The strongest bites in the animal kingdom
Duck Tales
so uhhhh,
Use this one trick to reach 100000 internet points!
Oh, your knee is cold too? My bad.
Chris Farley (2/15/1964 - 12/18/1997)
The toilet is tired of my shit
Have some confidence in what you're saying
It must not have been destiny
My dog tried to eat a roll of toilet paper
We still don't know what ducks actually look like.
Imgur's reaction to selfies
When everyone posts on the same topic at the same time
My sense of fashion is practical
MRW I wake up to the cat being a dick
It can't just be meme
And why is that, Mr. Reed?
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
When I try say to something clever
Going out in public after shaving off my beard
There's something different about pole dancers when you go to a strip club during the daytime