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jellis45
The Washington Elites. Only team in the nfl to bend/ make their own rules. Collects all ticket money home and away.
Frogapus
copingcabana
They should go scarier:
TheFatAussieGuy
Name them the Sentinels like in The Replacements
Sheeyet
Seminoles
getmlikeike350
It's not like anyone's going to watch football any more.
hatter13
that's true, it's like a soap opera written by psychopaths.this guy beats his wife, this guy deals dope, but this one fights dogs, no prob
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
Orange Skins?
FabulousBadass
The Wasshington Lizards
TheOnlyTwin45
Swamprats
vladimirtheliberator
/a/kTlm6sM
jubalharshaw
The DC Redskins.
hatter13
its NOT DC what the hell
gifOfSamRockwellDancing
DC Snipers
TrueLegateDamar
Call them the Washington Warriors...come out and plaaa-ay
KidneyBeene
Seriously? For most of its existence, the word wasn't widely considered derogatory. So now its bad? For fuck sake people. This is like 1/2
KidneyBeene
bitching about not getting a square pizza at school on Friday back in 3rd grade. Not An Issue. Bullshit platitudes. 2/2
nhnmreWatcher
This is real progress. Finally, poverty, obesity, and drug use among native Americans will be a thing of the past.
joeinsurgent
You do know that you can work on those problems while changing the name as well.
nhnmreWatcher
Ha. How many people who bitched about ‘Redskins’ ever did anything about any actual issue? Meaningless virtue signaling. Look how good I am.
sh1tpostergodofall
Changing team names instead of addressing the real issues is not going to accomplish anything.
escalinci
Washington Breadsticks! It sounds just the same! Rolls off the tongue.
TecNeck
Isn't this just a bunch of white people being offended on behalf of native americans?
LordNergal
Yep.
hatter13
probably, they really haven't cared for a long time
Safebox36
From what I understand, they're fine with the caricature, it's the name that's insensitive. So change one or the other.
jubalharshaw
A majority of American Indians don’t care about the name either
jubalharshaw
Downvote away if you please. Here’s a link: http://tiny.cc/zh2dsz
Safebox36
I would hope not, considering I've never heard anyone use the term redskin to refer to Indian ethnicity...
FlatPlutoSociety
1) My college's team used to be the Indians, but we changed to the Bears during my sophomore year. And our new mascot was a black bear that
FlatPlutoSociety
2) wore an Indian headdress, and was named Cherokee. My school wasn't run by the brightest people.
alsowhatsaderp
VesselOfHate
"redskins" is one thing. Doesn't a different sports team have a mascot that probably should also fit into this conversation?
digiorno88
There are a lot of native mascots in many sports. And a lot of them talk to/get permission from the local tribes to keep them
VesselOfHate
this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Wahoo. Oof, the design for 1946-1950.
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, there aren't a ton of complaints about the Indians' team name, but that mascot... hoo fuckin' boy.
gablestout
It's that the name itself is considered derogatory. It's like calling an MLB Team the "Blacks" even if you wanted to honor the Negro Leagues
LordNergal
Okay, but what do the Native Americans say? It's their say that matters.
thebigtexas
I heard Washington Redtails is possible. While the Red-tailed Hawk might be a cool bird, the name just makes it sound like they get spanked.
thisisjdog
I saw a report that said they were checking their potential name with both Native American groups and the armed forces, so I think it’s this
gablestout
Yeah, but the 332nd Fighter Group (which it references) kicked some significant ass...I've got my money on the Redtails
thebigtexas
As badass as the airmen were...still sounds like getting spanked. Not a fan of these teams, but "Cowboys 27 Redtails 3" sounds hilarious.
PantherMedic
I mean, that's not what cams to mind for me lol. Pretty sure it's referring to the Tuskegee Airmen.
thebigtexas
As badass as the airmen were...still sounds like getting spanked. Not a fan of these teams, but "Cowboys 27 Redtails 3" sounds hilarious.
pooslap
http://imgur.com/qcwUS.jpg
PantherMedic
Came*
pericynthion8
Man. You really liked your own comment, didn't you?
PantherMedic
What?
pericynthion8
If I have to explain it to you, I wouldn't understand
ChalkCoatedDonut
Whatever they'll do, just don't let the people from the internet decide the new name.
BeesechurgerProductions
What? You don't want the team to be called The Washington Hitlerdidnothingwrongs?
LordNergal
I saw some 4channers planning to get the team renamed "Washington Cansuckmyballs."
BigFatUglyBugFacedBabyEatingOBrien
The Washington Teamy McTeamfaces
gablestout
Mewmus
Mad TV did a skit where the Native Americans used the money they made from casinos to buy a bunch of sports teams and renamed them, they 1/
Mewmus
renamed the Washington Redskins to the "Washington Rednecks", the Kansas City Chiefs to the "Kansas City Land Robbers", in MLB the 2/
Mewmus
Cleveland Indians became the "Cleveland Klan", and the Atlanta Braves became the "Atlanta Genocidal Maniacs who Raped our Women and 3/
Mewmus
Killed Our Children and Banished Us to Die on Reservations but We're Back you Bastards and We've Got Money and this Time it's Going to be 4/
Mewmus
different Braves" 5/
imsomewhatofaboobmyself
Sadly I know alot of people I worked with that would love that name.
FairylandTrashCollector
agmwrowakocabutdorbwabybawhgmattiigtbdb is a pretty unhandy abbreviation though.
Hobbsrox
Rename them the whiteskins and use a picture of mitch McConnell wearing a confederate du rag for their symbol. Problem solved
wpurple
I think Tonto's "Palefaces" better reflects the white bread reality.
valentinewillis43
Or orange skins and use a picture of Trump
Harryteeters
As a life long Redkins fan, I approve this message.
antonchigurh
HillCountryRambler
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Whites
CounterHelix15
Damn, that's an awesome and hilarious!
Goryofa
Hahahaha
InsertHereTitleOfYourSextape
Whiteskins sounds like a dick name we could shape it that way
RackhamTheRed
Foreskins?
Wolfmom2020
Gentleman... I think we might have a real shot at this one...
pericynthion8
Okay, who ordered the four skins?
watgula9
Washington Pandas. We all know that teams is soft.
itskindofathing
More like the Washington Panderers.
nataliakitten
How about Washington Red Pandas?
YourMomsSidePiece
Just keep the name and make the logo a sunburned Irish guy at the beach.
Fatkats93
The logos not the problem
beardiggy
As a native DC or son, make it a potato or make it the monuments.
Bridgiebird
That is awesome
Ahumblebubble
So... Any Irish guy on holiday? We don't tan well...
Loopgarouz
Or a Super Bowl fried potato concoction.
deputycartman
Italian American guido. Fat hairy gut and obnoxiously large crucifix chain.
slagathorstiffnips
It always has been. Couldn’t you tell?
firehawkcultist
ArcTrooper501st
I resemble that remark!
SureYouCanDG
i take offense to that as an irish, if its not a Drunk sunburned Irish guy at the beach it wont be a realistic depiction at all..
BahamutBBob
Gotta have a Guinness in his hand, start only selling Guinness at FedEx Field.
abidikgubidik
Just change the logo to a potato
Coldrise
I'm a fan of using a red potato, but as an easily-burnt Irishman I also approve of this.
RedYetti
As a sunburnt Irish guy 10/10 would root for that team... so long as they let me wear a sun hat to games
icommentwithsteveharvey
A red skinned tater
WhichIsIt
Haha or a pile of apple peels.
BioshockDaddy
Red Hulk?
Mxlespxles
Red she hulk and we got a deal
cryborg
Just don't rename the team after a political office like the Senators or some stupid shit like that!
KinderSurpriseMF
Washington Wall
OrgasPandaCat
Imma call my team "The peculiar president" and be shit in every game, just to have the news reporter go "The peculiar president lost again."
4merGOP
We already have The Senators in Harrisburg, minor league for The Nationals.
pericynthion8
Washington Provosts
Jonnymarre
Washington Potato Skins
undertheaurora
Washington Ombudsmen
antillesw
Monuments
Skizzlesnap
As a Washington fan I’ll say they might as well. At least then they have the name to match with them not doing shit.
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
They should just be the Washington Nobodies. Theres no way anyone can be offended And when asked who their fave team is, the fans can say..
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
NOBODY!
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Funny, that's how many people were going to FedEx BEFORE the pandemic
WhichIsIt
Washington Chief Justices!
Harryteeters
Years ago my dad was a Crew Chief, but they renamed his position to Lead Mechanic as to not piss off any Native Americans
BarrowsBOY
Washington Ruth Baders
TheBlueMuppet
Washinton Indigenies
HillCountryRambler
"Patriots" pssshhhhh.... gimme a break!
alecdshope
I remember back in the '90s people had problems with the Senators' mascot because he was a "probably racist" white male. People suck.
OlderWiser
Finding a completely non-offensive name will be a challenge.
valdbagina69420
Not really lol, almost every other team has managed to do it
OlderWiser
You sure? Guaranteed somebody’s offended.
valdbagina69420
I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive
OlderWiser
Frostbreaker1
Or ANOTHER fucking bird. Too many birds in American sports
PhilipJFryIII
Online polls are going with redtails
Wankathon
The boobies?
goflyblind
i don't think those nest around washington. what about tits?
hockeyandgolfer224
The Blue Jay's, Cardinals, Cardinals, Eagles, Orioles, Ravens, Falcons, Hawks, Seahawks, Pelicans, Raptors, Penguins, Red Wings,
Frostbreaker1
Raptors are actually dinosaurs
youreathing
I feel like Emus would be a good choice
sunyudai
Kiwis. We can use the laser kiwi flag:
hathorlover
I always liked the Washington Department of Football
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This is an underrated opinion. The DoF's mascot could be the proud and majestic bureaucrat, displayed boldly in his $99 suit.
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"Push push with all your might, our red tape will win the fight" we'll chant in our beige slacks and Hawaiian shirts. "Liquid Lunchers"
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The true fans will be called. But really we'll drink plenty of water to prevent dehydration and drive home in our "Premium" Honda Accords.
goflyblind
*stares in ottawan*
cryborg
ZARNAK
*Fellow Ottawan looks at our cfl team* The f*cks a redblack?
Onoratha
I can't not help hear it how Biggs and Barr say it.
BeerAndChips
Ottawa's had a rough ride with its sports franchises.
Weretarantula
The Fury I felt when I read that pun...
ZARNAK
I felt I must also Rebel against that pun
Harryteeters
One of the names in the running is War Hogs. All I think of is Black Sabbath. Or those air powered toy airplanes
gablestout
I've got my money (literally) on the "Redtails". It's patriotic and a (deserving) nod to African Americans.
YooperMan21
I liked idea but just give it a few years before they start creating cartoonish logos and more racist...i think new name should not deal
YooperMan21
Anything racially driven (whether meant to be positive)
xtreampb
Are you parking the domain?
Borgham
Tf does redtail mean?
TheVermonster
I hope so too. But the owner is such a dolt that I fully expect them to keep the Redskins name
scJazz
in the news this morning. The name and logo will be changed they just don't know what yet.
TheVermonster
Nice. I did see a headline that said it came down to "cold hard cash" not ethics. Sounds about right.
DieGeistreiter
New name? The Washington Scalpers.
wpurple
Grifters
AwesomeTeddybear
My ass!!! Ooooohhhw my asshole hurts!!! Aaaaaahhh my ass!!!!
pericynthion8
How hairy is that thing?
SolarPolarBear
Sir are you ok?
AwesomeTeddybear
POW!
OhMyItsUncleJoeBiden
Tony Lazuto says hello.