Merry Christmas from the parking lot of Grandpa's Retirement Home!
My buddy's pug was cold.
When I spent far too much on vacation only to come home and find I got a bonus that just barely covered the cost of the vacation
The Ballad of Ella. One of the longest (and most emotional) greentexts ever circulated, it has a deeply moving payoff for those who can make it all the way through.
Please enjoy this picture of my friend's aesthetically pleasing cat, Primrose.
This almost gave me a heart attack yesterday.
This is your daily reminder to hug your dog.
The hardest part about the zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited
Very bad week for me. Hope yours is going better, friends.
Presevere.