CascaDidit
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Jan 12, 2016 3:37 PM
CascaDidit
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Eelgoat
My tip for tipping: Live in a country where the minimum wage is reasonable.
caffynater
Baristas aren't even on the tipping list, I see. It's okay. I love getting burnt, then yelled at.
DistressyDepressy
Forgot tattoo artists under tip chart
TyrelCorp
Is this the white girl starter kit?
wereallwatersteve
As a bitter and confused Brit, honestly just fuck the Fahrenheit scale
idiotn00b
Every single one of these is a retarded piece of trash. Hell of a collection you got there.
iWonderHowLongWillItTakeMeToComeUpWithAUsername
1-2mins? I leave my teabags in the cup, cause i am savage.
SwaglortSeal
Tipping $10-$30 for someone to throw a newspaper on the end of your driveway? wtf?
balloonzoo
Believe it or not, it's a hard job.
Kurianichi
8-12 big glasses of water? Who drinks 4-6 liter a day? That's what I drink when the summer heat is killing me
ICantThinkOfAU
As a British person, what is this plebeian tea chart I'm looking at?
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
1.5 drinks an hour? OP hasn't been to enough parties
RedStarBeograd
OP don't know shit, he's just reposting this crap.
Fisticufflinks
Sweater to laptop carrier instructions unclear. Laptop now in pieces on sidewalk.
MustardHeadmaster
I dont take out my teabag untill the cup is empty.
Eelgoat
Tea for me: keep bag in until colour is noticably different, add honey until taste is good, drink black coffee for dessert.
dragonassbabe
and always tip delivery/movers especially if they go over and beyond duty. i .... 1/2
dragonassbabe
2/2.. tip $10 each guy who deliver from STUFF because they remove old furniture free to my dumpster
Zlimeshili
I DONT KNOW FARENHEIT
Eelgoat
If you don't know fahrenheit, you are statistically smart enough to use conversion software or google.
Shalere
yeah you enjoy your scarf tricks and your herbal tea i'll just be here trying to re-apply the pepperoni that shifted off my frozen pizza
embiggenator
"How to make everything require much more thought and planning"
skymustang
So, to make my life easier you give the world the tea temperatures in Fahrenheit?! Not well play, OP, not well played...
Solidblueness
An idiot post for idiots.
EqualOpportunityRainbowRealist
I hate posts like this. A huge amount of it is subjective, a good bit is fairly irrelevant to most people, and some is flat out bullshit.
RedStarBeograd
And the same shit is reposted over and over all the time.
RememberArtax
That beer glass chart is a joke
EggoAtLarge
I'm suppose to be tipping my barber? Man, I feel like a total dick :|
phillies13
Always tip him
afterdinneromelets
As a woman, I always tip my hairdresser. It's kind of expected. But I've never been to a barber so it's possible the etiquette is different.
EggoAtLarge
(note: my barber always said it didn't matter but that may just his modesty talking).
hartmonica
My mother: "Outside of a doctor's, any time someone is putting their hands on you for their job, you tip them." Barber, masseuse...
DreaminFree
Do people really tip their massage therapist?
BelleEtoile
Absolutely. It would be rude not to.
DreaminFree
Wow. Where I go no one ever tips them. But it's in a chiropractic office.
aroberts68
A chiropractor is a doctor so the idea holds
Meowsma
Utensils at 11 o'clock when you're done with your food? Infographic creator can't tell time if he thinks that's where eleven is.
Bioxus
I can't use the fork and knife that way. I cut with my left hand and use the fork with my right, it feels more natural.
saharadesert
Same. I'm a righty but use cutlery like a southpaw. (My father's a southpaw but uses cutlery like a righty. We're odd.)
skelekittycat
Me, my bfs sister and his cousin all east this way. I think his cousin is a leftie but his sister is a righty like me. It's just easier!
Bioxus
I fling food off my plate if I eat the "proper" way
saharadesert
I'd be better face planting onto the flatware & scarfing the food straight into my cake'ole
AgentBlackJack
dehydration chart is BS.
cjackc
But you need to "flush toxins" don't you understand! TOXINS!!!!
RaspberryRock
It has what plants need. Electrolytes.
IDontKnowHowYouGuysWalkAroundWithThoseThings
I thought it was supposed to be the second to last color. Clear is too much
Oldbirdlady
B vitamins will make your pee bright yellow regardless of hydration.
BrainSOsmoof
Yea i thought if your pee was clear youre either over hydrated, or drunk..
Myrilath
Agreed. Also whilst Caffeine does dehydrate, A cup of coffee or tea still has a net hydration effect.
Myrilath
and sports drinks often contain a huge amount of sugar.
thedeg
No, its human urine.
Ginnjosh
I love you.
thedeg
DonQuixotic
wtf does touching my palms and throwing gang signs have to do with how well my steak is done
BrainSOsmoof
It shows you the firmness of the meat, so you can tell if its how you like it without a thermometer
myteethitchwhenipee
Seriously tho...I don't get it...
hobolaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8YQX-QgbXc
ActualCannibalShia
I don't know but it made me hungry for meat.
rizion
All I can say is this doesnt work for me as I play drums and my muscles in that area are firmer from rolling the sticks
watercolortitties
Soo woo, blood gang.
LowfatGooch
From what I'm getting from the vid is that your palm represents the steak, and the firmness of the palm is (1)
LowfatGooch
Determined by the type of gang sign your throwing(2)
LowfatGooch
And the firmness of the Palm is equivalent to the firmness of the steak(3)
Smidge204
Diagrams to make life as a pretentious/stuck-up asshole easier, maybe. Us plebs don't worry about shit like this.
BilHam
"Pleb"? Please.
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BilHam
I know all that. But you present like a patrician snob.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Making sure you get enough water makes one pretentious?
Smidge204
It's pretty simple: If you're thirsty, drink something. You body is amazingly good at regulating its own hydration. 8-12 glasses/day is BS
Smidge204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbHp7cu2Ubk
Smidge204
So yes, using a fucking color chart for your urine and thinking it matters makes you a pretentious asshole. :D
musicalvicegrips
That's a lot of stuff on one burger.
BamBrightside
It's obviously a guide to making six burgers.
BamBrightside
Then mashing them together into the perfect burger.
reversehipster
Fat bastard special
Kur111
I'll take it.
badacha
What about the donut buns?
WeAllFloat
Too much. Perfect burger, my ass
MatthewScottComedy
Anything's a perfect burger if you're brave enough.
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Alton Brown: I know, youre thinking, 'What about the lettuce, tomato, onion?' Thats a salad- we're making burgers.
pgsx
As somebody who only started making fresh hot green tea (to be iced, later), why only steep 1-2 mins? What is the effect of steeping longer?
Mithi
Short: caffeine, low tannin -> stimulating. Long: same caffeine, high tannin -> calming. And yes, you might have to adjust the amount.
ActualCannibalShia
If you steep too long it will become bitter
missdappled
Over-steeping green tea can bring out the bitterness of tannin, a natural part of tea. I definitely steep mine for longer than 2 mins though
theIdris
I steep oolong for about five seconds honestly. But I buy loose leaf tea like some kind of high and mighty fancy pants so.
rizion
I steep for longer, i find it makes it stronger, or more "flavourful" for me. I think only steeping for 1-2min silly and makes a weak tea
Larykin
Actually by steeping your green tea for more than 3 min the tannins will be absorbed into your water more and it will become bitter. (1/2)
Larykin
If you like stronger tea, just add more tea leaves or a second tea bag :) This will avoid the tannin problems.
NothingToSeeHereCarryOn
If they like their tea, I don't think they really need to follow this advice. But I probably will because my green tea was so weak ugh
Larykin
Rule 1 is have your tea how you like it, its more just a guide line. I do work at a Tea Store though, and this is what we tell customers.
HitlersaurusRex
I tip based on quality of service. Just because you did your job doesn't mean you deserve a tip.
sikzik
What's special? Taking ya in the back and suckin your dick? "I'd go over 12% for that."
CleverlyReferencedThing
more like be pleasant and professional and you'll get a good tip
MrsRichardsyourglassesarethere
You're also not taking into account others who get a share of the tip. When you tip poorly, you are robbing someone who actually did...
MrsRichardsyourglassesarethere
...do a good job, you just didn't see it. Cooks, expediters, bartenders, hostesses, bussers, etc. If you have a problem with the service...
MrsRichardsyourglassesarethere
...take it up with the manager, they can rectify the situation without you having to gyp those people who actually deserve it.
balthcat
In some areas wait staff make less than minimum wage. You get to punish them for being sub-par unlike cashiers, etc. Not fair.
balthcat
I loathe tipping as a practice, finding it exploitative. But in some jurisdictions tipping is essentially ethically mandatory.
NotFarEnough
Yes, but keep in mind that a many employees in food service in the US rely on tips to actually earn a living wage
HitlersaurusRex
That doesn't change the fact that they should provide professional and friendly service to earn a living.
bloodyhellitsthatguy
I'm fairly certain that if you don't tip you very much are a Hitlersaurus Rex.
whatisusernameprecious
I'm a hitlersaurus rex...
RustyTrombone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vivC7c_1k
HitlersaurusRex
This is actually really good. Thanks. +1
RustyTrombone
Yeah. There really needs to be a change in the way things are done. I'm a server btw. It's shitty for everyone. He's right.
HitlersaurusRex
I though Obama was gonna change ever
HitlersaurusRex
ything.. Hit enter on my phone lol. And I was trying to make a bit of a joke. DERP
whatisusernameprecious
I don't tip at all. No shame.
audreybollella
You are a piece of shit
slartifartfest
then you are a dick
slartifartfest
then you are a dick
whatisusernameprecious
Still, no shame.
slartifartfest
a child molesting murdering rapist could make the same claim, doesn't mean they aren't a dick
RustyTrombone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vivC7c_1k
whatisusernameprecious
Main reason why I don't tip
HostelRatintheBackWithaPint
You missed the entire point.
whatisusernameprecious
My world is perfect, I don't tip. I got the beginning.
HostelRatintheBackWithaPint
As a former waitress, we get paid little to nothing. Last place I worked at we each had more than one job just so we weren't living pay (1/
whatisusernameprecious
Than don't be a waitress. Problem solved.
HostelRatintheBackWithaPint
You have a lot of friends, don't you?
whatisusernameprecious
We got a psychic here!