Incredibles, Iron Man, Darth Vader, but more importantly…Jeff Goldblum.
THE REACTOR IS NEARLY ONLINE!! SOON NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!!!
Well that was fun.
What are these called?
I'm reasonably comfortable not being invited...
Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Flu season makes me a good heater.
The first and only time I tried LSD went like this...
SHUT UP, MA! I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK!
Some say he has a master's degree in Duck Arguments...from Oxford...
Sometimes geese won't shut the fuck up...
Should be working, but making this gif faster seemed more important. So far this is the best I got.
How I feel posting today...
Dude, you don't need all that. Stop it.
I would go party tonight, but then I'd have to disturb this comfy asshole.
This pancake is not perfect.
CLAMP THAT HAM
Incoming New Years resolutions
Soap bubbles freezing over a bowl of liquid nitrogen
Jumped on most viral today...
Have some science.
Throwback Thursday: /b/ counts to 10
Mrw I see Andy playing with his Woody.
I'm a 33 year old man at home with the flu. I made a chart.
Only 6 more hours until there's one hour left at work.
You can dance if you want to...
Fiancé nailed it.
In Soviet Russia, you are dangerous to mercury.
I just wanted the banner to go away...
When you wanna smash but you know he's part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor...
Just some guys in Switzerland making a giant block of solid argon.
I post this on rare occasion, hoping that one day I will hear the story behind this picture.
Hey, could you carry this tray of soup?
The 29th got me all like...
Just because it's OC doesn't make it good: For example --
Got a job, deposited my first real paycheck in a long time, bought myself some new shoes. It's a good feeling.
You doing alright down there in the land of Nopes 'n Roos?
Hey buddy, are the shrooms kicking in yet?
Well I wouldn't have guessed that...
Other choices for 2016 President:
When you're 10 minutes into Galaxy Quest and chill and she realizes your intent...
My wife had a rough day and I asked her if she wanted a massage. HRW
Lots of people are pissed today, and I've been seeing people post some real dumb shit. FYI:
Kickflip on a surfboard? Neato burrito.
Wanted to play some vidya while the fiancé was out, but by the time Microsoft was done installing updates, she called and said she was on her way home.