washuu
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Shocked.
Hopes
Flower
:(
Jul 8, 2014 8:52 PM
washuu
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ChaoticMessIsMe
http://imgur.com/onOqFQN
KirinoIsMyB1tch1
As a german...
yarnanimal
Forgot this guy! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDjvj7CUAAXr1d.jpg
Mymomsaysiamhandsom
The kid in the second one really made me feel bad during the game.
Lillekerohus
I was rooting for neither country in particular during that game, but seeing that little boy broke my heart :(
rainytacos
I laughed at him the hardest o.o Then I felt like shite afterwards.
kimochipmunk
I was born in 1990. Brazil you've been my greatest fear, you still are. I don't know what happened today... But - Deutschland. <3
theweatherman131
Not even Klose.
IW42
TrueDragon13
I read that he handed it to a German fan. That is so sad and yet classy.
CatsRLiquids
Seriously, this guy breaks my heart.
COVERMEPORKIN5
Brazil right now:
TwoDirectionz
Why doesn't anyone show the German fans?
Laitharex
Germany's reaction:
wetfart92
mfw
rekattihw
jimjimjama
I always find it slightly sinister that we rarely see black/mixed race ppl amongst Brazil fans when they make up over 50% of the population.
sadwastedmexican
Its called income disparity, the whites are the rich, the browns are "middle" and the blacks are the bottom of the barrel there, terrible
riversongkagetsu
thats because to be able to buy a ticket for these games you had to pass a whole background check, and spend lots of money, and lots of
riversongkagetsu
*and go through lots of red tape as well. As it is most of (not all) of the upper class is lighter skinned.
washuu
First thing I ever submitted to the gallery and this happens. Whoops! Credits to my coworker for assistance with the screen grabs.
IW42
And bonus to the Imgur Facebook page for linking it practically immediately.
washuu
*Has a minor panic attack!* D:
IW42
https://www.facebook.com/imgur/posts/10152125418767471
Delta1inc
To every pic this is my reaction http://img.pandawhale.com/26165-Sideshow-Bob-rQGL.gif
hnnk
But David Luiz play for Brazil :o
Phenomnomnom
That cameraman was a dick, kept watching little kids cry
Banalinguist
It was the best part!
pencilholder
As a German I feel slightly sorry, but also: BWAHAHA AWESOME
BIORANGER
TastyBrainMeats
Your sportsmanship is weak, and you should feel ashamed.
smitty385
Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness!
beemoburrito
The last time a group of Germans did this to another country they ended up in Nuremburg.
TanithRosenbaum
Nuremberg. You're talking about a German city here, we don't tolerate that kind of imprecision. (j/k)
beemoburrito
My seemingly clever joke has been ruined by my inaccuracy! I feel ashamed :/ lol Also, a shot in the dark. Tanith First and Only? Eheh?
TanithRosenbaum
Hehe don't feel bad about it. It happens. :)
WhatMyHeartHeld
we still have the dutch game tomorrow.
beemoburrito
And I'm rooting for the Dutch
yarfyarf
I'm 100% behind the Argentinians. There's something romantic about wee Messi carrying his country to glory pretty much single-handedly.
anakin1729
yup!
Ayham111
They hosted the World Cup 5nothing.
slyphen
it was 7nothing at one point
JSee
Hosted for nothing.
JSee
Oh wait- never mind, I get it.
Destro2077
Goddamn it you magnificent bastard. It took me a second.
Salas01
no7h1ng
mydoggalgo
Hey I think you meant- oooohhhhh.....
sodasupernova
Why dis is funny evertim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuR8LVKhUE
chonst
Go home everyone. This man wins the Internet for today.
Ayham111
I feel so German
Mycologics
well 7onething
TheCrazyKoopaTroopa31
it's something
DanNeedsLoveToo
no7hing
FrederickMagnesium
and yet we have more World Cups than anyone
fuckitimdonelurking
Germany's 2nd official genocide
Oosmaa
I laughed. What the fuck is wrong with me?!
frostwarrior
They won't be sorry for this one, tho
illthinkofsomethingbetterlater
Is it wrong that I laughed at that?
MustardWolf
As a german we did our best and we deserved the outcome. good game Brasil
Brophidian
Inappropriate gg. Total dickmove.
yarfyarf
To be honest, I think Germany deserve to win the thing outright. They've been consistently good for the whole tournament.
naughtydismutase
Couldn't you motherfuckers have done this against the USA so we could go through (Portugal)? Goddamnit, germans, get your shit together.
CriscoDiscoChan
Nah we weren't that bad especially compared to Brazil today
Cruxador
Man, nobody deserves 7-1.
yarfyarf
I was hoping it would get into double figures personally. Love seeing teams getting found out like that.
PseudoDoc
Actually, Brazil played horrible and that's why they lost. They had a few moments but otherwise it was a nightmare.
MustardWolf
I was just trying to be modest lol
yarfyarf
It was a bit of both, in fairness. The Germans were also very good. I don't think Brazil would have beaten them in any case.
UnfortunatelyTheHighKingofSkyrim
If Thiago Silva had been in the match, it would've been a close game. Germany played well, but Brazil's defense just stood around.
Theertzuinianer
As a german after seeing the first kid i thought: "stop scoring he's only five vor so"
anotherrelevantusername
I thought he was milking his tears for his personal shrine.
AirportGroundStaff
Yeah, I had a guilty conscience, after seeing them. To all the Brazilans out there: Sorry for destroying your hopes and dreams :/
eggtart
instead....nuh uh uh http://imgur.com/5cGMsL6
Iamnotacannibal
and then boom 5-0 in the first half.
Omgmoar
That gave me a warchubby
Wesugi
in the face!
YouMightGetIdeas
You could have stick to defense after 3 goals. I'm pretty sure thousands of little Brazilians gave up on their dream to play pro.
Gloppagus
Germans for the next forever:
Riah8426
+1 for Garchomp
xxingmanxx
jonhnefill
The last time Germany was that organized, the Brits, the French, the Americans and the Russians had to unite to stop them (ok I'll stop now)
Lobocyfer
French? xD
greeneggsandhamdrew
Thank you Germany for taking revenge for your less fortunate brother, Chile. We appreciate it.
counslor
+1 for entirely accurate historical reference applied perfectly to a modern day event. Kudos!
isinocin
Thank you to mention the French, even if most of us didn't really joined the team...
josephinebaxter
Uhmm, hello? - love, Australia
Guzi86
Please, don't, it's funny!
DigititalRemoval
Right. They were able to breakdown Brazil's defenses with short, fast, powerful attacks and once Brazil territory score.
CptSnackBar
Brazil got completely blitzed..
LieutenantDoge
And this time, they beaten up America
KeviKirb
Beat up no, won yes. Sadly the little kids of the world who can't even play soccer has played Germany better than the soccer countries.
mofomeat
It's starting to look like that again.
L3gionAir
I had to sign in mobile to upvote you. I hope you know the inconvenience it was to do that with a number in my name
SAScaptainprice
you mean you log out your mobile phone when leaving imgur?
macierx
it can log out automatically
jonhnefill
Your sacrifice shall not go un-upvoted!
BackInTheHoodTheyCallMeSalamander
As a German-
Thephedora
Well played.
missersupermannohome
Except it'd be beer in that glass
JokeDestroyer
Hey, you even shaved your head!
NoOneIsHomeLeaveAMessage
Don't worry, Brazil has always been a safe place for your people.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
No bro it's cool, we all got knocked out. There's nothing in your way now!
Minimanatee
This .gif will never not get me.
NoOneIsHomeLeaveAMessage
Both times, Brazil has been a safe place for the Germans.
vogelstroika
Germany conquered the french and americans this time around, ...well the french again
fleacollerindustry
Yeah but Americans at least put up a fight.
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Everyone conquers the French.
Wesugi
France is like the day, you just have to get through it
Goulayon
As a French -
imreallyfuckingbored
dont know if this is a good or bad thing, will report back brb driving to france
jsktrogdor
Open a history book kiddo. The French are some of the world's greatest conquerers.
Erkhyan
For proof: currently the only country that spans all of the continents except for Asia.
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Oh, I know, but they're so easy to make fun of.
jsktrogdor
100 years of being pompous assholes will do that to you.
ZWhiteZ33
i LITERALLY said this today. +1
yarfyarf
Worst semi since I walked out of Brokeback Mountain.
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yarfyarf
Obviously there are variations on the same joke.
TheNoid
Gold, pure gold.
cGmike
Omfg. This needs more upvotes !
kissmyarceus
Omg I need to stop going on Imgur at the office. Literally grabbed my face to keep from shrieking with laughter
DrSpaceman11
I was so disappointed at the first few comments but this is funny. Really funny.
BecauseIamBatman
I laughed when this was posted somewhere before..
yarfyarf
It's an old joke. Pretty sure it's been around longer than imgur.
JuliusCeejer
take all my upvotes
Puppet7x7
This made me snarf.
xgambitx
omg im in tears.
angorsa
Stop stealing reddit comments!!!
yarfyarf
Lol, do you really think reddit came up with that joke?
asdfghjklx
Did you hear that on triple j? I heard that this morning lol
yarfyarf
I don't think we're from the same continent. I don't know what triple j is.
asdfghjklx
Oh, I'm from Australia and it's a radio station, I heard pretty much the exact same joke on it this morning is all.
yarfyarf
I'm over in Europe! I think it's an old enough joke, I don't even remember where I first heard it.
denden90
Heard it on Triple J this morning too :D
SaintSchwerin
What Brazil really needed was Tim Howard
Orionsgate
What they needed were German players.
darksister
Not even Tim Howard could save that.
SwanWings
they could've made it less humiliating though.
Cruxador
US took more shots than were made in the Brazil game, and Howard blocked all of them for more than 90 minutes.
alabamafutbol
they wouldnt have put 7 past Timmy and thats a fact
Conv
Oscar Pistorious has a better defence than Brazil ...
mcquintrix
hahahaahhaahah ..awesomely said man .. awesome :D
010010100110000101110110011001010111001001110100
Roses are red, violets are glorious. Don't go surprising Oscar Pistorious
xoru
I really laughed way too hard about this...
nighthawk23
Holy fuck, this is the type of comment that imgur used to be about. Bravo
MikeHaggar
Derplord
ROFL - I'm south african, so i've heard them all... BUT DAMN SON.
bottoms
HA!
FabiAtRage
This needs to be top comment!
whooshby
Your wish has been granted.
jcbm
Chernobyl was less of a meltdown than Brazil.
brennanandbooth
but not as much as Pistorios in the courtroom that man had no shame doing the ugly cry.
pookieeatworld
BURN!!!
iRuinFoos
Same guy, same comment, different photo. DOUBLIN' UP.
hzac
I too noticed this thing that you also noticed
stutteringbob
I'm putting you both on notice that I didn't notice what you two noticed, but I noticed that you both noticed and I've noticed that I'm high
cryborg
I noticed all this 2.5 years later
bradleyk
He'd at least have more shots on goal.
Fe2Mg5Si8O22OH2
upvoted since the other guy just ripped it from elsewhere and this was the punchline
Ayham111
OH! SNAP.
Rox2
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3473029/vw-oh-snap-o.gif
LukeAlford
and more shots on target.
TittySprinkle
Pepperanney
Oh TittySprinkle, it's like you were there when I read this.
lastlaughlane
You know how I feel, TittySprinkle
whattheactualduck
that was my exact reaction +1
MidwinterSnow
and mine
reineseele
"I dont know what the game is about but i am pretty loaded with brazil" xD
donnalama
The last time that Julio Cesar has suffered so many shots was the Ides of March
joshw00t
damn. that was beautiful
goodguyC
That comment hurt my soul..... +1
AjEmEPoliszBojfrend
Brazil's defense was as skimpy as their bikinis.
thatwilldopig
Only thing that's made me laugh more than the actual game today. Holy shit, brother.
BillKerman
NO FUCKING WAY
GlenL
I dunno, the evidence against him is pretty solid. I don't think he'll walk.
brennanandbooth
you better drop the mic after that zinger
nala83
Now THIS is a comment!
ThisFrickenGuy
Now THIS is Podracing!
rooble
So was yours! Son you are on fire.
Mobax
That comment doesn't really have a leg to stand on.... I'll show myself out
nala83
LMAO
Icantspelle
Guess you could say the Brazilians got waxed
CoopDaWoop
Now THIS is a reply!
handbutt
Now THIS is excessive!
andyonetime
Now this is whoring for points!
SpicedNipples
Hahaha this is amazing
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
Well you just walked riiiight into that one, didn't you?
Fullmetal89
hahaha damn that's some harshbrowns.
Raisoren
*pew pew*
therealaport
Oh sweet jeebus
plutus34
I don't know what to say. I'm stumped.
CeeSe
SHOTS FIRED!
Conv
ha
MADFOX
4 SHOTS THROUGH THE DOOR FIRED
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
7 shots fired!
kingofshitafuckmountain
into his girl friend
randombrain
thatsthejoke.png
dasmegabyte
He hasn't a leg to stand on with this case. I'll see myself out.
kingofshitafuckmountain
nah nah nah nah nah nah (batman) you can stay here <.< that was good :D XD
lawfulwood
That's the whole problem.
KimMertens
I came back to upvote your comment you ingenious bastard
trustmeitscheese
Hahaahahahahahaha dude well played!
AhhYissBreadCrumbs
I think you just won the Internet.
HabnerCrustipants
He'd probably play defense better too.
dante979
plus he can run faster...
JQuentinEvermann
This comment has legs!
cryborg
Staxcellence
I see what you did here and I enjoyed it greatly. +1 sir.
hiperson134
Oh shit.
RoboButt
THIS GUY!!! he deserves a bloody medal!!!
cryborg
That's brutal
energizerbuni
This is the best. If I could throw more at you I would +1
iwantacorgi
i would like to know more about this fence removing technique
crezie
bloody hell that made me laugh
BexAdcox
Too soon? Nah...
LaserFromTheSky
Damn, guy.
MikeOfTheMen
AS A SOUTH AFRICAN IM NOT EVEN MAD THIS IS GOLD
ModernInsomnia
OHHHHHH SNNNNAAAAAAPPPP http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/jon-stewart-oh-snap.gif
RickyVidarte
Thanks - just woke up my wife from laughing out loud.
weresmurf
I heard he took better shots too...
ScopesMouthwashTrial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZUKqpXYzU
abrahadabrabra
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
I'm not a soccer fan but god damn do I love all the jokes right now.
MrPredator
Goal Scored!
Qrtrpounder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMdmPZ4Xk1w
LuigiBrickImgur
I don't get it, seriously.
acme64
I feel like i should get this...but i don't
caralily
Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend to death and his defense against a premeditated murder charge is that he thought she was a burglar.
acme64
did it work?
caralily
Still on trial. I'm thinking probably not, but who knows?
CyborgBarry
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dayum-Five-Guys-Reaction.gif
sincerelyyoursthebreakfastclub
Yes milady
PryzeOfTheAtreides
Damn.
zamalek1
well played friend
ZeustheNinja
Brazil were kroosified by Germany
crispychris94
The Germans haven't smoked someone so bad since the 1940s.
thosewomenwereinthenip
Lahms to the slaughter
SkillzShot77
Schurrley you are being harsh
alabamafutbol
these Germany puns are getting a bit annueuring
LipSlideMyRail
something something Schweinsteiger
silentelysium
+1 for trying. Bahaha
thenameisbob
something something complete
LabyrinthCharm
I think I love this thread of comments the most out of anything on the internet ever.
BecauseIamBatman
They all need to be mertesacked
vogelstroika
That's klose to being too far
ZeustheNinja
is it fairer to say they were mullered?
Sammyv17
Mullerfied
WhalesParadesandElectricity
If only mertesacker had played....
vogelstroika
I'm looking for a Neuer term to describe it
ZeustheNinja
You Gotze figure it out somehow
vogelstroika
I Schürrle will
KNIVESY
Colombia and Mexico love the shit out of Germany for avenging us.
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Max4Z
u are actually right idk why ppl downvoted ur comment
HelpaFatherOut
america looks a lot better for only losing 1-0 to them
WhatMyHeartHeld
As a fan for mexico, Yes!
imconsidering
That last game was the biggest load of bullshit anyone has ever seen. My sister is still upset by it.
BananaInYourEar
#NoEraPenal
Sssithy
Karma!
MauricioGuaura
..."Us"?
KNIVESY
I'm Colombian. Also, I meant to say Chile.
Max4Z
LOL they are not avenging no one. They just want to win they could not care less about colombia or mexico.
yarfyarf
I felt really bad for all the teams beaten by Brazil up to this point. At least the likes of Colombia might have played with some dignity.
Gohrand
And Chile.
KNIVESY
Yeah, Chile's actually what I meant. My Chilean and Mexican friend confused me because of posts.
BecauseIamBatman
This is what they get for making James cry
KNIVESY
That was really sad, but also so goddamn adorable.
waddo777
James is a beast he deserves better Brazil got a bunch if help from the ref
deploratus
Croatia also. Brazil got carried by referees 'till now.
waddo777
Fuck yea they did.
KNIVESY
And apparently I meant to say Chile. Not Mexico.
AlexanderFuckingHamilton
They avenged Mexico in 2006 and 2010
YouGotRedOnYou
As Mexico fan, it won't be complete until they beat the Netherlands in the Final
waddo777
Netherlands Wil not get to the finals, seriously does nobody see how shity Netherlands are playing???
SenorPrince
I also wish to see the Dutch's destruction.
KNIVESY
Yeah, that was my mistake. I meant to say Chile. My Mexican and Chilean friends got me confused.
YouGotRedOnYou
All us brown people look alike anyway
KNIVESY
We really do.
chingondomino
NO ERA PENAL!!!
mrchoforo
Ya vamos a empezar...
manoz
Argentina is a good team too
waddo777
Yes and they will eliminate Netherlands
imconsidering
I hope for a death worse than Brazil's for the Netherlands.
waddo777
Don't worry Argentina will beat Netherlands tomorrow