How I feel after waiting at the DMV on my lunch break just to pay fines...

Jun 1, 2017 11:29 PM

I prefer pies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

meanwhile in other parts of the world, payments of any kind can be made quickly and easily on teh internets 0.o

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You pay fines at the DMV? This I learned...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Today I learned

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What kind of sandwich though?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Anything with some meat between two buns.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The secretary of state lets you set a time online so you only wait a gew minutes instead of over an hour

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sasha Grey. I mean, damn.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Who's got that tweet..? something like "a porn star just told me she gets $10,000 for anal... I don't even get a warning"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont get fines.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 16

Isn't there supposed to be a troll thread here?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She got paid ... you paid out

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

unlikely unless your lunch break is longer than the regular 30 minutes, no way you'll be in an out in that time.

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My last ten times at the DMV have been in and out in under 5 minutes. Except when I had to renew my license. That was about 20.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now, now, you should be grateful that the state allows you the freedom to pay those fines.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like this post

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's cute. Any nudes?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

shes PORN STAR

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

You can pay the fine thru the city's website?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Jun 3, 2017 2:49 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You can mail it in cashiers check or money order

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Be a gentleman, make the sandwich for her and resume prior activities for another hour.

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

DMV employees need to be put on piece-part pay. That would solve the problem. They'd find reasons to APPROVE rather than REJECT everything

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Not so. I worked at one, and none of agreed with 90% of the shit we had to do. People think it's the workers fault, and get all crazy on 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

2/2 when really it's legislators and dumb fucks at the top that make the decisions. Most of them come from corporations, not from the ranks.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What's her name again? I'm the only person who doesn't know.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Sasha Grey. The legend

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat meat to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, please. Beat yourself to it, stop asking strangers for sexual favours.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rookie mistake, you don't go during lunch that's when everyone goes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can anyone tell me the title of where this is from?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wondering too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen her butthole

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell!!! I hope it's not Sausage Sandwich with extra Butt er

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, don't do stuff to get fines, mofo

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

What a concept, right?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Dude she was crazy. Her scenes, you jack off...come back to earth....and go jesus I gotta ger my life together.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

I could never get through a single video of hers... I need a little story line, and cute/stupid dialogue, not straight to anal gaping!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Okay but who is she?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sasha Gray

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sasha Grey

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well... She is a professional after all

8 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 3

if they make a new Dresden files show I'd like her to play Laura raith

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is she retired?

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Yup, now she studies Philosophy

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

She tried getting into acting. I think she still models some

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She'll never make money studying philosophy she's better off making money as a por... oh wait.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

She did some tv work for TechTV/G4 too

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure if you literally got fucked in the ass for an hour, you would not have this level of chill.

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Certainly wouldn't be sitting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My anus isn't as big as uranus.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure she just literally got fucked in the ass for an hour, so...

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Try it and let us all know. We'll wait.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't people who absolutely LOVE anal sex and do it a lot tend to be chipper after? I dunno, I've never liked it

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That's why she's the professional.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean I've been fucked in the ass for a while...I've never timed it, but I'm usually pretty happy and peckish afterward.

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v

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8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

long sessions make me really hungry also

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

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only one way to find out

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Need a volunteer?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, you're a brave one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends if it was concentual.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago (deleted Jun 2, 2017 7:58 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Consenchewal*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm guessing she hadn't eaten in a good 12-16 hours to prevent any accidents and prevent undesired flavors during ass to mouth.

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I fear for her pooping capability in later life.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Do you understand what a sphincter is?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You seem to know a lot about this

8 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 2

There was a documentary about the porn industry on netfix for awhile, guy who did gay and straight porn, he basically said this. Fasting

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

And douching you want a super clean anus so you don't get infections.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Thanks for that info, Bean!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I always watch the weird stuff on netflix.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, enemas. I have a hose that attaches to my shower. Deep clean and a couple immodium and I'm squeaky clean for 10-12 hours.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Work or personal life?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Strictly personal. I'm not conventionally attractive enough for porn, nor willing to travel across the country for amateur gay porn money.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lol gross

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

Eh, it's not ordinary for gay men, and not a big deal for me when I top. anytime I'm not sure I'm topping, I'll be fist-ready just in case.

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