Mar 27, 2017 12:23 AM
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Henrybigmuscles
I feel like a lot of these things would probably suck
loopyloppylou
Up vote for first pic alone
Lorilee2
I like the bathtub one. And....that's about it.
TheRicM
All of this looks annoying
izmi
I just need to put it out there; crackers in soup and stews is kinda weird.
Hornchief
#1 better yet, keep the cereal crunchy.
Fashnik
How to add more things that are difficult to clean in your life
brettrathe12
Neat! Now, where can I buy this?
eagerophiuchus
The library chair looks very uncomfortable, but I do want a library dog.
DoctorNumberFour
#1 ok but there's also the table the bowl is on.
severice
Wtf, shitty inventions are labeled awesome, awesome ones labeled shitty, what the fuck is happening in usersub?
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
That bike may be the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
WingedBearShark
Why arent umbrellas always designed that way is what i dont get.
DatDragonAss
Those bathtup things are shit, without insulation underneath it, the water gets cold way faster.
DrHookah
I can see major issues with almost every single item.
nerdtoast
the coffee/rice dispenser? that's kinda nifty, i thought
BigRedDawg103
I'm glad I now know how big the fruit loop is
Spadvemmy
r/unconvinientshityoullneveruseafterpurchasingit
THEONEANDONLYJOHNstamos
was friends with the kid of the guy who made the macaroni dispenser thing. really fuckin nice guy. has a huge fuckin house, but is one 1/2
of the nicest, most down to earth guys ive ever met.
Chrisham2
It's nice to finally have magnetic hangers for my metal closet.
Branch68
all this shit for people with out kids, caused let me tell you all that shit would be like putting money in a blender and setting it on fire
Bloodslug
Why would you have crackers with soup? I take it that's an American thing ?
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I'd use the tub one for alcohol.
Spikelf
Whiskey check, blow check, shotgun check, hairy potter novels and wicked salt scrub check. Time for relaxing
TheStealthHippopotamus
I'm not sure about that tub/storage idea. Water is heavy. I'm not sure there is enough support
Vegonbrei
I see myself forgetting its open when I get out, and falling and getting wedged into that angled opening...
omfgasn
You shouldn't keep your coffee in a clear container
kanihaznaiph
Also doubt it's air tight, or is that not a factor for whole beans?
ImSorryFriend
Less of a factor, but still.
flarflarf
oh man that fencepost thing for cord management is rad as hell
Til dust & hair get stuck in it
yeah but your cords would be so tidy!!
cyno01
Itd get so fucking gross under that tub...
OSCgal
Also leaves no room for insulation. I want my bathtub water to stay hot!
That too!
Tekhaze
If the plumbing is tight, I don't see what the problem would be.
Yeah but humidity. Its not like the drawers are air tight and youd open them anyway, no way to reach the back corner to clean, crazy mildew.
That makes sense, thanks for the clarification.
Frykook5643
That bike looks horrendously dumb.
Joylove
You have to take the chain off to fold it so yeah.
KCandtheIliotibialBand
@DrSeussaphone do you like the bike?
meatsuite88
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/r1Pn-PvhY_0
lickwidghost
I actually thought it was that! Had to look really hard to see its actually meant to be some intuitive design
Ruhig
It has this special feature where it folds up while you're riding it to save time.
If you fold yourself up inside it when it goes in the boot, you open up extra room in the driver's seat.
DoctorSnakebeast
Keep the crackers dry, and all I have to do is hold the bowl at an angle that's likely to end up with me dumping the soup in my lap.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Or put them literally anywhere but the same fucking bowl.
shiyal
I don't want my crackers crispy. Wtf. They are supposed to dog up some of that creamy goodness and warm my hungry hungry tummy.
SonsOfMoog
What's dog up? What's up dog?
Oh good grief. That should have been "sog up" lol.
beccahhh
I feel like most of these are actually incredibly inconvenient in reality.
Meqad
Except the bowl with soup and white guys. Use it with milk and cereal and never have soggy cereal again
My autocorrect turned "crackers" into "white guys"...
luposlipaphobia
Except the umbrella one. That's a storm umbrella, they don't fold the wrong way in strong wind. They're awesome.
Maitrify
Yeah I downvoted this. Most of these are absolutely horrible ideas
legendaryNOone
The umbrella one makes you an asshole to everyone that is or passes behind you.
Shohanna
Don't crowd and it's not a problem
itsanuglyplanetabugplanet
The fence hides nothing but the dust.
thomasthetankimgurine
That bike reminds me of Wild Wacky Action Bike from South Park. https://youtu.be/r1Pn-PvhY_0
Caamaasi
That bike looks like a final destination death waiting to happen
lurexus
Reminds me of the bike that Mr Garrison invents to get around faster than air travel.
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
The fence for the skirting boards looks ultra handy for bunny-proofing.
OriginalSyn
They make wire conduit that is way easier to install and won't be a giant dust collector that is a pain too clean
Brvtals
That shower looks neat though
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
It looks awful, it would be directly next to the wall going straight down, you would have about 4" of water
It would leak at high pressure and wastes a boatload of water when folded. Showers are 2gal/min. That thing would empty the tank in 5 mins
DevoAtTheServo
Tank? Do you live on a farm?
Most US homes use a hot water tank.
Most single-dwelling homes that have freezing winters already have natural gas for the furnace so gas-heated hot water tanks are economical.
josephh92
I bet you it would suck shit.
shakexandxbake
It's a shower. Not a vacuum...
I bet you it would have a shitty pressure design and the flip up design would probably leak and lose pressure making it inferior.
numbat
Except the bath tub. That's pretty clever
PizzaShouldBeAHumanRight
Also imagine your bathtub is leaking. Just dismantle the hatch and you can solve the problem without destroying your tiles.
shackattacktime
Until you get mold inside from all the water that gradually gets dripped in the cabinets
Typohime
That tub looks like I'd accidentally open it while getting out and fucking break my neck.
You have this huge wobbly panel. Fiixing it along the length of the tub so it can be opened and closed and also keeping water out is hard.
aSlaveToChaos
Until you have to clean in there when water and soap create scum you can't reach
jawscmouse
Yessssssss
quantumfury
Came here to say this
PurplePixieUK
That's what I thought, before thinking 'oh no, I'm old...'
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Or you forget to clean in there and the trapped moisture starts growing new species of mold.
BangstickMagnum
That keeps taking your GODDAMNED SHAMPOO!!
Honestly if I found mold that took my shampoo, I would try to contact some scientists, that is pretty cray cray.
Justagirlnamedgeorge
I hate a lot of this stuff.
Vaultmaster34
I agree. Its just stupid looking aesthetics.
aninvisiblemaniac
they are mostly unnecessary fashion over function things
whitepine71
ActuallyAPirate
I hate weird bikes
idostufftooxo
Yeah pretty much
truebobby
You meant to say all of this stuff.
On second scroll, you are correct. I hate all of this stuff.
Favri
I hate all of it... but isn't it great that taste can be so subjective!!? (Though I have no idea how anyone could like any of this crap)
reider10
Shut up George
DaniF
Only thing that seems useful is that cable-fence.
It's hideous and the glue will fail.
It would gather dust, & in my house, all my long ass hairs
RabbiRothschildren
TheBumstickler
Doesn't seem to bring him dow- nevermind
AdrianTheHumannn
Thanks
MrInconspicuous
Same thing I was thinking. Most of them look like they are trying to solve a problem that doesn't exist.
BiggerOstrich
Well not everything has to solve a problem. Some things just exist because they are neat
For me, my "no" limit was reached with the incredibly pointless and frustration inducing "fruit loop".
snarkface
You know what we need? Bookshelves with chairs in them. Oh yeah.
Ashen44
Honestly that one looked really fucking great to me for the sole reason I like little tiny comfortable spaces next to walls
whatbuttondoipush
Like if we had some specialized thing to sit that has been perfected over millennia. I'll call it a chair
APieceOfFuckingShit
I think it would have been great if it was wider, the leg area was taller, and the wall was also padded.
As it is it just made me feel extremely claustrophobic just looking at it.
Henrybigmuscles
I feel like a lot of these things would probably suck
loopyloppylou
Up vote for first pic alone
Lorilee2
I like the bathtub one. And....that's about it.
TheRicM
All of this looks annoying
izmi
I just need to put it out there; crackers in soup and stews is kinda weird.
Hornchief
#1 better yet, keep the cereal crunchy.
Fashnik
How to add more things that are difficult to clean in your life
brettrathe12
Neat! Now, where can I buy this?
eagerophiuchus
The library chair looks very uncomfortable, but I do want a library dog.
DoctorNumberFour
#1 ok but there's also the table the bowl is on.
severice
Wtf, shitty inventions are labeled awesome, awesome ones labeled shitty, what the fuck is happening in usersub?
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
That bike may be the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
WingedBearShark
Why arent umbrellas always designed that way is what i dont get.
DatDragonAss
Those bathtup things are shit, without insulation underneath it, the water gets cold way faster.
DrHookah
I can see major issues with almost every single item.
nerdtoast
the coffee/rice dispenser? that's kinda nifty, i thought
BigRedDawg103
I'm glad I now know how big the fruit loop is
Spadvemmy
r/unconvinientshityoullneveruseafterpurchasingit
THEONEANDONLYJOHNstamos
was friends with the kid of the guy who made the macaroni dispenser thing. really fuckin nice guy. has a huge fuckin house, but is one 1/2
THEONEANDONLYJOHNstamos
of the nicest, most down to earth guys ive ever met.
Chrisham2
It's nice to finally have magnetic hangers for my metal closet.
Branch68
all this shit for people with out kids, caused let me tell you all that shit would be like putting money in a blender and setting it on fire
Bloodslug
Why would you have crackers with soup? I take it that's an American thing ?
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I'd use the tub one for alcohol.
Spikelf
Whiskey check, blow check, shotgun check, hairy potter novels and wicked salt scrub check. Time for relaxing
TheStealthHippopotamus
I'm not sure about that tub/storage idea. Water is heavy. I'm not sure there is enough support
Vegonbrei
I see myself forgetting its open when I get out, and falling and getting wedged into that angled opening...
omfgasn
You shouldn't keep your coffee in a clear container
kanihaznaiph
Also doubt it's air tight, or is that not a factor for whole beans?
ImSorryFriend
Less of a factor, but still.
flarflarf
oh man that fencepost thing for cord management is rad as hell
kanihaznaiph
Til dust & hair get stuck in it
flarflarf
yeah but your cords would be so tidy!!
cyno01
Itd get so fucking gross under that tub...
OSCgal
Also leaves no room for insulation. I want my bathtub water to stay hot!
cyno01
That too!
Tekhaze
If the plumbing is tight, I don't see what the problem would be.
cyno01
Yeah but humidity. Its not like the drawers are air tight and youd open them anyway, no way to reach the back corner to clean, crazy mildew.
Tekhaze
That makes sense, thanks for the clarification.
Frykook5643
That bike looks horrendously dumb.
Joylove
You have to take the chain off to fold it so yeah.
KCandtheIliotibialBand
@DrSeussaphone do you like the bike?
meatsuite88
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/r1Pn-PvhY_0
lickwidghost
I actually thought it was that! Had to look really hard to see its actually meant to be some intuitive design
Ruhig
It has this special feature where it folds up while you're riding it to save time.
lickwidghost
If you fold yourself up inside it when it goes in the boot, you open up extra room in the driver's seat.
DoctorSnakebeast
Keep the crackers dry, and all I have to do is hold the bowl at an angle that's likely to end up with me dumping the soup in my lap.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Or put them literally anywhere but the same fucking bowl.
shiyal
I don't want my crackers crispy. Wtf. They are supposed to dog up some of that creamy goodness and warm my hungry hungry tummy.
SonsOfMoog
What's dog up? What's up dog?
shiyal
Oh good grief. That should have been "sog up" lol.
beccahhh
I feel like most of these are actually incredibly inconvenient in reality.
Meqad
Except the bowl with soup and white guys. Use it with milk and cereal and never have soggy cereal again
Meqad
My autocorrect turned "crackers" into "white guys"...
luposlipaphobia
Except the umbrella one. That's a storm umbrella, they don't fold the wrong way in strong wind. They're awesome.
Maitrify
Yeah I downvoted this. Most of these are absolutely horrible ideas
legendaryNOone
The umbrella one makes you an asshole to everyone that is or passes behind you.
Shohanna
Don't crowd and it's not a problem
itsanuglyplanetabugplanet
The fence hides nothing but the dust.
thomasthetankimgurine
That bike reminds me of Wild Wacky Action Bike from South Park. https://youtu.be/r1Pn-PvhY_0
Caamaasi
That bike looks like a final destination death waiting to happen
lurexus
Reminds me of the bike that Mr Garrison invents to get around faster than air travel.
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
The fence for the skirting boards looks ultra handy for bunny-proofing.
OriginalSyn
They make wire conduit that is way easier to install and won't be a giant dust collector that is a pain too clean
Brvtals
That shower looks neat though
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
It looks awful, it would be directly next to the wall going straight down, you would have about 4" of water
Joylove
It would leak at high pressure and wastes a boatload of water when folded. Showers are 2gal/min. That thing would empty the tank in 5 mins
DevoAtTheServo
Tank? Do you live on a farm?
Joylove
Most US homes use a hot water tank.
ImSorryFriend
Most single-dwelling homes that have freezing winters already have natural gas for the furnace so gas-heated hot water tanks are economical.
josephh92
I bet you it would suck shit.
shakexandxbake
It's a shower. Not a vacuum...
josephh92
I bet you it would have a shitty pressure design and the flip up design would probably leak and lose pressure making it inferior.
numbat
Except the bath tub. That's pretty clever
PizzaShouldBeAHumanRight
Also imagine your bathtub is leaking. Just dismantle the hatch and you can solve the problem without destroying your tiles.
shackattacktime
Until you get mold inside from all the water that gradually gets dripped in the cabinets
Typohime
That tub looks like I'd accidentally open it while getting out and fucking break my neck.
Joylove
You have this huge wobbly panel. Fiixing it along the length of the tub so it can be opened and closed and also keeping water out is hard.
aSlaveToChaos
Until you have to clean in there when water and soap create scum you can't reach
jawscmouse
Yessssssss
quantumfury
Came here to say this
PurplePixieUK
That's what I thought, before thinking 'oh no, I'm old...'
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Or you forget to clean in there and the trapped moisture starts growing new species of mold.
BangstickMagnum
That keeps taking your GODDAMNED SHAMPOO!!
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Honestly if I found mold that took my shampoo, I would try to contact some scientists, that is pretty cray cray.
Justagirlnamedgeorge
I hate a lot of this stuff.
Vaultmaster34
I agree. Its just stupid looking aesthetics.
aninvisiblemaniac
they are mostly unnecessary fashion over function things
whitepine71
ActuallyAPirate
I hate weird bikes
idostufftooxo
Yeah pretty much
truebobby
You meant to say all of this stuff.
Justagirlnamedgeorge
On second scroll, you are correct. I hate all of this stuff.
Favri
I hate all of it... but isn't it great that taste can be so subjective!!? (Though I have no idea how anyone could like any of this crap)
reider10
Shut up George
DaniF
Only thing that seems useful is that cable-fence.
Joylove
It's hideous and the glue will fail.
kanihaznaiph
It would gather dust, & in my house, all my long ass hairs
RabbiRothschildren
TheBumstickler
Doesn't seem to bring him dow- nevermind
AdrianTheHumannn
Thanks
MrInconspicuous
Same thing I was thinking. Most of them look like they are trying to solve a problem that doesn't exist.
BiggerOstrich
Well not everything has to solve a problem. Some things just exist because they are neat
Justagirlnamedgeorge
For me, my "no" limit was reached with the incredibly pointless and frustration inducing "fruit loop".
snarkface
You know what we need? Bookshelves with chairs in them. Oh yeah.
Ashen44
Honestly that one looked really fucking great to me for the sole reason I like little tiny comfortable spaces next to walls
whatbuttondoipush
Like if we had some specialized thing to sit that has been perfected over millennia. I'll call it a chair
APieceOfFuckingShit
I think it would have been great if it was wider, the leg area was taller, and the wall was also padded.
APieceOfFuckingShit
As it is it just made me feel extremely claustrophobic just looking at it.