D&D cat tax

Jun 14, 2016 1:22 AM

You don't belong here. Go away!

Thank God the cat didn't role a 1

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I like how aggressively gentle those boops were

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Chinese food really as some kick!!!!

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Puss n' boots.

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Plot twist: Guy in the green shorts is a level 15 ranger and that's his animal companion. Gator wouldn't stand a chance, so backed off.

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Those about boops tho

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Oh no, kitty! Run away!

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Yassss

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A 20 roll is a crit tho. Cute gif but that's not a 20 roll effect...

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It is if the roll is for Intimidate.

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I'm imagining the cat deadpanning "Boop it on the snoot" and I cant' stop laughing.

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That guy totally expected the cat to be eaten.

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The fuck is a snoot

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channelling your inner jaguar

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This summer... SuperGator vs MegaGato

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What a pussy

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It's so boopity

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The security lady at this club already GTFO. Black cat bouncer had to step up and throw down.

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Gator is like. "wwwaaaaaaa...c'cmon, man, I just wanna hug

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A mouth hug. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Look how he shies away from the cat...poor guy.

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How does that cat move so fast with such giant balls?

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You don't fuck with crazy.

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Mini panther has some balls

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This is my new favorite gif

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I like how no one stops the cat. Really drives home that it is loved.

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Not gonna scare off a gator to save a cat. Hell, i doubt I'd scare off a gator to save a baby.

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Would you scare off a gator to save your friend from losing his hand and shot at the World Tour?

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This takes me to my happy place.

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It blows my mind how some people just don't care about pet animals

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Cat was a stray who decided to set up home at the alligator tour place and was taking on the alligators before the humans knew 1/2

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What was doing. Regular occurance apparently. Alligators are also well fed. https://youtu.be/Duqvb-IRv9c

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Even gators accept cats as their overlords

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Or they just already know the cat's a badass

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Yeah they definitely weren't hoping to film a cat booping a gator...

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you gonna run in front of a gator to save a cat?

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As a cat owner, in this situation, it would be easier to restrain the Alligator.

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That cat is in full hunting mode. I am not going to fuck with a house cat that hunts gators for sport.

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This is the only logical explanation.

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It rolled a 20, it doesn't need help

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Probably has a +4 cat claw VS reptiles too....he needs no help

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Cat was a stray and fighting off alligators before he bunked with humans. He don't need nobody. Sauce: https://youtu.be/Duqvb-IRv9c

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Odds are that gator wouldn't get that cat if he's paying attention.

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....you think this is the first time this tiny panther god has beaten up a gator? Nope. He got this.

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He really does, Animal Planet story where I first heard about 'Mugsy' https://youtu.be/Duqvb-IRv9c

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the gator would be more violent to a human than the cat in most cases. Do not mess with gators or you will get rekt

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Cats have their trademark catlike reflexes..

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Why? The cat is more prey-sized than the human

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The cat is a predator and acts like one. Actual big cats hunt gators for food.

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Wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle.

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And then me the one who ruins the cat thread,wah wah

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The cajones on that gato...

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El Cato

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cojones*

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El senior don gato was a cat

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...r

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"Gator, get out!" El Gato

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Umm I don't think you said what you wanted to say ...

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Does cajones not mean what I think it means?

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Well when Puerto Ricans say cojones we mean balls so yeah

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well, Americans use cajones as slang for testicular fortitude...

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(literally laughing out loud) Nope, not even close. But I think people got the gist of what I wanted to say!

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Puerto Ricans mean "balls" when we say cojones lmao

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What did he say?

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"The drawers on that cat"

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Dem drawers tho.

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