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The science of taking off your shirt
Jun 2, 2014 5:40 PM
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ZeepbelX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_L9XcdgY0 at 1.20
Sefinh
But what about the alternate way, where you use one hand to grab the other sleeve, then pull it off to the side?
Thoraxe123
i love how this turned into a study
coolwaterNJ
This is discriminatory against those that have no arms or gender.
becausesnakesandsparklersaretheonlyonesilike
I prefer having someone take it off for me. BOOM.
CompletedTheInternetOnLegendary
Am I the only one who can do it both ways just fine?
IGarfunkledYourMother
It's extremely easy. Tumblr seems full of people with the life skills of six-year-olds, constantly being frustrated/amazed by trivialities.
CompletedTheInternetOnLegendary
Sounds about right
fluger
True Detective anyone? NSFW: http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/18/alexandra-daddario-true-detective.gif
koldkiller
absolute cracking pair of norks
ChaoticWarlord
Up vote because boobie
cashychris
We MEN take our shirts off from behind our necks so the shirt doesn't turn inside out, duh!
ifinallyhadtocomment
"like a girls shit" - penultimate bit of text.
bbsaxguy
ack you beat me to it
phanpymon
A load of people just took their shirts off to find out which way they do it.
1stLtObvious
0utbr3aK
Only two ways for a man to remove shirt http://imgur.com/u">4dWh">http://imgur.com/uF04dWh and http://imgur.com/VDOeqgG
lightandsteady
hahaha, that's how I'm removing my shirt from now on.
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
I stared at the first one WAY too long. I was amazed by how good the loop is and how his shirt just appears on without a noticeable cut.
psychedelicspacetiger
THANK YOU. I was waiting for hulk hogan
freshlancer
I'm still upvoting this comment, but I want you to know how genuinely let down I am the the second GIF isn't Turk doing the same thing.
cherrytonic
As a girl, I don't take my shirt off like that...mostly cause it causes the shirt to be inside out and is a pain to put on in the dark later
teapartyyy
coagmano
No fucks were given in the making of this gif
WallEm
Now this is reserch I did not know I needed.
Yettispagetti
+
VodkaReindeer
I have actually wondered about this a lot.
Arha
SCIENCE!!!
OxiDeren
But it's the research we deserve.
Mathiason
A watchful protector.
Whipcrack
Why is it snowing in that last girls room?
NeedsMoreDragQueenGifs
My mom always said to take my shirt off by grabbing the bottom because pulling at the neck like that will stretch it out and ruin the shirt
winterwizard
But for real: This. I swear I've never seen a guy remove a shirt like these gifs. You'd just ruin your shirt
opad
My husband does the back of neck. I got him to try the girl way. It doesn't work for him. (body shape?) Funny thought.
kalikoded
I always take my shirt off this way. My mom never told me how to undress lol. But in all honesty, how many guys have you watched undress?
nnugles
http://imgur.com/MwZ25rb
bufferkiller
RacingToRedLights
Zero to creepy in 3.5 seconds
Chaostar
And I'm just sitting here staring at people taking their shirts off.
meganmarianne
Yis. I must test this research with my husband.
Kidiri
And then there's me, who sits around naked all the time because he's locked up in a cold, dank basement. Please come and save me...
magichal
This comment did not go where I expected it to.
shelvacu
You have internet and no responsibilities, what's the problem?
dittu
Pizza delivery boy can't reach him.
1Rogue
It puts the lotion on its skin
PetrificusTotalus
Send us coordinates. I'll be there soon, and I'll bring pizza. Anyone else wanna join?
Shamorza
Naked / cold / dark / basement. Based on everything I know you were murdered and stored in a freezer. RIP you.
ROBOT120807
Some people pay good money to get locked up in a basement naked.
DelusionalSyko
tell us how dank it is brah
ishigoto
AMATEURS http://imgur.com/N17s0Co
Amber84lynn
+1 for rocking beard!
LobstersAreForever
cant tell if the beard got longer after taking shirt off or just incredible amount of chest hair
BergerMan
I think his beard is tucked into the shirt
Caffynated
This is how I disrobe.
Tuen
Looks like guys can swiftly do the girl-shirt method... if they grab halfway up the shirt.
Iaintnosparticus
Im a guy, and I take my shirt off by pulling the neck first. Otherwise, it knocks off my glasses.
ToastyMozart
I pull my arms in, then push the neck around my head and glasses.
bobbi21
Yeah, how do girls with glasses do it? Seems like it would be difficult their way..
altearithe
I'm a girl with glasses and I take my shirt off like a guy. I never realized it till my fiance pointed it out and again due to the post XD
TsundereAlice
I just take off my glasses, tbh. But, when that isn't an option, I start normally, then have to adjust to get the neck over my glasses, lol.
CatLaydy
Husband and I just spent about 5 minutes testing this.
dredmorbius
And sexytimes?
CatLaydy
Toooooooo full.
herpaderps
i can't even take off my shirt either way. i just kinda awkwardly pull one arm out at a time. :(
Askhold
I've got the same problem. Both styles are almost impossible because of my back, and half of the time I knock off my classes.
Lifeisaunicorn
I do this to kinda-- i like cross my arms after my shirt is up. Not like I just went and tried it.
benzatone
You're not alone :). I roll the bottom over my right elbow and take it off right to left. Didn't realize it was weird until today
herpaderps
i get stuck when i try to do it the "girl" way. but now that i know it's supposedly cute i feel the need to practice ahaha. ;o;
eatscheerios
This is how I do it! I couldn't figure out how to properly describe it, but I think you got it
alasdhairmm
I am now over thinking taking my t-shirt off and have completely forgotten how I do it. I am genuinely not sure I can get undressed for bed.
nightaccio129
I was just having this same crisis. It's like when you say a word so much it stops being a word. How do I take off my shirt?!
JessThe2ndBestt
I've been taking off my shirt over and over because I've confused myself on what my norm is
SongandTam
The only reason this comment has no response is that everyone found it sexy, but then was like, 'wait, I don't have any idea if guy or girl'
JessThe2ndBestt
They'll never know! Muahaha
catsonmeth
Like thinking about blinking, you're not sure if you're doing it how you normally do it anymore.
DoctrrDonna
So glad Im not alone!
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SongandTam
This was made infinitely better by your username
SomeoneOnceSaid
Oh! You smooth motherfucker.
undercovergiraffe
Taking your shirt off like a woman
ultimatew
that just no fair... she is to hot to count...
MrFastZombie
⊙﹏⊙
graehall
uhhhh - that gif made me forget what I was in the middle of doing. Hah.
ultimatew
taking your shirt off
OriginalSubZero
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
this is creepy
1stLtObvious
thatsthepoint.jpg
CondescendingCunt
...am I the only one that takes his shirt off by using his teeth alone?
Pensivefeast
Yes
Forbayn
Why would you use only your teeth? Do you have arms?
Sssssnake
Am i the only one that tried this for ten minutes, then failing miserably?
HeyFreckleFace
How in the world?
PandaSkellington
Please demonstrate!
CondescendingCunt
I would, alas the consequent influx of imgurian ladyboners -- as well as broners -- would be a devastating event of the utmost magnitude.
PandaSkellington
Didn't momma teach you never to tease!
CondescendingCunt
She also taught me not to be condescending, and see how that went...
PandaSkellington
undercovergiraffe
Taking your shirt off like a man
jazmin161
Hmm science
weirdcalculator
Boom.
barrackobarner
False:
RootAccess
false: like a god.
Efreeti
Came to say neither of these is how I take my shirt off. Thanks for already demonstrating my technique!
totachi
I knew someone was gonna link this. I knew it.
MustacheMonthly
I was waiting for it, I only take my shirt off like this now
ThenameIchose
I was expecting the Jim Carrey one. Either way +1
theDogWhisper
I do it this way too
Koshka713
Upvote for posting this before me. Seriously though, most efficient way to remove shirt.
GaneshaTheElephantGod
confirmative
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
female here: thats how we do, too
Forbayn
This is what I do. The ways they describe is just awkward for me to do.
mrlnmckn
How to take off a shirt like a man: don't wear one
reuxlux
The glare.....
iLikeAllMyPokemansEspeciallyMyMudkip
that looks sexy as heck if you do it slow
zotten
That's kind of how I do it, yes!
GimmeTheFeels
This is exactly how I take my shirt off - one solid movement, and you're good to go.
ThisUsernameIsNoLongerAvailableIsStillNotEvenAvailable
EXACTLY. Seriously, if you're doing it any other way you're being an idiot.
Bhargo
that's how I've always done it, which is why this thing confused me for the longest time.
Ratherbeclimbing
Holy crap dude your name is so long! LOL
OrigamiEater
I thought someone would post the gif of that dude puncturing the truck tire and having his shirt torn off by the air pressure.
lajoka
I do it like this sometimes, it's much faster than either way. Also I don't like that guys accent, it's very thick
USO36
this is how i do it.
ArchNisse
So do I, always done it that way, never thought about it untill a friend commented on it :p
demonpossession
I grab a sleeve and pull it off diagonally. Not sure if that's what this guy did or not..
PokemonForLife
yah, SLEEVES FIRST!!! there are dozens of us!
pheonix9595
DOZENS!!!
SasquatchChief
I was gonna upvote this comment but it had 12 pts and I enjoyed that way more than the comment. (I suppose I'll give you +1 elsewhere...)
DriftwoodJack
Source, if you're like me and need a slower explanation :Phttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_L9XcdgY0
RoswellM
I was so mad when I saw that video, cuz I thought I made it up myself. Oh well, I've still got the special way I take off my pants.
iDrinkDrano
Unzip, Hop, Kick?
RoswellM
OH, YOU MOTHER--!!
iDrinkDrano
Now, join me in mastering the one-handed shirt removal with the unzip,hop,kick! I can undress in under 2 seconds, maaaybe one.
RoswellM
http://litchicblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/determined-challenge-accepted-l.png
grichen93
I'm a girl, and 93.68% of the time I take off my shirt this way. Does that mean I'm a man? D:
kriminy
I'm sorry to bring you this news, but maybe.
grichen93
NOOOOOOOOOO! <(
Bubbey
That's how I normally do it
DorcasAurelia
Was expecting a dude ripping his shirt off. This is just as impressive.
eggmuffin
*like a wizard
sunnystayposi
My husband undresses this way when I'm facing away from him. He's gotten pretty good at doing it quietly too. Just, BAM naked!
worldshaper
I'm a grown-ass man, and I had no idea a shirt could be removed like this. I just tried it and I felt like I did some crazy magic trick!
NuclearBoxcutter
This is legit how I've always done it.
iDrinkDrano
Oh good, I'm not the only one.
Darkcrystalc
this is impossible with glasses :(
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
False:
NellieKitty
Or like the Hulk?
EasternEmbers
he said man, not god.
ShroomsofDoom
Everyone should experience how fun it is to do that.
Drwoody2006
i was waiting for this. thanks
AudentesFortunaAdiuvat
BROTHER!
i81u812
For some reason I knew it was gonna be the hulk.
WaffleDestroyer
I expected this.... thank you!
JeanLucPicard
FALSE BROTHER
gesmehod
false
MaoZedong
I was going to post this if you didn't.
Beowylf
YES. OMFG. <3 ^_^
HeyItsJP
I'm glad I'm not the only one that's neither a boy or girl.
LlamaMoofin
That's how I do it, too.
bunnypearl
BOOM
StupidSexyUsername
That's impressive!
hemmi
I was just thinking this needed this GIF. TY
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I'm a girl, and I sometimes take my shirts off like this, only instead of the opposite armpit, I grab the opposite hem.
thegirlfromtheplaceyouknow
If I'm in a hurry, I do this
PetrificusTotalus
As a dude, that's actually pretty fucking impressive.
GasBandit
Ever since I saw that video, I've started taking my shirt off that way, and that way only.
piratica108
*blinded by intense reflection*
PumpkinMasher
I was getting worried when neither way in the post is how I do it. But THIS comment shows how to remove a shirt!
Dumbledurr
I do that too! And then it hangs off of my forearm and I pretend that I have an arm cannon.
undercovergiraffe
Browsing in random mode? May you enjoy your journey. (shirt or no shirt)
Dumbledurr
Why yes, yes I am. I also forgot I was for a second.
undercovergiraffe
haha, had me confused as well :P
Dooood
Looks like he follows it by saying "Boom."
artscrub
he does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_L9XcdgY0
J0hnm13
When he's demonstrating how most people take off their shirt at the beginning, he does the girl arms cross thing and has no trouble. Thefuck
Dooood
Yeah, watched shortly after commenting. +1
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
Am I the only one who pulls up from the front, slides the right arm into the sleeve, and then use both arms to pull the shirt up over [1]
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
my head and then off the left arm? I am? Oh.... [2]
montgoss
Nope. That's how I do it too. Do you wear glasses? I suspect that's why I settled on this hybrid approach...
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
Nah, no glasses. I have no idea how I got used to doing it that way lol.
Kallethan
Then I realized that I do neither of these. I just pull in my arms and from there take it off.
badapparu
I tend to grab the collar, pull it over my head, and shrug out of it.
dopestdyl
the turtle method. I like it
polygone
Yes same here. It's also warmer doing it that way.
IAmYourGodNow
Thank GOD someone else does this, I thought I was some kind of freak!
ImJustaPickle
Same, that's how I've always done it. Shirts always fit too weird for me to be able to take it off like how these girls are demonstrating.
xmsbeanx
Thank goodness....this is exactly what I do...I started thinking I was weird lol
Derlino
HEATHEN!
Diax1324
I do that. I'm a guy with longish hair.
Sciamachy
I call it "turtling".
Kaysmira
I have to think in a lot of form-fitting girl's shirts, it would be really hard to pull your arms into the shirt first.
Jennybeanss
I do this cuz I feel like it doesn't stretch the shirt out as much. Pretty sure it's all the same tho haha
Iamahugefanofcamembert
I do that sometimes just to feel the thrill of knowing that if I were to trip forward nothing would stop my face breaking
artimies7
Me too! I pull my arms in and press up on the collar region.
bobbi21
Haha I do that sometimes too. Usually just when it's cold out though.
EllaWells
I do too. I am sad to discover this makes the process less cute and enticing. But it doesn't make the shirt turn inside out, so I win.
LiterallyYourMom
I do the same. I never stopped to think about it before.
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Bitch, you a turtle.
Lvaneede
Thats basically what I do. The two ways shown here seem harder to do.
LegoK9
I broke my collar bone on my left side, so I tend to use my right arm from habit.
naughtydismutase
YOU BROKE YOUR COLLAR BONE? I'm flinching
BenderBendingRodriguez
awww yeeah turtle style
Magnivore
Donate your body to science.
ianpaschal
I grab my collar with 2 hands, then just extend my arms upward, pulling the whole thing up and off. Then I throw it in the laundry corner.
Artefact
You better make a noise like a robot
Cakes1234
I do this if it is I have a shirt on underneath and don't want it to come along.
PricessFred
this is how I taught my 2 year old because it was all he can manage
chloramphenicolderivative
The girl method is sexy and all, but it leaves your shirt being flipped inside out.
noctevena
I pull one arm in and then flail a bit and throw it off me. o.O I'm graceful.
Iamahugefanofcamembert
true facts
Cakelesscake
thats sort of the unisex way of doing it
CosmoGatto
I do that too! Left then right, then over the head...
thebugattidriver
That's how I do it
tuxedobob
I am the 857th person to agree with you.
TryantLizardKing
Thank god, I thought I was alone!
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eedathinks
I've always done it like this. I don't get the cross-arms-thing. I'm a girl btw.
ImJustaPickle
Yeah I've never been able to do it. Am I intended to practice?
giggling
Yeah my arms get all tangled the cross arm way.
TheCosmicOwl
That's the exact way I do it. I get stuck doing it the "girl" way and the "boy" way
earthdayismybEARTHday
You know what that means, don't you?
Vaemethius
Same. It stretches the everlovinghell out of my shirts... but I'm okay with that coz baggy is better.
whatseventhepointt
It depends on the shirt. Most I pull off some I pull one arm in and pull off the shirt. In public, both arms else my fat might show
Kathumandu
Same here, and trying these two styles seem all weird to me
yoob
i do this the same. one arm, then up and over
gone2fishagain
I undo the buttons on the front of my shirt and take it off like a cape from around my neck.
ButtsMcGee86
You classy ass mother fucker, with your buttoned shirts, tobacco pipe, single malt scotch, and fancy parties.
ToastyMozart
Same here. Pull arms in, push collar up around head... do you wear glasses too, by chance?
Gwizzlestix
It's how children take their shirts off. You're a child hehe :)
AsAnAmerican
I did this alll my life until the girls locker room happened.. everyone did the sexy girl thing so I decided to teach myself.
BenScottDrWhoFan
I do that sometimes and pretend I am a turtle
bbbccf
I like turtles
cpinto127
Me too :D
ikamony
Turtle, turtle, tuuuuurtle, am I late for the tttuuuuurtle club?
undercovergiraffe
Hey me too! ALSO sometimes I put my penis between my legs and prete...well never mind.
MorphotheDragon
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
undercovergiraffe
#squirtle
iwantnudestoo
Continue...
foxat0mic
Me too. It made me feel like I'm just naturally unsexy and awkward.
Nize426
I do that too because the guy way will stretch the shirt, and the girl way will turn the shirt inside out, which I hate.
ilovepussycats
It's okay. So am I :(
oopesifuckedyourmom
If I take my shirt off awkwardly then...do I do the same with my pants?!? I thought only in movies do people undressed sexy
Equinox13
I sometimes grab either shoulder and just pull upwards...
ianpaschal
I grab my collar, but yeah. Just lift whole thing up and off.
Equinox13
Apparently, as a girl, I'm not supposed to do it that way. But wearing unisex geek shirts FTW.
ianpaschal
I suspect it also depends on your chest. I recall seeing a gif where without guiding the bottom hem with hands, it um... "snagged."
Equinox13
Never had problems with it even before I lost weight. That "snag" might have been either a rare occurrence or an attention grab.
sweatybeard
I take mine off Hulk Hogan style
Summersky
WHAT ARE YOU, RICH?!
TheJerrySmith
its so fucking frustrating that the gif ends before it fucking rips. fuck! I'm so fucking mad right now.
QuadrilateralEnix
gifs or it didn't happen
sweatybeard
Here ya go
sweatybeard
I have a lot of shirts.
sweatybeard
*had
cantfindmelol
this comment chain was all you and it was 100% epic
PaidForFrontPageAdsAlmostRuinedThisSite
Don't stop being beautiful.
jahavasaud
I have this humongous headache from sleep deprivation and chronic pain. Thank you for making me cry in laughter, oh god. I mean, OH YEAH.
HungryPumpkn
Thank you so much for being my spokesperson with a lot of upvotes.
Kallethan
Well, when the post started reaching 70 points, I knew somehow that this post would reach the frontpage. But this many upvotes? Big surprise
Kallethan
Oh, and you're welcome.
FancySweet
Yeah... Never did it either way... DO IT TMNT STYLE
KingSchmitty
What the hell are you?
Kallethan
I am not the hero Imgur needs, but the hero we deserve.
krallisawesome
I do something similar, but I pull in one arm and then basically take it off sideways.
ItsPronouncedGIF
YES
DrBarrelRoll
dang it. I pull one arm in, then use my elbow to lift the bottom of the shirt over my head, then it all just unspools onto your arm.
AAvacadoThaanks
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
krallisawesome
That's how I do it too! I thought I was the only one!
teamporkchop
Oh lord... My roommate. And i wash his laundry and spend an extra five minutes pulling the one sleeve out before folding!
poeticallybored
This.
azazyel
The sad this is I had to pretend to take my shirt off to see how I did it. And yeah, I take my arms out first.
PattyFlafla
I just did the exact same thing and then saw your comment. Upvote to you.
staplestapler
I tried to take my shirt off but I started to over-think things and now I've lost the ability to remove my clothes.
OnceUponaLittleWhovian
I have no idea how I do it and I can't test BECAUSE I'M WEARING A BUTTON DOWN. Will test out later and report back.
azazyel
Do you completely unbutton all your buttons to take off your button down? I just do the first couple and then pull it over my head.
TheGayPenguin
I used to do that, but I've since come to dislike it because button-down fabric doesn't stretch like t-shirts and it's uncomfortable.
OnceUponaLittleWhovian
I.. never even thought that was an option. I do completely unbutton them, yeah.
lildeidei
I unbutton all the way because I wear them to work and am too lazy to iron. But I do acknowledge the simpler method!