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Sep 7, 2017 4:48 AM
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This is funny shit
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
Who the fuck takes a photo of a pc WITH the mouse pointer in full view?
Kragzo
allyouneedtodoisbreathe
Interweb, you mean?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I do both because that is modern life
HardRockAnal
ColonelSteveSanders
Sometimes ya just gotta...
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Greeneyeddevil
Does...Has that text been positioned to add to the depth of the image? Dang!
wheresthebaby
Title +1
LaughingMan2Gig
@OP Sad part is Spiderman killed Mary Jane Watson with cancer due to his Radioactive sperm https://www.wired.com/2007/02/spidermans_radi/
Nymphomaniac33
This is so me!
Trumpisms
Name checks out
siler7
What the fuck time is that clock showing?
IamHereForTheComments
0:22
FremenDar007
At least Peter has MJ again and a daughter for awhile now. Thing. (I haven't read comics in awhile.)
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anonjustforthisone
Can you please fix the grammar in your bot? "Seen 3 times since its original posting 5.9 years ago."
Idoitallforthecookies
Oh the feels
youraveragedeveloper
GreatReferenceBro
Maybe they just finished. There's a comic where Spiderman's radioactive death jizz kills MJ.
OldKingColeman
Yeah but that's an alternate reality, basically the everything is depressing universe.
Icallshennanigans
NevaGavafuck
cmfler
Are these women in danger?
NevaGavafuck
Brocktooon
Go to bed when your SO does, sex or not.
Theverant
Thanks mom
patthecat
As in you're socially/emotionally OBLIGATED to?
Brocktooon
Whatever. Do whatever the hell you want, and good luck.
nakedasajaybird
The wife and I are interested S&M. She Sleeps and I Masturbate!
jbilly90
Im female and this is what ive had to do as well
pumpernicklelel
FW:FW:FW:RE:MUST READ JOKE FUNNY L.O.L.
d0nni
i was promised a bj last night. cleaned the house, etc. didn't make one wrong move. nothing. gawd damn liar. why say these things?
IamHereForTheComments
ask her
d0nni
*context* been 2 weeks since giggidity and i also had to hold out masterbating until yesterday to give a sample to see what the count is
d0nni
ya would think after that you would hold to your word. bj was her idea too cause shes on the blob so not like i brought it up lol
AreYouHappyNow89
On a serious note i have heard this from so many men its sad. As the wife i do not understand.
nononotwhatyouthink
Well, a thing i've learned from my current relationship, is that sex drive varies a lot it seems.. was'nt a problem before this one though.
Kiore
Because the sex is bad. I'm a guy and I can understand that easy enough.
FescueTheBarbarian
My girlfriend is the worst at getting all grabby and then not doing a damn thing about it
JustAnotherPOG
Sex drive in individuals varies considerably. However, men and women at opposite extremes don't have much societal disincentives to (1/?)
JustAnotherPOG
talk about it. Men with higher sex drives are "normal," and women with lower sex drives are "normal," so that's generally what we hear(2/3)
JustAnotherPOG
about the most. Men with low sex drives are considered gay/effeminate/broken, and women with high sex drives are considered sluts. (3/3)
nakedasajaybird
I was just making a joke. I can't speak for all men, but I'm sure there is a communication issue at the heart of it all.
kutison
Yeah, it's hard to communicate when someone is asleep.
BattleBat
Yeah, communication. Aaaand the pill.
DamianWinters
The pill works different in different people. Some get higher sex drive, others lower.
NexiKuro
It's a cultural relic from before the sexual revolution when we thought sexual desire was a men only thing that has survived as a trope. 1/2
NexiKuro
3/2 it is/was so common that married with children got a lot of comedy out of just inverting it.(by having Peggy chase after Al)
NexiKuro
2/2 idk how ubiquitous it is now, but I'm sure it's still stereotypical enough that plenty of people end up living up to it.
sammygold
Relic my ass. The struggle is real. Google sexless marriage and prepare to weep. So glad I finally left.
nakedasajaybird
r/deadbedroom
NexiKuro
Just because it still exists doesn't mean that it isn't a relic. Racism is in a similar position, we assumed/hoped it got culled in the 60s.
NexiKuro
2/3 Hell I've got a coworker that's very early in his twenties and he's actually concerned over the virtue of his younger sister.
NexiKuro
3/3 It's very much still a thing, even though married with children parodied it 30 years ago. It shouldn't be, but it is.