Hi! I'm Clippy, your Office Assistant!
So my Russian co-worker has this picture pinned above her desk at work...
I got to hang out with my second favorite socialist Jew tonight!
When you match with a guy on Tinder who is cuter than the puppy he's holding
Ghetto Hikes
Well... they're not lying.
When you're super close to the next notoriety level...
Eye swear it wasn't me.
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