Whenever Eminem retires from music I think he has a sho

Jan 6, 2015 7:49 AM

He and Rainbow Dash won't get along.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You either die a gansta or live long enough to appear in family friendly movies

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love eminem. Not a fan of rap but I can listen to his stuff, just because I know he's a cool and funny guy.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These photos are so grainy, General Mills is considering selling it as a new line of cereal.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Eminem has a GREAT deadpan stare

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean when he retires from comedy, he should rap.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What makes you think he's kidding?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I wouldn’t fuck with a horse. If a horse dissed me, I wouldn’t say anything back." - Eminem

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Attractive AND funny? *sploosh*

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Hate us cuz they anus

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

eminems reaction: http://imgur.com/bXiWFI1

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I have honestly never seen him laughing. I have googled "Eminem laughing" but all I found is images with dishonest smiling and nothing more.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Interview. Funny People. Nuff said.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

wait, wut?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love cupcakes too

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I prefer M&M's.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mothafuckin m&m cupcakes o.O

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love all his country music!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, the fact that he did that in the Interview. That's a man who truly gives no fucks.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Being a lyrical genius like that, I'd say he'd probably excel in whatever he did.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He looks like Elijah/Daniel in the second pic.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm really glad to see someone else point this out. I think its time for him to start making the rotation into that whole mix lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He could play their dad in their upcoming Freaky Friday remake

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That'll be fun, make it happen Imgur

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

11 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 9

What did I miss?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Would appear to be a The Interview reference. Eminem says "I've basically been leaving a gay bread crumb trail"

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Little gay looking boy, so gay looking boy, so gay i can barely say it with a straight face looking boy.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ha, sick reference bro.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

[deleted]

[deleted]

11 years ago (deleted Jan 6, 2015 12:08 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

REFERENCE GAME WEAK BRO

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Watch the interview :)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

well then I misunderstood and I apologize for my assumption

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

You couldn't know without watching the movie really, np.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kerry Washington is gorgeous

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

yes...yes she is

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's my new lady crush. I absolutely LOVE her on Scandal.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't follow.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mom's spaghetti

11 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 4

Spilling this mom's spaghetti on my mom's spaghetti already, but on the surface I look mom's spaghetti.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti, there's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Vomit on his spaghetti, spaghetti already. But on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop moms spaghetti.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say spaghetti one more time!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These hoes don't want him no more he's cold spaghetti.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bitches love cupcakes

11 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 3

The best way to make someone shut up about their cross-fit is to jam a cupcake in their mouth.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And cannons. Don't forget the cannons.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Whelp, I'm going for a walk.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everyone loves cupcakes. Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy liar.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

it would be amazing to se him in a movie with Will Ferrell where Will is super serious straight man and Eminem is hyper immature goofball

11 years ago | Likes 1075 Dislikes 34

So basically a Lego Movie remake, with him as the son?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Itd be sweet to see him in another movie in general, 8 mile was good.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a terrible movie. It'd be hilarious if they just interacted as themselves.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throw in Mark Wahlberg as the pissed off cop and you have a hit!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So a sequel to "The Other Guys"?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me until you mentioned Will Ferrell. Hate that guy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They killed Tupac when he started making movies. Just sayin...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't he make an appearance on The Interview?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

other way round and i'd watch that

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would pay money just to see the behind the scenes footage. It's be a breaking contest.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of Breaking Bad.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT LOL

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's pretty much the movie the other guys? Just a different white raper

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh god, that missing 'p' is SO FUCKING RELEVANT.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raper?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Raper? I hardly know er!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh... That's not important.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ha!, Marshall you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn" Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown

11 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

Many of eminem's songs are humorous, this isn't news. especially his earliest songs. Just YouTube eminem demo, to see his early works.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So y dont yall sit down listen to the tale im about to tell hell we don't gotta trade our shoes and you ain't gotta walk no thousand miles

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. ~

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. ~

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

what a great quote and movie

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you haven;t, go watch "The Wash", Eminem is in it and acts pretty crazy but only shows up like 4 times. I highly recommend

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Good morning Mr Washington. Hows your day going? Good. Cuz the rest of your days gonna be FUCKED

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the one with Dre and Snoop owning a car wash or something? And Em shooting at them with an ak or something like that? been a while

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

YES!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something like that, yea. Not sure if it was dre though

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean Slim Shady?

11 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 0

Eminem was the old initials

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

no I'm the real shady

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Alright, were going to have a problem here

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please stand up then.

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

All you other slim shadies are just imitatin'

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I've basically been leaving a gay bread crumb trail...

11 years ago | Likes 5456 Dislikes 32

There rubbing k-y jealous all over their balls

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

McConaughey fucked a goat?!?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude your references are out of control, everyone knows that

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Signed in on mobile to upvote this. LOVE This is the end!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I found it....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's such a Boromir thing to say!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This was the best part of the movie. It was absolutely hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was playing gay peekaboo

11 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

I'm not going to bother looking up this reference. Instead I'll say you should probably change your username to HotAssBeads.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spit coffee out through my nose.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not from readin this, mind you. just for funsies.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop honeydicking me!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just watched this! I was actually surprised. It was funnier than I thought it would be.

11 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 4

They honeydicked us!!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You guys I fucked up on the reference... Bread crumb trail of gayness***

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, your username just took on a whole new tone

11 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 2

Hot ass-beats.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"When I say things about gay people, or people think my lyrics are homophobic — it’s because I’m gay" - Eminem, and OP, probably

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Wait I was wondering if we could go back in the conversation did you say you're gay

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*a breadcrumb trail of gayness.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm actually re watching this at my friends house and realizing I was incorrect.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I packed like a fool! Like a goddamn fool!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eminem cleans his closet. Finds himself.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're peanut butter and jealous!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They hate us cause they anus

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an "Interview" reference for those who don't get it

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 6

eh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it can also be a reference of eminem's for Stan.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

i upvoted to make it the 7th best comment of the day...really hoped my vote would push it to 6th lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hector and his rectum are real!

11 years ago | Likes 894 Dislikes 0

yeah they're both real and i REKT'um.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

They hate us cause they anus!

11 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 1

LOLOLOLOL +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

what the fuck does an anus have to do with this!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Wait..don't you mean to say they hate us cause the "ain't" us?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

That's the joke. http://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2N8UEjH2wcmwec/giphy.gif

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Dang.. I feel like such a plastic bag now.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do you ever feel...?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Rike a prastic bag *sobs while sipping a margarita*

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like a plastic bag?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Drifting though the wind

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drifting through the wind?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wanting to start again

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I love how "meaning" leaves the screen with his hand gesture

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How do you have this?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Saved

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

commenting to save as well

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking love this Gif. Thaaanks

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Commenting to save.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like this. Have a banana

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Boop

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For that gif, you have my love and respect. For crying out loud, post that and get to front page already :D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've uploaded this to imgur so you can favorite it more easily:

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

well well well... I found my new favourite gif +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking beautiful

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Omg

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is amazing

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahaha

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's so perfect

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May all your URLs be shortened!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is perfect

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saved

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how his face expression evolve

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you've seen the interview, I'd agree.

11 years ago | Likes 1722 Dislikes 13

What if I haven't? What's your opinion on the topic, then?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I was dying laughing. Such an awesome opening scene.

11 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

Eminem's gay on OUR show!!

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Fuck. The more I read, the more spoilers I encounter. Peace out imgurians

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gay twitter is blowing up!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! EMINEM IS GAY ON OUR SHOW?! EMINEM IS GAY ON OUR SHOW!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been playing gay peek-a-boo

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know he had that ability. He was pretty much flawless in that movie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've left a gay breadcrumb trail

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried googling it and this is what I get. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59q1uCl23x8 what the fuck

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Omg that was painful

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trolling or real I love everything about that video.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I KNEW it was all the Illuminati! Triangles -everywhere-!!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

please be a troll

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EMINEMS GAY ON OUR SHOW

11 years ago | Likes 306 Dislikes 3

11 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is gold

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

gay*

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh wow I didn't realize it was the real Eminem

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It was the real slim shady

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

don't encourage people to see that movie

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 71

Kim?

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Let people watch what they wanna watch.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

They hate us cuz they anus.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

The "North Korean" Korean language spoken in it was so inaccurate. That annoyed me most about this movie.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

what idiots downvoted me for a legit complaint about the movie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably because they don't care

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

prepare yourself for downvotes

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

i don't care, it's terrible movie and i'm sick of seeing it on internet

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 25

North Korea best Korea. NK stronk!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

everybody has their opinions, I personally hate most chart music but if someone mentions it I don't tell them to not listen to it.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Baby, you're a firework... *pats back*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would watch any movie starring Eminem

11 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 0

I want him to write the script for it too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hes also in the movie 'The Wash' uncredited for as he wanted 8 mile to be his first movie accredited to him.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Watch The Interview, NOW!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You watched 8 mile?

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

great movie

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That was a fun movie.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Now everybody from the 313

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Look, look, now while he stands tough, notice that this man did not have his hands up

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look, now as he stands tough please notice that this man did not have his hands up.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This free world got you gassed up. Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this freeworld got you gased up,

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0