Bring me Sanders and the health care bill
MFW kid wants to buy GTA V without a parent
? gold medal winner right there
Anyone who works retail can relate. Thanks C&H for hitting the nail on the head
I said Whippet, Whippet good! *electronic music intensifies*
If only he had one of these guys with him
Spoiler Alert: It's a banana
Well I found my next shower curtain
Murica
So this happened today
Oh Grif. Sorry, I don't know who the artist is
Wait for it...
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Capcom
Friend of mine is in vet school, here's one of our texts
I saw Trailer Swift today! I didn't hook up with her though
How I've felt after watching the Deadpool movie
Exploding kittens came today!
How I feel in retail now that holiday season is over
My furry love bugs Spring (left) and Laz (right)
Happy Halloween everyone!
My favorite birthday wish courtesy of The Oatmeal: Matthew Inman
I asked for a pony, wtf is this shit Santa?
Saw an Imagurian on Xbox Live today
Saw brain candy live tonight!
Best name of 2019
Title
Obligatory cake day post
I lol'd
Meanwhile in America
She's made because she finally found out the egg came first
There's blood on his sweater already
I heard you like cooking and infographics, this satisfies both
I know Kim Jong Un is crazy, but look at that little bastard dance!
Be prepared for November
Our lives are a lie. Miyamoto just confirmed this
When it's cold and mom bundles you up in hand-me-downs
If this isn't the name of their new show I will be severely disappointed
Lock them up
Dog owners be aware
Coincidentally, or not, this is what I do to my friend in the car
Bork
10 minutes into Star Wars and chill, and he gives you this look
Hey you pikachu!
Bosses are the best
When I heard trump tweeted "Doing well, I think!"
Trying to blow dust off my phone screen and forgetting I have a mask on
KIRBY CORAL! KIRRRBY
What is this?
I never thought I'd relate to Stu so much
I'm all for gay rights but this is getting a but out of hand
Or you will get interrogated
Public Service Announcement
I think they should rethink their tag line
When I find a hidden Cera in a picture then check the username