Nutella, not just for straight out of the container

Jul 22, 2015 8:15 PM

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Nutella (three ingredient) Brownies

http://www.instructables.com/id/Nutella-Brownies-Three-Ingredients/

Nutella fudge pops

Sub dairy milk for chocolate hazelnut, almond, soy, etc...

Cookies!

Two step cake

http://kirbiecravings.com/2012/03/2-ingredient-flourless-nutella-cake.html

If you're into it...

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/08/delicious-things-you-can-make-with-nutella/nutella-covered-bacon

Pop It!

http://www.thebittersideofsweet.com/2013/04/26/nutella-marshmallow-popcorn/

No bake cheesecake

http://www.mybakingaddiction.com/no-bake-nutella-cheesecake-recipe/

For the long winter nights...

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Nutella-Hot-Chocolate

For that late night snack

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/09/nutella-chocolate-pudding.html?ref=search

In Booze form

http://crazyadventuresinparenting.com/2013/05/how-to-make-a-nutella-martini.html

Smore pizza please

http://chefthisup.com/recipe/10314/nutella-smores-dessert-pizza/

Made from bananas...which are healthy... so...like...it cancels out the Nutella right?

http://www.bonniedonahue.com/2012/07/banana-nutella-ice-cream.html

As an ice cream topping!

http://www.inspiredbycharm.com/2013/08/homemade-nutella-magic-shell.html

If you don't have Nutella in the cupboard, you should...

FP Edit: In the course of about 3 hours I made the front page, have gotten several marriage requests, and I think someone asked to see my butthole even though I didn't even post a selfie. Yay silver medallion!

Edit to my FP edit: I now have bronze. not silver. man I'm a cotton headed ninny muggin

Instructions unclear: penis stuck in Nutella jar.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I actually made one of the recipes here. Fucking delicious. /a/HgOJT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do not like Nutella just putting that out...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

http://imgur.com/2UITXlE

10 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

Hello new favorite gif!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Where is that heavy breathing cat when you need him???

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are amazing!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't Nuetella and eggs a quiche, not a cake?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Nutella

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ferrero, give this employee a payrise. ♥ Favourited for later.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate nutella.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

It's good to know there are at least a handful of us!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*IS ...there IS at least a handful of us. -_- (I started to say a specific number and changed my mind... oy).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For Nutella haters (weirdos): substitute Hershey's chocolate spread or Trader Joe's Almond Cocoa Butter.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me save this for later

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Those brownies had 4 ingredients! Nuts count OP! You have lied to me for the last time....

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry! *Player's baby come back plays in the back ground* you know I can't live without you. Forgive me and my Nutella foolishness

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you are my new favorite person, and you can cook, so there's that, too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They're not even brownies. OP shows cupcakes

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When will the lies stop?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Has anyone tried the brownie recipe? I want to make them but I am reluctant. I don't wanna waste brown gold on what may be cakey brownies.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

as a dietitian i just got diabetes...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

BUT THE BANANA ONE.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

BUT THE OTHERS... will give you diabetes

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That, my good imguree, is a chance I'm willing to take

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Now imagine how good these would be if you used actual chocolate.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sigh. *unzips*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*deep inhale* nutella is overrated *deep exhale* here comes the negative rep

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

it just looks like decorated shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

water is toxic in large quantities. so is every vitamin. point is, the only thing that matters is how much you ingest.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

and now kith

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I don't like Nutella [dont hurt me please]

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

There are dozens of us.. dozens!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't like chicken. Lets be outlaws together. ( your's is weird tho)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This should probably be tagged NSFW.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The pictures may not be NSFW...but the noises I made while looking at them certainly are.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not safe for waistline?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Bake" is not a complete instruction. Temperature? Time? Number of marijuanas?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Usually with baking, it's about 375 F and check it after 10 minutes and then every 5 minutes after that if you don't have a set time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't like Nutella. Yeah, I said it!

10 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 17

Nutella is way too sweet...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it but I agree it's way over rated

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HEATHEN

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

NUTELLA BREATH!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Same. Speculoos butter though...mmmmm

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10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You all are the worst type of people

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You're a monster... But we still love you *hug*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Me either!! Yay I thought I was the only one

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I only like it by itself. It doesn't work well as a spread, in my opinion.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same. I find it sickening. The thought of eating the sheer amount of Nutella in most of these recipes made me want to vomit.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Same, I like it spread very thinly on a slice of bread. After that I'm sick of it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. Honestly have no clue why i would read this, just looking at that cookie makes me sad

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like Nutella, but I still agree on your view of the recipes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who doesn't find Nutella appealing?

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

I prefer chocolate peanutbutter. I don't care for Nutella.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've tried that once... it was... different. I'll eat it but it's not something I would want all the time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're in a vast minority if nothing else.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 table spoons of flour? 23 pinches of sugar...

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

That really rustled my jimmies. Who wants to measure out 10 tbsp? Its 1/2 cup + 2 tbsp dammit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That really rustled my jimmies. Who wants to measure out 10 tbsp? Its 1/2 cup + 2 tbsp dammit

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Which would equal 3/4 cup

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just kidding that's not right

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or.. half cup plus some extra for the lazy

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't use a whole cup of flour for the cookies. Only use 2/3. They taste better with less flour.

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I need to remember this crap.... I probably won't

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I saw this a year ago when I first saw this post. That cookie recipe is shit.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I played around with the recipe until I found a combination that didn't disappoint me. There were a few failed batches.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't see this comment and am currently making cookies. Luckily I only had 2/3cup left of flour. Fingers crossed, alcohol being consumed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamn, these are delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or don't use any flour. Use 1/2 cup cocoa powder and 1/2 cup sugar instead.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to try this. Thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because it pretty much becomes the brownie recipe at that point. And brownies are awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My Nutella recipe: One jar Nutella. One spoon.

10 years ago | Likes 417 Dislikes 4

Can finish a jar in under 2 hours

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 16, 2017 5:10 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I spent years thinking I hated Nutella until I tried it again and it's sooooo good. It's addicting but it's worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually dip a banana in. I tell myself it's healthy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wow it's almost like OP made the same joke in the title

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear... I'm spooning a jar of Nutella.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

award winning recipe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then bacteria starts to form

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two girls one jar

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not just put it in a squeeze bottle. Seriously though, why haven't they done this yet?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Write to them, you may get free Nutella for your idea.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One jar. One ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gross

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I use RITZ

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're in a healthy mood, add a banana.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm never in a healthy mood. The banana would just show the scale of my sadness as I wiped the jar clean.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're in a horny mood, add a cucumber.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why not just put it in a squeeze bottle. Seriously though, why haven't they done this yet?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't u just b drinking chocolate sauce tho? Not that they shouldn't do it, I'm just saying....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

one less spoon to clean...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

one less spoon to clean...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or a spray can, like cheez whiz/whipped cream

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The best pick me up!! Yummm

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh god, don't do that. My first time with nutella was a three large spooner. I got so sick. :( it ruined me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i like to mix it up sometimes and do peanut butter and nutella

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nutella, the next great filter.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and about 16 ounces of self-loathing, right? I find the self-loathing always makes the nutella just a tad bit sweeter.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You use a spoon? Fancy!

10 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Oh la de dar

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've eaten a jar with my index finger before, I'm not proud D:

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It's something to be proud of!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you're not secretly @Kylecorn

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just gagged a little at that thought lol.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should be proud sir/madam, that's the winner's choice right there. Spoons are for kids and elderly.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are my spirit animal

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No he's not!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuckin brilliant!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuckin brilliant!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*she's not

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha my bad :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use it to catch my tears as I finish licking the jar clean.

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Sleeves work great and no spoon to clean! ;)

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You and I would get along very well.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you treat the seven deadly sins as more of a guide to life, I'm sure we would! :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember that one time when Nutella tried to advertise itself as being a "healthy" breakfast option. Lol. +1

10 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 1

They still run those ads on TV here where I live. It makes me irrationally angry.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not irrationally. Advertising is misleading by nature, but we can still be angry about that. I remember believing that ad when I was young.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/2 Hey, as a little kid I had a doctor recommend it for my milk-hating self as a source of calcium. His daughter flipped when I mentioned

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha, I also hate milk, but Nutella is fine :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 it to her when we were about 20 years old.She had to keep a low-protein diet and Nutella would've been an option,but dad didn't tell her

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Mit dem besten aus rund einem Drittel Liter Milch!"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gesundheit!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Danke.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It happened in the UK (too?) yeah. Was like "we have so many hazelnuts it's so good for you, spread it on toast kids!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still remember the ad that said: "Nutella, with over 100 hazelnuts." PER WHAT?! THERE ARE MANY SIZES OF JARS!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there is no such thing as healthy/unhealthy food. all that matters is how much of it you eat and in what proportion of total consumption.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same as "toxic" chemicals. It's all about portion.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, this is bullshit. Sorry, but if I sit and eat something with acrylamide in it (a cumulative neurotoxin) then I'm probably going 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

water is toxic in large quantities. so is every vitamin. point is, the only thing that matters is how much you ingest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are definitely some things that give higher nutritional value than others though. And unfortunately I don't think Nutella falls in 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes, that's absolutely true, but it doesn't disprove my point in any way.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And people fell for it?!

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I willfully fell for it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love it too! I just avoid thinking how bad it is

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. And then Nutella got sued.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

...and their response was basically: "Yes, we lied. But you're stupid for believeing us."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But didn't Nutella win? I don't remember

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nope. They settled out of court for 3 million.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I... am actually not sure about that...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They settled out of court for 3 million.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw an ad that basically said "do your kids hate breakfast? Well feed them Nutella!" Lol

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Hey fuck you! I ate Nutella every breakfast as a kid!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So did I. I'm not saying it's a bad breakfast option, I was just laughing because it was a corny commercial.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True that. Not healthy in any way, but so guuuuuuuuudd.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly! I'm sorry if I pissed you off in any way, I hope we're good.

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