DoctorSnakebeast

63688 pts · March 2, 2016


If you're reading this, I'm not impressed. Lots of people can read. My theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDo4UrtA-9c

MRW I'm Rick James (bitch) and I hear there are zombies in need of a beating

Points 109
Comments 4
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MRW I'm the King of All Cosmos and I see some zombies but I still gotta help people navigate some Japanese website or something

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MRW I pass a zombie while riding down the highway on my tiny scooter

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MRW I'm told zombies are intimidated by direct eye contact

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MRW I'm an anime girl and a zombie tries to bite me but I use my previously unknown psychic powers to explode them instead

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Views 430

MRW I'm a telephone pole and a zombie goes by in a bus

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Views 87

Survival tips for the zombie apocalypse 

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MRW I see two zombies and assume my terrifying true form to defeat them

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Using my terrifying arcane power to summon horrors far worse than zombies

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MRW I'm Captain America and some guy wants me to fight some zombies and I'm happy to help him but I have to take care of something first

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Comments 1
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