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My friend met the Mountain (Game of Thrones)!
My friend went to Iceland and just ran into this majestic man.
FP edit! Wow! only my second time here in three years. Inbox me your kitties! or your titties! or whatever!
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
but did she ride the Mountain?
HammondYouIdiot
Yeah he knows how to pick up chicks.
femalegarthfromwaynesworld
Is it that easy? Do I really just need to go to Iceland and he'll be around?
CrispyLegs
How big is his dick?
pentameter
Your friend is massive! And why do they call that normal sized woman the mountain ?
rannrolliet
Dude. He's huge. He could fit a whole 'nother person on the other side! Me next!
Dopplerfart
I looked at the thumbnail and honestly thought this guy was holding a toddler
ChanningTastum
But did he crush
spacecatts
Nah brah she's taken
PlankTableGo
Whatever. Zangief is low-tier.
alowishuslongbottom
That's not the mountain. That's Robert Strong.
kalenmiyan
Ann Perkins!
ACruelIrony
His hand covers both her thighs!
RoboCoonie
I'd still like to climb this mountain.
spacecatts
Same
squidbastard
I've seen him one arm curl more than I weigh, and thats my current goal is to have him curl me.
Hitchgaffa
I can confirm. Picture is taken at the Hilton Reykjavik Nordica. I was there (no I wasn't).
spacecatts
That is where she is though, yes.
MadVillainousDave
thegif.gif
SmallMovesEllie
"So, how is it to meet the Mountain in person...?"
SirSnickleFritz
Nooooo!
BaconCola
Isn't that rare... Only like 10 people live in Iceland!
BKamakaze
I bet he gives incredible hugs.
AlabasterCrashesDown
I don't want to be too lewd here but I would really love to see his man parts. Just out of interest.
frostybox
unless he's hung like a normal dude, women would run screaming. holy crap.
helloalice
his bicep is LITERALLY bigger than her head
3toedsloth
I've been streaming a ton of parks and rec and I instinctually read that in Chris Traegers voice and inflection.
InspectorJavertsHat
*chanting* One of us One of us One of us
TheRuggedProfessorNeckbeard
Everyone who goes to Iceland meets this guy. He must stick out like a sore thumb, lol.
DoubleStripperDoubleSax
Not really. His whole family are giants, and Icelanders are tall generally. The population is just small and he hangs out in popular places.
CryingDuringFinals
Not a lot of people living in Iceland.
downrightamazed
did he smash
spacecatts
Nah
KangInDaNarth
Chillll
TriggersTriggerMe
Did he smash her head against the wall?
TattooBaker
Dude Spoilers!! Lol
Ajacied
I've heard he might be resurrected. Apparently he's a secret Targaryen and the rightful heir to the throne.
TattooBaker
I was joking from that comment, but down vote me Mmm ya. I feel so bad pfft.
Zokathra
I bet she did, I bet she did.
TwentyFiveSchmekles
nice to see this gif used in full. +1
opsmminer
Source?
theTenderOne
The little drop of blood
Gnawms
Oh god its the blood one.
ObiWankChernobyl
Finally fixed his whitetrash trials. Good for him
spacecatts
What does that mean?
ObiWankChernobyl
Autocowreckt. Tribal tattoos is what I meant to write
spacecatts
Oh I thought you were calling my friend white trash lol
TheGreatAku
I like how you specify "Game of Thrones" as if there's a lot of people going around named The Mountain out there
spacecatts
Well not everyone watches the show, I know that may be shocking for you
TheGreatAku
I was making a joke. Calm your tits, buddy.
spacecatts
My tits are never calm
TheGreatAku
I'll fokin 'ave ya m8. Sware on me mum.
spacecatts
But I'm a lady :/
tainnl
Your friend looks Tyrion-sized compared to him
therocksfannypack
This made me chuckle
Borednstalkn
If he fucked Tyrion, would Tyrion be King Under the Mountain?
spacecatts
She's pretty tiny
Mrginger128
Are there any small ladies out there that would sleep with him purely because he's massive? Just to see what it's like? I think I would.
Sloppydrunkcatlady
Oh god I would
Mrginger128
Even if it wasn't the mountain? Like a guy that's not all that hot but the exact same size/build? Is it just because of the size of the guy?
Sloppydrunkcatlady
Hypothetically if I were single I suppose so, I've always liked bigger guys haha
spacecatts
Oh yes
greenandgrey
probably uncomfortable lol
Mrginger128
It'd be the curiosity factor more than anything I imagine, I'm genuinely curious.
DeeMTeam
Honest question... how does this man get laid?! It looks like he would wreck 95% of women...
xSavageMindx
That's exactly what he does
expensiveholestoburythings
I'll give it a shot and let you know.
ChanningTastum
He's a gentle giant
zombiefarmboy
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/6/69/Hagridandolympe.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150820163347
DeeMTeam
HAHAHAHA
prfesser
"$20 if I'm on top, $200 if you're on top."
AnaesthetizedCephalopod
supercalafragilisticexpialadocious
Perfect
garfobo
I'd risk it
notavampire
The ladies go on top. Carefully.
derkderk2010
He finds them on the Sapphire Isles
DeeMTeam
Favorite reply so far :P
aixloba
I will found out personally...for the science!
remonsterie
snu snu
Goingsick
He's actually gay so the statement is that it looks like he'd wreck 95% of MEN.
DeeMTeam
STOP! are you serious?! He has a kid though, not that gay men cant have children, do you have a source?
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darzin
Brilliant
maybeillremembermypasswordthistime
Ask the mother of his child.
DeeMTeam
she ded
DoctorBrobotnik
So I'm about 6'6"/ 300lbs. No where near him, but enough to damage. My answer is missionary is off limits and everything else is all good.
SomethingOffensive
Where's that gif of him popping What's Her Ass doggy style on that dragon show?
erischilde
I imagine really often?
DeeMTeam
Oh definitely, I just want to watch for science... The sheer size of that man is staggering.
erischilde
science.... it would be for geology i guess!
UhOhImAnOreo
The other 5% are his Amazonian harem
DeeMTeam
RIGHT! thats what I was imagining.
dodey23
Pretty sure 85% of women would be ok with that.
mricowboy
95% of women want to be wrecked.
CrabWallet
Not true at all. Guys with small dicks think it's all jackhammers, but in reality lots of women expect you to be gentle with a meaty one.
DeeMTeam
He should provide wheelchairs and pain management.
whopper68
Reminds me of White Chicks...
tangybreath
You know what? I'm not even sure of the logistics of it right now, but dear God would I try...
TheQuack
she climbs on top
HornoTostador
When he cums is it called an avalanche?
DeeMTeam
+1
IsaacAhhhhhhh
I always GoT the feeling that he'd be one of those guys who's super gentle
IFoldlyGo
He doesn't need to be aggressive.
stoffo
Steroids bring the balance back
PQTANLINDA
I volunteer to find out
ThaiMaiShu
Another honest question, is penis size proportional across body sizes or does it stay average?
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ThaiMaiShu
Thanks! Not really surprising with BMI, penis isn't gonna change sizes regardless of how muscly/fat you are
FelixtheWolf
As a tiny gay dude: Is it weird that I want to get crushed by the mountain laying on top of me?
oyana22
there's actually a whole sub-fetish for that-- smothering.
FelixtheWolf
#themoreyouknow
buttermyarse
As an average sized women. No. Not at all.
DeeMTeam
No, not at all, Im a big gay dude and I would love to climb him... I love dudes who make me feel small being as I am 6'3''.
FelixtheWolf
As a 5'4" Asian I am happy and sad to say that most dudes make me feel small... *sob*
DeeMTeam
I can imagine the feeling, its just as hard being small as it is being big sometimes.
FelixtheWolf
I wish I am the right size that's able to reach high cabinet in the kitchen and be little spoon at the same time LOL
NeckPlant
Uuum have you seen shaq's gf??:P shes 1/3 his size...
DeeMTeam
Yea but the Mountain has a good 75lb of pure muscle on Shaq...
NeckPlant
Who do you think has the biggest schlong?..... lets be honest with ourself here...
DeeMTeam
I am gunna say the mountain, Ive seen many dicks and they arent always big just because they are black :P
NeckPlant
There is ONE dick in this world i want to see..and that is Shaqs..that thing probably has two eyes...
TheQueenofLakeIlmen
It's worth the risk honestly where do I sign up
IPlayedReptarOnReptarOnIce
Also, he meets ladies like Sasha Grey who can take a semi truck to the vag
Moleyb
I read that as Sansa Stark at first!
Zer0th
I don't remember that video.
DeeMTeam
lol semi truck to the vag... that was too good.
koinuchan
I kinda wanna see that video
akuakuwillpeeonyou
Too. Good.
Paystoplay
You deserve more support for this post bud
thecolonels
Im 5' 10" but i have a huge dick and this has been a problen for me. Maybe he has a tiny weiner, though. Gotta ask him, i guess.
DeeMTeam
Exactly, Im gay personally but Ive talked to ALOT of females who cant have sexy vaginally with big one, but I meant more his sheer size lol.
IsaacAhhhhhhh
You want to go up to the world's strongest man and ask if he has a tiny penor?
thecolonels
Ill be like a Prince Oberyn without the whole revenge thing, though.
IsaacAhhhhhhh
IT"S SHORT. IT'S SKINNY. IT DOES NOT LAST LONG. SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IPlayedReptarOnReptarOnIce
Steroids shrunk the junk so he has an average peepee
NordicWillness
I think it's only balls that shrink, but they go back to normal after getting off. So I've heard. Never done the stuff but heard from users
helloalice
so?? look at the size of those fingers, he doesn't even need a dick
MRBEEFCAKE
Steroids cause testicular atrophy. I don't know what moron began the claim the penis shrank with steroids, but it's idiotic.
Dimmikk
Thats just a myth.. it might shrink the balls temporarily, but not your dick
IPlayedReptarOnReptarOnIce
Speaking from experience?
Dimmikk
Not personal. But i know a few guys who dable with some shady supplements
DeeMTeam
Even if his penis size doesnt mirror his physique I still feel like a man that large would be very uncomfortable for most.
IPlayedReptarOnReptarOnIce
I don't know man, I'm just here to make jokes....
DeeMTeam
We need science not jokes at a time like this!
YouCapturedMe
Just cause he is big does not mean he is packing a pant python.
DeeMTeam
I dont even just mean the size of his penis, but the sheer size of his body.
madetheaccountjustforyou
The human body is generally proportional. There are outliers of course, but for the most part there's a reason short guys are so angry.
OliverClothesoff70
http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif
L0rdShogun
You can see the pause in between the words, so Tyrion. lol
CrabWallet
Dick size doesn't correlate to other body proportions at all. Try reading, instead of reaching up your own ass for ideas.
madetheaccountjustforyou
You sound short.
CrabWallet
Google search "Shorty Mac," who is indeed very short.
drapester
The science isn't behind you there. This, oddly has been heavily studied and the results vary from study to study.
drapester
The correlation, if it exists, is very weak.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Weak like a short guy's sexual prowess? BAM, suck it shorties.
buttermyarse
I imagine more than a few tall men feel a bit short changed.
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madetheaccountjustforyou
More attractive, "proportional parts", better success in careers, higher pay... all sorts of great things about being tall.
cerastes
It's not bad being a 5'11" king of manlets though. I can fit in a Miata and get my ass reamed by a 6'0" godking.
Xubat
Yup, were not as 'advanced' of a species as we like to think we are.
QuasarsAndBlazars
1)Plenty of studies have shown that there is no correlation between height and how big you are. I've heard its actually kind of bad for
QuasarsAndBlazars
2)really tall guys, because people expect them to be bigger... but then they're not. Kind of a sad stereotype to have to deal with
ZforZoro
Can confirm, 6'3" tall, size 13 feet, xxl hands, average size penis. Had a couple of disappointed girls who were making assumptions.
Xubat
But by body size and shear muscle weight alone I think it's more that he'd end up crushing them regardless of unit size.
alexicanz
yea if he only fucks in guy-on-top positions
Raz0rking
reverse death by snu snu
Basementpooper
...being brought back to life with snu snu?
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
When the body is not only fat they can keep it up by them self. True story.
bashya
Well I'm not mountain sized, but I'm a pretty big guy (220, 6'3") you can be on top and not put your weight on the girl. It's not that hard
pretentiousdouchebag
I'm a similar size to you, but at like 6'8" and around 400 pounds of muscle the amount of force in each of his thrusts must be devastating
KnightsAgainstOrganizedSeriousness
As a person of substantial size, it's not that complicated.Just don't plank on them and that's basically it. Also be able to lift them.
femalegarthfromwaynesworld
I am also girl tall! Tall girl. Fuck!
Speldrawng
I don't think crushing with weight was the meaning of 'wreck' here.
KnightsAgainstOrganizedSeriousness
True, but it's fun to play along as such.
Foques
this.
naughtyandnice1
I am laughing so hard at 'plank on them'
DeeMTeam
How big are you? Just for comparison.
KnightsAgainstOrganizedSeriousness
Not nearly as large as this gentleman, but I'm 6'4" and around 300 pounds currently.
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KnightsAgainstOrganizedSeriousness
Same principles apply, though. If you're crushing your sex partners that's a logistical error on your end
frenchcook
a herm... Do you happen to be single ? It's for a friend....
KnightsAgainstOrganizedSeriousness
Well, I am single, but I'm not built like this dude. Sorry to disappoint!
LanieCakes
As a tall girl, how you doin'?
Fatal4
Just how tall?
LanieCakes
5'10"
babaroga73
Ha, ha , funny .... Which country are you from ? (My ex girl is 6`2``). You call 5`10`` tall ?
sexuallyadventuroushaberdasher
My anaconda don't want none unless your 6'1" hun
MikeyKiller
As a 6'2" guy, I def appreciate tall girls. I'm a sucker for long legs.
thatoneguy42
Ayyy I'm 6'3 or so (guy, though). Tall people for the win.
cryborg
He can wreck me if he wants
ActuallyLucifer
I volunteer as tribute.
usernaimunavailable
I hear that!
hellaradhellasad
Amen.
puppiesandlifting
Seconded.
Ra1nbowmonkeys
For some reason every time I see pictures of him, I just want to hug him. I mean I'm sure the sex would be great, but think about how >
Ra1nbowmonkeys
Awesome that hug would be.
Zokathra
He only hugs with thumbs to the eye sockets.
Shamalamadingdongz
Plot twist, @cyborg is a dude...
lilwood
MOM GET OFF THE INTERNET!!!!!
ImmaEaty0Face
Seriously. Me to.
demonjester1515
Prepare your inbox. Like, REALLY prepare.
Shamalamadingdongz
At least 3 prepares...
LaughingOrgasms
Three fiddy