When you're ugly AF and your momma trying to help you look pretty.

18

3

571

I saved you a special seat for July 29th

14

0

146

Don't lie to me.

33

9

578

I saved you a seat to watch the 29th.

14

0

187

I didn't realize they moved the Winter Olympics to Springfield.

1397

200

141573

It's my cakeday, so I removed the beaks from Tuca and Bertie to see what it would look like.

13

2

730

If you're good at something never do it for free.

14

1

118

When you survive April 1st only to realize July 29th is yet to come.

78

2

1831

Ladies and gentlemen...

22

5

825