Br1337
160008
4381
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Chill out, Karen.
Sep 28, 2018 12:56 AM
Br1337
160008
4381
120
lb89095
I am going to be saving you a seat in hell
boodloop
All 16 fucking ¢ of it
GetCurious
#MarsAttacks
Daxton
Anyone else thought the person standing behind her was just a massive booty??
Thor561
Plot twist, Twitter OP is a Millennial, has no life savings.
bstringrocks777
Last time I saw this, half a day ago, the story was indeed of a complaint to see the manager over an expired coupon. Yawn...
Dave830108
Shut, I'd be willing to bet $4.35 on that too.
alanrails
I was about to ask what would I do with $18 more... Glad I scrolled down
derpman4k
Wow someone purchased the starter pack + dlc
bugsy18
Is that Kate plus 8
hitthatbomb
Kate plus 8 fat rolls
munichredman
No. Even Kate abandoned that hairstyle years ago.
Bootta
That angle tells everything!
ChickensAreGoodPets
And is later going to give them a one-star review for something totally her fault
StickyPotato
So, 6 bucks?
FragileDonkey
Idontneedrealfacts
I'll see your $7 and take that bet
SgtThunderfistMD
So like 8 bucks and a unopened pack of le mis trading cards.
zombehtodd
From this perspective her haircut looks like a penis.
greg20151975
chromofoam
........is it dead?? #boondocksaints
Sleevey27
I had a customer in line for the registers call the store to tell me we needed more cashiers so the line would shrink.
Begotten
Now that's thinking with portals
kbkx5
God, who thinks that is an attractive haircut??!!
tuwdburgaler1337
That haircut is both telling and unattractive
dubya8098
Maybe she just waiting for her chicken parm sandwich and she's hungry.
Mavgurian
Shh... dont... they will turn on you...
ManButter
Thought she had a huge ass at first
nvregen1
It it just me or does anyone else want to bitchslap someone just for having that haircut. It just screams, I’m a nasty cunt!
Loser37
No deep-seated issues there
Calicoastin818
More nasty cunts keep downvoting you now it’s 40+ Damm these nasty cunts wanna see your manager now
Calicoastin818
You got downvoted by 26+ nasty cunts
nvregen1
25 now but up to 125 upvotes.
nvregen1
Oops...112upvotes
yourcommentisstupid
That comma makes it seem like you're the nasty cunt.
ib0b
Iguana speak to your manager
joeyvelour
I snorted. Fuckin awesome.
VictorAvana
Perfect
KAG444
women like that tap there nails on the counter, good thing for spit balls
sentientburrito3
*their
KAG444
where
FreshPrincessBelleHair
Over they’re
FunmonkeyCT
Here—->?
Shaggers
No, their
Gianttesticlemonster
It took me very long to realize there were 2 people in this photo and not a woman with a giant butt
NotAfraidToOffendYou
Yup
gullster
Lol, me too!
gullster
Thought part of her shirt was tucked into her pants!
Felilolli
And her Haircut looks same shape like her butt.
Rever2awesome
In your defense, that was a very real possibility.
Gianttesticlemonster
The grey in their shirts lines up perfectly
NikaLeigh07
Holy shit!
Illthinkofausernamelater
I didn't realize until I read your comment.
HFlashman
What he said.
Illthinkofausernamelater
That's what she said.
HFlashman
LayingInTheWetSpot
Fuking Karen
deafloud
no no, is fuck you caren
myotherotherusernamewastaken
My mother is named Karen and I can’t even disagree.
Br1337
Son of a B Sheila
LuffyFett
feanoreldar
Yeah fuck you Karen
ILiekToCookAndBake
Yeah, fuck Karen, and her fuckin couch!
RR621801
No joke I got 2 karen at work both have same hair..What a coincidence
Captaindoodoo
Simmer down, Twyla
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Br1337
Cripes Susan
babycheesehead
This could be a Debbie or Brenda
Ashkebrooke
Or a Trish. I know 3 and they are all snatchtastic. Patricia’s: Lovely, Pat’s: Motherly, Trisha’s: Sweet as apple pie...but Trish? Oh boy.
XenoBurritomorph901
Classic Karen
PrfctDrk
No Karen's on vacation to Cabo, this is Sharon the cunt
randon820
Body language is often a great tell.
misterwit
"EAT A VEGETABLE" -Her body language.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Arms crossed, hands tucked in our of sight = I am not here to care about your situation or regulations.
Flyndaran
I fold my arms when I'm cold. And now a days, I get cold when my GF sweats.
wrekemrobbie
her body language is telling me that she is standing up
Hellstorm99
Elbow angle suggests arms crossed, shoulders appear tense, jaw clenched, either that, or she is just a bitch. Or both.
OnionCutter
minibois
Knees weak, arms are heavy. There coffee on her sweater already: barista Greg's latte .
Badsequence
Or she has to poop really bad and is prairie dogging it and needs the key to the restroom!
tazedconfused
My secret weapon as a sensual synesthete is body language. Its amazing how much some people can say without speaking a word. 1/
tazedconfused
I can ‘see’ sounds and smells, and taste everything i touch. But body language speaks and ‘sounds’ so much more. Ive accurately predicted2/
tazedconfused
Someone who was about to cry. Snuck up on a dog. Drax levels of stillness that actually worked. People push their emotions out in such a 3/
tazedconfused
Manner that its impossible for me to avoid. People often say things to you without saying a single fucking word, and its up to you to 4/
tazedconfused
Listen. Something i cant help but to do.
itzhope
poor lady probably is just waiting for her order, statistically speaking
forkstuckinthebrain
Yep, and so is a haircut
UncomfortableTruths
Disagree with that one. Haircut is gonna be what it is no matter what you're doing throughout the day.
forkstuckinthebrain
You got a point, though haircut is chosen by and so kinda represents the person's way of thinking/character
UncomfortableTruths
TBH I find that people only think this because they tune out all the people that don't act the way we think they would.
forkstuckinthebrain
When a person doesn't act the way we think they would, they sparkle our interest. We don't tune them out, we unconsciously test; I find
Skywalker2416
I have to admit - i was looking at the hair cut. If i dont know any better, id think her name was Judy or Carol, also...
ThaDdoc
or Susan
Badsequence
Nah I'm getting more of a Susan or Karen vibe from her but you might be right!
quesa
Caren*
Skywalker2416
We were close man.... Sharon.... Lol
Skywalker2416
FourLettersInLength
Lol i love the face they make when my manager tells them they cant use it, i also loved calling for the manager because my manager was 1/2
FourLettersInLength
An asshole so it was something to make their day worse 2/2
pookieeatworld
11/10, would give the discount.
vinEdgar
55% of communication is through body language, 38% is Para-verbal (tone of voice) and only 7% is the words you say.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
*Smiles wide with back straight, hands visible and chest pushed out* I fucked your wife!
timmisdw
Student of nonverbal behavior here. As far as I've read these percentages are actually fairly good estimations. I've seen as high as 75%.
Iliketosaynoalot
And a 100% reason to remember the name!
HiDadImDad
Those percentages. Gonna call bullshit on those. But I would say that non-verbal cues are a massive part of communication, yeah.
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
My ex was a linguist and was very vocal in her rejection of those statistics. Body language matters, but it being half just isn’t true
skrimple
79% of statistics on imgur are made up
Badsequence
60% of the time it works every time!
vinEdgar
It's Albert Mehrabian's 7%-38%-55% rule. It relates specifically to when we're forming an opinion on someone. 1/3
vinEdgar
words might be the most important part of the message but we decide if we like the person delivering the msg based on body language/tone 2/3
vinEdgar
Albert Mehrabian is currently Professor Emeritus of Psychology, UCLA and he's most known for this communication model. 3/3
fishinfool89
It’s mostly that haircut
giddyupmusic
Definitely the haircut.
HelpForTheWicked
And her fat
JamesVW
Yeah. That's the joke.
Vedar
All the women in my girlfriends family have that hair style and they fit the stereotype.
StunnedGoofy
+100% to complaints
FilthyRapscallions
That haircut spares no manager.
aLilBlindKid
derringermeryl
What the hell is the quality on this gif?!
aLilBlindKid
Intergalactic quality.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
High.
ToasterDent
What's the deal with that haircut style though? As far as I can tell, it's never an attractive haircut. Is it super-practical for moms?
PathTechHero
Eh, requires styling daily to get that shape/volume, and regular trimming maintenance. But would be fast to wash and dry.
cpnbeeb
It's trendy for some reason.
7e6eztn11119000
My "favorite" is when that style it so that it looks like a dog's ear hanging down in front of their normal ear. Cuz you know women don't wa
7e6eztn11119000
2 don't want to be called dogs yet will get a haircut that makes their head look like it has a scalp dog head on it nice a dog haircut
ToasterDent
Suburban mom confronting Starbucks manager, 2011
AriBerri55
I had this cut before, if you have straight hair it doesn’t need any styling. Super convenient and doesn’t get in your face
ToasterDent
I get the short part being handy, but how do you get the big hair poofy look? Back in the 80's it was done with lots of hair spray.
AriBerri55
Ah my hair is pretty thick so if I blow dry against the grain it it’ll poof the back but I don’t poof this much lol
AriBerri55
Well, I had this cut, but not the shaved bottom back part. That’s just... eesh.
Campfirebacon
Yeah, this particular style is just hideous.
ToasterDent
There's a variation that looks cool, I finally remembered what it was:
AriBerri55
Yeah, a super short bob! That’s what I have now except no bangs
RoodKontjeAapje
I guess it's for women reach that phase where they think they're too old for long hair, but still somehow want to look trendy.
nobodylikesmyname
but trendy these days for women is shaving off one side only. just the one half. also calling yourself queer for doing it.
Campfirebacon
I'm not a fan of the 'queer is cool' culture that's developing at the moment. Queer is queer, which is becoming accepted. Not cool though.
nobodylikesmyname
queer to me will always be associated with the violence against and murder of lgbt people. its not a angsty teenager's identity.