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Jan 28, 2017 1:39 AM
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JiffyDealer
Quite possibly the best way of not getting a ham bikini to the FP without needing to mark it mature.
Braindeadmedussa
*slow clap* This man is my new hero.
WhereWhoWhyHow
He's trying to pull Ponzi's scheme on him and he's calling it a business, but when someone else has a few laughs - he's an asshole
DammitRandy
Good stuff!
TacoPizzaBurger
Omg so funny. I only wish I could upvote twice.
CPTNNemo
:D :D :D i love this
WHOLEMILK
I hate spam aholes. I was getting 15 to 20 a day on my cell number, I had to change it after having the number for 25 years. Kill them all!
AnyOldName
Doing God's good work.
MadCatGuy
Don't the times on the phone look sketchy?
TheTrashManCometh
sinikettu
Title level: Cancer
yourmorningcoffee
I want this to be real so bad....but how could this have all gone down in the span of one minute?
JayTheUnicorn
No, every cell in your body is not replaced every 7 years. Some cells are there for life.
Diskocheese
Congratulations! You have successfully figured out that you can send yourself messages. Would you like to subscribe to: Your Alter Ego? Y/N
Yamko
Once again these are fun and all but irl don't text them back because you WILL get charged for the texts even if you think it's iMessage
SendLewdss
"Wot" ye fake
RecompostedSapiens
I've got a business to run. lol
CurryCurry
NO OTTERS
enterusernamehere25
seen this a million times but that part always makes me kek
L0rdAv0n
shut up Harris
Koduel
I like how he named him Harris
xanderstef
Isn't that Harrisment ?
CutOutTheFuckery
In case anyone actually bought this:
RealDarkflare
He might have been doing it to himself since he had all the images ready
jo3v
Wasnt the original about animal facts?
largebear
Yak facts I think
Ryebread91
I figured something was up when the time didn't change. No way all theses replies and pics happened in 1 minute.
lintwizard
There's nothing wrong with the timestamps, speaking as an iPhone owner, but he would have had to take these 8 screenshots quickly.
Ryebread91
Completely forgot about screenshots.
skellington01
ThingsThatNeverHappened.gif you know spammers don't manually text each person from their own phone right?
SirButcher
There is some who do, especially new guys who just got cheated into such a business and try to get their money back.
ntauthority
yeah they use like a gsm modem I think to spam out texts. I know some spammers somewhat personally. The game is always evolving.
skellington01
It's a simple, cheap, software service anyone can subscribe to online (we happen to use it legally with our pre-approved clients).
ntauthority
Constant Contact? btw i know more 'legal spammers' than black hat ones. and the bh ones converted when they got more mature.
ntauthority
and yeah double opt-in is the way to go, and making sure that the unsubscribe link works, and doesn't just prove that the number's active
getadogupya
Upvote every time, because "fuck you, spamming cunts". Turnabout is fair play.
TerraformTrent
The word "turnabout" always makes me think of Phoenix Wright whenever I see it. Anyone else?
DotNull
I'm not convinced it's ever been used in any other context.
SethReborn
Is this the original?
mburicao
Repost of a repost..
MisterSausage
Of a repost
FayeInMay
Of a repost
ihavebeenbanned7timesforspammingthatstupidparrot
Of a fake, because anyone would just block the number
SethReborn
no,there's been several variations of this text convo, all inspired by the original. is this a repost of the original or variation?
BennyBlancoFromTheBronxx
I wish I had 2 phones, looks like fun
ArchWizardofCanada
Right? People should know the scammer would have blocked his number three texts in.
ijustwantedtobeabletoseepornonheredammit
Every time I see these, I always want the spammers number.
FrozenPizzaRolls
I have one inbox me for it
PainItForward
Spahammers*
superanth
Cue "Ride of the Valkyries".
bamboozlerdoggo
This is obviously fake though, a spammer wouldn't react
poets
The thing is, these guys probably ditched that number like 4 years ago when this was first posted. The number will've been recycled by now.
manhands
That's a really classy way to say "repost" and make a substantial comment at the same time.
Azerai
Elegantly handled indeed, bravo
grammaticallycorrectstannis
867-5309
Eturian
Did you just put someone's number you know on imgur?
grammaticallycorrectstannis
Yeah... her name is Jenny https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo
bgsteiner
I have been getting a few if you remind me ill send you one of their numbers
Biteymcbiteface
Can I have one as well?
EseJandro
Just post it here without blurring the #
bgsteiner
57ZERO2241THREE58 was the last one haven't gotten on in a while
whoisyourdaddy
This is what the internet is for.
Riku0142
I thought it was for porn?
ImgurMakesMeCringe
And some other things. ;)
Issadeadmeme
revooms
Fake stories
whoisyourdaddy
Is... Is that a ham bikini?
freakwonderboy
Asking the real questions
ccmarshall
Bacini
Sm9yCg
No, it looks more like salami.
Emeryld
Asking the real questions
Meowsma
Where's Nancy Upton when you need her?
Oodles44
Asking the important questions
ImgursModsShouldReadPostsBeforeUsingTheBanHammer
Asking the important questions as always
jeccius
It's her hammery glands.
anonnona887
Looks a lot like salami
stainlessteelmohawk
Salamakini? Good day to you too! But is that Halal?
jjb926
No, it's a hambush
kcufuck
Is there any other kind?
pens9192
Needs a pretzel bun
CarryMeImTired
Wot? You've never seen one?
ThisIsANewName
Doesn't look like ham, looks like it might be a bacini
tuxedobob
I'd eat it.
Logyck
No, that's my fetish
0fucksgiven
The cousin of rum ham
landofbob
The only thing better would be a rum ham bikini!
CptRobotNinja
Why is that so arousing to me?
KingMe343
The legends are true!
InboxMeWhatYouLove
vvaspss
I'm in love with him
TitsMcGeeTheFirst
Schmidt happens.
aRepost
Yes.
TheSkepticDyslexicNihilist
.
WyseWill
Tkeleth
I dunno... that's kinda hot...
SecondSince
D:
MigraMines
I'm down looks tasty
lisalinds
Mmm mustard
pens9192
My friend says they want to know the sauce for this..
aRepost
Mustard.
IamMattman
Hamkini
OfficialJoeBiden
Bikami
Sh4dowWalker96
Woulda been very disappointed if I didn't see this.
SVcross
Duh
Cauvin
Not to be confused with a hamtini
FireBreathingStockBroker
The second best kind of kini.
TheFrenchestFry
What's the first?
hugoVagnarelli
Burkini
therunningwalker
Bi?
Skepticoolthree
Hello?
Mekanismen
"I've got a business to run"
whytrz
Haha business.
LankyFrog
scamming people out of their money is seriouss business dude
mrmartini
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/trump%20U.jpg
Mmmmmk
Scams. He's got scams to run.
AscaleOf1to10
Lol
Mikeiller
Congratulations. You have subscribed to Lingerie on Llamas
Sophie1998
Lol
AscaleOf1to10
Lol
root1657
Lol
chaaaaals
Lol
RocketsRus
Lol