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amanditabonita
When I was pregnant, I went crazy for Valencay.I drove hours across state lines just to get my cheese.
alcornd
I think I just cheesed my pants
MistoKat
Literally sitting here eating cheese, crackers, and an apple. (Babybel and mozzarella) Yum :)
CarlTheWonderLlama
http://imgur.com/hLZAZrD
ifailatliving
i have a fond love for brie and especially camembert.. sadly i haven't been able to afford it in years
TerriblePokemon
Y'all motherfuckers need cheeses
scooterwillie
"Workin' on my night cheese"
carsonogen
+1 for 30 rock
mitanni
I recently found out about sodium citrate. You can use it to make nearly any cheese drizzly and gooey. Perfect for nachos.
hardytardigrade
I scrolled down to post the words "sodium citrate". It's amazing. SODIUM CITRATE
darastryx
As someone living in Wisconsin, stop turning me on.
TheDogEnd
I wish I had eidetic memory, so that I could just assimilate knowledge like this and have it on hand - i'd be such a classy motherfucker.
CheerilyTossesRum
This magazine might help http://culturecheesemag.com/
Dunekoon
I just wanted everyone to know that a halomi cheese seared in olive oil is pretty much the greatest thing earth
Waidonut
Omg grill it a little bit first, even more amazing.
TJmuthafuckinDetweilers
what type of wine goes best with a fine brick of Velveeta?
kickthetiresandlightthefires
Boone's Farm
Tvakc
Boxed
nightzet467
Sparkling wines
jrb1165
You had me at Brie.
BlinkAndImGone
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie. I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody is looking for Stilton.
WarJesus420
You did not just make that up did you?
BlinkAndImGone
I wish I was so talented...
czme
This post is so Wisconsin I thought it was porn
tortfeasor
I have a weakness for soft cheese that goes well on crackers, because I'm a cracker and just want to spread soft cheese all over myself.
KaJuN
Sheeit cracker!
BJZuckerkorn
Cracker + goat cheese + raspberry jam = heaven
tortfeasor
I just want to touch it till I Camembert it anymore.
CHRISTYJADE
Niiiiice
Dalylah
I can validate this as a fellow cracker.
insanitune
This is a lot of cheese. I'm probably going to sneeze. I'm allergic to dairy- makes my throat feel hairy, and leads me to needing to wheeze.
YouTasteLikeABurgerIDontLikeYouAnymore
Oh my gouda, I have the sudden urge to eat all the cheese, and I have none. Sad face.
xolican
That was a Gouda post...sorry.
WilsonFisk
Hey man, don't sleep on the gouda
1800druidia
It was a little cheesy though...
jonhnefill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olE9mTTbjHA
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
Mmm havarti cheese
CheerilyTossesRum
you win
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
Thank you, thank you so much
zeniarose
Hm. I want to try brie now. I've never had it before.
kickthetiresandlightthefires
Dump jelly on top of it, then wrap it all up in crescent-roll dough. Bake it. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
StyleSavvyCupcak3
This is the start of a new life for you...
zeniarose
I totally loved the gouda and coconut cheese I tried, so I bet I will like this. Are you supposed to also eat the rind?
StyleSavvyCupcak3
I don't, but I think some people do. I just cut it off, making sure not to waste any brie. :-)
thatfeelingwhenyoureallaloneandstillcanthavethatpineapple
I havarti got a boner and I only read the first slide. Thank you OP!
deathbeforedisneysequels
That pun... You muenster!
TheRicM
Labored, but effective. +1
YouNeedAJacketAndImLowOnGas
Yisssss
racem93q
Take my upvote you cheesy motherfucker.
citywodge
How can the wine list not include the ultimate pairing of Port and Stilton?!
sniffinbikeseats
oooooohhhh. Lemon zest Stilton. Hadn't thought of it in years.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
The wine list only seemed to approve of really shit cheese. Maybe it makes you appreciate the wine more
HiveinMind
I'm curious what classifies as a "really shit cheese"
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
I'm mainly referring to the blended cheeses they talk about, they're generally pretty awful tasting
LooseCannonSpock
I have cranberry Stilton, which I have a rabid affection for.
JaXm
Disregard; Eat spray cheese directly from can.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I don't even wanna know what spray cheese is...
JaXm
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Also: It tastes pretty much how it sounds too...
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
aluminumadmiral
You need to get drunk and get some spray cheese in your life.
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
antenara
Newly lactose intolerant and cheese is my favourite food. Damn you op *goes to eat gluten,lactose,soy,flavour free "cheese"*
daletvak
You can buy lactase pills that will digest the lactose for you.
Pencillin
they only work to a certain degree
ColonelHavoc
As a lacto-and-gluten-intolerant person...
CheerilyTossesRum
A lot of aged cheese is naturally lactose free. The microbes digest the lactose to lactic acid during fermentation.
Pencillin
Boar's Head makes an aged cheddar that is naturally lactose-free. A lot of hard cheeses like parm are lactose-free or very close.
antenara
Parm actually really upsets me. Can't have anything with it. :(
Pencillin
oh noooooo :( well, hopefully you have found something not-awful :(
antenara
Presidents choice makes a lactose free mozza that tastes just about the same and melts normally so I can sometimes have that.
Pencillin
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ cheese is love, cheese is life, cheese is wine & beer's best friend \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
LonLonRanchDressing
I MISS BRIE SO FUCKING MUCH
DevilInThePaleMoonlight
As a Wisconsinite, I approve this post. +1.
freemonk22
A fellow Wisconsinite and I approve of you approving this post +1 to you
Lachtaube
Obligatory: WISCONSIIIIINNN!!!
WilsonFisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAwT6SZCcAEGg-Z.jpg
ItsNotAllRelative
A lot of people recognize our great cheese, but Door County's wine deserves some credit too. Along with some of New Glarus' wine creations.
thatpalefucker
ThereAreDozensOfUs.gif
MrPornProfessional
If I favorite this, am I a Packers fan now?
meganmorelia
This post makes me so proud to be a Wisconsinite.
bmirr
Ditto!
MrsBettyCocker
I grew up in WI, and am living (for now) in CA. Good cheese is SO HARD TO FIND. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT CHEESE CURDS ARE! I HATE THIS STATE!
IronicJeremyIrons
And they claim their dairy is far superior than ours! I suggest we start a ear to prove who are the real dairy producers
IronicJeremyIrons
*war
fisherkl95
Woohoo!! Fellow Cheeseheads!!!
imgursresidentasshole
Wisconsin has shit cheese
VulcanP90
Yeah, cheeses that win first place in world cheese competitions are terrible. You dope.
Babbaganooshagoo
You're a shit cheese.
mizzkdawg
Go Packers!
Ihrtbeer
Go pack go!
sQuimby
God this post turned me on
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
As a Wisconsinite, hhhnnnnnngg.
wikkistix
There are few posts I've found more necessary to favorite, or more relatable. This is my shit. Fucking love Wisconsin.
JediKnight
ALWAYS serve honey on a cheese platter. Honey on cheese... just trust me. Trust me on this.
DroppingBearsOnTouristsSince1989
My poppa taught me about cheese and honey sandwiches and they're to die for.
athenabelina
My fav was baked brie with caramel pecan topping served with crackers. Delicious!
2ndAccountSoICanBeWeird
The best places serve honeycomb that you cut oh man now i have a boner brb
JediKnight
A cheese market here in Cleveland also sells honeycomb in jars for use with the cheese. The comb is a bit too waxy for me, though.
2ndAccountSoICanBeWeird
Gouda point. The best stuff is soaked with honey and not too waxy although I get where youre coming from.
TheFriendlyPineapple
Get some truffle honey. It's like drizzling the tears of angels on your already delicious cheese.
sloppybear
With some dried cranberries on top. *drool
clancysmum
have you tried parma/reggiano, cut into smallish chunks, drizzled with truffle honey and cracked black pepper? SO GOOD.
RaspberryPiephone
Agave nectar/syrup and sweet balsamic vinegar is perfect and honestly way better than honey, trust me
Lacraz
You don't have to tell me, first ever cheese plate they drizzled it on one of the cheeses and in the end I just stole the whole goddam thing
Krakencrotch
Anyone dares put anything sweet next to my cheese, I'm throwing axes at them.
Krakencrotch
Yes, downvote me because you disagree with my taste. Be a true imgurian, enforce hypocrisy today!
SHEDOOO
I disagree with you so strongly but had to bring you back from the dead. At least you're a cheese lover. ;)
Krakencrotch
I can't mix flavors to save my life. I'd rather eat somthing that's disgusting on its own.
usernamesrequirefartoomuchwork
you ever tried chocolate with cheese? not the cheap store bought stuff, proper high quality single origin dark stuff.
MissyNeko
I'll eat doritos with chocolate....does that count?
subtlemrs
Try a ripe pear slice covered in stilton with walnuts and honey. You can thank me later.
TheFriendlyPineapple
Ok. Salad recipe you'll love. Arugula base. Sliced pear on top. Gorgonzola crumbled on top (spring for the real oozes kind, not those (1/2)
TheFriendlyPineapple
Dry pre crumbled packs) toasted walnuts sprinkled on top. Liberal douse of S&P. Drizzle that shit with honey and olive oil. trust me. (2/2)
subtlemrs
I have had that salad and I know its panty-dropping ways.
icomehereforthecomments
I'm female and I'm at work and I have an erection.
notyouraveragemuffin
Piment d'Espelette jam or Cherry jam (little black ones) are the absolut best with Sheep cheese. Trust me, it's a traditionnal Bask thing.
eCanada
I'd trust you if you could spell it...
notyouraveragemuffin
Confiture de Piment d'Espelette ou de Cerise Noire avec du fromage de brebis. C'est mieux là ? L'anglais c'est pas langue maternelle.
thatwilldopig
BREAD, GOAT CHEESE, BLACKBERRIES AND HONEY!!
Waidonut
Melt a a brie or camembert,covered in maple syrup and walnuts, in the oven, and taste heaven.
salriella
In Finland we have a cheese called "bread cheese" that stays squeaky when melted, add a bit of cream and then cover it in cloudberries. Yumm
sweatybetty
Honey and fresh blue cheese on crackers. TO DIE FOR.
sweetkayos
I always liked maple syrup on chedder :)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchu
omg i thought i was the only one
AvadaKedavraBitches
Canadian?
sweetkayos
Yep
WilsonFisk
Sliced pear, prosciutto, brie: warmed on bread with a Dijon aole. Also toasted figs stuffed with walnuts and chevre, honey drizzle.
clancysmum
hnnnnngh. this should be NSFW
WilsonFisk
Oh and the figs should be halved
cyno01
I got high and ate an entire baguette and an entire small wheel of goat brie yesterday. Yesterday was a good day.
Nuggets53
Sm
agitatedbear
I care not what gender you are - we're going to get married now.
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
Never needed to get High to do that......
TheHippieMermaid
You're living my dream!
txronin55
I have never been stoned but I have eaten delicious cheese to excess and it was heaven.
Thistooktoolong
Let's be friends. You're good people.
vanella
I don't need to get high to do that.....good for me, right :)
rebeccaisafish
Those eating habits don't require me getting high.
flassk
today on the other hand...
DeusCaritasEst
That sounds DELICIOUS.
cyno01
It was, and i finished the cheese before the bread so i had some balsamic and olive oil with the rest. Had an epic poop today.
WittierInWords
Upvote epic poops
olliepoppins
here I am thinking of how to make the best cheese board tonight when all you really need is a baguette and goat cheese
HerrBisch
You ate a whole... wheel of cheese?
rebeccaisafish
I've eaten a whole wheel of brie many times... but smallish ones, not the ones the size of my head.
HerrBisch
I'd pay to see somebody attempt a whole Edam, or a whole wheel of Comte.
Essseff
I'm not even mad
vanella
That's amazing!
pizzaforever
you ate the whole wheel of cheese? heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing!
TheFriendlyPineapple
Baxter!
WhiskeyAndCoke
I once got high and ate 4 BIG plates of chicken stir fry. haven't broken that record since. It was a good day.
TheBreaux
Next up, pairing cheeses with choice strains of weed!
idiocencratic
When I have brie in the house I try to eat the wedge in one sitting. It my personal goal.
AlbertoMX
Question: Wjy are you guys calling Queso fresco Queso fresco instead of fresh cheese?
cyno01
Because there are other types of fresh cheese (cheddar curds and mozzerella) that are readily availible that are rather different.
nihilistporcupine
Ha! Got high....I call eatting a baguette and entire wheel of brie A Tuesday.
Kalafax
I don't know who you are, but I love you.
PurityOfEssence
sparkstastic
That sounds incredible
zotten
I like eating medium wheels of brie in a single sitting. Crackers/bread is optional.
jenw
I cut up a baguette and made mini pizzas with a nice salad last night. It was also good for me.
FerretYawns
Oh man, I am so jealous.
Astridnaut
I did the same but added a glass of nice jammy merlot. Yesterday was indeed a good day.
maddogg2216
Brie is so good. throw some blackberry on top, let it sit on top of a warm stove. boom! delicious!
Yoshiru
I'm too poor to eat good cheese :(
cyno01
Trader Joes.
bit0cheese
a baguette and a hunk of brie was my go to super stoned munchie snack. yummy, easy, and it didn't make me feel ridiculously unhealthy ;-)
ChesterSnapdragonMcFistycuffs
Just French?
RaijinCaijun
But... It is unhealthy. That being a said, I do this like once a week haha
strayhat
Cant hear you over the sound of my ignorance
firephox
Chesus Christ!
youbrokeitallz
This is so cheesy
Nuggets53
Am high scrolledgh lcroll down just do favorite
KiwiInStraya
You mean little baby cheeses?
BallSoHardModeratorsWannaFineMe
*Cheesus Crust!
mynanigans
I was just going to say that.
TheOtherGod
Cheeses Christ
skipjacktunacan
I tell you wHat
coolwaterNJ
Rumor is he was a muenster who rose from the bread
GrateLordCheesus
Yes?
ChairmanImao
Relevant: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/852445514/grilled-cheesus
Xeroblitz
In kindergarten I once told my mom we learned about baby cheezits in school
firephox
A mom nowadays would be raging that her precious was hearing about religion in school.
JustLikeTheGypsyWomanSaid
also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0QGJ9y6qY
Morebunnies
http://media.giphy.com/media/4KWWpsqInmok8/giphy.gif
barondonvito
That was pretty cheesy
JustLikeTheGypsyWomanSaid
something something holy cow!
MrsHiddle
Cheese Louise!
GhoughpteighbteauChips
Bloo Cheese!
usernamesarewack
Cheese and crackers! Wait... Fuck
quantumvendetta
You need more upvotes
clancysmum
actual store in Kitchener, Ontario: Cheeses Murphy. I want to go there whenever I am in town and then get drunk @ oktoberfest and forget
edmdeek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvd3lPnVb9E
firephox
"Jezuz Cryss"
PresidentDwayneElizondoMoutainDewHerbertCamacho
https://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/291/5/f/cheesus_christ__by_jaskirats-d5i8t59.png
sugar3
speaking of religion! http://i.4cdn.org/b/1420774996333.jpg
TimTim353
NSFW
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Difference between challenging intolerance and baiting? The context.
SamuraiFoxes
Lactard here. Those cheese boards are all I want in my life. I'ma move to a cabin in the woods with lots of cheese and nobody to smell me.
MistoKat
...except you
IfistedTux
Most aged soft cheese doesn't contain much lactose. Stick to things thats are aged. Btw, hard cheese dont contain lactos at all.
IFavoriteAllOfTheCats
I work at a cheese shop and if you're lactose intolerant, sheep and goat cheeses won't give you problems like cow's milk. LI problems 1/2
misternicepants
Try a probiotic, an enzyme supplement, and/or a good colon cleanse, it has helped some friends before
AsinusAdLyram
I just suffer in stinky silence.
STOREOH
Come in France :D
nobodyblindedme
i don't wanna go
TheWitchKing0fAngmar
You mean when you...cut the cheese?
brutalswede
Not sure if it works for everyone, but there are pills that allow you to eat lactose.
Alicecold
Allergic to penicillin myself. Bunk up with asthma meds and I am game :D
lucyatt
Had to login to upvote Lactard. +1
Russss
Same. The day I discovered lactose free ice cream was a very good day
TheFriendlyPineapple
I'm totally fine eating dairy/lactose. I still buy coconut milk ice cream because that stuff is delicious.
sovietunicorn
Goat cheese is easier to digest (it is naturally homogenized). Also, hard cheeses (less moisture) are easier on the stomach.
Nize426
As a non-lactard, I had to google why you would smell.
clurclur
I'm dairy intolerant. Since I discovered it the thing I've wanted most in the world is cheese, just cause I can't have it.
jfkenn3dy
I'm with you. Was just fine eating dairy till about 2 years ago, life hasn't been as fun since :(
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
Same here, however, since it's a fairly new problem for me, I'm not ready to give up cheese yet and just deal with the consequences.
IfistedTux
hard cheese you could eat, it doesn't contain lactose. And soft cheese? Stick to well aged and they're lactos free as well.
Amalthea22
As a lactard, I'm not as worried about the aroma as much as the gut churning osmotic pressure and its results two days after dairy...
SamuraiFoxes
The unbuttoning of the jeans... The embarrassment of the gut-soundtrack... Then the stank.
busybee
This is the worst. I usually avoid cow's milk cheese, and stick with goat milk cheese. It's been pretty successful so far.
idontevenhaveausername
+1 for "lactard". I'm stealing that to use from now on...
TheMythicalJackalope
Same here!!
scarlettears
Just noticed that
flower8330
Much is lactose intolerant, you should try aged cow cheese like straight sharp cheddar and Parmesan and also sheep and goat cheeses. 1/2
flower8330
Husband is LI. You can also get soy based cheeses american substitutes. You just need to experiemnt
shaun894
Most of my family is lactard (I lucked out) and we would all just have a night of icecream/cheese/whatever and wars would be1/2
SamuraiFoxes
My bestie's version of biological warfare is giving me a block of velveeta & putting me in an elevator. I could kill anyone with dat gas.
shaun894
Waged with chemical weapons of the rectal variety. Embrace life. 2/2
SweetToof1890
+1 for masterful wording
Civikjm
There are lactase supplements that may help. Also, more aged cheeses (hard or sharper) have less lactose.
SamuraiFoxes
The pills only go so far for me. I do have better luck with the hard cheese, & most Kraft is so processed they print "0g of lactose" on it.
revcleo
http://www.lactofree.co.uk/products/cheese/
someonebuymeahedgehog
Try yogurt cheese from Trader Joe's (if you have one close by) it's delicious and lactose free!
flower8330
My hubby can't use the pills either. There are also soy cream cheeses and sour creams that we use
scarierspice
The pills don't really work for me, so I just indulge while a bathroom is close.
iLynux
That's processed cheese product. Not even cheese by definition.
Sugarcrotch
Preach brother Preach
wizardboy24
Funny. It has the word cheese in your "not cheese by definition" definition.
iLynux
"Cheese product" is not even legally cheese. Thus the word "product".