*obscene statement against the vulture capital owners of this site*
Look, I’m not saying Business Daddy is Jorkin DePeanus the Sectional Predator. But have you ever seen them in the same room together?
More girlies should have PPs. More boys should have VVs.
BD GFY
So this one time at band camp …
Do I look better with four tits or the usual two?
If you had me alone for 24 hours and I couldn’t say no, what would you make me do?
Let’s turn the comments into a smutty CYOA fantasy story
Slug wants to know if you’ve Hailed Satan today
NOW ACCEPTING ALL QUESTIONS, INCLUDING THE WEIRD, SMUTTY, SILLY, PERSONAL AND SWEET
Let’s make the comment section look like Business Daddy’s creepy browser history
Nippless Cage
Remember when we were *THIS* close to having an intelligent, accomplished, funny WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
See slugs? Sí, slugs. Sea Slugs!
*weird pony smut*
Hi, Slug! Bye, Slug!
Throwback to the weirdness of Imgur Long Ago
Fuck me, Bad Dragon
Boys get older but never grow up
Bananas, hand for scale
Babe? Does this slug make my ass look big?
In the beginning was The Force. The Force was with him, and The Force was him. Rest well, my Lord.
Weird face hand is judging you
Put your hands in the air! And wave ‘em like you just don’t care!
Do you have moment to talk about our lord and savior, Sluggy?
[title reached redacted]
Slugging my way downtown, slugging fast, faces pass and I’m a sea slug
PSA: Good Yard
Upvote Baron Samedi to Guard Against the Curse of Madame Zeroni
Not now, Ma! I’m eating!
Actively stealing from the people who need it to give handouts to the ones who dont’t.
Outta my way, leg haver! I’m slugging here, do you mind?
You know, you look kinda like Wilford Brimley.
Coffee, Tea, Me, or …..
*flaps in nudi boi*
Seaslug, not a leaf! Seaslug, not a leaf! Seaslug, not a leaf!
Imgurians only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
More twinkles than a freshman sorority pledge’s dorm room.
Mods are asleep, send nud(ibranch)es
Farming the lawn, farming the lawn, farming the lawn
Howdy, friend!
My Ass in Shiny Latex
Scroll to the end. You know you want to ;)
It is time
BUNNY SLUG!!!
The Irma Luhrman-Merman Murder
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more
Team Seamslug
TFW it’s July 29
I’m not like other girls …
Care to comment, Seattle?
Ponder My Orbs, Imgur
And now for something completely … disturbing
This Barbie is a sea slug
Remind me again why people call it the “Good Book”?
Good eye contact is important
The only thing cooler than old school push mowers is old school push mowers in slow-mow (Pun intended. Sound on)
The McFuck did you just say to me?