Cinderella gotta go home

Aug 9, 2023 4:12 AM

sendnoodlespls

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Fucking fireworks.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Self driving 1hp carriage.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I about died. Thought they were holding a baby

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm most likely in the minority but I have been a big proponent for outlawing fireworks altogether. There are very few pros and a ton of cons.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my boss would've shit a brick if that happened to one of her carriages. i almost jack knifed one once trying to back up and turn around when i first started driving. she once docked my pay $20 for a scratch on the wheel that was about an inch long and had i noticed i could have covered up with nailpolish or something.'

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waitress, there's some horse in my soup

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, Russia. It tracks

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Moxie!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dat volvo tho

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeeterella at it again.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty dumb to leave your skiddish horse unattended when there's fireworks scheduled

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

The godmother told only the horse that midnight was the curfew

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

This is why they don't approve of horseplay in restaurants...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fireworks are

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck, that lady legit got ran over!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Run away horses are no joke

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I Hope the horse is ok. We humans will survive, but animals don’t understand the concept of fireworks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

source story: 15 Aug 2022 - "A horse pulled into a carriage was frightened by the salute and swept along the sidewalk in St. Petersburg. The animal hit the visitors of the summer cafe and damaged two cars on the corner of Voznesensky Prospekt and Malaya Morskaya Street. Doctors examined the victims, no serious injuries were received."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"A horse pulled into a carriage"? omg!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor thing, must be terrified

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

used to have horses and ponies and every year there were at least three firework occasions. it took considerable effort to keep them calm-ish. except our Shetlander. little turd-factory didn't give a damn as long as she had food. Few years later. rinse and repeat with dogs.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s year-round where I live. Outside of the holidays, they do it for disruption and not celebration. They set them off at 2 am on weekdays. The poor neighborhood dogs go crazy.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've only met one dog that cares about fireworks, and I've seen her go apeshit over snow so she's always nervous.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The randomness of it is hard to prepare for. You can close all windows and play loud music if you know it’s going to happen. But they set off those M80s sporadically through the night and morning.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My flatmate's dog doesn't bat an eyelid at fireworks. On the other hand, if she hears someone in the street she thinks she knows then it's bark bark bark and run to the front door...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prince Donkey found that horses shoe and it fit..

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Waiter! There's a horse in my soap!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where/when was this?

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

In a street... right BEFORE MIDNIGHT, for sure... 😏😬

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Russia somewhere judging on the licence plate. Pre or post-invasion doesnt seem to make a different. Place is a madhouse

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Oh thanks, somehow I watched a few times and didn’t even notice plates. I was looking at the carnage.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like St Petersburg based on the "178" and according to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_registration_plates_of_Russia

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People with whichever license plates can drive to other countries

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Tom Brokaw.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It could be anywhere from East Germany to Balkans and elsewhere, but to me it looked reminiscing of Latvia/Riga!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've only seen thay style of plate in Russia

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You are right! Based on the plates and not the architecutre, the first BMW has some weird y651EO178 which seems to be glued from several pieces, this could be Kazakhstan even who knows (maybe Uzbekistan for the Y in front?)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Horses and fireworks don't really mix.

2 years ago | Likes 595 Dislikes 1

My grandparents have a cattle ranch, and it takes a lot of training to get a horse to the point where you can shoot off of them and they don't get spooked by the gunshot. I can't imagine fireworks for one not trained for that.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have to train them for it, like for battles in the old west

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hell horses get spooked by falling leaves, i wouldnt go near one with fireworks going off everywhere.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And umbrellas by the way. They do not like umbrellas as all

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Horses are strange, a horse can walk past the same post a 100 times, with no reaction, then completely go beserk the 101th time, for no reason whatsoever... But yeah, all animals can be scared of fireworks...

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Except those specially trained horses that Carmen Sandiego stole. Lipizzaner stallions.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Police horses are trained to deal with it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Didn't look like a police horse to me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think fireworks cause a bit too much trauma to plenty of people and should outlaw them or reduce their usage significantly

2 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 13

UAVs are quieter, more functional, cooler, and more considerate

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved fireworks as a kid but I've heard too many horror stories and seen to many scared animals... It's time to move on, find other quieter ways to celebrate. Heck, even silent fireworks would be better if we can't move on from exploding lights.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I know someone with a glass eye due to a firework injury. He wasnt even the one lighting it, just an accident. Poor dude

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think they should be outlawed for other reasons.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Yes, let’s ban things that we don’t like. Its the American way.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Bruh. It's harming a significant portion of the population through PTSD and blown off fingers. Don't be obtuse

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That and you know pollution in the air

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't be a baby. Think about other people for a change.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Last NYE there was a call in Estonia not to light any fireworks in a gesture towards the Ukranian refugees lodged there

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

That's how you can tell that in a terrible world there are still many good people.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Agreed. My town sounds like a war for a fucking week and a half every year, we had a house catch fire this year, not to mention all the fingers blown off. Just grow up people, they're fucking toys.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

Part of the problem is that they're very much not toys

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I remember a 4th of July parade where Civil War reenactors had a pair of horses run down a street with 3 thousand pound Napoleon cannon in tow, side swiping parked cars as they went.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ahh, I remember learning about those events unfolding at the Battle of Antietam.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must have been a fun call to the insurance company, a cannon wrecked my car is prolly one of the rarest claims they get.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Right up there with "my car was crushed by a flying chunk of exploding whale."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are Farmers! Bum da dum dum dum dum dum

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah but all those insurance companies were calling the owner of the cannon and horses…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Firing the cannons as they ran?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sadly, no.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Horses are notoriously bad at holding their fire.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't blame the horses, they definitely saw the whites in their eyes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't find this incident specifically but if you google for horse drawn carriage incidents these things happen with shocking frequency. Just a quick search brings up incidents in Memphis, San Antonio, Chicago, Kansas City, Montreal, Charleston, Cleveland, New York and the list goes on.

2 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

Montreal has banned horses drawn carriage a few years ago though but accidents and horse safety and wellbeing were among the reasons. The tourists can walk...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Where did they lie?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Montréal

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The lady at the front casually cleaning up her fallen dishes seems like it’s happened to her with shocking frequency. That face says, “dammit, this shit again!”

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I really dont think youre reading that right at all. I doubt she has been in a horse drawn carriage related accident previously.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The BMW at the start of the video has a license plate that looks like it is in the format Russia uses, and the registration region code "178" would be for St Petersburg

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Florida?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be Blackpool in England.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What makes you think it is Blackpool?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They got those kinds of horse drawn carriages there, too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I'm wrong but this isn't a UK license plate?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's St Petersburg, Russia.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did that person get trampled!?

2 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 3

2,000 lbs pressing on a small diameter hoof, no problem. Right?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did that person spill their gnocchi?

2 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Probably slept through the whole thing

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think they were out of the horses way but not the carriage

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like they fell out after the horse passed by, i'm thinking the cart wheel knocked over their chairs.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Underfoot

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2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Maybe she was laying under the table before the horse rolled by

2 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As one does.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you an insurance broker?

2 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

*adjuster

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Broker? But he just met her!

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