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Feb 3, 2016 8:08 AM
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TextureLikeSun
His selfie stick is what got you there in the first place.
AtomicDJ
As a dad, I have this in my life. My son has also shown his mild approval on occasion.
SaFo98
I bet he just let rip a massive fart
RichardusFuriosus
Mom: "I'll have another Bud. "
Garouleloup
I love dad jokes and i'm not even a dad
DJhiggySmalls
Have you recently had intercourse with a hooker you've never met and have not seen since? You may be a dad.
LumburgOR
Did he joke or did he fart?
LewisHAW14
Insisted on using his selfie stick
LowfatGooch
"Guys make it look like your disappointed in me, it's gonna be hilarious on the Internet!" "But dad, were always disappointed in you"
devastitis
Sounds like something right out of Rick and Morty.
haivastus
What was the joke?
WaliurRahman
This is when I miss normal behavior on imgur.:(
Schmedes
Is this from the new season of Agents of Shield?
LewisHAW14
Is everyone forgetting that there are 2 "sons" and the daughter has no meal?
RaiderFlyNO
Oh yeah.. That stinks
BostonFan82
that's EXACTLY why the mother is drinking.....and I love how happy he is with himself!
opentokix
Title is on point =)
stupidquestion316
dad jokes arent about the joke itself its about the pain you can cause with it
bridogz
Please, that boy is socking away the dad joke for use in 30 years. Bless his little heart. That's how it propagates!!
edemardil
"What instrument does Yo-Yo Ma play? *answers phone* CELLOOO!"
CBella01
He's laughing cuz he farted and everyone just caught a whiff!
mnlmik001
What was the joke? I know this might be a long shot.
paynis
He even looks like troll face
TheKillingGame
Dad wins
JPhoSho
+1
justanotherpeon
Dad jokes always win. Even the kids will admit it, later, when no one else is around.
OPsFather
Always.
TheDamDog
DADALITY - DAD WINS
justanotherpeon
Dad jokes always win. Even the kids will admit it, later, when no one else is around.
Jingawa
Flawless victory
yesigetitivape
FATALITY!!!
Vydrach
BABALITY!
wertpenguin
Dad 1: Comcast:0
Virrepirre
Dadality
misterjohnson87
Onion rings with Chinese?
Trikk
*sigh* Unzips...
MattTilson
Reactions from left to right: 'oh god no' 'oookay then...' 'haha holy fuck' 'why did I marry him' 'I should be a comedian '
rspizjuan
Spent so long telling Dad Jokes he's neglected the onion bhaji. Never neglect the bhaji.
Ayxu22
onion ring?
somethinginthefridge
That'd be my guess. I looked it up and one picture was an onion ring.
dakonsept
*kaanda bhajji (as a Maharashtrian, sorry, couldn't resist).
MOTHERFUCKINGGANESHA
Where in Maharashtra? I'm in Mumbai!
kindajanky
Whilst I agree with the principle here, I see no onion bhaji.
clancysmum
correct. But now I want a fucking onion bhaji.
BhataktiAtma
Neither do I
PFally64
Don't even joke about neglecting Onion Bhaji's, you sick fuck.
rebelchem
I like how you can see the middle kids on the left thinking, "I'll use that some day, yasssss." And the brother 1/2
rebelchem
On the end is thinking, "I'll use that some day, nooooooo."
rebelchem
On the end is thinking, "I'll use that some day, nooooooo."
DovahQuinn
I like how the one son is just accepting his fate like: "This is gonna be me some day"
ColonelObvious
He looks disturbingly like me 15-20 years ago :D No pics in my profile tho so don't bother checking
TheSkeletonWar
He's learning from the best.
BerwynBrewyn
He looks pretty gay, so probably not.
Engelic
He's taking mental notes. Gotta be prepared.
lurkerburzerker
he's lookin' pretty gay to me... so I'd say no. lookin' too much like me at that age. :D
lastfairdealgonedown
He could always adopt. :)
SnoodyQ
Gay people have kids, too.
mayc0
Lucky bastard
bibliophile
I'm almost 35, single with no kids and I already make dad jokes Coral. It's a good life!
ryanmcdaniel
I am 24 and I absolutely loved those types of jokes.
Katedog
You got someone pregent, I guarantee it
bibliophile
THANK CHEESUS I NEED A LIVER DONOR SO BAD
YuJinX5
Do you actually need a donor dude?
YuJinX5
Do you actually need a donor dude?
cuteandcuddly
It's almost as if dad was a kid himself once
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
Look at the camera, time to take a famfie!!
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/d/d3/231Phanpy.png
knexfreak32
Get out! That word isn't allowed here.
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
Lol
knexfreak32
It fits with the dad joke theme pretty well actually.
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
I thought so too!
knexfreak32
I had the same reaction as the kid in the pic. It's more true than originaly expected
understandable
I can'twait to fucking be a dad.
Dykklan
* Can't wait *
understandable
Yeah I got too excited lol
zigzampow
I have one month left, I'm so excited for the jokes
understandable
What'll your first joke be?
zigzampow
I guess I should have a plan for that.
understandable
How about, raise him up and sing the start of the circle of life?
zigzampow
Haha... I wonder if I can do that without getting pummeled by nurses.
Nacon
Oh neat! This dad know how to use a bluetooth-clicker for his phone to snap a photo. That's a good dad right there.
DarthFutuza
Except...I'm pretty sure this is a selfie stick.
davyay
i think the reason they were embarassed was because he was taking a pic with a selfie stick in a restaurant
ClareLittle
No seems like his arm is raised out and up a bit holding the phone at that angle and using the clicker to take the photo.
Imghurrr
I'm impressed by his 5 foot long arms
NickRivieraMD
I like that dad. That is a nice dad.
lilsebastian6627
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder
DomBPodcast
I will argue and say he doesn't know how to use the clicker since he is aiming it at the phone like a tv remote. Bahaha
DanteHicks79
I... I have that remote shutter! Photojojo!
itsnotuitsme
Wait... bluetooth clicker? Why haven't my kids told me about this technology?
Ryebread91
They must not love you.
Ryebread91
They must not love you.
Ryebread91
They must not love you.
Ryebread91
They must not love you.
justahumanonline
bruh/gal.....delete your multiple other comments.
HuckleofLogantown
Damn rye, same comment 4X?
IWouldLickThat
Imgur's fault. Says comment submission failed, people submit it again...
ThePolarMole
I fucking love how happy that dad is with himself!
Vesane
Coulson?
Drannok
Obvious comment is obvious
OPsFather
You bet your ass.
Drannok
Obvious comment is obvious
Jazsper1
Comment obvious is comment
ssshhhiiiiiiiii
As a licensed dad, I can attest. The reactions to my dad jokes are the best. Wicky wicky wah wah wicky wicky wah YO!
BuckNaked78
As a Dad you have to be.
irlShitposter
He's the man
TheOneThatGotBanned
Using his selfie stick is what got him there in the first place
MoTziC
It's because he bought the selfie stick. I remember this photo from a "long" time ago.
prettykitties
The word you're looking for is "awhile". Awhile ago.
MoTziC
I guess, but there is a difference between a long time, a "long" time, and awhile ago.
GilaMonsieur
tell me this isn't another dad joke
lilwood
He accepts his fate - feminazi daughter , bisexual code writing son, and a wife that stopped having sex 5 years ago, but dammit...hes funny!
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lilwood
You don't know how to imgur-
LaBotte
Snap!
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
That was just poetic.
Linkasaurusrex
This is the best thing I've ever read on here, hands down.
malbec
Dunno if daughter is a femnazi... No visible put hair
yourmomisminenow
'murica
smithd7
Wife stopped at least 13 years ago. I don't see a five year old there!
hagueharry
and I just realised why I stopped using imgur other than uploading shit, jesus this site is like the worst of reddit and tumblr combined
SuckItBlue
also to make you feel normal?
SuckItBlue
Oh yeah.
Peasandcorn
Nah they still bang
lilwood
I sure hope so! Go get em!
hereforcake
Yea, they are sitting next to each other and she is actually trying to hide her laughter.
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lilwood
You don't know how to imgur-
eirebadboy
Snap!
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lilwood
You don't know how to imgur-
eirebadboy
Snap!
FriendlyLNI
And a friend that just doesn't want to be there anymore. (Greg hoodie)
TwelveInchPianist
How do you know his names Greg?
bigphatslob
That's him
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Just look at it, can't you tell, that's *obviously* a Greg hoodie.
skorpz
All hail the king of hoodies, Greg !
IvanFromPripyat
But I thought it was the hypnoto- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGREG!
IvanFromPripyat
But I thought it was the hypnoto- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGREG!