captain5

60098 pts · January 19, 2014


You are flying through space filled with huge rocks at 24,000 miles per hour!

My sister called me a boomer millennial

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How sway?

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Views 343

Yup.

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Views 151126

Story of my mother-truckin life

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Damnit ... lost another girl... can I get a guide on this?

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Never look back, never ever look back

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My brethren... so I got a text back with a number!

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When you finally see some compatibility with a girl and she sends the I’m not feeling it, text

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At a singles mixer event, I am able to talk to girls just fine....

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As a balding late 20s guy, Ive finally figured it out 

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Do good things for people

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How it feels getting a better job and not having a GF AGAIN.

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The age group I'm talking about is 20-24, I am a few years older

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Went ballroom dancing for the first time!

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Just got another higher paying job...wish I had a companion to share my success with 

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Yes

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You guys want to see something cool? Well how about a 90s gif

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Being used for way too long

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S-L-O-W M-O-T-I-O-N F-O-R T-H-E W-I-N

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Just some self-confidence for ya

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Been dealing with this BS since Junior high, I cant always be there for everyone like I dont have my own life 

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Got a new job and on the first friday a coworker did this

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Part Three: G̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶ Italian Engineering

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I act like a class clown at my work, so much more enjoyable than when I used to put in effort and stress out

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So Halo 5 just got announced...feeling old yet?

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Slo mo yo life

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E3 2014 games are announced which are you excited for?

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Ladies...what do you have to say?

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I never knew I would see this day but...

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Here is a picture of a snow leopard

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Part Four: International Engineering

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Lions don't like sharing

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And now the wait for the new Zelda game begins...

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Views 81

End Anti Vaccination

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Views 459

Germa... American Engineering!

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MRW my credit score went from 690 to 753! It's an awesome Monday indeed!

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Been listening to lost woods song for the past hour, I am lost in the woods...

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Cool gifs for you cool people out there

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Yutaka Katayama, Father of the Z Car, Passes Away at Age 105 - A tribute

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Luigi for the win!

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So true with all that is going on in Baltimore.

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Views 177

German Engineering, why not Japanese engineering?

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Views 1637

MRW I'm talking to other girls around my gf

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