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Some of today's memes were provided by @steelmemes10 @SugarCrushed Please submit memes to media.mohaki@outlook.com and include your Imgur name for Sauce.
Clearly you are all observant choosing the white dog in yesterday's post XD and the Kim Jong Un romper is now sold out :)
Post 1 of today can be found here https://imgur.com/gallery/MD3bB
Thanks for the love of memes and your kind words
iamdanman
Please stop with the goddamn Kardashian memes
JustCallMeJazzHands
At this point with these dumps, I just sigh quietly and begin scrolling.
jagenigma
#14, K
DeputyDickButt
I feel like context is needed for #23
dinoturd
#23 I don't, and never will, understand this
dogmatix
#35 thank you, this helped me.
CyberShardik
#31 ah yes, ordering 1000$ worth of 1$ objects from china. Been there done that.
andaction
Anyone else look at #16 and think, "Closed 5th position"?
metalfoto
Wow Russia is fundin the Russian Army. The plane come from the outside! #22 Horse is sad.
CleoTorus
#35 Thank you for reminding me
thelyd
#31 And I love YOU, Receipt Man!
jsmithy2334
A good portion of these were, quite frankly, stale. Quality over quantity in my opinion.
Mikeiller
They usually are. At this point, I'm pretty sure the word "Mohstly" actually means "not really"
futurepres2024
Dude, get over it. Don't look at them and just move on. Or, make your own dump. You dont have to view everything on Imgur.
jsmithy2334
It's not like it's keeping me up at night. Just scrolling through most viral, yeah I'll look through a meme dump and leave a comment
InTheDank
A good portion? Try all of them
Charcolecat
#31 Banana for scale?
AlmightyDylon
At least one whole bannana
yaddiex3
No, banana for potassium...
Charcolecat
EyesOnThePies
#32 just throw some tp in before you start and it'll never splash.
thereddhedgehog
THIS COMMENT IS WORTHY
Charcolecat
The Laser Seal of Approval.
amop
skipped to the bottom to talk shit about #6, we all knwo thosre the yellow and pink rangers, not the green and white
DukeDarkwood
Who are the same person anyway.
amop
yup, so double impossible
RobertEmmet
#6 is such a fucking joke. That's the yellow ranger recolored green. You can tell from her tiger helmet. And the white ranger? He was GREEN!
ijustwannavote
Ditto. The idea behind it was good, but the execution makes me irrationally angry.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
And the white ranger in that is just the pink one recolored white. Pterodactyl helmet and no shoulder guards/pads give it away.
working30hoursADay
You....you don't fuck around
rockycoolcatjr
He's not wrong
KeeleonOhms
Also noone ever said "Red power!"
ydwyrd
It's definitely the kind of joke made by someone with only the most basic knowledge of a show.
ForSomeAbstractReason
Peasants.
DeNn64
That image is in so many dumps and I can only imagine it's to make people like us irrationally angry
TheLastSpaceman
#16 Is LeBron wearing sweats with a blazer? Or...
aqua3aries
I don't know if they are thin sweats or not, but the outfit made me think, 'Oh no, someone tell him to stop that.'
Jordanjcr
"Joggers" Basically pants with elastic.
DaisyfromDownunder
No 10 is because he fed the homeless to the alligators
MostLikelyPooping
MironGaines
Been happening to me alot lately.
InfernoTerra
Shall I call the bondulance?
19nmiller1
Bond names is having a stronk
PianoMan2112
Adding a comma would be nice because you can't tell where thoughts begin or end without them sometimes also it's it's not its
Theresaholeintheworldthere
The power of quotation marks.
AlkeneThiol
Yeah. The at should have remained on the first line. Modern meme poetry has rules
iamkarlpilkington
It's always a, "Where the hoes at?"; never, "How are the hoes?"
electrotoxins
You're using the ";" wrong though, it is used to separate two complete sentences that are usually related. Though I could be wrong.
iamkarlpilkington
I understand it to be a stronger comma, so if a comma is being used within a list, the semicolon takes its place. I could also be wrong!
InboxMeRugbyGIFs
Or It's always "ay where the hoes at?"; never, "How are the hoes?"
Moekaki69
Why commas, or just punctuation in general, are/is so important.
twodumbthumbs
It's always hoes in Hoeadelphia.
stlskot
You must be from Kensington
MexicanCokeIsDelicioso
You're doin' hoe activities, with hoe tendencies, hoes are your friends, hoes are your enemies
rufio42
#17 my bf asked if the film Pompeii was a fantasy film after I saw it!!!
Seerfree
#9 Necessary - A shirt has one collar and two sleeves.
lungbudda
I have a friend that puts maple syrup on his popcorn
sarahsaurroar
Wasn't there a character in Drake and Josh who put syrup on her popcorn instead of butter?
SomeCrazyNerd
Kill them now. Their begging you to end their suffering. This is a sign.
mawreen
These meme dumps are fucking trash. Why does this shit always get on the frontpage
SuckMyDiiiiiiiiick
You hear that @Mohaki1? You are human trash. That's not just my opinion.
kambojah
oh you want to taste reports again :D awesome, the more proof we gather, the better
SuckMyDiiiiiiiiick
k
XrayStingRay
Prepubescent community.
SivoServoDommyDervo
It hasn't for a while, but every once in a while it does.
superwasabi
I always downvote this crap
yaddiex3
Made ya look though!
taxifour
#36 math puns are a sine of madness
MeezyRogueHero
The volume of these puns are too deep; yet we've only begun to scratch the surface area of them.
MarioAndLuigisItalianBalls
Some see them as a positive, some as a negative. Seems we're divided on the issue.
Thegreatachooin
You can count on me, that joke was a great orientation to maths puns. It was so bright I'm getting a tan! Well done algebros.
z3lfmoord
That was a tangent though
trent1550
A pun so big, someone should have to cosine for it
yourmomisminenow
Unfortunately it's a curve not a line
denim2500
TRIGGERED
iitakun
You're just saying that cos you're jealous
imhoots
That's irrational.
HelloWorldThisIsDog
OMG for a sec I didn't get it
p4p4bl3ss
O shit they saw through it
MsMath23
Now that school is out for the summer, there is no one to appreciate the math jokes I have. My cat doesn't get them.
highfidelityfood
UltraBooster
Thats not even a tan line thOSE ARE VERTICLE ASYMPTOTES
bronypokey6918
The fuck is "sine"
AsparagusP
Nothing. Don't worry about it.
bronypokey6918
meh good enough for me
waltjrimmer
Don't start that or it will just diverge into an endless series of derivative jokes.
flavivsaetivs
I'm having traumatizing flashbacks to Calculus now.
Lugh314159
We're talking puns, not derivatives... don't go off on a tangent.
TheCrazyVulcan
It would be irrational if we didn't.
bassurfer
That would just be mathness.
insertchewbaccanoisehere
But we can integrate math jokes into normal conversations so well
taxifour
we don't to go of on a tangent
RobertMyers
Just cos
GripMyWick
It just takes an acute sense of humor to appreciate that shit
Solid5outof7
The Matrix was a great movie
pookieeatworld
Don't be so obtuse. Anyone can enjoy these puns. You can have your pi and eat it too.
GuacaMan
Just beCOS you can make puns doesn't mean you should.
demBon3Z
That trig pun is just a sin in disguise
DepressiousOverwhelmous
Puns like this should be a SIN
abundantbadgers
#24 is saying that before 30 he likes the hot blonde, and doesn't pay attention to the cute brunette, and it reverses after 30.
MacGyverIsAnAcceptableRoleModelRight
Vocabulary change?
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
As opposed to reality
flavivsaetivs
I thought it was because in the second panel she wasn't wearing those fucking cat ears. FFS, I'm weird and even I that looks weird!
flavivsaetivs
*I think that looks weird. Stupid typo.
Nanaashi
No, if you look at he whole comic it's saying that she's his girlfriend. Before 30 he looks at other girls she's with, after 30 he's mature
Nanaashi
And only has eyes for his gf.
jenileabedelia
Either way the blonde does not give one fuck
bagofgrapes
Won't lie, I definitely thought 30 was referring to temperature. The weather threw me off, spent a lot more time on this than I should have.
TheValleyofGwangi1
I think it means if ur a shy bitch who can't talk to girls, that never goes away
ChellFreeman
I interpreted it as fucking dumb.
TheDrunkenWrench
By my mid 20s my taste changed from looks first to mentally/financially stable first. I don't regret it. SO much less stress.
freelove
Is saying hoes always wear mini skirts even when it's fucking freezing
thisiskissel
He knows the hot blonde won't give him the time of day after 30. Or he realizes she's probably higher maintenance.
cmererightmeow
Creepy dude should stick to leering at fake women
IGarfunkledYourMother
No, we get that. But who's the pretentious twat who thinks that life works that way?
dingofdong
I assumed he was looking at the brunette in both images... I may be 'tarded
yousosexy
Mmm. No. It's winter in both scenes. Before 30 he's hot for the woman showing skin. After 30 he's attracted woman dressed for the weather.
bruke53
That makes sense.
TunkkisOfFinland
As a dude I'd say that's inaccurate. I prefer cute girls instead of the hot ones, although it might depend on the situation.
Van1LLaRice
Yeah this was part of series of things that changes after 30. I think this one was about you like obvious hot ones when young and
Van1LLaRice
After 30 you will start liking more down to earth (?) kinda girl, who usually seems cute instead of those Kardashian like hot chicks
SmoothberryBluethie
I read the rest of the comic that one's from and they used the guy and the brunette for the other panels? I was thinking maybe they meant...
SmoothberryBluethie
that after 30s their eyes don't stray as much? Because it seemed like the brunette and the guy were coupled up in the rest of the comic.
JamieSmyth
This. Because that particular panel is about temptation. After 30, no one else is attractive to him but his SO
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
More like by 30 he knows the hot one is problem central so try and justify aiming for the one with the low self esteem
MrGrundy
Felt the same way. Maybe, he pays more attention to what they look like versus what they're wearing? Seems so odd, regardless XD
Beater00
XD
Panzersmash
Maybe he's been stalking her for a decade... awkward.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
Or two years. Panel 1 he could have been 29, and then turned 30 and 31 before panel 2.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Right, because 2 years of stalkling is totally acceptable
ColbyJackCheese
The 30 is representing age?
MartyMcNugget
Rpm
ColbyJackCheese
???
ColbyJackCheese
Why tf people downvote my comment? I'm asking a question
PunchieCWG
For me it was that past 30 he appreciates the one who had the good god damn sense to wear pants and a Winter coat in the fucking snow
Raileks
^
imhoots
And she ditched the boots with heels. Why do women do that anyway - in snowy weather they wear boots with little spikey heels.
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
I find they give me better grip on ice, just dig the heel right on in there.
koalas321
Yeah, I think the idea is that his tastes mature or something and he realizes that he likes cuteness over hotness. Still pretty weird
Theertzuinianer
Snowflacky
RoutemasterFlash
And here was silly old me thinking "cute" and "hot", applied to a woman, are essentially synonyms.
obarey
A 13 year old's vision of maturity.
CaptainAmazing
I though of it as "he uses more 'mature' words to describe a woman he finds attractive."
CaptainAmazing
But looking at it now, I think you're right.
Theertzuinianer
So basically 'People go after my hot friends and not me only because they're not mature enough, duh!'. Can be true, but still really
rekcilthis1
The comic is in context of a whole bunch of them. That guy is the brunettes boyfriend, the younger version is supposed to be him ogling (1
rekcilthis1
2) other women, the older version is supposed to be him ogling his girlfriend.
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
Yeah seems like a description of individual experience rather than what most men feel. Very odd
IrgendSoEinTyp
Especially because you can find hotness and cuteness in the same person and can be attracted to both attributes
Frappo
And that's just the best.
DeathPro
I interpreted it as before 30 he was a titty man, but after 30 he became an ass man.
BadamWarlock
I thought maybe it was his 30th birthday and he hit the second of his birth while passing them.
stoler202
@razor10000 is over 30 confirmed.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
No wonder I always feel fucking old.
reputationminusone
That one works, too
abundantbadgers
BOSSMOPS
Assman... Hehe...
ascottdude
A grown assman.
briantheenigma
metalfoto
Both is good.
Showmeyourotters
I interpreted it as he realized that someone who wears short dresses in the snow is probably crazy af. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
abundantbadgers
Oh snap I didn't even notice the cold haha
yousosexy
Yes. This. Dress for the weather.
RoutemasterFlash
You should walk around any city in the NE of England on New Year's Day, ca. 5 am. Women in crop tops and miniskirts like it's midsummer.
RoutemasterFlash
Hardy Viking stock, you see.
jesusedgarhoover
Or do, because it's lively as fuck. Just don't let her know where you live.
skincancerisfun
Hearing a vagina described as 'lively' has to be a first for me
jesusedgarhoover
Fucking crazy is lively. Lively as a lover type thang. Did I really just write thang?
skincancerisfun
Sometimes I wonder about you Jesus. Ever since you were crucified, it just hasn't been the same
Showmeyourotters
Ain't no thang but a chicken wang
ProbablyAChicken
Doesn't everybody like hate this user now?
Snarkoleptic
No – I have better things to do with my time. Like pressing right on Imgur
kambojah
or writing bots that create accounts, downvote and upvote specified comments, then launching them in time
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
SSSAAAAAALLLLTTT!!!
Mikeiller
OREGANO! ... WHY ARE WE SHOUTING SEASONINGS?
dicaprioonacid
SO WE CAN COOK TOGETHER
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
ARE WE MAKING A PIZZA? https://youtu.be/1X6OAucemtE
Mikeiller
YES! WE ARE! AND MAYBE SOME GARLIC BREAD!
bilateralunsymmetry
Only when he has bad dumps. This one was pretty alright.
kambojah
a small group of autistic trolls using bots and mutliple accounts that frequently get created and deleted do, the rest doesn't ^^
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Svimbi
IAppearWhenTheHumansAreReadyForHarvest
why should he go away when plenty of people e joy his posts, i dont understandle, just let the people who like it enjoy it and move on
Svimbi
This is the user who openly admitted to having multiple accounts just to harass him, but I guess that's fine, since Imgur's looked into that
SuckMyDiiiiiiiiick
Yeah no they didn't
Svimbi
I was being sarcastic, you twat
alchemist23
Yes. The overinflated ego, the self-promotion, the The_Donald level of spam... That's why he posts twice a day now
cral
Do you have examples of the over inflated ego or have we missed something? I've honestly never seen people so upset over Imgur points.
reputationminusone
Try asking them about @Iassann
V0rpalSw0rd
overinflated ego and self promotion? lol
kambojah
you're commenting a brainded internet personality who can only copy and paste but not reason. He's good with propaganda and scripts only.
kambojah
alchemist, still continuing the harassment :) good, proof is piling up and your IPs are logged.
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kambojah
another new account to post comment, upvoted by scripted bots
cral
How is posting twice in a day spam?
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
Yeah they clearly haven't heard of LindaDee the spam-queen
LincolnSiixEcho
Prolly just saying that he'll post the same thing again if it don't make fp.
cral
Based on the last 3 months that's never happened.
alchemist23
He *needs* to be the fist image of imgur. It snowballs out of control.
Thorudon
https://youtu.be/BRzlha-tZS4
kambojah
oh the circle jerking :D
GripMyWick
Ketchup on popcorn should be punishable by death
IronIce111
EdwardStarsmith
Try black pepper on popcorn.
AnanasHoi
It's not ketchup. It's the blood of the exploded corn kernels. Gotta wash your popcorn before you eat.
BigTruckRegularPenis
I put sriracha on mine.
Scubasteve0571
I know right, just dip it like a normal person.
Aepsy
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/217/549/3e2.jpg
imhoots
It looks like popcorn on ketchup to me. And I had a cousin who put ketchup on cottage cheese.
Fizzledrizzle69
Just like pineapple on pizza? Deal
ino84
Not on salty popcorn though
krapmyself
Why?
GripMyWick
Don't make me downvote your questioning ass
tonksl
No i have 2 freakin try it.
beefcakebutfat
Kate0808
My early pregnancy craving wad mustard. Popcorn dipped on mustard. I am ashamed and disgusted.
ShibiSF
I can't even look at the image of it. So wrong so wrong.
samsonguy920
Which one? This one:
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ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
MOTHER FUCK!!!!
MuFugginFudge
Kaitou
Melted cheese on poptart.
AngryFoodTerror
GripMyWick
Why would you even think that's okay
Sugarcrotch
Because he needs Jesus
PapiBlanco
If I'm pretty sure it hot sauce, I put tapatio on mine. And I'm sure every other Hispanic person ever has done the same since the fire of 79
Tanwolf
I recently discovered the joy of putting Sriracha sauce in the oil before popping the kernels. It burns a bit in the pan but still good.
walkingtallmachinegunman
As a hot sauce junkie, tapatio is used almost exclusively for popcorn. Valatinos is for doritos.
PapiBlanco
The taps is for popcorn and eggs (if Tabasco isn't available for eggs) valatinos most other things
walkingtallmachinegunman
I'm actually not much of a plain tabasco fan. I love the Habanero and chipotle though. If I had 3 hotsauces for the rest of my life, itd 1/
walkingtallmachinegunman
be hab/chip tabasco and some brand of scorpion pepper sauce.
coolguy4206969
Does someone have normal vs creative from #24
Phillymurph
It basically shows how you see the world when you're high.
StRocketScience
coolguy4206969
Maybe it's like... Personalized instead of generic gifts? Or maybe it's just cancerous bullshit.
StRocketScience
And why's she dropping her papers?
townville
That site is like how Mike Pence sees the internet.
Naveedamin7992
I too wish to see this.
raidleadergutts
You're better off not seeing it. It's pure cancer.
taxifour
https://brightside.me/creativity-art/ten-illustrations-showing-how-creative-people-see-the-world-203955/
GrandMemes
ah
Shovi
Oh man, this annoys me so much.
tenebrisangelus
So sober vs on drugs.
raidleadergutts
Of course the "creative" guy wears a fedora & the "creative" girl has feminist glasses lol.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
And pink hair, so she can definitely have similar job prospects as the ordinary woman /s
elucidatefurther
Jesus fuck this is terrible
SomeCrazyNerd
It's so corny... ugh.
Gorillionare
The fuck?
oheina
W...what?
TangyGraffiti
Acid. Thats acid. Is that just me? It looks like acid.
LimesAreCool
Why do creative people see cats as racist
Begotten
So creative people is another word for drug users
howarethefirstfewbitestastingtonight
PedroBenecol
What is this shit?
ashmenon
As a creative person, I no longer want to be creative.
QuazMasta
I gave up hope at the hairy-footed elf wizard
Kieron2202
And of course the "creative" guy has a fedora
Drevilisimo
M'lady
Lifk
Creative people means taking drugs abd liking dragon.
DickPussyAss
So fucking cancerous
thefatlonelyjew
ORDINARY DIPSHITS DRIVE A CAR. CREATIVE PEOPLE JUST FUCKING FLY.
StRocketScience
That is no joke verbatim what I said when I read that
vvaspss
Cringy af....the art looks fucking horrible too
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Pretty cringeworthy. Normal ppl vs. pretentious comic artist.
stickitinuryolo
my eyes!!
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
I now have cancer
Dickbroke
Ah shit how!
AlwaysAlready
That's not a tumor it a... uh witch's curse? My hair is too brown for this ask someone creative
coolguy4206969
Thanks
Tornadotaco
Creative people user hallucinogens, makes perfect sense to me and my giant furry lizard friend
swefur
I'll have whatever you're having, please.
Begotten
And they may or may not appropriate culture in a really stereotypical way
EveryonesHappyPlace
Oh boy
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
I laughed so hard at this. I read this comment while literally saying this to myself. Ty. Ty.
DostoevskyDisciple
also why do they have to be dressed like that? being creative doesn't mean you have to look super out there or be on mushrooms all the time
VeryUniqueName
you can't be creative without a fedora or pink hair. It is known.
raulote
my jimmies!!!
PowwerOrb13
I'd call myself creative for writing a universe in my spare time, and I've never envisioned myself inside someone else's works 1/2
PowwerOrb13
I'd think a 'creative person' should be creating things and envisioning what they've created around themselves. Even businessmen are 2/
PowwerOrb13
Creative in the sense that they create things and require vision of something that hasn't exactly been done before in the same way.
MariahEAM
Honestly though, aren't you people tired of seeing these subpar posts from the same person over and over? It's ridiculous.
igotasweetass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP6VkivcpxA
Dravit
I think perhaps he has some issues. No normal person would put this much work into something so pointless and transient.
kambojah
sounds like you're talking about the downvoting circle jerks who come to share their insides, spewing salt and hatred, ruining the community
xXOdessaXx
I have to agree. I mostly lurk. It's bizarre to see people so upset about someone posting something other people like instead of passing.
ydwyrd
No normal person would get so mad over someone getting a lot of fake internet points on an image hosting site either, but here we are.
kambojah
true
cral
Don't be talkin' sense around here man, that'll get you shot.
kambojah
so better stay silent and lick the power's ass!
Svimbi
Well put
kambojah
not like we have anyone reading this, not like propaganda has to be fought against, not like people read and perceive
Greeneyedfox
LMAO! sjw?