I don’t get why everyone’s mad that Will Smith is playing Genie, he looks fine to me

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Fun Fact: The Senate’s middle name is Brian

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MRW I'm drunk at 1:30 in the morning and I have to be at work by 5:30, but I don't care, because I'm drunk

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The newest addition to the family!

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Picked up my Smith and Wesson .38 Bodyguard today! Came with a built in Crimson Trace laser sight

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Chewsocka

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If i had a drink for every facebook post dealing with guns

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When you are getting roasted and your buddies say something that cuts a little too deep

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MR if i took a drink for every time someone posted "Merry Christmas you filthy animals" on their selfies

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MFW its a friday night during thanksgiving break but i work during the weekend

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When it's Friday night, you're drunk, and your goal is to get drunkerer

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MRW a vegan friend says they are going to take garlic supplements instead of doctor prescribed antibiotics

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What is this and how do i stop these fuckers from getting into my house?

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Meet Matilda!

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