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The Most Genius Engagement Ring Box Ever
A unique product that not only conceals the ring in a slim, wallet-size container before the big proposal, but also unfolds to show the ring pirouetting like a blooming flower.
blissblush
On behalf of girls everywhere, "OOOOOoooooo pretty!!!"
LuluAyube
Pirouetting diamond rings? She'll pretty much have to.
ipanickedandcouldntthinkofaname
Dickbutt please :))))
Robvp
Put your dick in the box
Jtwgeek
Classy as hell. +1
damelamusica
Screw the ring - let's buy plane tickets together.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Since when do flowers pirouette?
pandadabanana
This doesnt fit my big ass candy ring. :/
DMehdi
When I saw the price in a previous comment:
KiowaBrave
Whatever happened to just hitting the woman over the head and dragging her off to your cave?
akki14
That is a very expensive pop-up book...
purplepotatoe
Very mildly interesting
TheCooties
Until you open it too fast and it goes flying into the nearest river/drain/kraken...
AKahole
"kraken" You amazing person you. lol +1
huraeux
That's art, right there.
Whenyouwishuponastarfish
Yes yes OMG Yes!
ridetheshoopuf
ok. step one complete. now i have to find the girl who would marry me.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Could've used that 6 years ago. Hiding a ring box in my sock for 3 hours was a bitch and a half.
theblackcanaryyy
does anyone on here just become so jaded they just hate everything that pops up? or is it just me...
IfiToldyou
I came here because i got sick of 4chan's repetative bullshit, so don't ask me. I'm still waiting for the day we can all work together.
dryeraser
As a woman, I totally want this box, bump the ring, gimme the box.
jonathandoeingham
I bookmarked it for my future wife.
Ihavedecidedtomakeanimgur
How about I bump you and MAYBE I'll give you the box?
costalotmore
If you are offering your box.I'm sure plenty will give you this box.
elduquedelaspasas
I thought there was a fishing line attached to the ring. Then I touched the screen and it was a cat hair. Damn you cats.
gorlak150
as a Clifton I approve. as someone who is just recently divorced. this sucks.
StonesOnTheHill
Just as majestic as when I saw my cupholder do that for the first time.
Kmank95
Do you have a saab too? Because my saab has one like that and it's great. It's what i usually play with to pass the time while in traffic
StonesOnTheHill
Yup. Sure is magical, isn't it?
kamosey
"Opens like her legs." - classy slogans
Goodnewsbears
What happened to stay classy?
ilovestrepsils
Or perhaps, like when you sit down and spread your legs, and your family jewels unstick from your thighs.
finnxshakh
Need moar upvotes for this one.
prfesser
"Diamonds...that'll shut her up." -- Ron White
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
And you know what she will unfold like a flower. (It's her vagina!)
beleginwaffle
I placed my wife's ring inside a handkerchief and folded it up. DONE.
beleginwaffle
Of course I stuck my hand in my pocket every 15 seconds to make sure it was still there.
giantsquirrel
I wish I had one of those when I was carrying one. I made quite a scene at airport security when I refused to show what's in my pocket.
ned78
Sound rather like a Dara O'Briain comedy sketch ...
JeanLucPicard
Did you have a couple of dasbersbers in your pocket?
funkdoobi
THIS is the reason why I bought this. Going to be travelling with mine and needed something discrete to place in the belongings bin.
ThePinguino
Were you proposing upon arrival or did you just not want to take the chance on losing it?
giantsquirrel
Ring was in pocket. Wife was with me. Silly security man wanted to see what was in my pocket.
tikimiki
did you end up showing it?
giantsquirrel
Nope. I stated that I was sorry but I can't show you this and he accepted it.
germangirl1224
I want to know this as well
Aranyszin
I thought I was hot shit because the engagement ring box I used had a light that came on when you opened it.
ifinallyfeelathome
I'd think you were hot shit too. I hope my future bf/fiancé does this if he proposes at night
cajuninjun
that's pretty damn cool!
Aranyszin
Fortunately, mywife thought so too. I proposed outside at night, so the effect was pretty nice.
CarrotSharpener
I'm loving all the diamond market experts in the comments.
echtogammut
Every man knows he could put a synthetic diamond in there a no one, not even the jeweler would know.
UsePNGnotJPEG
Hey, they know what they're talking about. There was a highly upvoted post here months ago so now they're all experts.
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
Every man who shops for an engagement ring becomes a temporary diamond expert. Every man, whether he wants to or not.
Therm
DeBeers isn't exactly worried about people knowing the truth. People still want their diamond rings.
CarrotSharpener
I'm gonna go ahead and say that the truth is a bit more complex than the simpletons here like to imagine.
kungfuman
It's really not in this case. There are documentaries on how DeBeers hoards diamonds to make them rare, plain as that.
CarrotSharpener
Which I'm sure everyone commenting has watched and understood.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
And I'm sure those documentaries are totally unbiased, tell the complete truth, and have no agenda.
EnigmaNL
They probably have less of an agenda than DeBeers does.
AncientEldritch
Someone tries to steal your wallet and gets a pleasant surprise..
PhuGetThat
Oh god...what a horrifying thought.
oopieceofcandy
and that's how i married my mugger
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
If I wanted cash and got a diamond ring I'd be annoyed. I would have no idea how to unload it.
AreYouPharrellRightNow
You've been visited by the upvote fairy
LandenWoodall
that shit costs $90
kendovzii
Well, if you're already going to go into debt to pay for a wedding, the $90 seems like nothing.
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LandenWoodall
i think everyone already packed up and left man
lowesdriver1990
And?
ATFAgentlol
That's it? Wow.
shubik
perfect use of that gif
szepasszony
Sheesh, that's almost as much as the engagement ring I got for my husband. (and probably mine too, though I never asked how much it was).
Amp21
Not a bad deal. I knew my husband was proposing by the box in his pocket which I tried to pretend I didn't see until he was ready.
Merrysteam4
$90??
rawrbecue
Be better than the Gap.
dietingcookiemonster
If you're getting married and concerned over spending $90 you're going to have a bad time
thingshappened
T hat ring costs 100 at walmart
rawrbecue
This character would have bought it in a heartbeat.
capnsebastian
Too much or too little?
tradderjohn
I call that getting swindled and pimped
wandergeist
That actually is a lot less than I expected.
Silencor
Way to highlight the worst use of that gif.
DanNeedsLoveToo
Was gonna say, that's actually not bad.. was expecting shit be like +$150~200 ish or even higher..
ABunchOfBabyDucks
"It's a candy dish, Ned. 90 dollars!"
garydee
FuckYourJortsDude
2 magnificent hot actor gifs! yusss
vengfish
Sounds worth it to present a ring costing thousands of dollars.
peopleperson
Compared to the thousands of dollars spent on the average engagment ring, $90 for the box is like buying a 25c gumball with your groceries.
ireallyliketoast
Unless your buying a cheap ring. Why would $90 matter?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
You don't even need an expensive ring at this point. You can have a plastic ring and it'd still be impressive as hell.
nonamejanie
For a box!? No. Perfect gif!
BraceYourselfWinterIsComing
But you can reuse it at as many times as it takes.
TalkingToaster
I want one. My engagement ring is bulky and kind of uncomfortable, so I want something nice to store it in once I get my wedding ring.
Napagogue
I've been wondering for a while now. What movie is this from?
ralphwiggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zckciw8lD1k
OPreceives
Crazy Stupid Love. Great Freaking movie
beeratius
Commenting for answer
ralphwiggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zckciw8lD1k
Snooj
If you're spending 4-5 figures on a piece of glass with no practical value, might as well dump another $90.
gamblingpoet
This is how monster cables stay in business. "Well, you are buying a 2k TV, might as well spend 100 dollars on cables".
daletvak
Piece of coal would be a more apt description. Glass has more practical value.
Doubeido
piece of carbon
PastaIsLife
Excuse me sir, I am getting moisanite
DidItForScience
Awesome online book on the history of the diamond racket. http://edwardjayepstein.com/diamond/prologue.htm
xephus
what kind o glass are you buying?
Snooj
Not the kind you mount on your finger to let people know how viable it would be to rob you, that's for sure.
seastarontheseashore
4-5 figures?? I picked out my vintage engagement ring for around $300. The hell with diamonds - I wanted opals!
Snooj
My statement wasn't meant to apply to every single human who read the comment.
seastarontheseashore
Of course not. Just seems crazy. To each their own. :)
Snooj
Everyone seems to be taking it personally. "What are you talking about? That's not a thing *I* would do? How dare you state that!"
rectalprolapse
This.
TheHappyHermit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Sru_TTWGg
cspinasdf
Imagine that there wasn't a monopoly and you could get a 2ct diamond ring for like 500 bucks.
Snooj
I would still go to 5 Guys 100 times instead.
cspinasdf
I don't particularly feel 5 guys is a great hamburger place, and feel like it is over rated.
Snooj
It's not a gourmet hamburger by any means, but what I can get is pretty damn good for $5.
jeremywork
Dayum, dauym, DAYUMMM!
RoseanneRosannadanna
If you're spending 4-5 figures on a piece of glass then I hate to be the one to tell you but you fucked up.
MmMerrifield
Fuck that, buy lab created, they are of superior quality for a fraction of the price, we're talking PURE diamond here for 1/10th the price.
thisthingsibelieve
Back when we were looking, the lab created ones were the same price as natural ones. Labs aren't great at making jewelry quality stones.
MmMerrifield
shit has come a long ways my fake internet friend.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I told my gf if I proposed it'd be a CZ and not diamond because CZ lacks imperfections, like her. Didn't get sex for a month after that.
MFTin614
Funniest thing I've read all day.
Daskful
Where can I buy lab created diamonds?
cspinasdf
Nexus. Though they are more like 1/2 price for actual lab manufactured diamonds. You can also buy used for 1/3 the price.
Snooj
But it doesn't EMBODY THE MAGIC AND MYSTERY OF NATURE.
MmMerrifield
or the bloodshed...
hencethequeef
*magic and mystery of horrific violence in the diamond trade
iputthefiresout
You spelled "highly compressed coal" wrong.
Snooj
No, I knew what I was doing. I did it on purpose.
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
Si vs C, they're like four lines away from eachother
KonekoToujou
They're both made from carbon, coal doesn't actually turn into diamonds.
HoloRin
Technically, Anthracite is a type of coal that contain about 95% carbon in it. By compressing it, you can make industrial diamonds 1/2
HoloRin
The rest of the 5% being expelled from the core of the press, achieving then 100% pure carbon diamond.
YesThisIsDogfort
Glass is mostly made of silicon and oxygen.
KonekoToujou
I never said glass was made of carbon. I just was saying that "highly compressed coal" is an inaccurate description of diamonds.
ampelamati
The only reason I'd never want to spend that much on an engagement/wedding ring is cuz I lose shit all the time :(
bearbutts
I'm pretty sure I'll propose to someone by giving them an arcade machine, maybe you should too.
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ampelamati
if I've earned the money and make enough to where it doesn't bother me, why not spend my money how I please?
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ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
The question is why does it please you to spend money on that in the first place? It's so...arbitrary. Why is a real diamond worth [1]
arvalis
a piece of glass?
ArcipluvianCosmicGallows
Basically yeah. Carbon glass.
NotAnotherFuckingDalek
FYI http://blog.priceonomics.com/post/45768546804/diamonds-are-bullshit
FairyGodzilla
I only take issue here because diamond is crystalline and not an amorphous solid
Jupeez
Yeah, look at CollegeHumor's video about diamonds!
Snooj
I'm making fun of its practicality by calling it glass because, unless you're using your ring to drill through shit, It's a waste.
DefinitelyNotSatan
Doesn't sound like you would be fun to marry.
WestCoastIsBestCoast
I think he'd rather be "not fun" than a sucker.
Snooj
Maybe not for you, but my wife, who also thinks diamonds are a waste of money, seems to like me pretty well.
HappyCakeDay
Well it is holding a fucking diamond ring eh
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Diamonds aren't even that pretty or rare. DeBeers is like that evil super villain corporation from the movies and comics, only they are real
mycatisstan
Found the Canadian!
garydee
TheUltimateChimera
Replying so I can use this gif later.
LandenWoodall
LicensedAdHominem
It better not. I'm 94% sure none of my friends want a bloody piece of carbon. There are prettier, more personally meaningful stones.
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
Yeah, but diamonds are so useful. Multi purpose.
LicensedAdHominem
Synthetic diamonds are prettier and more useful, but De Beers tries them to look bad. Sapphires are better in jewelry than diamonds!
LicensedAdHominem
*tries to make them look bad. Wtf grammar
UsePNGnotJPEG
You seem upset.
LicensedAdHominem
I meant "bloody" as in "covered with blood of innocents", not an exclamation thingy ^.^' I'd rather get zirconia than diamond.
Witchpig
Me too... They look almost exactly the same, and you're not losing out on thousands of dollars!
stevetehpirate
As someone who just bought a $6000 ring. $90 aint shit!
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Snooj
Apps won't deliver vagina to your door quite like a $6,000 ring.
thelonepig
I feel like the only girl who doesn't give a fat shit about rings. When I meet the guy, I'll just want the husband. He's the prize!!
MonumentalHobNob
Gz on debt
LandenWoodall
Fair enough
stevetehpirate
That's not true, $90 will feed my now broke ass until Christmas.
StarrryNight
Honest question. Does the lady know how much it costs, and would you tell her if she doesn't know? I'm not sure I couldn't not brag.
aFadingMemory
Most women would ask. It is one of your marital assets now after all, has to be insured and stuff.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
That people spend thousands of dollars on some metal and minerals maddens me. It feels like a huge con by the jewelry companies that [1]
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
so many of us are falling for. [2]
Snooj
But the great news is that *everyone* is in on it, so it has resale value. It's not like buying a house in Detroit.
Legendariel
Resale value? LOL. Ever try reselling a diamond?
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
True but jewelry loses a lot of value on the secondhand market and most people probably aren't going to sell an engagement ring.
stevetehpirate
For those curious:
(pardon my not so dainty finger)
wildweekendbitch
That must be a huge rock. Lucky girl! Props to you.
stevetehpirate
A little under a carat. Not super big, but a really pretty stone. Just wanting to make her feel as lucky as I do.
wildweekendbitch
I think it's impressive. I would be thrilled if I were her. A+ OP.
StarrryNight
bruh you got ripped off. Shit doesn't even fit! jeez. so beta.
stevetehpirate
I knew that dude in the alley wasn't a reputable seller!
refoT
Damn. Pretty beautiful ring. All the best, mate.
stevetehpirate
Thanks! Really happy to be doing something right! Cheers!
bwchronos
You likely won't get a ton of support for that on here but I'm pumped for you. What are the details, if you don't mind my asking?
stevetehpirate
Thank you! It took forever to find a ring that she liked. I bought the stone early on, princess cut, about .93carat, VS1, G. Super happy.
bwchronos
Very nice. What's the setting (going to be) like?
stevetehpirate
I'd post a picture as it is within arms reach, however so is my SO. It's a three stone setting in white gold with v-prongs.
InboxMeYourOods
Is it regular to make her pick her ring?
stevetehpirate
I don't think so, I tried to figure it out without her but after 3 months of striking out we picked it out together.
MayorOfTownsville
I know a lot of people that did. I am glad I did the one my husband like the best was the one I did not like at all
WeeblesWobblesBobbles
I used to sell jewelry (for 10 years). It was all over the board. Some solo, some together, some with friends/relatives of hers.