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What to play, what to play, what to play ....
Apr 21, 2016 9:07 AM
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TangoTeaTime
"Do you plan on playing for the next week straight -> No -> Diablo II". Pff casual!
PhilmacFLy
The same I wanted to say. I remember times I got home from school ate something played Diablo had dinner played Diablo went to bed repeat.
rophiandis
My freshman year of undergrad, my roommate went days playing until he fell asleep in his chair, then immediately resuming upon waking up
Porecomesis
Wait a minute, Okami's main protagonist is female...
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Porecomesis
I dunno.
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Porecomesis
I guess a lot of people here don't play Okami, which is a shame.
YesmynameisGreg
But... but... but... you level up your character in Deus Ex, Skyrim, and Mass Effect!!! Why are they under "no".
WiserDucksLivesLonger
This is what bugged me the most. I was confused when I picked "yes" on the level up and didn't get to any of those games. Strange flowchart.
TheGuywithTehHat
"Mobile or Console?"
RonnieKielbasa
Accurate description of Resident Evil. Collect guns, afraid to use ammo.
KoalaUprising
Like me in Half Life, sort of.
Attacker732
Does that mean Doom is the antithesis of RE? You desperately collect anything and everything, just to fire EVERYTHING in the first fight.
Malloth
Marathon is like that too if you play on a difficulty above normal.
hrondleman
True for Dead Space 1 & 2 as well.
MrTbags167
My favourite question is the "do you want to tear your opponents spine out" for mortal kombat.
Komrad822
Im wondering op, why no dankscape? We've all been there, dealing with that fucking highway man south of Falador...
VeinyPorcupine
Yeah but the worst example. They douse you in ammo in RE4 compared to 0-3.
RonnieKielbasa
Compared to other RE titles you get more. Depends on the difficulty too.
JuneOokami
Depending on how trigger happy you get, things get interesting half-way through. Idk, it's one of my favorites, I just love it too much.
KronaSamu
How are they 0 RTS games? Dafuq is with this?
MariamKrienke77
Speaking of posting anger in the comments I'm gonna fucking rant right now
partyfouldoctorite
I ended at Portal 2 (wonderful game). But it should have been Witcher 3!
Daffodildoe
I got Assasins Creed wich is a game I have been meaning to try
cbjfan
Assassin's Creed 1 is good, 2 is amazing, Brotherhood and Revelations are alright
myProfLooksLikeMatthewMcConaughey
As a fan of the Witcher series, I'm thinking it would fit best in the Fallout slot. There aren't really many puzzles.
Cere4l
Portal 2 + friend + 2 portions of shrooms, hilarious times
partyfouldoctorite
That sounds awesome
Cere4l
just dont expect anything to actually succeed :p
WelcomeToTheWasteland
Do you want to level your character? No? Ok skyrim it is? What the fuck guys
SarmanShah
Where is starcraft? Where the fuck is starcraft?
2xlepergnome4lyfe
Look, the kind of person that plays starcraft doesn't need to take lessons from a fucking infograph
SergeOrge
no rts at all as far as ive seen, a bloody disgrace... the swarm will not be happy about this
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
No Starcraft, no XCOM, no Civ, no Total War. It's basically missing all of my favorite games
TheWayofTheFutureTheWayofTheFutureTheWayofTheFuture
My thoughts exactly. And all the games on this list are pretty outdated. ANGER!
DavidPemberton
So like Starcraft then?
MotherAskani
StarCraft 2 LotV
TheFakeFaker
Considering how old this chart is, Starcraft probably wasn't even released yet... *yes i know its a joke
TheGrimEnt
Are you a filthy casual? ---> No ---> Dark Souls.
BKamakaze
Do you want the hardest game ever? > No > Super Monkey Ball - LISTEN HERE FUCKSTICK. YOUVE CLEARLY NEVER FUCKING PLAYED MONKEY BALL. FUCK.
Herodanger
exactly what i got on my first examination of this and you feel the exact same way i do about it
Aedrabani
I was looking for a 'Do you want the most tedious, strange, and batshit insane Medieval simulator ever? -> Yes -> Crusader Kings II
Superlegoman36
*That one 300 year old count that will not die laughs in the distance*
CitySnail
This made my day.
WhateverIFeelLike666
That game was my childhood and absolute bullshit. I know without doubt that it'd be no easier now that I'm an adult
rushingnothing
Oh my god yes! One word level: Cylinders!
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Jesus what happened there. That game was hard af when I was little
robdrimmie
I logged in to upvote this comment. Easy enough early stages, deep control mechanics very quickly.
eff2b
Do you hate yourself? Dark Souls.
YZeason
Starcraft ? Total war series ? Civ 5 ? Not so perfect after all.
windragon
no myst for puzzle games either
ProgeriaProstitutes
I don't see any strategy games at all
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
No love for Age of Empires?
Abekrampe
Wololo
tamalero
bioshock series are missing too.
RaZorwiresc2
No, Bioshock is definitely in there, about halfway down.
tamalero
wow im blind, I finally see it next to silent hill.
yindoom
Hardest game ever "Devil May Cry 3"? Excuse you, Devil May Cry 1 is miles harder, and Dark Souls is harder than that
Jallepalle
Ninja Gaiden says hello.
CoomebackKidd
Yeah I stopped reading the chart after that.
DuskDungeon
Ikr, when I started playing the trilogy all I heard was DMC3 was the hardest and I found DMC1 to be the real tuff one
RegalSloth
I felt overall DmC1 was harder, but DmC3 had some tougher bosses at times.
trippinoctopus
Apparently you can't use a mouse with DooM
Hxs115
Yeah you can. Install the brutal mod so you can play it as brutal doom
WhosYourSenpai
Use the Alt key to strafe!
Hxs115
Yeah you can. Install the brutal mod so you can play it as brutal doom
trippinoctopus
2 things. 1.) brutal doom sucks, how dare you suggest it. 2.) i was referring to the graphic where it says 'keys only' then points to doom
PhilmacFLy
I dont understand how you get from "Do you want to solve some Puzzles" "No" to "Monkey Island"
MyOwnSummer
And Zelda...wtf?
ssmasterbroshi
I whole heartedly agree
CaveCanem
I STRONGLY recommend Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen on Steam. It's like Dragon Age meets Shadow of the Colossus and is full of surprises.
IcyLucario
That's actually a good way of explaining it.
PenisCork
My favorite game. Logged like 150 hours in 2 weeks when it came to pc, it's so good
Cerapocalypse
Lol. Should see my Dark Souls 3 hours since the release on the 12th AND I have school.
CaveCanem
Yeah it's pulled me in pretty hard. I got it like, four days ago and I'm 35 hours in already.
Glumerlink
first question should be "do you live in 2012?"
NrNone
I'm moving to 2012 in a few months, so this is perfect.
Vespy
We've had games long enough now that newer isn't always better. At all.
Inmate45
But Sim city 4 (which is why I said 2003) is significantly better than Sim City 2000.
EyesLikeTheSky
Cod 4 and halo 3 id guess 2007 but im not sure when mass effect 2 came out
ShutupMcClaneImgoodatthis
My first question is which option leads me to earthworm Jim on sega genesis?
curiousrayoflight
Or SNES
Homusubi
Answer: "In gaming terms, let's just say, yes, yes I do live in 2012, because the alternative is microtransactions".
9Gag12YrOld
Tf2=2008 many mocrotransactions
liquidsnakex
Nobody in their right mind cares if they're only for cosmetic items, Valve really knows what they're doing.
9Gag12YrOld
Hats=life Skins= sanity Gaben=god
Homusubi
Valve does. But most people aren't Valve.
liquidsnakex
Unfortunately *sadface*
9Gag12YrOld
Ppl have spent over $15,000 on a single hat. Thats why it works
liquidsnakex
Not really, it works due to the sheer number of people buying them. If joe blow made a $15,000 hat for his $10 game, he'd likely have $0.
Inmate45
2012? There is Sim City 2000 up there. It's like, do you live in 2003?
Viralised
SimCity 3000 came out in 1999, so you'd have to knock the number further back
pookieeatworld
Tony hawk's pro skater 3...
Malorak
Goldies.
voxolotl
Isn't it just because the latest SimCity sucks?
crii
the latest simcity does suck. but in between suckcity and simcity 2000 is sim city 4, the best city builder money can buy.
Nezumirogane
There are other great city builders. City Skylines is amazing, IMO.
Aerolfoz
While amazing, it was released in 2015. (Pretty sure, certainly not 2012).
Nezumirogane
True, I just didn't want SimCity (5) to be thought of as the only new city builder. Actually, I liked Sim City 4 a lot, more than 2000.
NitroCho
Ive been wanting to play a Sims game, I heard the latest one tanked hard. Any recommendations?
Cicilla
If it's a city builder, I'd join Nezumirogane with City Skylines. A normal sims game though would be 3. 4's just too...Sims Freeplay for me.
NitroCho
Thanks! I'll check out The Sims 3. Ive seen a lot about Skylines and it looks awesome! I need to set aside some time for both.
Inmate45
But Sim City 4 came out in 2003... Hence my choice of year
triscuit3000
how does Katamari make it past the "do you want a story too?" gate? The story is just "go roll up shit to make stars."
orangeorangutan
You are the prince and you are making a new galaxy!
triscuit3000
you're still summing up the story pretty much in it's entirety in one sentence.
elfowl
you can sum up the stories of all the games past that gate in one sentence
triscuit3000
you could get the gist across, sure, but not the entire story.
elfowl
well in the same way that was the gist of the story of Katamari Damaci not the full thing
orangeorangutan
tell me the story of tetris
triscuit3000
tetris is on the "no" branch of "does it need a story?"
orangeorangutan
And katamari is the opposite branch ... It has one
Jgerladpinsk
I like how duck tales is the single most specific end result, don't like all these? duck tales.
elfowl
but you still have to answer yes to a question, if you answer no every time you get to psyconaughts
WhiteTexan
Life IS like a hurricane
Jgerladpinsk
That's not the version I know
Kraken9
Yoooohoo-hoooo
Elroydb
It's not wrong
RandomMagus
Super Smash Bros Melee slotted in under "button mashing" and "realistic violence upsets me". Wow.
zorrofuerte
Button mashing as a spacie is a good way to SD.
HatcrabZombie
not to mention "avoid using your brain." after 5/6 tourney sets i'm mentally exhausted.
pyroscoped
WOMBO COMBO
TheManlyKamina
I find your lack of Pokemon and Ocarina of Time disturbing.
DaDisser
I've no problem with the lack of pokemon. Even Red which i played in early grade school isn't actually a good game. None of them are. lol
JoyousMe
Right? And the only way to get to the other Zelda titles is if you don't want to solve puzzles... What?
Jonyplaza
Tbh zelda puzzles are baby puzzles
ThisFrickenGuy
And Metroid. Always left out :/
elfowl
but Metroid is on there right next to mega man and contra
ThisFrickenGuy
I went through 3 times to make sure I didn't say something stupid. Why couldn't you just let me believe?
elfowl
the fastest way to get an answer on the internet, is not to ask the question, but to post the wrong answer
Komrad822
I feel that Runescape not being there is annoying.
elfowl
But Ocarina of time is one of the three zelda games on there
Izz3h
*SLAMS TABLE* THANK YOU! (idk how 2 gif 101)
TheManlyKamina
No it's not I see, Link's adventure, Wind Waker and a 3rd for the wii. None of those is Ocarina of time
elfowl
After a thorough analysis of box art you are correct, the one I was mistaking for OoT is actually A Link to the Past(the angle of the sword)
TheManlyKamina
I know my Zelda art work haha
TheSonOfX51
"Care to possibly play the greatest game of all time?" Every year since its PSX release...Oh Chrono Trigger...
Wurstinator
ProJared approves this message
KayneArcheron
I homed in on that as well, it's the reason i gave this a +1. Truly one of my favorite games ever made.
CitizenDickbag
Not a single strategy game? No Civ? Absolute garbage.
KronaSamu
Valyrus
No Sim shooters/tactical shooters like Red Orchestra or Arma either.
Thirstraffe
You get extra points for mentioning ArmA.
ReitnesTenought
No Age of Empires II or Dawn of War or anything. It's disgraceful. At least they remembered to put Fallout 2.
Abekrampe
So many titles aswell, MOWAS, CK, EU, Hearts of Iron, CIV, Wargame, TW series, Starcraft, CoH, Dawn of War, Age of fucking empires.
distances
I was already looking for a good guide to grand strategy, but nothing! Then I saw "Mobile or console?" ..this "guide" has serious problems.
distances
At least the submitter acknowledged this already in the title!
novaldemar
Used to think Civ was a strategy game too, then I started playing paradox titles...
Cereaza
Yeah. I'm just gonna go play Total War and pretend this flow chart doesn't exist.
MotherAskani
Agree, but am more surprised by lack of StarCraft
PassiveAggressiveHotdogVendor
This list is for those who think final fantasy is the epitome of gaming
NaFanny
I think it's unfair to put final fantasy in such a negative light. Whilst not the epitome of gaming, the franchise was popular for a reason.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I have a lot of respect for FF, they really pushed the boundary of gaming up till about FF6. After that... well someone must enjoy them.
Trumpcard814
but... but.. FF7 had the best graphics of their time; and pretty much the best story.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Maybe graphics, but I honestly always thought FF7s story was hugely overrated, Cloud looked silly, and Kefka>Sephiroth. But yeah, 7 is good.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Fancy yourself a tactician? Yes. Play FF Tactics! Really? That's the best one you could dig up?
Highlander8795
And Minecraft apparently. It isn't very objective and the binary response options basically guarantee never getting near the bottom.
whyalwaysspleen
It's a flow chart, not the fucking sorting hat. You guys are so fussy. XD
SixHundredThousandBees
TF2? CS?
KronaSamu
Those are shooters you imbicile
SixHundredThousandBees
I didn't fucking ask for disrespect, but that's cool. They might be shooters but they still require more strategy than civ.
KronaSamu
Also, I dare you to explain the strategy in cs and tf2
SixHundredThousandBees
It's not Call of Duty or Halo where every game mode is tdm. Only Valve Servers. There's an actual objective.
KronaSamu
You sir, just started a flame war. After all you are probably some half but brained idiot who can only play shooters. I bet you can play civ
SixHundredThousandBees
I fucking hate shooters. But I'm willing to admit that it takes strategy to play Counter-Strike and Team Fortress 2 only one of us.
Abekrampe
Might be so but most definetly does not go under the real time strategy genre.
SixHundredThousandBees
Well of course not, but it's apparent that strategy is necessary to make progress in the game, and I thank you for acknowledging that.
dakotan25
I introduced Civ 3 to my roommate one fateful day at about 10PM. I woke up at 3AM to him still playing. His cold dead stare Ill never forget
CitizenDickbag
That's pretty much everyone's first Civ experience. Mine was with Civ I.
dakotan25
He said "How do I stop?" I laughed, he cried.
CitizenDickbag
My older bro came back from uni w/ Civ I on his laptop, put me on it right after dinner. Looked up, it was 5 AM. WHAA NO one more turn...
atoyot
Some say he's still playing to this day.
kyrtian
One... More... Turn...
Uggmo
Point and click click click for World of Warcraft? Have fun being terrible at the game.
RakanishuBishibosh
You mean garrison simulator 20 fuck the customers
pizzaparty
I wonder if they just watched someone play and heard a lot of clicking. TBF, skillful mouse-driving requires a lot of clicking.
pizzaparty
MFW I see a teammate keyboard turning in PvP: http://imgur.com/T6Unl
Lessinath
Well, it does say "Do you plan on playing for the next week straight?", not "Do you want to be good at the game?".
Uggmo
But the pre-requisite before that was pointing and clicking. Which is not really the way to play WoW.
Lessinath
But you CAN play the game like that. You can click on your abilities on the hotbar. You'll be bad, but at low levels that doesn't matter.
abcgfe12
and most of the game is just casually farming and questing until you reach max level.
RoyFuckingMustang
Max level is like 99% of the game. It didn't used to be that way, but it is now.
somethingaboutmemes
No Dark Souls?! You casul heathens!
TheWhitestFang
Or bad rats...
MaxHuggett
Same thing entered my mind. SO FUCKING TRIGGERED, PRAISE THE SUN MUCH GET REKT
XaviersSnakeArm
Did you git gud? >>> Yes >>>>> Dark souls 3
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
Apparently they don't praise the sun...shame.
Drakhma
like a challenge so hard you could break your controller? > Dark souls
Hxs115
It isnt that hard
Drakhma
i didnt say it was, but some people have some real issues with it.
Hxs115
It is fun challenging but also sometimes really balls breakingly annoying
Cerapocalypse
The second I saw the picture I began looking for Dark Souls. I was like "chart must be faulty, there's no Souls games".
TwitchyBear
Same here
Nalroth
...or Dwarf Fortress
Davenporte
I was thinking the exact same thing
browsophile
Praise the sun
BillUvrights
This list is really really old
Komrad822
Is shoving a pencil up your ass and yelling "GLORIOUSLY INCANDESCENT" your fetish? _> Yes -> Entire souls series
ADhockey19
First game i looked for and was not there, on the other hand psychonauts was there, so i'm not too bitter.
ShrugLove
Psychonauts and Dark Souls are life.
trololandialolololol
Instead of switching DMC3....
Efreeti
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BababaMoooya1
Lel
Playmikesux
I was just coming down to comment on how disappointed I am that dark souls isn't shoved in here somewhere.
ERRORMONSTER
This is a discussion of good games.
GGNJ
Good burn, bad opinion
ERRORMONSTER
Hey you can warn a horse of amoeba infested water, but you can't stop him from drinking.
CatLaydy
Do you praise the sun? --> Yes --> Dark Souls
SaltyEsq
Was going to post this
AquaDracos
\[T]/
corlish
If only I could be so grossly incandescent...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
.... Get gud
somnif
I think this infographic is older than dark souls...
Hxs115
Demon souls is a thinf
Hxs115
Thing*
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NuclearNacho13
IWBTG (and fan games) prides itself in being silly and unfair, completely different flavor of difficulty
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NuclearNacho13
No clue what you're talking about, long as you ain't using a keyboard and mouse the controls in dark souls are great.
NuclearNacho13
I'd argue IWBTG and co. Are a very lazy form of difficulty, albeit entertaining. It's just a mash of near perfect jumps over and over
Slamtastik
Dark souls is still made for casuals, you want hardcore play rise of agon. The PvP made my heart beat fastr than when i had 700$ on roulette
trololandialolololol
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TotesNotTheNSA
Cant get past the tutorial eh?
Slamtastik
Never tried dark souls, looks alright but I like fighting people in seige like battles.
SomeGenericUsernameWithNumbers
Why bash the game if you haven't played it?It's obviously a good game if many people mention/bring it up. You should give it a try sometime.
Slamtastik
I might, but if you're a PvPr, all single player games are for casuals, I don't care how much I am downvoted.
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lazymayonaise
Thaaaank you....
DTownFunkyStuff
Holy shit bro you need to learn how to talk without pausing to think after every word
SilverNicktail
I wanted to make sure the STFU was really fucking clear.
Sheepyhead
How dare people like things I don't
Cerapocalypse
Why don't you go gobble some turds down your shithole and fuck off? Greatest game ever created.
SilverNicktail
Greatest game ever? Play more games, dude.
Cerapocalypse
I've playsd a loooooot of fucking games. You don't believe me, i'm sure. I'm not lying though. A lot of goddamn games.
Cerapocalypse
Have you even beaten a Souls game? Name a better game right now.
usernamenumber3
Do enjoy repeatedly banging your head against a wall? ==> Dark Souls 3
hooktail419
Ah, the zero punctuation method.
Cat656
Eventually something will crack. It might be the wall, or your head, the important thing is that something is cracking.
Nahxela
Illusion Ahead.
Sheepyhead
Isn't that literally all Dark Souls games? That's my experience with em
PotatoIsland
It may be because I played Dark Souls 1 for a few hundred hours, but DS 3 wasn't actually all that bad.
Rigrot
DS 1-3 and demon souls all play similarly, so getting good at one gives you an advantage for the others.
Arinitout
There's always the calamity ring if you want hard mode ;D
PotatoIsland
maybe, on NG++ right now so maybe after I do this for spoiler: the third ending since I already got the other 2.
Pickleslicer
What about the fourth ending?
TheLaserRaptor
First play through is always easy. I probably died more to falling off and getting invaded by the new "bell bro" equivalent
usernamenumber3
DS 1 was certainly a more challenging game but I've been stuck on the Nameless King for 3 days and it's really starting to get on my nerves.
Azerith1
After beating him I can say this. Dodge rolling is your best friend
CoffeeyCore
I found dodge rolling and strength weapon was a really good combo
killingjoke8181
Dodging is usually your friend for most bosses. Except Aldrich, screw him and his stupid fire.
TheCheesyMoonMoon
Halo 3, Never Forget the good old days of Halo.
TheBlueGenie
Halo 1 dat pistol
TheCheesyMoonMoon
4 shot kill, aw yeah
Vectorman2
While maybe not quite as fun as Halo 3 (it was the pinnacle), the new Halos are pretty damn fun too and the story is still interesting
Jabberwockxeno
Halo 5's MP is actually really damn good. Best since 2.
TheCheesyMoonMoon
Yeah, that's a good point. I once played multiplayer for 9 hours straight... Good bye, Xbox One. It's a shame I had to sell you.
FlyinHawaiian13
The guy that made this chart obviously never played Halo if he thinks there's no teamwork involved
TheCheesyMoonMoon
And it says "no" to "do you want to get lost in alien worlds" or whatever. I ADORED Halo's art style and the alien worlds are AMAZING.
Jabberwockxeno
There's also almost 20 novels. It arguably has the MOST fleshed out lore of any video game franchise.
TheCheesyMoonMoon
I have all the games, all of Escalation, about 7 novels, the alien worlds are easy to get lost in. I hate Halo 5 though. It's not good at 1/
TheCheesyMoonMoon
making the player interact with the environment. Apart from on Sanghelios, I can't think of a single time I explored any of the levels. 2/2
rubbarz
Halo 3 was last good halo. Halo 2 is all time fav.
rubbarz
Story wise
liquidsnakex
Halo: Reach would like a word with you after class.
ANIMEJESUS
Reach was good too.
liquidsnakex
I though Reach was the best one. Plot will only keep you going for a dozen hours or so, as opposed to hundreds of hours of MP, Forge, etc.
awiseoldowl
Story-wise I'll agree 4 and 5 haven't been great, but if you haven't tried Halo 5's MP, you're missing out. Most balanced halo yet imho
Vectorman2
Even the story isn't too bad, they have to continue it somewhere and fighting the flood/covenant over and over would get old
triangulardude
FALSE The past 2 Halos haven't even had anything to do with Halo, NOR did they even mention the word Halo once
Vectorman2
Did you finish Halo 5 on legendary? You may be in for a treat.
triangulardude
And then.... it went downhill after halo reach. The end of a great franchise.
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Bergerskur
LOL CoD was going downhill LONG before Advanced Warfare. You can't honestly tell me you enjoyed Ghosts..
rubbarz
No my bad i meant MW3 with the L96 and MSR. I got mixed up.
Aerolfoz
Heh Advanced Ripoff was certainly not the beginning of the downfall, Ghosts and MW3 were not good at all.
rubbarz
Wait i think i meant MW3. Which one had the big sandy dome map and the L96?
ThatDeadGuyFromGameOfThrones
I liked reach. But 4 and 5 suck
XaviersSnakeArm
I'm not sure why people dislike 4, I kind of liked it, but 5 is so lore-heavy, I could barely understand what was going on.
leolaser22
What pissed me off is that 5 doesn't seem to be what they advertised
Aerolfoz
No it isn't lore heavy at all, 4 is more that (What, suddenly the Covenant exist again. Ultimate sacrifice in Halo 3 worth shit)
Aerolfoz
5 is just random, weird,and storytelling is bad. Why the hell is Cortana evil like that? Thye had no issues introducing a friggin Forerunner
Vectorman2
Religious fanatics don't just go away because a few monuments get destroyed...
2fingersinthebooty
Also Forge had some of the best maps EVER
liquidsnakex
Forge World in Reach was better, way better. It was so good it could even be used to to recreate maps from 3.
TheCheesyMoonMoon
Even though the game is kinda shit, Halo 5's Forge is fucking amazing.
XaviersSnakeArm
I never got a chance to play the forge on 5. What's new about it?
TheCheesyMoonMoon
To see how good it is you should look it up. You have loads of terrain pieces, foliage, weather effects, dead bodies, scripting 1/2
triangulardude
Oh yeah! Sandbox, Foundry, Sandtrap. Valhalla. God I miss that game
XaviersSnakeArm
I remember just setting up bases made of pallets on Valhalla and shooting the shit out of my brother on split-screen forge
Aerolfoz
Eh Forge World in Reach is better for bases. (Hint: Set it up on mountain, get attacked by Banshees, use Scorpion as AA. Dead friends ensue)
DarkLordComments
'AVOID USING YOUR BRAIN' -> WORLD OF WARCRAFT? MY OLD WARLOCK HAD 32 KEY BINDINGS. TRYING TO TEACH A 'GAMER GIRL' WOW RIGHT NOW... SHE (1/2)
UFOsareReal
You have just proven that the chart is correct.
Cerapocalypse
Yeah. I don't play anymore but that shiy pisses me off. The game takes extreme attention.
chooseday
Let's be honest, the game doesn't have that high a ceiling in comparison to many other games. I know a Mythic tank who doesn't bind HoS...
DarkLordComments
TRY PVPING LIKE THAT...
chooseday
That will be easy soon. All of the major PVP players are complaining about the lack of keybinds due to pruning.
chooseday
also, the mechanics aren't exactly complex. Don't stand in the fire. Attack the green dude. Jump! It's easy when you nail the muscle memory.
Marcuo
I don't understand how it is a click click click game eather. You need key bindings, not mouse clicks. Last time i played atleast.
DarkLordComments
IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST GODDAMN GAMES TO PLAY PAST BASIC SHIT. IF YOU ARE PVPING, GETTING PAST 1800 ALONE IS A MOTHER FUCKER FOR A NEWBIE.
Katalliaan
Exactly. Only time I ever did a lot of clicking was when I was raid healing using Clique - and in that sense, it was still keybinds.
Komrad822
I have to agree, its brain dead grinding... until u get to raiding and pvp (if u arent a dk that is) "DONT STAND IN THE GREEN SWIRLS" -tank
DarkLordComments
IS BREAKING DOWN BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES, AND DECIDED TO TANK. WE DIE A LOT (AND I AM THE GODDAMN HEALER)
autumnmist
MMOs are a different beast. To be excellent, it's like a part time job. What class is she playing? I have answers for pally tanks.
dominik12345678910
http://imgur.com/EWFzV
Elroydb
Maybe you're not a very good teacher? Or maybe she just can't be a good tank. I'm great DPS, great tank, abysmal healer
machton
ha, it's true that everyone has different playstyles. I am a top-notch healer, in just about every game I've played, but bleh at DPS or tank
irishnovember
how can you be bad tank in current wow? It's just spamming whatever aoe skill you got. Vanilla tanking is a whole different kettle of cunts
LexyJenrex
Some tanks are harder than others to play. Bears are easy. Monks are hardest to learn. Some are only easy once you get your 4set(I.E. Pally)
sanguis4k
being good at games in general =/= being good at MMOs. quite possibly she just never got into them in any way and this is her introduction
Elroydb
Holding aggro is easy. Tanking is pretty difficult. You are the one that has to keep the fight under control
CaveCanem
I was always a plebe running around exploring, questing and having a jovial time, never really raided, but anyway... +1 for kettle of cunts.
SergeOrge
the difficulty playing tank is where to pull the mobs, when to activate def styles and to make the healers lives as easy as possible
SergeOrge
many have utility spells people dont use very often, like hand of freedom/sacrifice/lay on hands which can potentially save the raid
levetiracetam
The WOW of today doesn't require a brain.
Rydmeister
Have you even done Archimonde mythic, knave?
levetiracetam
Did him back in the day. You guys need to stop saying this crap because I am not logging in again. I'm not. And you're piquing my curiosity.
Rydmeister
Back in the day? Bruh he's been out for like 10 months.
Rydmeister
actually nvm you're probably talking about TBC Archimonde.
levetiracetam
Yes I am. Fire. Healer heart attacks.
sticknsquirt91
Perhaps not as much of a brain as previously. But then again any person that's casual or in a low pvp bracket thinks that.
levetiracetam
I found hardcore raiding to take more time than brain power as the expansions went on. I concede the PVP takes skills I never had.
sticknsquirt91
To an extend. But that's not to say that hardcore raiding is all about time. Some top guilds raid little but kill bosses in record time.
JukesWolfy
Clearly not a pvper
levetiracetam
The PVP has always taken skills. I tend to forget the PVP half of the game because I never did it. I was a vanilla/BC raider.
shark91099
Do you hate your life? Yes--> League of Legends
Howitsmaderemix
Still can't find. Instructions unclear. Dick in toaster
Mortalitor
But what really came first? The life hate or the League of Legends playing?
holycheesecakeabove
As someone who's just gotten into league, still in the honeymoon phase & I've yet to hate my life/the game. Bf says it'll happen soon enough
kuaert
Did you f*** my mom? Yes ==> Call of Duty
highteck9
I don't see destiny on this list..
NecroHD
Apparently a shit tonne of people hate their life then
Giraffulous
Was looking for this one haha
Hxs115
Na that is darksouls
WhiteyHead
This post gave me cancer.
Impressive44
I can not give this enough upvotes.
Dersce
Do you want to hate your life more?
Kartel
Couldn't have described it better myself
Fuhque92
I was looking for this
jontaylor07
Oooh, I hate my life.
Sororita
Do you hate all life? Yes--> Dwarf Fortress
Sirrepostalots
LEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNNSSSSSZZZ
chrisdafish
Do you hate your life but only have a console? Battleborne
pizzaparty
Interestingly, it seems like a solid majority of the gaming addicts on /r/StopGaming are LoL players.
Binerexis
Arguably because the business model isn't geared towards long-time retention.
goodnessgraciousme
Or because it's addictive
Binerexis
Clearly not that addictive if people aren't playing it.
goodnessgraciousme
Nah man it's super addictive. Like electronic gambling machines, these games are engineered to activate reward pathways in brain
grrampaspants
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Forlager
Little tilt?
edwardmacaronipork
Do you have high Sodium problems in your body? LoL
puribury
as much as i hate the definition moba, i cant think of anything else. so i go with it. But just being said. any online game can called moba.
shark91099
And now I realize you were adding on to my joke
lisp
Do you want to be treated like trash by the developers, and put more work into making the game fun than they did, but need a slower game?WoT
Leonidasss
My league name is 'Drowning in NaCl' NA. Not me though, it's the community :)
shark91099
Actualy stopped playing for a while cause I became salty in real life
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
LOL cant turn some of the nicest people into monsters. somewhere along the way people forget how to be civil.
XaviersSnakeArm
Do you posses more salt than the Khewra Salt Mine? -----> LoL
itakeawalkonthewildside
Hypernatraemia
Giraffulous
NaCl
JuneOokami
Underrated comment of the year for me.
MrMineHeads
NaBrO
Chindoggydog
Are you a сука блять? Yes--> Counter Strike: Global Offensive
KeeleonOhms
Cheek Breeki? Yes --> Stalker
Athic
Do you want salt? Because this is how you get salt.
silverbean
Do you enjoy getting absolutely wrecked by South Koreans? Yes--> Starcraft 2
intris
Or league tbh.
DukeEd
I beat a Korean kid once at SC I was like a hero among my kind...... Hispanic
silverbean
i play Korean ladder every now and then. I do alright but there's a lot more cheese than on NA or Europe
Hahandfuckyou
Or SC:BW...
silverbean
Cannon rushes and 4 pools come from all human races and cultures, not just Koreans
Hahandfuckyou
Well, yeah...? But many of the South Koreans I've known still play BW even more than SC2, was my point. :P
ManlyTears
Am I the only one that really enjoys League of Legends on Imgur??
tanics
Nah man, I'm there with you, 2 years and counting.
Farlost
Been playing since season 1, still like it even though I play it on and off
Weddell
You have to cross the Dead Sea's worth of salt between the levels of 8 and 28. The rest is good. Except the pressure in ranked.
AlexHallon
Do you like MOBAS? No --> Do you still want to play a MOBA? Yes --> SMITE
FlatScreenNinja
SMITE. MOBA.
FootSauce
By smite you mean Paragon? ????
AlexisActually
Never heard of it, cupcake. But it can't possibly come close to the glorious imba carnage that is Smite.
AlexHallon
In-development game, looks way more like a typical shooter than a moba tbh.
CannibalHitler
Do you enjoy getting fucked up the ass by a bming loki player yes --> smite
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Nah, HotS is the MOBA for people who don't know they hate MOBAs.
Binerexis
HotS is the MOBA for people who don't actually know what a MOBA is.
danielw650
Accurate +1
AwwwhhYeahhh
This is the damn truth. Just lost a game to a god damn base race and we lost by one auto attack's worth of damage. Absolutely soul-crushing.
SSID3VIL
Do you speak Russian?->Cs:go
Weddell
As a Russian, I can't explain it, but we've all loved CS since 1.3
IOnlyFavouriteDogPictures
Dark Souls*
danielw650
Accurate +1
memecollector
That feel when you check your account history and you spent $1300 on cosmetic shit :c
TheGirlWhoCouldNotEven
Not if you only play with friends! Just mute all chat and you're good to go.
StrokeFlavoured
Ahahahhahaaaaa *sobbing*
KatBlues
Do you want the fabric of who you are metaphorically shredded? -> League of Legends
goldensky
Do you want a MOBA that won't make you hate your life? Yes --> Heroes of the Storm
iamveryverystupid
I think you mean Super Meat Boy
Aguynamedcarl
DotA life scrub
DIYHappiness
DotA 2?
Aguynamedcarl
Yes
Ultimatty
Welp, what's you name on league? If we get 5 cool people playing we can take the hate out of it! Let the saltless train commence!
shark91099
LocustAshFrame, NA, silver 1 support main but consistently hold my own very well against Plat 1+ in all lanes
rictik
rictik, my rank isn't impressive but that's because lower elos are hell for a jungle main
Tarbender2
Tarbender2, I'm not very good but trying to get better
PlatyPuzez
Ferosia, plat 1 smurf EUW!
WildGiraffe
Squirtlethecat NA
cocoabutah
Cocoabutah on NA.
honeyboob
Jokes on you if you think i'm cool... NA xcoldxbloodx
DatWhiscash
Add me pls BlackHelioz
Ultimatty
I'm on NA, just and FYI
sassword
itsthatdudeav, I'm about to be silver 3 Na server
FastestBearAlive
Climb together brother? Silver 2 NA ign: Inactiveuse
sassword
Word, I'll be on in just a bit if you send me a friend request
FastestBearAlive
I'll be on later tonight
pinkiwi
DrogoFirion ^_^
lcplspanky
LcplSpanky, i keep it calm, but i wont claim greatness
CentimetersOfEther
haha im Egadz on NA, lmk ur from imgur :)
MaxwellAlderson
MaxwellAlderson and on NA
mmmpoundcake
mmmpoundcake on NA. Mid/ADC/sup.
therealPhilSwift
Agurkkongen, please Don't translate, and i am on euw
TylerLeach
USG Delivery. On Na climbing out of bronze 1 today add mr
Knoxboxed
Acceptuser on NA gonna get drunk tonight and queue ranked let's climb
Leonidasss
Drowning in NaCl (NA). Perfect name :)
netflixspace
noniblu | NA, only level 22 | I'll play with anyone who doesn't mind how bad I am. Can't wait for URF
IForgotMyOldAccountsPassword
IMightDominate98 ADC/jung main but I'm s5 so I don't really main anything, NA servers
Ultimatty
OK all! if you got an invite from Schaninagans, that's me! lets rock out with our....you know the rest
LetLiveAndLetGhosts
PrincepsSolanum on league, Karma main mid/support <3
HelloAlaska
Hawkbear ranked gold but down for casual. My wife tells me I'm nice:)
SnowAndShadows
added
SEGwontfindthis
ILUVLOOSEBEN...I'm always down to play normals and I'm also grinding out of bronze if anyone wants to have a stroke and play ranked.
Garrusvakarianandlegion
Epicspacedinosaur
musicluver592
Uhohfiveoh
fbspencer
Or... That's my skirt at least
fbspencer
*smurf... Damn it
fbspencer
I'm uhohitsthapopo! Glad to meet ya brother! XD
musicluver592
Niiiiice! Great minds think alike! I work a lot so I'm not on a ton. We'll play a game sometime though.
GloppySchlephole
GloppySchlephole don't judge
ItsAllShinyCapn
I'm KingofCatan. Anyone feel free to add me just say you're from imgur. I only accept the best. Fuck that I'm b4
Nikkiloudebiggestfan
Yo my name is tronahajra in in silver 5 I'll help carry
ItsThatTimeOfDay
Add me Vroom Vroooom
Gengar26
Sleepy Gengar (NA)
stoneblower
Fauchaos
Theguybehindthecurtain
Add me and my mate, Herrezen and Zatho96. We're saltless.
rthebad
FMA ELRIC plat 1 learning adc. Na only would love to get some chill games in :)
rthebad
I should note that any rank is fine :) I just love the game, and I also coach for free a bit too if anyone was interested
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
I'm a bronze I adc main, looking for a sensei to show me the ways and teach my ignorant self ;-; ign is Jonimo724
rthebad
Add me :)
FastestBearAlive
Trying to get back to my support peak. Inactiveuse add me fam
rthebad
I will when I get home :D
UnderProofed
UnderProofed. NA. Mostly ARAM.
ClicketyClickClick
Me too! Feel free to add me: Visual Saga
beardslymcbeard
Beardedwonder81 mostly ARAM as well NA.
JGBarco
i wanna join in on this, JGBarco, i wanna hate my life even more than i already do!!!
TerribleHalfAsian
I'm down to play, normally just do rank though (g3 now, plat last 2 seasons) if anyone wants to play kindofaluxmain
MrFidori
Mr Fidori, B2, if you, too, aim to be the best of the worst
takursk
takursk on NA. Bronze and lots of Sion
Crazywhales
Yo NA here! Crazywhales is my tag. Only salt when playing against udyr
Oreoeater
Kharkas I am so down for some games.
MobileShadow
1FM Imatnk, we can hit our keyboard and get pentakills with like kata. lets goooo
Ultimatty
I'll add you all tonight!
ItsAllShinyCapn
Whats your summoner name?
Ultimatty
Schaninegans
Ultimatty
Schaninagans*
ItsAllShinyCapn
Word. Just making sure
bhpott01
I'm absolute trash but feel free to add me. My tag is the same as my username. Just a heads up started to play 2 weeks ago.
bhpott01
Oh yea NA
ProgeriaProstitutes
Is there an EUW imgur-group yet?
AsFunnyAsMyAss
Haha add me ;) im ThanatosDM
NielsBruun
Add me Allah the pig
TheFancypantsman
MrFancypantsman if you guys need a support ;)
mrgaw
We can make one, there is dozen of us!
arloarlo
There's literally millions of us xD
Findyouranima
AndalitesFTW .. add me
Vipertooth
Vipertooth on EUW
excusemyignorance
U mad bro?
shark91099
Stopped playing before illaoi release cause I became toxic irl, just started playing again cause dynamic queue seems to have fixed my salt
FrowstyWaffles
Dynamic queue is the cause of my various diseases
shark91099
Support main so queue is pretty much instant
FrowstyWaffles
True that, but I get all these kids hitting full who don't know how to adc
Nineteenletterslong
bronze baddies every match, no gank nubs, fml ffs.
Galdornae
Do you love spreadsheets? Yes--> Eve Online
ProfessionalStorm
I was thinking about getting Eve but then I read into it and thought "Damn that's too much work for a bunch of pixels."
Galdornae
Yeah I mean I played it for years and loved it, but it's really not for everyone.
Alphax45
CCP is trying! Watch the Fanfest keynote from today. CCP Ghost (new guy) has some good ideas.
Alphax45
It's not so spreadsheety anymore.
DIYHappiness
I am disappoint... I actually like spreadsheets
TorbjornHasAVeryNiceMother
Well that (didn't) came out of the blue. eheh
shark91099
It made me toxic irl, recently started playing again cause of dynamic queue seemingly stopping a lot of the assholes
TorbjornHasAVeryNiceMother
So u're made cause there are less assholes in league? Makes sense
shark91099
Dynamic queue is why I play again, I stopped before illaoi release cause I was super toxic irl
TorbjornHasAVeryNiceMother
Oh, well, i belive in ur none toxicness! u go gurl!
Seyavash
Had to scroll back up :D I'd add "Or any kind of MobA"
Slamtastik
I donno, Blizzards moba looks like it was made for carebears.
RaZorwiresc2
I've heard it described as "The Mario Kart of Dota clones". It's a lot of fun, but it's definitely designed to be more accessible.
DruidNature
HOTS actually has the nicest community I've seen on a Moba by a long shot. Paragon probably second, but it's still in beta so... :/
Vriska99
I play HotS. I have had mixed experiences with the quick matchs in that game. Ranked on the other hand is, bad. almost always get assholes.
DruidNature
really? I've seen two bads out of 950-something games now, from my experience that's a LOT better then most other moba's
Thunderbox666
They are least toxic but I still wouldn't call them nice... The only nice thing about it is that you can't hear the crap the other team says
vaxine19
Ironic since Blizzard made the game that made moba's
SomeCallMeWyGuy
ORIGNAL DOTA BABY
jaaku
I LOVE AEON OF STRIFE TOO!