ActuallyLucifer

7292 pts ยท March 7, 2012


At least three inches so far. No signs of it stopping.

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2023: The year of Tooms

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I got tired of people asking if I was going to put up a Christmas tree.

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Time travels at different speeds for different people. I can tell you who time strolls for, who it trots for, who it gallops for, and who it stops cold for.

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It's not every day your little brother turns twenty.

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Old Spice delivers

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Today is my birthday and I would like fish puns and jokes.

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This is Buddy

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Do you know anything about knives?

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Views 162
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