Christmas is coming. I think it is better time to repost.

Dec 6, 2017 5:06 PM

UnhatchedEgg

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FP Edit : This is my first post ever. You guys are awesome. If this means I can ask something then send nice things.

Those reindeer can fly yo! Maybe even just a few of them can carry a bunch of presents!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot about Santa's time machine. Dork.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but magic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But magic? Right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Santa only delivers to rich countries. Kids from the rest of the world can go back to eating stones for breakfast

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SONIC BOOM!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But...I mean...magic?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Is professor Suzuki nakamoto, Satoshi nakamoto? BTC OG ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is some very flawed maths and logic here. But I ain't taking chances, I'll be in my bunker.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speedforce.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if there's thousands of santa clones and they all take a small section of houses?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is not even considering time displacement.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There must be an alternative explanation...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont know where to start with the bad maths in this...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Santa's new sleigh

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dude it always was, just a different exterior

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Earth is kill. v

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

omae wa mou shindeiru

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huge mistake.. Only kids in the developed world get gifts from santa. Kids from Africa get aids & starvation, Asian kids get malaria & abuse

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

“Santa will deliver to 15% of them” there’s a mistake there but that isn’t it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bow down before the power of santa or be crushed be crushed, by his jolly boots of doom

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where did we get this 15% from

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

85% naughty? No idea.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Different religions? Not everyone celebrates Christmas.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's Christmas at Ground Zero!

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

♪ and if the radiation level's okay, i'll go out with you and see the new mutations on new year's day ♫

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ronald Regan on the TV...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You might hear reindeer on your roof top, or Jack Frost on your window sill, but if someone's coming down your chimney,

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you better load your gun and shoot to kill!

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thus has the God Emperor spoken through his servant, Santus Clauseum. As it is commanded, so shall it be. Suffer not the heretics to live.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The distance is vastly exaggerated in his calculations. You can’t just distribute evenly across the globe. People mostly live in big cities

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Yeah, but he underestimates the area of the earth by a factor of four

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea wtf is 1.4km between houses. There isn't 1.4 meters between most in cities

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's an average to determine total distance travelled. My issue is with the reindeer, they're magical so the weight doesn't matter.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

That's exactly what I was thinking. Cannon is 13 reindeer, stick that or else why not say more than 1 Santa can operate, too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, Santa uses a magic space bag that opens to another dimension or as a portal to his warehouse where elves dole out the gifts.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is great! And all I did was enter my name: Thrillhouse!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WELCOME THRILLHO

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Um sorry, 15% of 2 billion is not 3 billion.... its 300,000,000.. Also not all those are good kids, also, its magic. Science doesn't apply.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

In reference to the billion thing, they might be using long numbers; Million-1,000,000, Milliard-1,000,000,000, Billion-1,000,000,000,000.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what about tonnes. Was this referring to Tonnes Loc ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A tonne is what americans calls metric ton, it's 1000kg. While the american ton is 2000pounds (907kg) and uk ton is 2240pounds (1016kg)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pssst. It was a joke.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are a little less than 9 billion people on Earth. If 2 billion are children, you also can't assume all of them celebrate Christmas.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit!! I meant 8 billionish. Fuck me, my students would be disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So given that the world is about 1/3 Christian, maybe we say 40% of kids celebrate Christmas. 400,000,000ish kids. Also

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fertility rate of the world, which is the amount of live birth per woman in a life time, is around 2. So I feel like saying...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3.5 children per household isn't correct either... I am just dubious to believe that these numbers are correct...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also none of the math applies anyway, because santa is magic!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Earth is kill.

8 years ago | Likes 603 Dislikes 1

We must leave planet!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All your base is belong to us.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Then who was

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did I stroke out typing that?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who was phone

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

much die

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 2

Came here for this exchange, +1!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was sat at home eating smegma egnnog when pjotr ring “Earth is kill” ‘no’

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

This is the greatest comment

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smeggnog

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

omae wa mou shindeiru

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

NANIII

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nani?!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

How is 15% of 2 billion 3 billion?

8 years ago | Likes 1461 Dislikes 5

Ive run the calculations back a few times and it all checks out for me. Not sure what you’re doing wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The math fixes itself (somehow) when you divide 300,000,000 kids by 3.5 kids/household and get 87 million households like they do

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop being difficult

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look man, all I know is maths is more art than science

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t question science!!! SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christmas magic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg i thought i was retarded for my whole life. thank you for also noticing that

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That in yen you have to convert to US

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because when did math ever make any fucking sense in the first place?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Methematics

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Might be the difference between long arithmetic and short arithmetic, I'll try to find you a video about it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More importantly, 3.5 kids per household?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Billions Georg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, forgot about it for a bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-52AI_ojyQ also, it's the short system vs. the long system

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, is that ALL of Earth's area or just the land? Or just the populated land? Would make a big difference.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you pretend it said 3,000,000 the rest of maths checks out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick maffs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're Asian don't question it.

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

I couldnt stop thinking about this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because of quatum reasons...Stay in school, dont do drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

stay in milk, dont do school, drink your drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes me feel proud to be an imgurian when I scroll down to see this as top comment after realizing the error. There's hope for us after all

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Adjusting for inflation.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Ummmmmm......................yep

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also, shock waves are only based on freestream mach number and geometry and have nothing to do with mass...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An error in translation between eastern and western counting systems. They use commas every two digits instead of three.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Different countries have different values that equal a billion. In America 1 billion is 1000 million, some places 1 billion is 1million 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Millions. So 1000 000 000 vs 1000 000 000 000.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's in fact only in english you have 1000 million = 1 billion. Another weird thing where it's english that is the odd one out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even Britain used to have it that way. I think they swapped over though?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes we've switched to a billion being 1,000,000,000. We used to call that amount a milliard and a billion was 1,000,000,000,000.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the source. Im not the best with Japanese, but I believe they are saying 2 billion kids, and 300 million will be delivered to

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The symbol 億 can be used a either Billion or 100 Million

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one slide ruined all my fun too..

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The rest of them follow with the same mistake in order of magnitude, and for some reason the number of households is in Yen?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's that new common core math! :P

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 11

How can there be .5 kids?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inflation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thats why there is "average" before that three and a half kids :P

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a roughly 50/50 chance that Finland doesn't exist. I read it on the internet.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude we're totes here tho

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So i am living in the void then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That checks out. Everyone I've ever known from Finland exists in a quantum flux of existence and non-existence.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a feeling I know this reference, as a finn, but can't quite remember...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I 'member

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep reading that NZ doesn't exist. I'm so confused. Where am I?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

In the simulation, wake up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, we have a smaller population than Finland...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably not NZ

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the expeditions that gave us Hercules and Xena proved NZ exists.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you might be in bielefeld

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oz

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not New Zealand.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Only in English a billion is 1,000,000,000; in other languages that's just a thousand millions. A billion here would be 1,000,000,000,000

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

1,000,000,000 IS a thousand million. Look - 1,000 & ,000,000 = 1,000,000,000 = 1 Billion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That makes even less sense because there aren't even a trillion people on earth.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm still confused, how does 1 thousand millions equal 1 trillion?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not. The commenter messed up. Billion in English would be 1000 million. 1 trillion is million million (or 1 billion in other languages)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like in spanish, 1e9 would be read as "a thousand millions" and then 1e12 would be read as "a billion". (wiki "long and short code")

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Language barriers don't affect math....math is a universal language, it's why science can cross boundaries

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a notational thing, dude. It's fine. In this case, blame the translator.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some countries have different values of 1 billion. What can't you get your head around?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they meant 300,000 kids. Watch your zeroes, people!

8 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 33

They must but that fucks up the whole same thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ironic

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Watch your zeros, person.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you mean 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhhhhh 3M?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean 300,000,000?

8 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 2

I think they meant, YOUR MOM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha I really enjoyed that he also made a mistake.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Muphry’s Law ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watch your zeroes, people!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shit, yes...

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

The best part is when you didn't pay attention to the zeros. +1

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

The irony.. Oh man, the irony.....

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Irony is dead. Santa killed it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I quote from @TheCalvinintheWoods "watch your zeroes people"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wise words! I shall listen to them the next time I talk about 300 kids.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, I think they meant 20,000,000,000 kids to start with, if you look at the picture, there's a big 20 on the Earth.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 8

But we don't even have 8,000,000,000 people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the japanese count in 1x10.000, not 10x1000 like we do

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

What the fuck does that even mean?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

aigisandroid says: It says 20 ‘oku’. 1 ‘oku’ is 100,000,000, so 20 ‘oku’ is 2,000,0000,000. Japanese has a different counting system.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing because it doesn’t change how numbers look when written

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

300E6 kids would be consistent with the first assumption and the rest of the math.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man didn't know there were more kids than people on Earth

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

what a fucking trainwreck.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

~Every sperm is saaacred~

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's cause the official census doesn't classify kids as people.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I mean they are practically parasites, so I can understand.

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