JackZwiebel
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How it all began
I am from austria and did a roadtrip through australia this summer. Befor taking to long travel to the country down under i came across this post: http://imgur.com/gallery/3eRpB7H .
Nothing better than meeting locals, because they know all the cool stuff.
so i searched for my best pickup line and found this:
I asked her to meet up and she sayed yes.
First time meeting someone from imgur...and its at the other side of the world - not nervous at all. It took me a few beers to call her to arrange the meeting.
MRW meeting her
Expecting the worst (noone showing up, meeting a creepy guy, getting raped or all together) i was simply blown away when i first saw her in all her beauty
Getting to know each other
So she took me to some great bars and we basicly talked for hours, had a few drinks and i found out that she is not only beautiful but also intelligent and fun - what an amazing night.
everything has to end
unfortunly our roadtrip had to go on, we had flights to catch and so on. So it was time to say goodbye and get back to austria. But we stayed in contact (yay internetz!!).
But thats not all.
a few days ago i recieved a package from her. I was so excieted!
What did i get?
A lot of typical australian stuff - yes thats a kangaroo balls bottle opener. What else? A sweet letter and a painting of her done by her very talented sister. Even a aussi tshirt was incuded. Tea, rum and many other awesome stuff.
But wait there is more
Lots of sweets - i will get fat now, sorry.
More sweets?
More sweets!
and ebola, don't forget ebola
But who is this awesome person who did all these great things for me?
@pengwings thank you so much for everything. I hope we will meet again soon.
Imgur, give her all your love.
hesychasticextrovert
@pengwings is awesome. There imgur love has been given.
IronicJeremyIrons
Aw shit...I wish I could find a lady like that :(
Sneakyfish
I have a warm, fuzzy feeling in my chest, now. Not unlike a lovable koala burrowing his way to my heart.
FindMyLuckyHat
+1 for kangaroo testicle. .. Which I also have.
Clutchhole
Congrats on the sex
UpvotesForCalicos
I...I need somebody to send me a kangaroo nutsack bottle opener.
DinosaurArmyMajor
tim tams. awesome as they are, they aren't special unless someone gives them to you. congrats op.
tradderjohn
I miss "the natural dinosaurs" "don't eat the dinosaur daddy"
thesarahpowellexperience
Aww man, can I have that Curlywurly?
rainbowcoloredpoop
Curlywurlys are why I am fat. Well, all the other food as well, but curlywurlys make it worth it.
SlickerThanNick
homegrownhippie
"mom! Look at the gif the internet made me into!" /proudpapa
Dylankx
OP. Don't hold out. We know yall got a pic together.
hellett
kangaroo balls bottle opener? I want one!
UniversalBeing
God damnit why can't this happen to me, fuck you OP! Just kidding, you lucky fucker.
igotalittlewilly
TWININGS AUSTRALIAN AFTERNOON TEA!!!
leparazitus
And that kids is how I met your mother
schulte2003
So we'll all assume it was a great time down under?
Nahxela
Are we invited to the wedding
FrogPaste
We still coming.
GoronsRock
dude your references are out of control, everybody knows that
Nahxela
Hope there's an open bar
Lephant
FUCK YEAH BUNDABERG
SirSpot
FUCK YEAH!
jamandtoast
Austria to Australia? Aren't those the same place?
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Only if you're American
Braytac
no Austria is next to Germany, Australia is in the middle of no where where everything wants to kill you
BitchButcher
O'rly?
jamandtoast
That's the joke. ;)
v4vampire
@pengwings your sister is a talented drawer
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Her sister is a sentient furniture?
AnotherLowski
This is it. I'm going to bed. There can be no better comment today. Congratulations!
pengwings
I respect her life choices.
subtlecommunism
As @pengwings sister I can 100% confirm that I am sentient furniture http://imgur.com/kQqqrub.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
+1 for actually take time to draw that XD
Djchoragos
For the Americans, you can get Tim Tams at World Market (under the company name of Arnott's), just fyi.
acoconutladenswallow
you don't even know what this means to me
Djchoragos
I think you can order them online too!
Montablac
or you could charm an australian and/or kiwi to send you them
Djchoragos
Indeed. They do taste better that way, as others here have pointed out.
alticaarden
Yeah. Plus this way you get friends. Sort of
assassin180sx
Should have stayed. .. that's what i did and married an aussie chick, they ain't bad, plus they know how to kill all the nopes
Chellecution
I'm 100% sure this is why my husband wifed me in the first place.
assassin180sx
to kill all ze nopes?
keyqueen
They ain't bad? That's it??
assassin180sx
i don't want her head to get too big, may explode, taking me and the kids with it.
keyqueen
That would indeed be a tragedy. Keep the head exploding to a minimum.
tunacupcake
It's true.
mahkisupa
If she kills nopes, wife her again.
nation543
wife:re-wife
Churts
Some people don't like overstaying their visas, you see.
assassin180sx
what a buncha wussies... :p
jupiterandthemoons
I'm glad my now husband did. Immigration doesn't like it, but I do.
WhiskersTheWondercat
I, too, married an Aussie chick. Cool.
assassin180sx
an dennnn?
WhiskersTheWondercat
Now I live just outside of Sydney
assassin180sx
not too shabby, perth for me
Wervie
As a 22 year old who is 6'6 I wish girls liked me for being tall.
ALMIGHTYMARZIPAN
Hi!
Wervie
Hello,
Lildoc911
As a man, I wish girls liked me.
Wervie
I wish the same thing.
RerunAway
She hates you OP. No loving person gives someone Bundy.
stackysteakhouse
As a Queenslander I know that it's shit but still take slight offence
SirSpot
I'll take it! Bundy is my favourite drink.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
I bet she made him drink Fosters as well
pengwings
That's a whole new level of torture. I might be wicked, but I'm not Satan.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
That's good news
MrCoolGuy
I met a gal from Imgur once
FalconNL
and?
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Nothing a restraining order can't fix
MrCoolGuy
Well, do you have a few hours? Haha
stackysteakhouse
I do
thatsmynametoo
@MrCoolGuy We're waiting...
GoingFullPotato
@HeyFreckleFace this could be us but you playin'
HeyFreckleFace
GoingFullPotato
thank god i already told my mom about you
HeyFreckleFace
Does she approve? Because Mom's usually love me.
GoingFullPotato
She was pretty surprised because my family assumes I am asexual/impossible to love.
HeyFreckleFace
And now they know better.
homegrownhippie
Is it weird that I read this entire thread? And I stalked your instagram? BodybyGODDAMN. @HeyFreckleFace, you bang him, for me, who can't.
HeyFreckleFace
@GoingFullPotato
homegrownhippie
ily
GoingFullPotato
homegrownhippie
I feel like I've really been a part of something here.
ErinInStereo
˙ʞɔnp ʎʞɔnן noʎ
ErinInStereo
for who are curious: http://www.whatsmyip.org/upside-down-text-flipper/
HarryTuggernuts
Now they can read it in Australia, you're so thoughtful.
worldwarzero
i'm super curious as to the method of your magic sir
worldwarzero
and or madam
fastpacman
How you do dis???
bonjbop
¿ʎןʇɔɐxǝ ʇɐɥʍ op
boobisboobbackwards
just search google for upside down text. also, protip: use ctrl+alt+down arrow to read the upside down quicker
fastpacman
thanks man!
pengwings
˙ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ suǝddɐɥ ʇsnɾ ʇı
fastpacman
Wait, are my comments upside down to you as well?
dephyre
¿sǝʎ
fastpacman
So do i press the up or down arrow to upvote than
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TheAudienceAmsAFicklesMistressToki
This is perfect
WallCrawlerArt
You are a God among ants and don't let anyone tell any different.
derpwagon
go back. wife her.
SiIverSoul
Yeah, not all girls send you kangaroo's balls. Once in a lifetime opportunity :D
TamandCheese
I was hoping this was how the post would end
Snegurkin
I was like "Where is the fucking ring?!"
Rhase
Imgur................ life isn't a disney movie. Ya'll are like mothers craving grandkids.
SublimeSingularity
Nice reality check dude, such nicely shattered imagination inceptions...yea i'm all messed up now :'(
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
Imgur wedding, which means we are all invited. It will be the greatest meet up!
BANANAFLAKE
I'd go but if I leave this country I can't come back.
PitbullsPublicist
greatest event on google hangouts ever.
bfisch81
best or the worst. I feel like with us, there's very little gray area for these things.
anon2424
Better be open bar
wolfshades
Hey OP. Uh @JackZwiebel - @pengwings wrote this 4 weeks ago. Was she referring to you?
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Shoujo
This is frightening..
therealgiraffe
I'd bet all my fake internet points on it.
HeimlichManeuver
WE NEED ANSWERS
kirkfollower24
Thank you, we needed moar, you gave it
Allerix117
This keeps getting better and better!
lovemesometoasts
Commenting for updates~
homegrownhippie
Way to investigate!
therog
The amount of stalking going on at Imgur is amazing!
SquirrellyWhirly
The plot thickens!!
Celx
Ooooooh!
BANEBIGGUY
HA! THEY DID BANG!
Darkfoxblade
bow chicka bow wow
mvp84
Holy balls that's excellent sleuthing
wolfshades
mvp84
Well now that we know they banged, we're not gonna find one :/
JackZwiebel
@pengwings
morrvard
She gave you diseases? :o
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
She give him Ebola, with love.
Witchpig
Dude, as someone who sent a substantially smaller package like this overseas, that would have been well over $100 postage. She's a keeper!
ManofScience
there you go OP, gave them 10 upvotes just cause they're awesome.
aprendemos
Upvoted a shit ton of her stuff since she sounds like a cool person. woohoo
iwanttobebobdylan
Is this sweet or uncomfortable?
Bolle7
Commenting to see pengwings comment. Gönnt euch ein astra :)
pengwings
http://textintern.de/Bilder/Astra_CLP_ProstDuSack500.jpg
dudeface
I hope this turns out well!!! (:
Wearegrootsplaything
Wife her hard man!
ayoungerdumberronswanson
Where's a picture of her face? I wanna see her face and E-high five you!
Tothebadcommentsection
#cringe
RemusLupin
Dude, she likes LEGO models of Pokemon. She's a keeper.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
For not being an axe murderer +1
Tthelaundryman
they have almond m&m's there. Get those from her!
Yesnomaybeyes
As a German-Norwegian, HELLO FELLOW SOUTHERN GERMAN
Edversary
have you had a tim tam slam...
Edversary
Please tell me you have had a tim tam slam
MyxlPlyxl
I just love that username so much, reminds me of the way Britishname Complicated pronounces "penguin."
theyoungestoldman
I just think of Pingu.
toriegracie
I thought that too!
Chrono2055
I'm almost relevant
ZoranKnight
You swine! You didn't even upvote her comment in the first picture!
pengwings
Superkroot
So...how was the sex?
DeadlyMidnight
Up to the top with you.
Hexofin
Now kith.
peopleareidiots1
5'6 here, my last two guys were 6'7 and 6'8. High five!
Wearegrootsplaything
Husband him good!
pengwings
Since many people will be curious about what I actually look like: http://imgur.com/MgcaUjT
GuybrushThreepwoodAMightyPirate
Gina Rinehart?
BufordTBubbleButt
You are hut!
Kinkyboinick
That is choice..had me check the link because of the cute story...was not unimpressed
ReynTimeBaby
you guys banged right?! I mean who wouldn't wanna bang that?
thatsnotright
Haaaaaa.....your good.....I was curious...you got me..+1
notlisteningtoanyonewhodoesntbelieve
Apparently you have some serious super powers, too.
ian9outof10
Hehe well played
adamthemeche
I raughed
VANtasmagorical
You. Are. STUNNING.
Thoraxe123
she's a keeper
Leboose
honestly that is one of the single best replys on imgur I have ever seen +2 for you....THATS RIGHT +2 2nd account logged into just for you
theDogWhisper
hahahahahah, you... you are a funny one! you can take my upvotes
kivalo
MrChuckletrousers
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-12466-I-don-t-know-what-I-expected-g-gIlY.gif
MagneticLasso
McFrostey
I made n
McFrostey
I made the noise out loud
McFrostey
I made n
McFrostey
I made n
FinalBackwardsGlance
Damn. She has some creepy uploads in her profile.Like this:
But she looks cute.
lunchbox1911
What the fucking fuck?
IwantMyYogaPantsToSmellLikeISweatMoney
Wtf..........
AutoContrarian
Is that not the new Miami Football team mascot?
merveille2
That's their cheerleading squad, actually.
FinalBackwardsGlance
For the curious, this is her image gallery(which is public): http://pengwings.imgur.com/all/
jitspoe
Maybe I've become immune to weird stuff on the Internet, because I find this hilarious.
pengwings
Somebody has to keep usersub weird ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ArdentSlacker
I think that one's weird on porpoise.
merveille2
You win today, good sir or madam. Today.
merveille2
You win today, good sir or madam. Today.
Imprettybadatmakingusernames
Pshhh. That's not weird or creepy.
FinalBackwardsGlance
No? What about these:![]()
Imprettybadatmakingusernames
This is fine.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
One of the few images that I ACTUALLY have to ask....Is this NSFW??
cthoen
That's a difficult question to answer here.
GabrielFlood
Do you consider flesh-colored dolphin faces where boobs should be, that may be mistaken for boobs at a glance, to be not safe for work?
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Maybe?
EpicPublixCustomerServiceStaff
I wouldn't want my boss to see me looking at it at work...
samuraibshd
Ok I'll ask what everyone else is wondering...what does @pengwings looks like???
PurpleSlurple
http://imgur.com/c7US4bl
FinalBackwardsGlance
schmobius
Imgur scientists never cease to amaze me.
pengwings
3 years and 10 kilos ago...
FinalBackwardsGlance
10 kilos isn't that much, considering you wasn't really big to begin with.