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May 6, 2017 7:33 AM
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bowofnorth
Yoda isn't a Mexican stereotype?
transientgirl
Waiiiit I still wanna know how yoda's a mexican stereotype xd
aquamaniam
Revenge of the fifth
Dodgeball2d
Is it just me, or does it look like a crudely drawn penis when they color out the names and profile pic?
hihellobyeoh
Hahaha, burn bitch.
TwerkingPanda
Its realy dutch death momorial day
grid10ck
WAIT! They actually admitted they were wrong?! ITS HAPPENING, PEOPLE ARE CHANGING FOR THE BETTER
AllYourUsernamesAreBelongToUs
anitabieror6
for the curious; Cinco de mayo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Puebla
GlennTheWisp
"Cinco=4" made me lost it
taytay3
Don't understand why the US celebrates when it's not Are culture or are country I don't really care pointless holiday to me
cryogenian
This dicknose can't be serious, can he?
YouCallDW
September 16th is Mexico's Independence Day
AMIMI89
StTriniansHeadBoy
Everybody of a certain age should be able to count to 6 in Spanish: Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cinco, Seis.
RGR320
For what it's worth, The Fourth of May is Remembrance Day for the Dutch, it was the last day of World War 2 for The Netherlands.
RGR320
And you guessed it, the Fifth of May is Liberation Day.
filthbucketsfullofpuke
There is absolutely no way this is real.
MrTay
Either you call people a racist or live long enough to be called a racist
siler7
Yo, da liquor store outta Corona
SexCopFirePenis
This fucking assclown can vote. Cool.
Rexli78
September 20th is Mexican Independence Day. Cinco de Mayo is barely even celebrated in Mexico.
Grimvarr
In the Netherlands, the 4th of may is the day we remember the fallen. We honour their sacrifice and remind ourselves how lucky we are to not
Grimvarr
Know war. May 5th we celebrate our libration. Star Wars day is fine, it doesn't diminish anything. Just know what to remember when.
MexicanVader
My username is relevant
Lazzarwolf
Stupid racist bitch...
CentaurForDiseaseControl
No one fucking celebrates cinco de Mayo in mexico
Ninjainslippers
They do in Puebla where the battle was won, but not in any of the other states.
CentaurForDiseaseControl
True, but it isn't really celebrated on a national level.
profplume
Didn't happen
LoTRFanatic42
GrosslyIncandecent
The give away is that he actually saw his fault. No one ever backs down on the Internet.
youresorttorepostingcomments
Exactly
IsThisAPictureOfOtisRedding
"Kind of sounds like you're the racist one..."
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bluepopsicles
i dont wanna say
HereComesMrOysterhead
Dude sounds like a major chomper.
kailithnir
http://40.media.tumblr.com/bcbe8b4384f974306e8aab399ab3e9f8/tumblr_o4xsp3KXgF1s667kio4_1280.png
crh19425
Fluffhead
Markhusd
Meatstick
twoguns1994
I'll take things that didn't happen for 200.
samsonguy920
How is this so unbelievable? We have SJW's in the world doing the stupidest shit, congressmen voting on a health care act that they >
samsonguy920
> didn't even read but exclaiming it is the greatest thing for the nation, airlines treating passengers like criminals, >
samsonguy920
> and you find this unbelievable? Unimaginable, certainly. It is difficult to imagine that there really are people that stupid and >
samsonguy920
> narrow-minded, but with all that is happening these days, it is sadly believable.
IllegalDuckling
Everything good in the world is fake.
OliverClothesoff70
Not everything is, but this pretty much certainly is.
InboxMeYourBirds
Crap, I've been eating fake Cheesecake all my life then!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Then why are you still fat?! /joke
TubaBandito
If it's fake it's got no calories!
Adreye
El día de la independencia is the 15 of September. Cinco de Mayo doesn't mean jack shit in Mexico. Nobody celebrates it.
LiterallyYourMom
Plenty of Mexican-Americans do, but it's mostly become another "white people have an excuse to drink for faux culture" day.
mondanmondan
Americans celebrate it and that's all that matters
Ninjainslippers
It's the 16th, and the folks in Puebla celebrate 5 de Mayo in extravagant fashion. Other states don't at all though, so yes.
FAECI
La verdad, el cinco de mayo en lugar de celebrar el cinco de mayo mejor seguí con star wars :v
LlornDeIcamole
No te culpo!!!
Nicarem
I can tell you must not be from Puebla then
mrmartini
* except in Puebla where the battle happened
LlornDeIcamole
Some at "el peñon de los baños" i see that yesterday in the news!!!
YouCallDW
*September 16th
Lowlsqwid
Well shit I was born the day Mexico followed in the example of its fucked up neighbor
billburrwalderama
Well, "El Grito" was before dawn on the 16th so it's fair to start celebrating on the 15th
Adreye
Shit.
Fosforo
in your favor, the celebration goes from the night of 15 to the dawn of 16
Adreye
Yeah @YoucallDW ! In my favor, this! So HA
mrmartini
It's a 2 day thing. Mexico knows how to celebrate.
whatkindofdrugsarewetesting
So what is cinco de mayo then?
idontenglishsorry
Isn't 5 de mayo the day a lot of mayonnaise that was headed to mexico drown in the ocean?
ZimDaFox
Please tell me this is a joke?
idontenglishsorry
It was a meme a few years ago but maybe it wasnt well known
NobodyTellHim
It's the day a bunch of Mexicans used a stampede of cows to defeat an invading army.
Tobeeornottobee
The Battle of Puebla. We were being invaded by the French, but Puebla (a city) fought off the invaders. It was a battle in the Pastry War.
mondanmondan
Hon hon hon le "pastry war"
RealFuckinNito
Dude after the "Banana Wars" I think a war over pastries isn't even that far fetched.
RealFuckinNito
(No, seriously, check it on google and laugh your ass off. The US-motherfucking-A, literally waged war over god damn bananas.)
EpitomeofMediocre
It's a minor victory in a war that was mostly just embarrassing for the French
EpitomeofMediocre
And an excuse for Americans to drink
Cabronmalisimo
They won that war, weird shit happened latter though and they had to leave, but they won...
EpitomeofMediocre
Wut? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_intervention_in_Mexico
KeatonJazz
And many US citizens know this too. But it is a nice way to celebrate Mexican culture and its importance in the US.
Mairoa
All the taco trucks in my town were closed on Friday. It was hilarious to see that "lol no gringos"
GentlemanWendigo
Honestly, I think most people just use it as another 'holiday' to go out with friends & get drunk & order Taco Bell in racist accents.
AdvonKoulthar
National Make Fun of Mexicans day is where the real party's at anyhow
ohnosky
So, what does the US do on that day? Holiday vacation, drinking and eating mexican food? (I don't live in the US, just being curious)
machetebetty
Drinking & eating mexican food. Most folks know it isn't independence day, & are quite respectful about it. There's always douches tho.
Adreye
It's not really celebrating Mexican culture if nobody understands it's significance though...
Negnarholf
Eh. I just use it as an excuse to drink and wear funny hats. I could honestly care less about the significance of the holiday.
mrmartini
Since you could care less rather than couldn't, let me tell you: see Mexico owed France money ... Lol
Negnarholf
Behold! Less care!
Highfarm
Isn't that also the way St. Patricks day works? Noone cares about the history behind it, its just an excuse to get drunk
derwulf
It's a somber, religious holiday in Ireland... Everyone else (not just the US) treats it as an excuse to get drunk.
CosmicMetal
it isnt even Mexican independence day either lol
ledious
Remember when the world used to have real issues? Oh wait it still does but SJWs just keep forgetting...
MagicBleach
We're all just procrastinating some more
N1c380085
It's literally a celebration of the battle of Pueblo, Mexico. That was commercialized in am to sell booze under the pretense of culture
imadethisaccounttoupvotethings
it celebrates a victory Battle of Puebla vs les Français!
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
Read a book lol
fetyetbet
The Cinco de mayo is Mexico winning a fight
ExplainThisJoke
https://media.giphy.com/media/12BczUgnvatw3K/giphy.gif then what is it even?!?
ThunderousGalaxy
They pushed out some frenchies or something
SprungLake
It's the day of the only battle that the Mexicans won of the war that they lost
SigynRose
It's mostly a big holiday in Texas only because the guy who lead the battle was born in Texas
eltuna
Didn´t know that. Just look in to it. Thanks
SigynRose
6th generation houstonian right here :) I like my Texas history. Except for the slavery and killing natives parts
Werewolfoflondon
Yep, it's really September 16!
VincalisTheAgitator
So another day to drink and run around in sombrero!!?
karimonsterbitches
The beauty of being a Texan is celebrating all three days ;)
mrmartini
16th and 15th if they're doing it right.
ps283206
Great time to defeat a french expedition though
PortalClusters
Saved our butts too. It's a bigger deal in the US than in mexico
AnImmeasurablePrick
How so? I am a confused European
chicmagnetwampa1
The Franco-Mexican war started when Mexico defaulted on interest payments to European creditors in Britain, Spain, & France. 1/?
chicmagnetwampa1
France used this as an excuse to invade and vassalize Mexico. France landed in Veracruz and marched on Puebla but encountered a well 2/?
Shistosomiasis
I'm not mexican, but as someone from SoCal it was a lowkey Mexico culture appreciation day, or for me, "taco authentico" day
mattchops
Thank you! That shits in September.
MemesNDreams16
°September 16th°
mrmartini
And/or 15th, because they do it right.
Momomo08
The 15th is Central America's independence day!
Waffles4u
TDIL: I share a birthday with Mexico
ariella1992
So does my son and he's half Mexican his b day is 9 /16/11
CosmicMetal
mattchops
Holy shit! That's a 1080 GIF!
DiabloD3
CosmicMetal
vitaminalgas
No Mexican celebrates the 5th of May... None
LlornDeIcamole
Some at "el peñon de los baños" aparently!!!
Quarantine000
Actually, a small town in Mexico does. It started as a local holiday, then an American company heard the storyand shared it in a commercial.
ShakeDogResurrected
Weird because they all skipped work a few years ago on May 5th.
SigynRose
What about the people in the town where the battle was won?
TheyHunger
It was frankly more important to the US, given what might have happened had France won
watchingdeliverance
Someone should tell all the mexicans at the Cinco de Mayo festival that I went to yesterday
PrincessPeach90
They know, it's just a time to drink and have fun with other people who don't know what the day is even actually about.
septillion
Irish people in the US celebrate SPD, people living in Ireland don't. It's the same concept.
ThaFoeHammer
I have a Mexican friend that does....
TitsMcGregor
A chicano friend? Or a friend who actually lives in Mexico? From what I understand, it's mostly a Chicano holiday.
thestorkasaurus
They do in Puebla. You know, where the battle happened?
rshini
Well mexicans that live in the city of that battle does because they beat Napoleon that annoyed Europe -not to be confused with Napoleon 1/2
rshini
who conquered Europe
Mk1986
A lot of Mexicans who live in America do. Several restaurants near me close on 5-5 to allow their staffs to celebrate.
PrincessPeach90
They do that for Americans so they can bank money on their ignorance.
septillion
how does closing the restaurant get you more money?
PrincessPeach90
Wow, I literally did not read your comment all the way before commenting.....awkward...for me....soooooo......Asuh dude?
billburrwalderama
And only Mexican-Americans get offended by you guys wearing sombreros. Seriously, why would that be offensive?
Jufasa
My only thing is the people that want to build a wall celebrate Cinco de mayo like they love the culture. Its hypocritical
Cabronmalisimo
Students, burocrats and all the people who have the day off...
SilverWingsofMorning
it's an american excuse to eat tacos and margaritas
ratfaceddog
I ate so many margaritas yesterday.
lordofthedice
Why do we need an excuse for that?
SilverWingsofMorning
yes, but may 5 means it's organized. unlike monday night random happenstance
Bigfootshairycock
Would you say... No Juan?
Meatstallion
Fuck you for being good
vitaminalgas
Si guey!!!
AtoleDrinker
As a Mexican YES
OSCgal
Yet the Latino neighborhoods in my (US) hometown certainly do. There's a parade & everything.
Thetas
I live in California and all the Latinos party hard on May 5th. I was confused by that comment, too.
MikeyDoesThings
Srsly. Im a California Mexican and I see this shit all the time what the hell is this guy talking about?
OSCgal
I think it's like St Patrick's Day, which Ireland barely notices.
septillion
I'm guessing they mean people living in Mexico don't celebrate it, but people in the US do.
MikeyDoesThings
That makes more sense. More than "none" anyway
MiniHakkero
may 5th is the weirdest thing to me as a mexican that moved to the US. I didn't know it was a thing before coming here
dangerkitty
In the US it's been generalized as a celebration of Mexican culture.
gbombuh
Apparently it's still celebrated in the Mexican city of Puebla, as that was the site of the victory over the French that started Cinco
Danickel0902
It's because for the US it's a celebration of not having the French right on our border back then.
qwermmm
No it's an excuse to drink using another cultures holiday to escape the shit that America has become. Same for st Patrick's day
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
Damn chill dude. I just like excuses to celebrate. Celebrating is fun (w/ or w/o alcohol). Is that a bad thing?
Burke616
It's "Flimsy Excuse to Over-Drink Day: Latin Edition," similar to March's "Flimsy Excuse to Over-Drink Day: Gaelic Edition"
mulligylan
I wish we celebrated Bastille Day
Freeflare
It's not really worth celebrating. The french revolution was kind of a cluster.
Burke616
"Flimsy Excuse to Over-Drink Day: Beheadings Edition" is a go. Just convince your friends and booze it up. Maybe start a parade. Lead them!
mulligylan
Maximilion Robspeirre shot! Take a shot and shoot yourself in the jaw
GeorgieLeech
America isn't allowed after that whole freedom fry debacle.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I remember that time, I just don't remember anyone talking about it, other than just to make fun of Freedom Fries.
mulligylan
Damn. Does Portugal have a holiday we can prostitute for alcoholism?
KommissarLyus
Honestly.. it's just another excuse to get drunk.
mrmartini
Mexico owed France money. France was going to take Puebla. France was going to work from Mexico with the Confederates to defeat the North 1
mrmartini
2 this was 1862, BTW. Napoleon III was behind it. He was a dick.
ImJustASalad
Here in the states every holiday is a drinking day. Easter, Christmas, I even use other religious holidays as an excuse to drink.
KommissarLyus
I think you mean every day is an excuse to drink. Except Thanksgiving. That's when you're too stuffed to drink.
ImJustASalad