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LoreVedove42
I did think they were earplugs, just got confused because there were 3 :p
MoccaFixer
http://33.media.tumblr.com/b30da8726527766d1f6b7e3778c70286/tumblr_mj5823ohgL1ru74s4o1_500.jpg
ktmn110
"Like 3 billion people died" That's the only reasonable number of deaths
FoxyEllie
Half the world's population!?
Billyberdeen
Laura, please sit down. What i'm holding in my hand is a history book. I going to pummel you with it now, and I don't know when i'll stop.
FullMetalBitch
"I'm going to hit you now and I don't know when I'll stop." Saving that for later.
calldrdaley
http://imgur.com/JyaKCvg
Tilloucifer
ummm duh, the color bloo...
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
thotsandprers
But seriously... What's with China being so selfish. Like 3 billion people died!
strongfkennedy
Why would you censor the tweet from the "journalist" in Ferguson?
cogs
Ryan J. Reilly
limpspinach
*Fergurson
BossyHosen
Okay, imgurians, suspend your disbelief for a MOMENT and realize lots of these are JOKES.
suihcta
I think you got that backwards there chief
tygerpsimatrix
And there's that one time a woman DID have to do a DNA test because she was a chimera whose ovaries belonged to her sister.
godofboredum
Also what if a single mothers baby died and no one knew and she stole someone else baby to replace it?
underyourbreath
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c8/2a/79/c82a791547aa439fd76b9fdee32c0483.jpg
PsychopompGecko
CatBiteHandshakes
ROHBAUCOP
I like animsl.
JohnCalvinCoolidgeJr
i feel like if it's a reporter for Huffington Post they shouldn't get their name blacked out like they were for the earplugs/rubber bullets
cogs
Ryan J. Reilly
philgood222
http://imgur.com/OMiqHHX
bthighlander
Yep, just take those warnings labels right off. Get this stuff sorted out.
UsePNGnotJPEG
Hell, it's not like they can save these people.
SonOfTheShire
Yeah, all the really smart people can detect if something is hazardous through mind powers alone.
bthighlander
Or, I don't know, common sense, hindsight bias, call it what you will.
SonOfTheShire
Common sense tells me not to use potentially hazardous stuff I don't understand, which isn't very helpful. 1/2
SonOfTheShire
Warning labels tell me how something is dangerous, so I know how to use it safely. 2/2
NothingButReposts
Let not the foolish dictate the order of our lives!
ibuildstuff
TheLividPanda
+1 for Dave Grohl.
pasteldeterror
Just found out I'm not the only mexican american with that rare skin condition...life is crazy aha
banaporte
Synonym rolls. Lmao. Gotta start calling them that.
babababirdbirdbird
that one was an honest mistake
choorp
That was the funniest one!
eronth
I was at the grocery store looking for some cinnamon rolls, but couldn't find any. I got synonym rolls instead. They're basically the same.
Foreveracurbis
I too make Semen rolls.
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
fuck if he cant spell, those are some damn good looking rolls
BlueStringsAttached
That's not what it said . . .
BigisDickis
Is that you Van Wilder?
BigisDickis
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R9UqEU1C4fA
NucularCrisitunity
I laughed way harder at "synonym rolls" :D
doesanyoneevenreadthese
*Synonym. Where's your head at, foreveracurbis?
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
fuck if he cant spell, those are some damn good looking rolls
anchored4life
only at night though. #smart
PhilFrox
Bro references sick
Dangerou5Bean5
Black
TheTrueDreadPirateRoberts
For my theme song
CurlyFTW
Brown
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
gold
fribbler
Pink.
SomeJerk039
Pink
DeadlyMidnight
No seriously... Pink
Kidiri
Technically, black is a hue, not a colour. Also, maroon.
TooSoonJr
+1 for Rosetta Stone
kindachris
I think that Rosetta Stone makes for a perfect drag queen name.
tseliot
she was truly a hero
mishellymonster
Every. Single. Time. I absolutely lose it at that one. Hahah
Tangerine102
"Well, that's not exactly a fair comparison, but I don't see why it's included... oh. Oh, right."
FappedInAmerica
If she didn't sit on that bus for the gays, then what the hell was she sitting for?
Nurple
The Chinese Railroad workers...duh!
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
She sat for reasonable translations between hieroglyphs and hebrew
ChefG0ldblum
that's one of my favorite Outkast songs <3
MetalSkeletal
Internet posting - the "no ragrets edition"
dariadank
Not even one letter?
ghsdkgb
I freaking love cinnamon revolutions, rotations, turns, cycles, gyrations, spins, twirls and whirls.
agonarch
Women do sometimes have to take maternity DNA tests, one genuine mother even failed the tests: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild
ninmonkey
I remember one like that. DNA kept coming up wrong, until they tested her irgans
Salpinus
Chimeras, chimeras everywhere!
boredomboredomboredom
Daddy?
GekkouHayate
Another option for legitimate failed DNA test failure would be a surrogate mother.
isitsupposedtodothat
She was about to lose her children for it as well! A real pickle.
cjmithrandir
To be fair, for a kid born in the past couple decades who had no prior knowledge, the 911 & 9/11 one might be a legitimate question.
tooomanysteves
Except for every movie and tv show made before 2001, where it's mentioned.
TehGrimReaper
Yeah, I don't see a problem with that. I mean, the origins of 911 aren't exactly taught in school. And, apparently, it's only ~46 years old.
youandihaveunfinishedbusiness
ok but lets agree - it was the only legitimate question :P
LtCmmdrData
maybe just 1 decade ago.
cjmithrandir
the reason i said "couple" was because I counted 2000-2010 as 1 decade, and then 2010-present as another decade. My 3y/o nephew asked this
CrackedActor
It is a perfectly valid question for a 3 year old.
cjmithrandir
I was like "how the heck does he know about 9/11?!?"
Leonir
People are surprisingly careless about what they say around little kids.
LtCmmdrData
fair enough.
Salpinus
Wouldn't that be 2000-2009 and then 2010-present? Just to be a dick here I mean :p
cjmithrandir
DAMIT MAN, IM ONLY HUMAN :D
PsuPepperoni
I thought that too +1
FoxyEllie
Some of these are just a lack of knowledge and can be good questions. For example,
can be asked based (1)
FoxyEllie
upon ham, pork, and bacon having different names but being from the same animal. For
, 9/11 was THIRTEEN (2)
FoxyEllie
years ago! Someone who is 18 now was 5 then. it's not unreasonable for someone to simply not be told that there's no correlation. with (3)
FoxyEllie
RustedCogs
I can't agree with your first example. Ham, pork and bacon are not "pig, pig, and pig". That person NAMED THE ANIMALS.
FoxyEllie
Chicken and Turkey are both poultry and can seem quite similar. What if the person thought that they were names for cuts of meat?
calldrdaley
I was with you until The Rock one. That person may just be an idiot.
FoxyEllie
well, there are lots of different celebrities that look alike. Daniel radcliffe and elijah wood get confused a lot, for example.
GarrettPlatner
Well considering he is credited as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in several movies, not sure about this one. Also, it was probably a joke.
FoxyEllie
Overall, I'd say many of these are simply ignorance, not stupidity. In fact, a couple of these show that they're willing to ask questions.
FoxyEllie
(5/5) ^
MintJim
This hurt my brain...
Killerby
It burns! Or maybe that's just dirt imbedded in my brain from swimming in a pool.
CowOnDrugs
mine too. China really should've saved those 3 billion people
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
PEOPLE, stop blocking the names of these idiots. They must be made an example of.
Gleichlaufschwankung
Word!
youandihaveunfinishedbusiness
hard to believe that 3 billion people died but these guys survived...
CircoLocoDC10
http://imgur.com/ZWaQJri one more
shovethis
FUCK YOU CHINAAA!
Iaimtomisbehave
RatalieArcadia
Microwave your brain and the pain will go away.
IDownVoteEveryOne
I can confirm that.
molestmymonkey
Do dogs even have a brain? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08RFTI9QR20
nothingontv
Oh fucking hell!
notsohandsomejack
Someone in China should have warned us not to read it
alfindel
What a bunch of bastards, at least 20 imgurians commit suicide!
FabulousFlapjackFury
This gave me cancer...
Lunchbox151
i can no longer see color
ImSynnical
Cyan.
xaggie
PURPLE!!!!
FlamingRutabaga
#smart
mysterion599
Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.gif
PotatoHamer
I bet/hope these are fakes
mycrazylife5891
I heard if you drink bleach it'll wash the pain out.
thtlover
I heard drinking bleach helps get rid of stupid people in the world
jsd3306
superfluffynator
TornadoAli
Not sure whether to be glad or concerned that that woman's children are normally so well protected from the sun.
Luminousfox
The left kids shoulder blade is concerning me more
clutchthepearls
Kinda looks normal to me...
DoIReallyHaveToThinkAUsername
I'm concerned that they're not so well protected from that woman
odraencoded
tbh assuming it's true, she at least cares for her children.
Myharoth
I'm concerned that the mom never played in the sun as a kid and got a tan.
UmbraPenumbra
From her comments, she assumed that when her kids inherited their father's darker skin, they wouldn't tan at all.
houseofballoons
Some are trolls if that helps
purplegorillacolonel
I really, really hope so...
ThatCanadianGirlEh
Just found out my cake day is the same day I joined Imgur... Life is crazy aha <3 <3
maibr
My cake day is NOT the day I joined Imgur though...
mollyImalone
#smart
Summersky
I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! S M R T! I MEAN S M A R T!
geneparmesan07
like dis if u cri evry tim
axelasdf
You're going reddit meta aren't you?
1newb
Ayy lmao
mashdots
I was so excited when I flew out of the country for the first time. Alaska was so beautiful.
jbaranski
is THAT what cake day is? huh...
aky1ify
You know it's funny but I bet she meant her birthday this year falls on the day of the week that she was actually born. It's still stupid
imtheofficialhuggiverofimgur
I have not had a cake day yet
Camali45
I await my cake day with baited breath trying to figure out what kind of gif to make for it.
charlottadupont
*bated :-)
imgursresidentasshole
I've been here for over a year now and I never got my cakeday :(
lampwork
you must've just missed it
HughLaurie
Speaking of cake day, I joined in August of last year and now it's September and I still don't have my 1 year trophy.
CleverNamesWereTaken
Fuck yes. I've been wondering what that meant.
TheGayPenguin
Can you see what day you joined Imgur somewhere? I made this account for image hosting and I have no idea when that was.
HotdogOnABridge
Oh, fuck! Now i understand what the cake day is. How can I find when I joined Imgur?
tmae
it's on your profile page
feefifofumgrrr
It just tells me the month and year there
tmae
yeah, that's all it will say. you have to have a reddit account to have a true cake day
HotdogOnABridge
Thanks! Oh, just 2 months left. I must prepare.
Drlakata
This is rather embarrassing, but all this time I thought cake day was just internet slang for birthday.
julgran
Bah! I figured that out days ago. Like three! Yeah. Suck on that
bulldogmurph
Same here. TIL.
ItsGoTime
No shame, its a better assumption than the truth.
snappycomebacknotfound
Guilty as well
SteamedOddish
Same here.
ThatOrangeGuy
I'm uh, kind of in the same boat there... *Rubs back of neck*
PoseidonsSaltyButthole
I thought the same till...now
AsYouKnow
Well, let's say it's your RL cakeday.
D7ve
Same
VaultDweller502
wait so what is it?
Drlakata
The day you made your account I believe.
PastaIsLife
It is, except for imgur, reddit and perhaps tumblr.
321Guesswho
my cake day is almost if not the day of imgur's anniversery
CrumbyWaiter
Wait it isn't?
PastaIsLife
It is, except for imgur, reddit and perhaps tumblr.
ipromisediwouldntbutohwell
It's the day you joined Imgur/Reddit. A lot of people make that mistake.
krallisawesome
Wow, I never knew that! Why do they call it a "cake day"?
ipromisediwouldntbutohwell
'cause there's a piece of cake displayed next to your name on that day.
BartlebyTheScrivener
There's a cake icon on your profile on the anniversary.
Meldoron
I'll be honest it took me almost a solid minute to think of a color without an "e." Then I looked at my black desk...
scootdawg109
Technically black is not a color. It is the Absence of color.
wokkawokkawokka
yeah, all I could do was fancify normal colors, i.e. red, crap has an e, crimson! ... blue, not again ... cerulean, f&ck that doesn't work
BillListo
...aaaaaaand????? What color did you think of????!!!!! The suspense of the black desk is killing me!!! Literally! I can't even!!!
bensawn
indigo
ertw88
black isnt a color..its the lack of color
TheLookOnYourFace
black is not a colour, though
babydingo
lilac
backtobackpanicattack
"What is light urple."
disorientedoriental
black is the absence of color, said the douchebag over here
SounderOxner
Heh, Which one.. heh.. heh.. heh.
anergia
Black is not a color.
rumramp
People argue that black isn't a color, its just a shade. :/
Jampski
Black is a shade not a color
AncalagontheBlack
Crimson
IJNHiryu
I came up with Indigo...
commonduck
Cyan
ArcherN85
Technically black is not a color
mfesloca
My last name is Brown and I still had a hard time...
ExcitingJosh
Black is a shade
larryface
purple
ToastedVanilla
Ivory
CoachDanCampbell
Aqua
CtrlAltDelicious1
Black is not a color its a shade?!
Whty706
Racist
Kinryuu
Black is not a color, its a contrast. ^^,
carewyllie
Technically, black is not a colour. But brown is!
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
black is not a color dude
Angatita
Omg lol. I was having troubles with this one. I even thought of freaking Chartruse before black omg. XD
lampwork
aaand there's 2 e's in chartreuse.
MizzRia
I read it out loud purpleee
Kofire98
Cyan, indigo, black is like a shade or some shit so it don't count as a color
aeomis09
tan! that was way too hard. ..
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAManGoNootNoot
Did the same.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
black ain't no color son
TrapeziousMilkington
Blanco y azul
DoctorShepp
I went through the rainbow and landed in black.
raunchyvachina
*African desk
coinlaundry
...OBSIDIAN, ONYX, MIDNIGHT, LOST SOUL, ROLLING BLACKOUT, SLEEPING PANTHER, AND VOID BY ARMANI.
ItsSneakyAdolf
gray, cyan, tan, pink etc.
AlmightyHamSandwich
I always get frustrated when I see that one. YOU HAD TO SPELL 'PURPLE'. HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP?!
scurve
The first one I came up was burgundy. I didn't even think about the basic colors in a box of crayons, I just assumed it was a trick question
w123mb
so whats the deal with grey/gray
fen4
Black is the absence of color. Gold works though.
LordShtaffWaan
Gray.
Shakes42
Pink
ZekeWildfire
Gold..
PsychopompGecko
Ever had an unfortunate smelting accident?
LtShed
Gray?
Whoyoulookinat
*orange
shorterthantherest
Röd.
katiokins
Navy.
agdsglsjdfgkjds43542
upvote #1000 bitch
puppetute
Gray if you're American.
Centrifuze
I've always spelled it grey. I live in Oregon.
puppetute
Huh, I always thought gray was used for american English and grey was used for other English speaking countries.
suddenlyrelevant
Indigo
gregfass
purple
AssamLaksa
Lilac, maroon
konsumer
The answer was Purple.
hudson90210
Gold
0xBL4CKOU7
Gray (American), Gold, Brown, Pink, Indigo, Lilac...these are all I can think of so far.
WussupVoltage
Blue. No wait! I mean yelloooooooooo.....
BeepBoopBeepBop
Indigo
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
Did you go through ROYGBIV in your head too??
maximusdecimus
Sure did
lolzomg123
Gray. American spelling. Free to do what we want!
HelpaBrotherOut
Or the color it was written in-- cyan
Blank1612
I thought that was the whole point of the picture...
riversongkagetsu
That was the first one I thought of, then realised it was the color it was written in and smiled
whodoyouthinkwebees
same here :3
Leonir
pink
TransformR
Six
Trafficlights
SpicedNipples
Cyan
01010101011100110110010101110010011011100110000101101101e
Salmon
Centrifuze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5x_YoweEg8
Captainplanetmotherfucker
My pink T-shirt.
kubi
Fuchsia (City), Saffron (City), Viridian (City), Cinnabar (Island), Indigo (Plateau).
SmokedEel
You know, I would've never realized that.
Beardgoesalltheway
extra +1 for Poke cities
odraencoded
There is also you know whi... uh.. bl... r... y... what the fuck |:
thetosser
black isnt a color ...
bunnybabbit
Mahogany
RenaldxD
Brown, black, pink, cyan, gold, indigo, tan, all off the top of my head
hitagicrab27
Nigga. Oh wait.
ScatterJ0Y
Fuchsia!
Justinicus
Well fuchs you too!
WeAreTheNSA
I just looked into my soul and got the same answer.
ilikedogsdogsarecool
CORAL
backtobackpanicattack
Coral, CORAL. Coral.
GalaxyHigh
this
PhuGetThat
How many people have to chime in with "black isn't a color"?!?!?!
RenegadeLemonade
Maroon
MaxFreedom
Nobody's perfect.
iamsparticus
That is also the first one that occurred to me.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
I have quite honestly not the slightest idea what maroon could be.
RenegadeLemonade
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=maroon
whaticallhilarious
What colour maroon is?? It's like a dark red, similarish to burgundy
BGK0012
Indigo
MoepsDump
Also gray.
epicor
So the question is written in CYAN marker guys.
DeadGirlSuperstar
Sure. Your big black *desk*. Uh huh.
ceilingrrr
Pink
23overagain
minte
CrimsonRaine777
pink gray brown
eroso
Purple.
gregfass
ah. i see you beet me to it.
Realitea
Beat*
nidhoggr
But beets are purple
Realitea
Holyshit dude. How did you find this comment lol. I dont even remember commenting this. Cheers man!
Teenygator
Macaroni!
ninmonkey
Gray, but not grey.
TheRealCJ
you idiot, there's a e in "desk"
AsYouKnow
YoYoMarvelous
There it is. This is the one I cam looking for!
heartherevenge
"there's AN e"
ThePizzaCook
E
Realitea
REKT
Shit4chanSays
Trolling is a art.
heartherevenge
the rest of your grammer is good,
Jester918
Gray
FisterRobot0
To everyone saying black isn't a color, reflection of light is half the definition. The other half is how it interacts with the light (1)
FisterRobot0
receptors in our eyes. Black is a color because our eyes and brain perceive it as such. In other words, stop being a pedantic twat. (2)
DanniDearest
Burgundy
[deleted]
[deleted]
SadisticTea
It's a medieval kingdom that controlled parts of east freance, belgium, west germoney, swissland and others in that area.
Diddlestyx
PsychopompGecko
Stay classy, DanniDearest
luepola
brown
rooble
Red..FUCK
stilljustachicken
Hodor
tyconle
Cyan
formington
Indigo, Maroon, Tan,
melraelee
Pink. Gray.
TwentyEightCharacterUsername
Mahogany.
AnimeFaggot
Purple
formington
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
thatclimbingguy
uhm
AnimeFaggot
The e is on the outside of the word, not inside it. 2legit2quit
BoingRhymesWithDoing
Green
airandfingers
Electric Blue
XooMG
Orang...utan...I mean tan!
TheBasementNerd
elephant green
CrimsonRaine777
that.. that might have an e in it
TheBasementNerd
Those are the biggest lies I've ever seen (everything written here includes the letter 'e' (whose be the best(TheBasementNerd be the best)))
CrimsonRaine777
touche
TheLookOnYourFace
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140320011553/walkingdead/images/b/bc/You_tried_.png
IAmAnElephant
Yay
stealthkitty
Gray.
JaXm
Spell it right, you goddamned savage!
carewyllie
Only if you're American. Otherwise it has an "e".
chemenger8
In this case, grey is the 'y' of vowels. Sometimes.
Hopplepopplewop
Or always if you actually spell it correctly.
Beardgoesalltheway
Actually, the color is grey and the surname is Gray.
riversongkagetsu
actually both are acceptable spellings for the colour
TheMysticalWarrior
Black is an absence of colour.
SounderOxner
"Dark... you know.. like absence of light?"
Thatrugreallytiedtheroomtogether
You're an absence of colour
SirCharlestheFifthistheNameofmyPipe
Such an art student thing to say. Are you an art student?
icookfoodandfightfire
as a color black is a mix of all others but with light it is a lack thereof that makes it
kingrex1997
Doesn't black absorb an light in the color spectrum making it the combination of all colors
HannahAbbott
That's white
eronth
No. The object absorbs all the light meaning nothing is reflected back, aka you see blackness.
Iwearladiesunderwears
the object is absorbing all the light coming at it, so there is no light reflecting on it, resulting in the absence of color, ¨Black¨
kingrex1997
I could be wrong though, I'm trying to remember stuff from like six years ago.
SadisticTea
Black IS a colour. Colour is the light bouncing off of objects, so the absence of colour is darkness, while black is just 1/2
SadisticTea
the racist term for african-americans, which includes the blacks in africa because all countries belong to AMERICA! IN AMERICA!
curolina
'MURICA!
LokiOnTheCouch
Nice finish! What a plot twist!
UnrelatedHistoryLesson
+1 you racist bastard!
Trafficlights
Nice usage of the character limit!