MRW I spot my amigo Jorge and try to get his attention but hold the first syllable too long.
8
1
541
Grow a pair... of anything.
-4
0
1072
D*ump
11
0
70
Your what?
12
21
3850
cactus
8
5
573
Searching LNI for the first time.
9
6
2134
Pika Pii
12
4
612
When I shoot a longtime family friend.
15
12
8741
"Won't scan? Must be free today!"
26
33
346
MRW I remember I don't know how to play craps.
2
2
7171
Feminine Pizza Bag.
-3
4
6348
"ILLUSION
8
1
596
When my upstairs neighbor asks for a mousetrap.
23
8
1366
When they come for me.
22
5
14101
Happy Pizza day.
1
0
3233
OOOP OOOP
16
3
665
When I find my favorite mug hiding behind the colander.
30
8
107717
mY DAD SAID i CAN SELL THE POOP TUBE.
128
3
191991
Standing broom likes to stand.
-4
3
418
Honey do for me!
-6
0
274
GIGGLE GIGGLE POINT POINT
2
2
352
When someone talks about Recess.
17
4
6060
MRW I win the presidential election.
7
3
2
Browsing FP on July 29th.
20
0
636
When you are dootin' in the doot room.
-2
1
984
What is relevant about July 29th?
6
0
931
Don't want to be called a rapist?
19
8
830
PokemonGo-luteusMaximus
4
5
1739
No.
4
0
182
Have a Valentines day.
-1
3
933
When you fixed the internet.
35
6
1271
*SAXING INTENSIFIES*
22
2
215
It's not a bowl...
2
3
8994
MRW someone compliments my PokemonGo calves.
29
3
11