Because some of you need these
Before...
Story of my life
Meanwhile at Walmart
Too damn high, I say!
I suppose that’s the bitch’s bumper
Wonder how many would think this is fake?
Cotton pickin’ Christmas tree
I’m assuming there’s a story that goes along with this
Not good when interstate traffic has an infinity edge
The Sauce
Apparently, I have failed as a father
This just sounds really interesting
Potty training
Redneck meter through the roof
Wives amirite?
'Murica
Unbreaking the ice
How am I supposed to live under these circumstances?
Because...acting
Don't say you weren't warned
I believe I can fly
This one dumbass out there holding up all the traffic
And the horse you rode in on
Not my job
Proud of myself
Biggest guilt trip ever
Just an eagle chillin on the side of the road
Gonna play just one round of BF1, then it's straight to work on that project due tomorrow
Starting a new vitamin regimen
Can I have a large heart attack please with a side of high blood pressure?
It was a long night
Because...man
Cup-o-herr
Get ready to play some weird games
That's what she said
Mildly satisfying...cold AF
Alternate spellings welcome
Horror or excitement?
This is a good boy
"CHiPs"
So, have you been anywhere nice?
Super mlem
All that's left of Kermit
You can't see me
Little late, but still gold
Yeah..if you could park in a space, that'd be great
Restaurant, strip club, or junkyard?
Grammar police, you're ok with this?
This is tight security.
Sorry for the glare
Any guesses on his real name?