CameronChase420
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hai @MadameSloth! http://i.imgur.com/VJPJ58V.gif
Source; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3n5f1tE0mQ
DangerMeme
That Maid of Honor tho
RoselPapps9
What NOT To Do At A Wedding http://mowly.org/2757959-8572085
jawood2005
That picture is great, though.Probably their favorite from the whole lot. I hope he included it in what he delivered.
defaultentry
Didn't you know? A moose witnessing your wedding is an old Canadian good-luck charm. He's right to be excited.
JustStopTalking
My wedding fail was twice.
ruferto
your username
Todayisnotmybirthday
at least give credit to the people you stole this from, Jimmy fallon's show
monicaplease
The infant guitar thing sounds like something I would do unashamedly whole sober.
Canofminus
It's is something I have done and still do and will continue to do to let him know I am the alpha.
monicaplease
If you don't air guitar that part of that song, you're the weird one *kanyeshrug*
azazyel
When I got married my wife and I were asked to be witnesses at the wedding before us.
KeggOBeer
That happens a lot when you're drunk in Vegas. Not judging, just sayin...
terbril
Did you ask the next couple to witness at yours?
azazyel
No, we actually brought our own.
GoOnHomeLoretta
As a bird loving lady, I would be absolutely thrilled if #2 happened at my wedding. And that's why I will never get married....
CameronChase420
I'm honored that the only thing you've ever commented on was on my post :)
MopoFett
its a moose though! that would be one of the best parts of the wedding
TopsunPB
A wedding photo with a moose would be a nice thing to show your future children.
Temenos
I think a lot of people would react like this
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
We had a fisherman in the background and our photographer was wearing a thong that kept peeking over the top of her shorts.
typingtreemonkey
Don't listen to that other canadian. I'd be so psyched to see a moose that I'd interrupt my own vows to point it out.
terbril
I don't think many brides would want to be upstaged by a moose.
PyroGuy007
A Møøse once bit my sister...
hamsto24
No realli!
TheSwedishMoose
Bitch had it coming.
TwoBitGreaser
But the person snapped a picture of his bride, which soured the mood somewhat.
realmenfightnaked
Upvoting you grudgingly because I immediately thought this too
Cragnock
I died, this murdered me. +1
puddlejumper
Good job, TwoBitGreaser. You killed a man. Are you happy now?!
FlatPlutoSociety
Yelling "Oh my God! A MOOSE!" is a rough way to start things off with your new mother-in-law, though.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
We went to a white trash family member's wedding. It was on this shitty run down farm. I was wearing a sundress and sandals. The driveway
MrNailbrain
I'm commenting on this so I can continue to read this later. A wild ride from start to finish, for sure!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Was sand and gravel. I ended up filthy. When we arrived the groomsmen were in the yard in boxers and wifebeaters. The best man was in
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
A junked out t top car with a tarp over it, smoking pot. The groom wore a kilt and chain mail, the bride a green velvet ren fair dress.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
She was also barefoot and very pregnant. There were Mosquitos eating everyone so the mother of the bride walked around the circle of
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
People in the driveway sprinkling some sort of nematode killer on the ground, as if that would help. The wind picked the powder up and
DidItForScience
Yeah that stuff is supposed to be in water. But actually works amazingly well... on the larvae not the flyers.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Blew it in our faces along with sand. A mangey dog wandered up during the ceremony and growled at us. After the "Celtic hand fasting "
Penguinsandbroadswords
Wedding Fail: Decorated the Venue the night before, come back the day and the folks in charge had come in during the night and undecorated.
Kind0ne
My wedding fail involved a drunken me doing the chicken dance and elbowing a baby in the face. Not my proudest moment.
LlamaLlamaQuack
That. is. HILARIOUS. I like kids, no, really.
royandmossladyproblems
1.My drunk friend gave drunk me her baby to take care of while she danced. I took the centerpiece apart
royandmossladyproblems
2. and decorated the baby. She was a nice baby.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
But we thank you for sharing.
Thor561
Baby shouldn't have been on the dance floor if he couldn't handle throwin' 'bows.
DidItForScience
Yeah but who does the chicken dance in a mosh pit?
Keesterbunny
Amen
Chronotrigger42
No elbowing babies for me, but I did do a drunken Irish jig at a wedding. I don't know how to do an Irish jig, so I think I was just 1/2
Chronotrigger42
doing karate kicks and jumping up and down with my hands on my hips for 10 minutes or so 2/2.
RedVagOfCourage
My mother in law answered her phone during our vows, AND HAD A CONVERSATION WITH THE CALLER.
lostnortherner
Sounds like it's going to be nothing but fun now you're in her family!!
RedVagOfCourage
It's been interesting, I'll say that.
lostnortherner
I had a monster in law too. She was an abusive alcoholic and giant shit-stirring bitch. My sympathies, remember you'll outlive her!
Goodknight82
At a wedding, I swung, missed, and threw the bat we were using for the piñata into the section of the crowd with children and old people.
Gewher
Oh gosh. Oh. Oh man. How did that turn out?
Goodknight82
It was ok. I threw it with SO much force that it luckily sailed just over all their heads
19ontheslide
As a father who regularly uses his infant son as a pretend machine gun, I think the guitar thing is sort of okay.
Momof2needsabreak
I had a bee stuck in between layers of tulle in the skirt of my wedding dress while I walked down the aisle. Got it out without being stung.
ladybird2223
I am getting married in 64 days. Hopefully I will avoid joining this list, however the photographer one made for a unique shot at least.
Murphyhaha
A couple wandered out of the woods undressed and desheveled during our ceremony, realized what was going on, and ran back into the woods.
DidItForScience
Back to their honeymoon suite?
AsinusAdLyram
I'm sincerely laughing out loud at that. "How about that aftergloooooops!!"
Murphyhaha
I feel way worse for the teenage couple than us! We didn't notice, we just found out after it happened! Everyone got a great story to tell.
Squeezit
You fool! Had you followed them, you'd have found the pot of gold!
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Disheveled... Did you say that bc I don't know what it means?
Murphyhaha
Whoops!
Murphyhaha
I even googled to double check my spelling. Then apparently still spelled it incorrectly.
NotSoSmartAlek
that's what he meant, yes.
Murphyhaha
*she ;)
FatBoobsDontCount
M'lady
themehgatsby
There also was a cute one, where the 5 year old was growling and stomping down the aisle, saying "I'm the RING BEAR!"
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
I want to be a ring bear...
BreadyStinellis
That is adorable.
CatsandDnD
https://38.media.tumblr.com/0d4daa1fadd636182dc483327dfb6ced/tumblr_mtrtzpqIi01qigkzpo5_400.gif
backtobackpanicattack
Robyn Sherbatsky: "Ring bear-ER, right? Right?!"
heyyouwantatoothpick
yea. ring bear. that's what I said
ladybird2223
As a soon to be bride, that would make me crack up laughing. Not a fail at all!
themehgatsby
Totally! I would have loved it.
iamghost
As a future husband to someone, me too. It's funny to errrrbody regardless of your marital status.
ladybird2223
Commenting more on the fact that some brides get hung up on if everything isn't "perfect".
TheFlyingHellfish
A 200-lb iron grating fell off a wall onto my 2-year-old and me. Small gash above his eye, large gash on my shin. Sick scar, though.
sirsullivan
I too would have wanted a picture of the moose. Also would have joined in with the tie fight! People are too stiff during weddings.
NelsaroniandCheese
Some of these aren't fails though, I would love to see a moose randomly appear.
Texantioch
I think it's more of the groom acting like a kid with ADD during one of the most important moments of his life.
sillyblackcat
If i were a bride I would so join in. A wild beautiful creature at my wedding day would be an amazing thing !
terbril
Why do moose, randomly appear? Every time, you are near? Just like me, they want to meet, moose with you.
Gewher
Except moose are incredibly dangerous and massive wild animals who can maim it kill easily when feeling threatened. (I'm Canadian)
mariomario42
#3 damn tie fighters
MikeMinze
I want to know if he use muay tie...
ZombieZooZombieZoo
"great kid, don't get cocky"
pookieeatworld
"Great, kid! Don't get penisy!!!"
liekifucrievytim
Probably got lost, part of a convoy or something
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
lel
tnin4u
FishingForConversation
Thank you
RougemageNick
https://youtu.be/VKvkBQukTgU
cominginhot
still better than field fuck
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
PEW PEW PEWPEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEW ... OH
starmasswarseffect
There's too many of them
Alisterfiend
+1 only for Star Wars...-10 for horrible pun....still +1 though.
mariomario42
If it makes you feel any better, I made the same joke years ago and was publicly booed for it.
BananasTheKing
How do you give someone -9 upvotes
Alisterfiend
you can't....I've been trying.
millenniumf
Yeah, but that one was delivered on a silver platter by a butler named George Lucas.
VintageWine
1-We got married back in our homeland where there is really no concept of cutting a wedding cake, but is Americans HAD to have a cake
VintageWine
2-when we brought out the cake, the DJ started playing some Hindi happy birthday song cause he thought it was someone's bday
DidItForScience
And that's when you went into labor so it was a win/win?
RacismSmacism
huppy burduy too yoo..huppy burduy too yoo...i can hear it in my head a bunch of indians singing happy birthday....HILARIOUS...#notfail
Ravieolie
http://imgur.com/m3HVi1Y no... wait... don't fall...
HentaiSensai
He's trying to use The Force
JustGoingToChangeItAnyway
"please don't break the camera with all our wedding photos"
RoboCritter
I was thinking this beef whore i read your comment XD
Idontalwaysupvotebutwhenidoiprobablydonthavepants
beef whore?.. *dieing* omg yes, I needed this today.
RoboCritter
+ for user name
MisterGod
BeardOnTheInside
"That....thats not cake......"
man753
Yeeessssss
man753
Yeeessssss
JustARichard
Looks like Sweets from Bones
bitchinmona
Too soon. ):
Cassiraa
That was almost certainly their best wedding photo
WarmButteryCopPorn
Is that Gabe Susan Lewis?
Maelchry
He went sub-teapot.
TooMuchPressureToThinkOfAWittyUsername
This is gold.
HermanManly
Stop, don't, come back
iamghost
Alternatively: "stop, don't come back." Blew my mind when I realized he said it ambiguously on purpose.
heyyouwantatoothpick
what's this from it's killin me!
HermanManly
Blackhawkss4
Willy wonka
NulHeart
Falling for me and me without a pickup line
icanseeyou201
Spot the Jedi
DidItForScience
Jedi fail.
PaperElemental
Maybe he made him fall?
PaperElemental
Maybe he made him fall?
DidItForScience
But he said don't fall? Unless... Jedi mind trick!
Ryebread91
Revers psychology.
mynamewasalreadytaken
I'm 98% sure this is willy wonka
Dumbledoreroar
Jesus H. Fuck. This is gold! +1000000
Squeezit
I tried to save him. Put my arm out and everything and said "ah!"
Shazam1832
halochief90
Those three were the only ones who could hold their smile.
ssgoku129
"Rich, http://imgur.com/m3HVi1Y you want to fall"
ashipthatshipsshippingships
"Bitch should have gotten my good side."
MusingsoftheUnknownMan
Exactly what I was thinking when I saw her face.
ElectriclyCharged
She probably screwed with what the photographer was standing on
ScienceLasers
I like this string
Ravieolie
i like your string
Stuebydoo
Look at that bitch, she's all like "fall, fall and hurt yourself"
jaegybomb
Her. I like her.
Yokosumari
Dee Reynolds?
DancingPanther
How is the baby guitar solo a fail? On the contrary.
mtotwuoc
Exactly. Why air guitar if you can pretend your baby sling is a guitar?
turbinado
i'm going to assume you're joking but it's because it looks like he's stroking the kids genitals in the air guitar
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
Wettie Van Halen? Eddie Van Wailin'? Cause babies cry and wet themselves a lot...
MongrelArchitect
My thoughts exactly! My dad used to do that to my siblings and me all the time! It was always so fun!
SoftFur
Here! Here!
DidItForScience
Probably because they were copying Hendrix at the1967 Monteray Pop Festival. https://youtu.be/Z4QghNBwyt8
terbril
Yeah, that's awesome. But playing Beat It at a wedding, now THAT raises eyebrows.
adobosquadron
yeah, i do that to my daughter
Evyreid
As long as you don't smash it on the floor afterwards.
Mewmus
lol i'm just picturing that in my head...too funny
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
What good are babies if we can't pretend they are guitars?
RichCorinthian
Have you listened to that guitar solo? Eddie Van Halen? That kid is probably dead.
CoolAndHotCatDaddy
The child was turned to ash immediately over how fire that solo was.
tentacleparty
Your comment made me laugh the most.
JKDE27
Your comment, it's...gold, sir. Absolute gold!
IPostJAV
Worth it.
RhealityBytes
I'm a wedding photographer, thats a fucking huge bridal party, holy shit most women have like 5 max
TheFlyingHellfish
I've noticed a trend to larger and larger bridal parties.
BitchinMommy
I was a bridesmaid in a wedding recently - there were 8 of us. And no, we weren't sorority sisters. We were all in our late 20's-early 30's.
RhealityBytes
I find it very rare for someone to have their Sorority sisters in their bridal party. It's weird,
BitchinMommy
Here in the dirty south, it's common for girls right out of college to have a ton of their sorority sisters in their wedding party.
DidItForScience
Is that photo the largest you've seen? What's the oldest and youngest bridesmaid or groomsman you've seen?
RhealityBytes
I've seen more, I've seen 10 on each side. The oldest I've seen was someone picked their grandma for their made of honor so 80s
RhealityBytes
The youngest was actually an toddler, it was really cute. It was the Bride to be's daughter and she was like 2 or something, so well behaved
ladybird2223
For my wedding I have 2 bridesmaids and a bridesman. I picked those to stand with me that I am close with. I don't need huge numbers.
NateintheNorth
That last one though. You can tell. +1 also the chick in the back, still smiling.
spoodermon
"thats my fetish"
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Its like the farther from the middle they were the less they gave a fuck.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Second from the right is my kinda girl!
TheBlackSalmon
Love the man with his fist closed. He wants to help but realizes there's nothing he can do.
dNa87
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/166/752/soclose.jpg
BeeExpert
There's a trio of evil on the right
AnybodyOutThere
I noticed the same thing. Maybe they kept the mean girls as far from the bride as possible?
BanesOnAPlane
The girl in front of her looks like Dee Reynolds from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
superben
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/survivor1.gif
catdadgamedev
came here to see this gif. thanks.
kisforkatewhowasstruckwithanaxe
Girl in front, second from the end is smirking, like "karma is a bitch, eh Chase?"
HotNSpicyColdNIcy
Weird that I actually went to college with that guy. He lives in Clinton, MS.
binarybeard
That's her fetish
GiantCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
Yeah that last one made the post worth it.
mfdave
Groom looks like "im not paying for that!"
YaCrazyDutchBastard
She's comitted
DrTremendous
Still a good shot.
AwYissBreadcrumbs
How about that guy with his Jedi mind tricks?
ivegottwolegs
I find it interesting that the people on the ends seem less aware of the fall. Like there is some wave radiating from the middle.
goforchristinam
I know a fellow sorority girl when I see one!
NateintheNorth
http://imgur.com/M7QacVH
AdoIfHitIer
Schadenfreude :)
NateintheNorth
Ja!
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
They look likebthe world's worst choir.
ImIsStranger
But look at the head that was blocking her view. She probably didn't see him falling just thought he was getting a better angle?
sunshineLollipopsAndEvil
That girl in front of her knows what's going down, and she thinks it's hilarious.
iamprobablyhigh
She pushed the photographer over with her mind.
severice
That guy with the fist though, he's just like "You got his man... I believe in you."
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
The one in front of her has a look that arsonists have when the visit the scene of the crime to admire their work. Satisfied but restrained.
chelsyeah
She reminds me of April Ludgate.
sunshineLollipopsAndEvil
Thank-you! I missed this. Laughed so hard a tear started to form in left eye. +1
onewomandirewolfpack
ItsCaptain0bvious
"That's my fetish"
cmc8290
I'm almost not buying it... they're all still looking directly in the lens.
NateintheNorth
Looks like the two guys on the left are looking up and to the cameras left, I think.
cmc8290
no one would lie on the internet, right?
NateintheNorth
No, never! O.O
CameronChase420
I noticed that too, I think she had something to do with him "slipping"
snurx
http://imgur.com/EYulWox
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
You're saying bae caught him slippin?
TheRicM
This deserves more attention
Ravieolie
http://imgur.com/m3HVi1Y Or this JEDI DID!?
DidItForScience
Or she's just slow to react and/or was trying to hold her pose.
YoureGonnaGetHopOns
Nah it's just the light takes longer to reach her, so "technically" she hasn't seen him fall yet. Trust me. I science.
YoureGonnaGetHopOns
Just leaving this comment for all the people who come to correct me. Yes. It was a funny. I (mostly) understand relativism.
randomlex
The smiling ones may be a bit slow... or smart enough to realize the camera's shooting :-D
MissSpelledTattoo
Schadenfreude bridesmaid
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
"DIE, YOU SLUT" Wtf Brittany.
Sereh
Her horse still hasn't left the gate, if you know what I mean.
FoxMulderBelieves
Ha. I noticed that too. Awesome pic anyway.
MisleadingInformation
There is still a federal law that prohibits outside weddings. It's rarely enforced though.
Dispari
Where is... oh dammit.
howisthisname
Fuck man, you finally got me.
BroadbaWord
He always gets me
whateveritisitisntfunny
My insecurity with this website comes from your comments. Bravo.
JonesItUp
Really? Man that's inter DAMNIT!!
Vandy729
Hey mom did you know there's a law prohibiting outside weddings!
FrigginCornflakes
(5 minutes later) 25 Shocking Marriage Laws You Didn't Know About
HeartCondition
Every god damn time! Fuck!
HighrockTendales
You little Basta man!
CrocodileTears19
What that's ridicu..HEY WAIT A MINUTE
SKhaaaaaaaaan
I'm so done
Merisiel
Not subtle enough, but kudos for the attempt.
chellspeck
You are on a roll today. Seriously.
UndercoverDumbledore
There actually is a law like that in the UK saying you have to have a covering of some sort!
SweetBabyJesus
This mother fucker....
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
YOU!
mcgravin
I thought it was outside welding.
Fire777
That too
LaughingOrgasms
It's always halfway through the comments that I realize it's all a lie!
Pawnderlust
Godammit
QuentinBlackk
Every time. Every stinkin time.
ohlittleladybuttsexchamp4lifeohyeahohyeahohyeahohyea
You are my favorite person on imgur
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Tattooedtom
Oh you
Telis
Check the username. xD
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MoreMisleadingInformation
This law was created to protect the locals from wild bears, ever since in 1792 when Richard Pinkerton was mauled during his own wedding.
ExperimentKraj
Alright, you guys got me. Usually by More's post, I've seen through it, but today your one-two punch brought me down. Bravo.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
You two are a dangerous pair
cuntdestroy3r69
Fuck you got me.
ihavequestions
Why hasn't this law been overturned?
DarkUranium
Was this photo taken at said wedding?
LostInSpates
Ahhhhh, you guuuuuuys!
AugustusScuirus
Richard "Dick" Pinkerton
Viralregurgitator
Pinkerton party of none
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
You two are a dangerous pair
Goodnewwseveryone
actually, after I read the second one... I knew I had to check the username.still are pretty dangerous nonetheless