Story time

Dec 7, 2014 11:36 AM

JackZwiebel

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How it all began

I am from austria and did a roadtrip through australia this summer. Befor taking to long travel to the country down under i came across this post: http://imgur.com/gallery/3eRpB7H .
Nothing better than meeting locals, because they know all the cool stuff.

so i searched for my best pickup line and found this:

I asked her to meet up and she sayed yes.

First time meeting someone from imgur...and its at the other side of the world - not nervous at all. It took me a few beers to call her to arrange the meeting.

MRW meeting her

Expecting the worst (noone showing up, meeting a creepy guy, getting raped or all together) i was simply blown away when i first saw her in all her beauty

Getting to know each other

So she took me to some great bars and we basicly talked for hours, had a few drinks and i found out that she is not only beautiful but also intelligent and fun - what an amazing night.

everything has to end

unfortunly our roadtrip had to go on, we had flights to catch and so on. So it was time to say goodbye and get back to austria. But we stayed in contact (yay internetz!!).

But thats not all.

a few days ago i recieved a package from her. I was so excieted!

What did i get?

A lot of typical australian stuff - yes thats a kangaroo balls bottle opener. What else? A sweet letter and a painting of her done by her very talented sister. Even a aussi tshirt was incuded. Tea, rum and many other awesome stuff.

But wait there is more

Lots of sweets - i will get fat now, sorry.

More sweets?

More sweets!

and ebola, don't forget ebola

But who is this awesome person who did all these great things for me?

@pengwings thank you so much for everything. I hope we will meet again soon.
Imgur, give her all your love.

@pengwings is awesome. There imgur love has been given.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aw shit...I wish I could find a lady like that :(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a warm, fuzzy feeling in my chest, now. Not unlike a lovable koala burrowing his way to my heart.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

+1 for kangaroo testicle. .. Which I also have.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the sex

11 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 4

I...I need somebody to send me a kangaroo nutsack bottle opener.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

tim tams. awesome as they are, they aren't special unless someone gives them to you. congrats op.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I miss "the natural dinosaurs" "don't eat the dinosaur daddy"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aww man, can I have that Curlywurly?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Curlywurlys are why I am fat. Well, all the other food as well, but curlywurlys make it worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"mom! Look at the gif the internet made me into!" /proudpapa

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP. Don't hold out. We know yall got a pic together.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

kangaroo balls bottle opener? I want one!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God damnit why can't this happen to me, fuck you OP! Just kidding, you lucky fucker.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TWININGS AUSTRALIAN AFTERNOON TEA!!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And that kids is how I met your mother

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

So we'll all assume it was a great time down under?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are we invited to the wedding

11 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

We still coming.

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

dude your references are out of control, everybody knows that

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hope there's an open bar

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

FUCK YEAH BUNDABERG

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FUCK YEAH!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Austria to Australia? Aren't those the same place?

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Only if you're American

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no Austria is next to Germany, Australia is in the middle of no where where everything wants to kill you

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

O'rly?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That's the joke. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

@pengwings your sister is a talented drawer

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Her sister is a sentient furniture?

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

This is it. I'm going to bed. There can be no better comment today. Congratulations!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I respect her life choices.

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

As @pengwings sister I can 100% confirm that I am sentient furniture http://imgur.com/kQqqrub.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

+1 for actually take time to draw that XD

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the Americans, you can get Tim Tams at World Market (under the company name of Arnott's), just fyi.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

you don't even know what this means to me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you can order them online too!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or you could charm an australian and/or kiwi to send you them

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Indeed. They do taste better that way, as others here have pointed out.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Plus this way you get friends. Sort of

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should have stayed. .. that's what i did and married an aussie chick, they ain't bad, plus they know how to kill all the nopes

11 years ago | Likes 418 Dislikes 3

I'm 100% sure this is why my husband wifed me in the first place.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

to kill all ze nopes?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They ain't bad? That's it??

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i don't want her head to get too big, may explode, taking me and the kids with it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would indeed be a tragedy. Keep the head exploding to a minimum.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If she kills nopes, wife her again.

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

wife:re-wife

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Some people don't like overstaying their visas, you see.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

what a buncha wussies... :p

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad my now husband did. Immigration doesn't like it, but I do.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I, too, married an Aussie chick. Cool.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

an dennnn?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I live just outside of Sydney

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not too shabby, perth for me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 22 year old who is 6'6 I wish girls liked me for being tall.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hi!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello,

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a man, I wish girls liked me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish the same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She hates you OP. No loving person gives someone Bundy.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a Queenslander I know that it's shit but still take slight offence

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take it! Bundy is my favourite drink.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet she made him drink Fosters as well

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a whole new level of torture. I might be wicked, but I'm not Satan.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's good news

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I met a gal from Imgur once

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nothing a restraining order can't fix

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, do you have a few hours? Haha

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@MrCoolGuy We're waiting...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@HeyFreckleFace this could be us but you playin'

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Name a time name a place.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

thank god i already told my mom about you

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Does she approve? Because Mom's usually love me.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She was pretty surprised because my family assumes I am asexual/impossible to love.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And now they know better.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that I read this entire thread? And I stalked your instagram? BodybyGODDAMN. @HeyFreckleFace, you bang him, for me, who can't.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@GoingFullPotato

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ily

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@homegrownhippie

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like I've really been a part of something here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

˙ʞɔnp ʎʞɔnן noʎ

11 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 1

Now they can read it in Australia, you're so thoughtful.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i'm super curious as to the method of your magic sir

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and or madam

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How you do dis???

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

¿ʎןʇɔɐxǝ ʇɐɥʍ op

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

just search google for upside down text. also, protip: use ctrl+alt+down arrow to read the upside down quicker

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thanks man!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

˙ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ suǝddɐɥ ʇsnɾ ʇı

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Wait, are my comments upside down to you as well?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

¿sǝʎ

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So do i press the up or down arrow to upvote than

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

This is perfect

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are a God among ants and don't let anyone tell any different.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

go back. wife her.

11 years ago | Likes 939 Dislikes 10

Yeah, not all girls send you kangaroo's balls. Once in a lifetime opportunity :D

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was hoping this was how the post would end

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I was like "Where is the fucking ring?!"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imgur................ life isn't a disney movie. Ya'll are like mothers craving grandkids.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Nice reality check dude, such nicely shattered imagination inceptions...yea i'm all messed up now :'(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imgur wedding, which means we are all invited. It will be the greatest meet up!

11 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 0

I'd go but if I leave this country I can't come back.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

greatest event on google hangouts ever.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

best or the worst. I feel like with us, there's very little gray area for these things.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Better be open bar

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey OP. Uh @JackZwiebel - @pengwings wrote this 4 weeks ago. Was she referring to you?

11 years ago | Likes 441 Dislikes 4

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11 years ago (deleted Feb 13, 2015 5:07 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

This is frightening..

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd bet all my fake internet points on it.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

WE NEED ANSWERS

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you, we needed moar, you gave it

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This keeps getting better and better!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Commenting for updates~

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Way to investigate!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The amount of stalking going on at Imgur is amazing!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The plot thickens!!

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Ooooooh!

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

HA! THEY DID BANG!

11 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 0

bow chicka bow wow

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Holy balls that's excellent sleuthing

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well now that we know they banged, we're not gonna find one :/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@pengwings

11 years ago | Likes 1694 Dislikes 13

She gave you diseases? :o

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 48

She give him Ebola, with love.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Dude, as someone who sent a substantially smaller package like this overseas, that would have been well over $100 postage. She's a keeper!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there you go OP, gave them 10 upvotes just cause they're awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

Upvoted a shit ton of her stuff since she sounds like a cool person. woohoo

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this sweet or uncomfortable?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commenting to see pengwings comment. Gönnt euch ein astra :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope this turns out well!!! (:

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wife her hard man!

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Where's a picture of her face? I wanna see her face and E-high five you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#cringe

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

Dude, she likes LEGO models of Pokemon. She's a keeper.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For not being an axe murderer +1

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

they have almond m&m's there. Get those from her!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a German-Norwegian, HELLO FELLOW SOUTHERN GERMAN

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

have you had a tim tam slam...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please tell me you have had a tim tam slam

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just love that username so much, reminds me of the way Britishname Complicated pronounces "penguin."

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

I just think of Pingu.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that too!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm almost relevant

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You swine! You didn't even upvote her comment in the first picture!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1096 Dislikes 1

So...how was the sex?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up to the top with you.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Now kith.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5'6 here, my last two guys were 6'7 and 6'8. High five!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Husband him good!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Since many people will be curious about what I actually look like: http://imgur.com/MgcaUjT

11 years ago | Likes 655 Dislikes 1

Gina Rinehart?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are hut!

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

That is choice..had me check the link because of the cute story...was not unimpressed

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you guys banged right?! I mean who wouldn't wanna bang that?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haaaaaa.....your good.....I was curious...you got me..+1

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently you have some serious super powers, too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehe well played

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I raughed

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You. Are. STUNNING.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

she's a keeper

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

honestly that is one of the single best replys on imgur I have ever seen +2 for you....THATS RIGHT +2 2nd account logged into just for you

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

hahahahahah, you... you are a funny one! you can take my upvotes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I made n

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made the noise out loud

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made n

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made n

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. She has some creepy uploads in her profile.Like this: But she looks cute.

11 years ago | Likes 255 Dislikes 2

What the fucking fuck?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf..........

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Is that not the new Miami Football team mascot?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's their cheerleading squad, actually.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the curious, this is her image gallery(which is public): http://pengwings.imgur.com/all/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe I've become immune to weird stuff on the Internet, because I find this hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Somebody has to keep usersub weird ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

11 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 0

I think that one's weird on porpoise.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You win today, good sir or madam. Today.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You win today, good sir or madam. Today.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pshhh. That's not weird or creepy.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No? What about these:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is fine.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the few images that I ACTUALLY have to ask....Is this NSFW??

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's a difficult question to answer here.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Do you consider flesh-colored dolphin faces where boobs should be, that may be mistaken for boobs at a glance, to be not safe for work?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't want my boss to see me looking at it at work...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok I'll ask what everyone else is wondering...what does @pengwings looks like???

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Imgur scientists never cease to amaze me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years and 10 kilos ago...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

10 kilos isn't that much, considering you wasn't really big to begin with.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0