Accurate.
She made me feel things. And I didn’t like it at all.
24th June 2016
"Oh look wine!"
I'll just have some eggs, thanks.
The Irish have a certain eloquence...
Nailed it.
The Irish President queuing at the ATM. #JustIrishThings
I bought a new FitBit strap from China.
It all makes sense now.
"Pardon me, miss..."
Well, that's one way of doing it...
Waking up to see the new Viralize It option...
Local elections begin in Ireland.
No, but really.
No, but really.
Hmmmm....
Huh.
Hohoho.
It could work.
"So long, gay boys!"
This is accurate.
Do want.
Today I started a 2 week detox. Everytime someone speaks to me, I hear bacon.
But daaaaa-aaad!
I like when you work, hoomans.
Aw man! AW MAAAAN!
"lolmine"
Happy St Patrick's Day, Imgur!
Make hay while the Irish sun shines.
Oddly satisfying.
A source of excellent ideas.
Take care.
As a girl... does this actually happen?
That's a paddlin'.
Majestic as fuck.
o_O
The moment you realise you're dressed the same as a Japanese Karaoke Room.
Fucks given when naming this café: Zero.
Hmmm. Going to brush up my resumé.
+1
An accurate description of how I feel on a diet.
"Sometimes we question our human"
Your turn, Graffiti Removal Guy.
Stop it.
"We're terribly sorry, but there will be gory revenge. Sorry."
Nailed it.
THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING.
Helpful English translations are helpful...
Are you going out tonight?