The real laugh is always in the comments.

Jun 12, 2020 10:25 PM

Th3LordCamandah

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Most Updoot edit: let me see if this works... send the best “bouncing” gifs you got...

One makes you feel a connection to nature and the universe, the other lets god stare into your soul and make comments

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Not a perfect analogy, but... never mind, that’s good.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Angrily glares in Christian Facebook mom*

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pounds, Shillings and Pence

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are both classified as hallucinagins. And anyone who thinks otherwise never had an overly potent cookie

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So the difference between GTA and Far Cry 2?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good thing the reply was highlighted or I would have missed it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weed is like your brain and body swimming in warm molasses, LSD is like seeing the cosmos and it's the most beautiful thing ever.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If dropping acid is like going to Somalia, drop my fat white ass off in Somalia because LSD is one of the great reasons worth living.

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

Heard.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Apt.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Grand theft Somalia coming soon to PS5

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ellis D.’s famous No hitter on LSD today.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Acidsactually not that intense if you are in nature and have plenty of tea and water and blankets and maybe a cool squishy ball to play wit

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no comparison to be made.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

**insert why not both girl**

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

The thing about Somalia is that non of the so called libertarians decide to move there, very strange to avoid their mecha like that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Depends on dose-100 mg of edible makes me pretty damn uncomfortable while I can take a 1/10 hit micro dose of lsd and feel mentally sharp.1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/ no doubt lsd is generally a lot more intense when you even out the doses. I would try a 1/4 hit in a comfortable setting.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100mg of thc is a a very large dose. I usually enjoy 30ish

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For sure. 30 is my max, but it took me a few mistakes to figure that out. 100mg of edible is more intense that 1 hit of acid for me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I doubt they're similar at all

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck I just saw this on reddit .. on the thread about that guy who did LSD on the Pittsburgh pirates an got a no hitter .. i need help

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your liver metabolizes delta-9-THC into 11-hydroxy-THC which can cause hallucinations. But not as intense as when you're on LSD or DMT.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was just pondering that!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I’m the only person on the planet that weed is actually a psychedelic for because I’ve genuinely hallucinated off of it before.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought edibles would be like smoking weed. It was more like acid lite for me

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fellow enlightened one.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On one occasion, I saw the entire world in claymation, while on another I was convinced that me and my friends were toys. Would do again.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Incidentally that’s their slogan: Somalia: The LSD of countries

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Ever been to Mexico? Even Dahlí said it was a surreal place. It definitely is.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah but they use a lot of slogans to attract tourists... like "Only 125 unsolved reported disappearences this year!"

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I got a good chuckle from this, thanks

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well sign me up!

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5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

John Oliver, is that you?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too read this comment in his voice. Just seems a very John Oliver thing to say.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The north ain't that bad

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Remember, if you think you can fly, start from the ground.” And other things that saved my life.

5 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 0

"I believe I can fly" was an an attempt to kill LSD users.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Say it with me: Fire is hot, You can’t fly and cars are real - have a great trip!

5 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

I’m supposed to be trying lsd or shrooms for the first time in a few weeks. I’m kinda nervous about what I’ll say or do though.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just don't get peer pressured into taking a large dose the first time! My favourite acid trips are a quarter hit somewhere with nature.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also if you start to feel spirally, get up and walk to a new area. Changing scenery can reset your headspace. Safe hikes in nature are best

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ALSO this might just be me, but clean your floors thoroughly if you're staying indoors. I always end up laying on the floor somehow.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that’s the plan. They are all good friends. Plus I’m going to be like, guys if I have a bad trip you’ll have a bad trip. Cuz babysit

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just don't lie to demon with your mother's face and your dad's penis and everything will okay.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...... fuck. That’s legit the first thing I planned to do.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you start to freak out, just go in the bathroom and look yourself in the eyes in the mirror and tell yourself "you're still you. You are

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

fine". It's been about almost 20 years since I did acid or mushrooms but I remember that advice from someone was very helpful.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my experience looking in the mirror is the worst thing you could do

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never got loss of ego or visual hallucinations from THC

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That I have had. But it's been after ingesting large quantities over several days. 10/10 recommend

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

like making weed brownies, and getting the munchies, and eating all the brownies. definitely started encroaching on trip territory.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you had kept at it you may have done the visuals/ego death.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ive gotten there plenty of other ways, im sure if you could manage to stay awake it would work.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loss of ego? More like loss of Eggo, am I right? Leggo my Eggo!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Knew a guy that was a real pot geek. He grew hydrophonic. He got hold of some strain with the highest amount of THC there is. Now, I'm 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a pretty experienced smoker. But that pot gave me a feeling close to acid. I could not function, and closing my eyes gave me strong /2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

visuals. Too bad it also gave me a bit of anxiety.

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It's the anxiety that I can't deal with for sure. Fuck all that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst high I ever had was off half a pot brownie, hiding in a van thinking I was going to die. I would take lsd over edibles any day.

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This happened to me once. Minus the van. I was on my best friend's sofa and all the laughing coming from the other room was nightmarish.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not sure if this will help but certain medications can make you have a bad trip when you eat edibles or smoke.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This person speaks true.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Seriously, took 90mg of edibles and was so high I couldn't move or think, woke up the next day still high as fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst part was I was hanging with this girl who I was crushing on and she didn't have any, I was trying so hard to act normal lol.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can definitely bad trip on edibles, but a real LSD bad trip is way different.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had a pretty poor near end trip experience honestly. Never again not a fan of super long highs. Couple hours is enough for me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man I was dating turning into a toothless homeless man with peeling skin. That was the end of our relationship.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did he ever turn back?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait... permanently?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was himself the next day, but I couldn't see him any other way moving forward (I was 15 and had been tripping for three days in a row).

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That was my last trip.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I only do the most expensive of drugs...insulin.

5 years ago | Likes 786 Dislikes 3

I make my own.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Awww, you're so sweet. Or not.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sister takes an arthritis drug. 32,000 dollars a vial.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*laughs in multiple sclerosis*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't get me started on another, sometimes, lifelong and equally expensive drug.... LOVE

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plebeian, try having a cancer in America.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Humira for me.. ~$600/week. But I’m in Canada so it’s not an issue!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Epinephrine (EpiPen)- $300.00 per dose.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oof

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Howdy, fellow diabetic.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

May your supply never run dry!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Junkie. Your body doesnt even know how to function without drugs.

5 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

I say he should quit cold turkey! My uncle could do it with cigarettes and I frankly can't see the difference!

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Me too. T1Ds unite!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Have you tried going to rehab for that? It's a terrible habit, even if it feels like you're gonna die, just try to power through it friend.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I've been told I should just stop cold turkey but I can't bring myself to do so. Shameful that I'm so addicted, I know.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, my favorite sedative.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only had it at the dentist. I tried to get the nurse home to play Zelda with her. Also I somehow hit on him too. My husbands proudest moment

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I’m pretty sure that’s not insulin...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no, they were talking about ketamine. It’s a sedative, well, that’s how it was used for me. Can be used as a drug, I hear they test it

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For depression now and had good results with it. Didn’t know people use it as a recreational drug too.

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Not a Canadian I see. Insulin is 30 bucks a vial here.

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Not British I see. Insulin is free here. NHS!

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I really want your guys gov to succeed the tests with the beta cell pills ya'll gov funded research for, super progressive

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here in The Netherlands we don’t pay the dealer as our healthcare takes care of us. My T1D-wife gets her stuff for free!

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Way to rub it in our faces lol

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Insulin is free for ALL diabetics in Europe... You just need BASIC insurance...

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It's cheap enough that we totally could!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah I know - poor Canadians. That’s honestly expensive compared to here in scandi. We literally could rub your face in it... all the best

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$5.60 in Australia if you have a concession card. $0 if you go over an annual safety net.

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Some places in the middle east you can get a vial of ketamine for like 10 bucks at the gas station.

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What to do with it, though... chances are you won't be slipping it into someone's drink at the bar!

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Chances are pretty good I won't be doing that anywhere but that's a personal choice

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Yes sure, but we can't expect USA to have the same level of healthcare services. Be fair to them.

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Not literally any other civilized countries citizen. USA is a disgrace as far as treating its citizens well and fair. I feel like the

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national motto should be “just hurry up and die already.”

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If you're doing your first trip, start slowly. Only take a quarter of a tab and you will experience child like wonder. See beauty in 1/?

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Everything. You won't have overwhelming visuals but your imagination has free roam. Do it in a safe space with friends you can be completely

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Yourself with. If you like it you can take a half one next time you're doing it and slowly build. It's a powerful drug that can make you 3/?

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Make sure to take a couple days off in between though.

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Travel in dementions and where you can explore yourself. Start slow and you won't be overwhelmed.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well said.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is solid advice. My first and only trip (so far) I took a dubious, dosed Altoid. Friend later said it was probably 300-500ug~ 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Afterwards I was glad I did it, but it was a rough ride on the way up. I was fortunate to have had good, close friends there.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nailed it! +1

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The first time I made pot brownies I fell asleep before they kicked in... I woke up tripping face.

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No pot experience is remotely comparable to LSD. Apples & oranges isn't even close. It's more like apples & the northern lights.

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I’m pretty well versed in both; edibles only recently. Take enough and you trip. A nice pleasant trip; not that bad trip from high school.

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"Nailed it" is a slur and I don't like it.

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+1 for username

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Agreed. +1 +1

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yep, had a girl do acid with us once, said she was familiar with drugs. Turns out she had smoked pot once. Spent the whole night crying and/

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tapping her feet. Seemed fine the next day, though.

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Lame! The crying part. My least favorite people to get drunk with. Cryers. Also, how can you cry on acid anyway???

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Can confirm. Name relevant for once.

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I’m about to try lsd tmrw... hoping for the best outcome O.o

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It’s definitely a fun one :) lmk if you have any questions or anything about it!

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Just make sure nothing is looming over your head beforehand. It will magnify even the slightest feelings you didn’t know you had.

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It's not for everyone. Some enjoy it, for me it's disturbing the thought process too much for it to be enjoyable. Feels really heavy.

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I'm a visual thinker, so I don't really do that self narrative. I think it affects just the part in my brain that's responsible of it, so

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it's just not my cup of tea. E is great though.

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Like imagine if all your thinking is purely visual and you take acid, how would you think? It's just messing up your thought patterns.

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I dunno how this will be taken, but pot is near-beer, while LSD is tequila. Can confirm

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Prefer LSA myself.

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Untreated Morning Glory seeds?

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That or Hawaiin woodrose. Good fun.

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Nah, totally different. pot is like beer, and LSD is like pot.

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Wow I just dont think is a far enough stretch between examples. I say lsd is more like drinking a gallon of yellow mustard.

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Alcohol is alcohol. If weed is like near-beer, then a lot of weed is like tequila.

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I'd say flower is beer and concentrate is spirits, can't really compare lsd and pot

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LSD is the worm in mezcal...trust me lol

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No! Not at all.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The worm is BS for gringos.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Don't judge my people, bro.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absinthe, moonshine, everclear. Tequila...psh

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I dunno. I've tripped my balls off several times. It's hard to describe the experience in terms people will understand

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Like having my years stripped away until I could feel the joy and innocence of childhood. Everything felt new.. plus some visual fuckery

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When people talk like these guys I question if they've actually tripped.

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I have not. Just saying that tequila would barely match kb in this twisted comp. Therefore something like everclear or absinthe come to mind

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did my best to liken it. But honestly, there's no way to describe it. I think it's very personalized

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolutely agree. I personally think trying to liken it to other substances sets up the wrong expectation, which leads to bad first times.

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For me, edibles are a stomach ache and a bad drunk. Acid is performing oral sex on the best dream you ever had.

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I will second this

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Why are you preforming oral sex on the dream? I feel like you could aim higher in your fantasy.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Obviously you're not a golfer.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Crazy enough, some people actually get significant pleasure from giving pleasure (not just receiving it)

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Depends on the trip. I’ve only had fun. One time my ex saw some stuff from his past he‘d been repressing and couldn’t make them go away ...

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Ah intrusive thoughts and hallucinations. Not good times. Not good times at all.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

had to council many a kid in this situation- some went permanently- be safe!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I learned my lesson on LSD; it doesn't vibe well with my flavor of anxiety at all. Shrooms are good though. But mostly I just stick to weed.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well he sounds like a barrel of laughs.

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I'll bet every one of these downvotes are because they're trying to score brownie points thinking the original commentor is female.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 21

I've just upvoted both as official reparations.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Interesting thought process. Personally, I'd be surprised if even one of them was for that reason.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No it's because your original comment was fucking retarded.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You know upvotes are anonymous?

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