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It's true. He doesn't.
Sep 12, 2016 9:10 PM
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GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Maybe Trump has some self control. I was quire surprised that when she fainted, he didn't accuse her of having fucking Hysteria.
ShadowRunner94
When you hear Hillary's health is declining
CoastalBiologist
enzosimier
You realise that if it's happening trump will win for sure ..
testedonsheeeep
If the DNC decides to replace Hillary now, Bernie will not be able to get on about half of the ballot. It's too late. Be realistic.
iHveNoCleverName
For real though man. Everybody on here makes it seem like he was robbed in the primaries, the man was beaten soundly.
deathnotejustice
wetfeet
I tried feeling the Bern. Turns out it was just an STD.
thisusernameisloading
#Bernt
sprbwlshuffler
But can he use email competently?
Ragnarok1030
Bernie sucks too
Xynatox
Hell yeah.
HeyMyCat
Hahaha and then nothing happens because you didn't vote you just share memes
rcrav
I don't mean to blow your mind, but people can do both.
ZRod
Hillary & supporters attacked Sanders for his age & non existent health issues & now are pissed others are doing it to Hillary. Karma?
Brizzly1146
Just another crooked politician.
bingtittletittlebong
ill-ary2016!
Eanikran
So....it's definitely confirmed that her human suit isn't actually running low on emails?
MrDocProfessor
I'm not sure... Still waiting on the medical examiners report. I'm a doctor... I know these things.
ifinallydiditnumber1345678
Was diagnosed on Sunday as well and still can't breathe w/o wheezing and I'm 57% sure I screwed up a rib by coughing! This sucks
MHfromNH
meh, I'd probably get sick too if I was traveling nonstop and shaking strange hands.
GaySpacePirate
Hillary has waaaay worse than pneumonia.
tardis63
What makes you say that?
Solomon13
Pneumonia doesn't cause spastic siezures.
tardis63
My fingernails are too long, my face is sunburned... Is that what we're doing? Saying true things that don't relate to Clinton?
nobodysheretoday
Because everyone became a doctor overnight
tardis63
More like everyone decided that something is true if they state it as fact. The Statue of Liberty is made of cheese! Vax cause autism!
FerbErrger
Shhh! Everyone quiet, the Clinton doctor is on imgur and he's going to tell us Hillary's secrets.
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
So... Do we just expect presidential candidates to be infallible? They're still human.
Counterfit
Dubya almost got taken out by a snack. Bill C fell down some stairs and fucked up his knee. Ford damn near fell off a carrier while in USN
AdolphusHitler
I actually think that choke caused some kind of brain damage. He never really acted "goofy" until after that happened.
TimothyGodfrey
neither did hillary.
iHveNoCleverName
FitzytheShark
A: Pneumonia's Treatable, B: That's not how it works, C: Bernie is 75, he'd be almost 80 by the end of his first term if he were elected.
JuanM0reTac0
Tell that to Arizona... McCain is probably going to pass away during his next term. 80 years old and has been senator for 29 years.
breakingcode
McCain has also been a less than cogent sock puppet for about 10 years now "What do I go say..? Ah ok I'll say that. Then I get a cookie?"
FitzytheShark
For all of the screaming about the system, you folks don't seem to want to educate yourselves on how it works or get involved.
zeshoopuf
As long as he doesn't get dementia or die, what does it matter if he'll be 80?
Aychelby
Dude, let it go.
CarolinHR
Right lol. Even IF Hil has to be replaced, the dnc would never nominate bernie
AdolphusHitler
Sanders also left the democrat party, so im not sure if they CAN elect him as their nominee.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
HateThePlayerAndTheGame
Yeah, but he probably enjoys his kneecaps, so...
damspam
I can never tell if this is a running joke akin to Ted Cruz being the zodiac or if people actually think HC acts like the goddamn mafia
tomyironmane
Clinton doesn't act like the Mafia. The Mafia consider the Clintons to be role models... an ideal to aspire to.
goldenspider666
The clintons are the mafia and Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
LargeCanine
And his third home.
ginnigan13
Gottim
VigorousButtstuff
This was a BS talking point from the start. Dude's been saving money for decades, he's allowed a creature comfort.
Imgurkoff69
Which I paid for with your $27 donations.
abcgfe12
NO REFUNDS!
amishcannoli
*by selling an inherited house he didn't want
Stolf
That revelation depressed the ever loving shit out of me
uncreativeusernamex
I don't see why
FilthyRedmond
Why? He earned it. It's not like he stopped fighting for free health care and college
ODriscollTJ
How did he earn it? (Looking for any sauces.)
iHveNoCleverName
That's probably why he didn't want release his tax returns?
HighImpactSexualViolence
But he did... It's his salary as a senator and his wife's salary. Small scale charitable donations. Nothing interesting at all.
iHveNoCleverName
He didn't release then. The man has three mansions in Vermont.
PaprikaSix
Because the best candidate lost, and his wife had to sell her family home so they could afford to buy a modest holiday home to retire in?
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Why?
AnythingMuchShorter
When did he ever say there should be no one rich enough to own vacation homes?
icameinlikeafeckingball
I don’t remember the details but I read that that story isn’t as bad as certain people want it to sound.
icameinlikeafeckingball
I believe it was something with another holiday home he’d inherited, but it was inconveniently located, so they sold that one (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
and then bought a new one with the money they made. Absolutely nothing to do with campaign funds in any case (he couldn’t if he wanted to).
Mitchz95
Er, what's with all the angry comments? I thought Imgur liked Bernie.
CarolinHR
beating a dead horse
ZRod
Correct the Record happened.
Xynatox
Hopefully they figured out that socialism doesn't work over the last few months,
Xbertie
I dunno, it's working rather well up here in Canada.
Xynatox
You have free healthcare, that's not total socialism. And not on the scale Cuck Sanders is proposing either.
LizardEnterprises
Even many of the people who liked him now really, really hate his supporters.
bedsound
Some of them act like children but most of them are just discouraged at this point
ShowMeYourBoardgames
Where as Bernie would have been the oldest US president ever elected. How exactly do you think he'd be able to handle pneumonia
ZRod
Hillary & supporters attacked Sanders for his age & non existent health issues & now are pissed others are doing it to Hillary. Karma?
ShowMeYourBoardgames
Just for the record I voted for Sanders
Moaguardian
Currently, both nominees would be the oldest president ever elected (Unless you count Reagan's second term)
ShowMeYourBoardgames
I just don't think people who are Bernie supporters should focus on the health of someone like 7 years younger. It's not a great argument
ShowMeYourBoardgames
I concede this isn't the strongest point. It's important to have an elected president to be in good health (although prez bartlet managed).
samjam10412
I have pneumonia :(
Counterfit
Get well on your own schedule.
samjam10412
Haha thanks! :)
PublicRelations
Same :(
samjam10412
Feel better!
NIPPLEHEAD69
Get well soon :)
samjam10412
Thank you! I'm thankfully through the worst of it
LovelyLadyLumps
Get well bro!
samjam10412
Thanks brometheus
whereigotogetdownvotes
I'm sorry to hear that. I had it 3 years ago and almost died. Didn't know anything for 5 days then just spent another 7 days in hospital.
samjam10412
Holy cow! I'm glad you're okay now. Thankfully it's just walking pneumonia for me and I'm over the worst of it.
whereigotogetdownvotes
Thanks, it was scary. I'm glad you're over it. Good luck.
PublicRelations
Had the same deal, just on antibiotics now, feeling better.
whereigotogetdownvotes
Good! Did they tell you that your chances of getting pneomonia again just increased dramatically? That's the worst thing about it all! Damn!
PublicRelations
This is my second time. I got it when I was 11, now 17. I assume the chances increase unless my luck is just terrible.
whereigotogetdownvotes
Unfortunately they do increase after the first time. Good luck and stay on top of it and you may never have it again, I hope. Twice for me.
facelessmessiah
Pneumonia doesn't disqualify you from being president
DrWhoodles
Unless you're William Henry Harrison....
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
"I can get paid for doing this!?"~WHH after hearing about Clinton's speech income.
RetConMan
Oh no, shh no one who calls Trump an idiot likes to hear about the hideous amount of income she has.
philosofox
To be fair, they didn't take his presidency away until he was extremely late for the job.
StormSaxon
Some people are saying she died now. Feel like that's reaching pretty far now
AlkeneThiol
Yes she's dead.
DelReyoX
It might if it kills her.
aalcoholism
We can only hope!
chunkblaster
See the comment below you. I highly doubt this is simply "Pneumonia".
pyruvate
yeah seriously, 4 million people get pneumonia annually. It's not a sign of weakness.
PhotoADayForAYear
Truth. Got rid of pneumonia earlier this year. Although very painful, here I am and I could function enough to stand up, and talk a bit.
TurdsOfWisdom
It can be a serious thing, especially for a 68 year old who is operating under serious stress
heynongman4pres
I'd vote for pneumonia itself over Trump. We'd be rid of the disease in a few weeks, but Trump will last four years.
AlkeneThiol
This is beautiful
aceebro
And if she dies or looks like she's going to come the election fair enough. But if she doesn't then it's entirely moot.
NIPPLEHEAD69
Then why would her campaign lie to the public and say she was in perfect health?
GoCorral
When was the last time they made that statement? She might not've had it at that point. But yeah, it's a total sign of weakness either way.
n0n53n53
because she doesn't really have pneumonia, but that's all they could come up with
ratratratrat
yo I had pneumonia last march and it took a few weeks of taking a pill and baboom I'm back to normal
FuzzyBwalls
Dumbass
SilverPoet
I worked through my entire bought of pneumonia. In retail. And my health aint great. So yea doubt its just that
testedonsheeeep
Sorry according to some people you are going to die soon.
secondgoaround
Some can die though. A sixth grader got it when I was in school and she died.
Xynatox
Yeah but you're not 800 years old and filled with the power of the dark side.
Beezlebubble
Never took meds for it when I was a kid. had it like 8 or 9 times
ShowMeYourBoardgames
boyfriend had it in high school and missed an entire semester. Kinda depends
kumochan
I thought that said baboon. I was most intrigued.
Lancebosh
You're probably not 68
shrekisourogrelord
You aren't a 68 year old woman with multiple blood clots, I'm gues
SometimesIJust
I had mono and didn't realize for over a year, which caused me to catch pneumonia bc of my weakened immune system. I was a wreck for months
Ariltongadottir
Hillary will never be normal...
MyDickStaysHardInGraveyards
Kek you're implying Shillary will become normal after her treatment?
DruidRaccoon
Normal? What the hell are you doing in here then?
Brizzly1146
Don't look up those symptoms on WebMD unless you want a terminal disease.
AnAccountToPostThis
Yeah but you're not 70 years old I imagine.
theflyingnun
I've had pneumonia four times and every time they have injected me full of antibiotics and I'm back to school in a week or two.
DrHotdogs
"Normal"
BallsackHippo
You're not 67yo
woodjoiner
My wife had it last fall and she was 100% in less then a day after strong IV antibiotics and fluids.
iHveNoCleverName
Don't tell that to Imgurians. They circle jerk you to death.
woodjoiner
I don't know what that means but it sounds like a pleasant way to die.
iHveNoCleverName
Be careful of what you wish for.
hadoeken
Your wife likely isn't old and probably didn't have a lot of health concerns already to begin with.
omsnoms
Than*
woodjoiner
Thank you for helping me get better.
omsnoms
Wow was that an honest thank you? You're not mad? THANK YOU FOR INSPIRING ME AT THE START OF MY DAY!
woodjoiner
Yes, that was an honest thank you. I made a grammar error and you helped me get better at writing by politely pointing out my error. 1/2
overkillengine
And keep in mind there are different kinds of pneumonia - some are due to another underlying condition.
pointlessinternetpoints
I had pneumonia when I was 17 and was hospitalized for a week and then put on meds for over a month. Shit sucks
Breaukun132
Have you considered the fact that there are different kinds of it, and how it affects older people? Some have died from it, others haven't.
Karbouno
Took my grandma tho. Turns out, age changes a lot of things...
Thisiscotty
Cause you dont need pants for a victory dance? :p
Nidiahk
I think we are just desperate
axiobeta
were you dragged into a van unconscious at any point?
captainclutch
Yeah but those pills don't work on lizard people
poochyena
Are you also 68 years old?
IridescentLotus
My son was born with pneumonia and lived, my grandfather was admitted the same day & stayed in the hospital until he succumbed to pneumonia
GrimDarkRealities
Age does affect this though, also most of us just want her gone, over half Trump's voter are just there to oppose her. This could change 1/2
GrimDarkRealities
how they vote, unless they are liars which is quite possible. 2/2
PublicRelations
Depends on what kind of pneumonia. I just had it two weeks ago. Spent a week in the hospital, now I'm taking antibiotics, feeling better.
ZombieDK
Shhhhhh!
Jenselina
are you a old woman?
DrForester
Are you a man? Because men are allowed to be sick and be President. Them fragile women folk should resign at the first cough.
shaizina
When I was 9 I had pneumonia I was out for almost 2 months.
Begotten
but your pneumonia wasn't just a symptom of a bigger problem
FuzzyBwalls
Hey guess what my dad had pneumonia and he died
flamingflamingo
Bernie Mac had pneumonia once. He fucking died.
ZRod
Ya but Hillary & supporters attacked Sanders 4 his age & non existent health issues & now are pissed others are doing it to Hillary. Karma?
LukkaPucca
Dang Truth!!!!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
It all depends what kind of pneumonia it is tbh
vowofloudness
Thank you for being honest about this delicate matter.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
I had bacterial pneumonia and I was nearly healthy enough to work. Which means I wasn't healthy at all, but I still showed up cause I need $
makemeasammich
Yep. My husband nearly died from pneumococcal pneumonia in 2010. He was 22, worked out daily, and in the icu in an induced coma for 3 weeks.
Ziexoro
didn't the muppet dude die from pneumonia? It was like a sudden occurrence and he just dropped dead? Sorry if everything is a question?
ginastringr
Exactly. My prof died last week of pneumonia. She's as old as hillary.
Bronnichiwa
So I can still vote Hillary?
myusernameisntfunny
Or not...
TheFrenchToastMassacreLady
Orochizilla
jontaylor07
You're 70 years old?
GaySpacePirate
You're not almost 70 years old.
SudoNimm
Are you over 65?
LeftCollectionBlueBird
Read Baboon.
erikthepenguin
I thought you were telling him to read Baboon.
bantur
I'd rather go the way of my ancestors than 'take' a baboon lol!
henkiepenkie2
Read babyboom...
TheDuke0fHazzard
Are you high?
tropicalsunfish
@IOnlyCommentWhenImHigh I'm so high right now respek
CirB
That's an impressive skill.
Msladyluck
Read as bamboo
eetsumkaus
well, you read wrong you baboon
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
*you baboom
risenRuin
Read that as read
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
Now keep in mind that it is harder to recover for an older person than compared to a younger person like you and I.
ADHDposterchild
...you and me; not I
iusedtobeanadveturerlikeyoubuttheniretired
kantackistan
He's not your guy, budday.
SterkOks
I'm not your budday, pal.
GamingEelektross
Its guy, friend, and buddy
Nihelus
The fact that they let a little girl come in for a hug makes me think this is BS. Either they're lying or she's not being very safe.
DDPB9k5G
either they are lying or . smart money is on lying when it comes to the Clintons.
cupcakesaresexxxii
lol I like you
whatbuttondoipush
Great, now pirate96 is going to be found dead. "death by suicide, he fell down some stairs onto 23 bullets"
CammyD
Are you a doctor?
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
Well I read an article on webMD that was wrote in 1982. So ya I am a doctor.
Mitheledh
Also keep in mind that they told 3 or 4 different stories before finally admitting it was pneumonia.
BanadecCamberbootch
With the giant fucking shitshow that the media makes over everything she does while allowing Trump free reign, of course they lied.
Mitheledh
Right, because changing stories doesn't throw fuel on that fire.
BanadecCamberbootch
Exactly my point. Trump changes his stories like a fashionista changes their shoes, and the media loves it. It's a massive double standard.
jyetie
When I had pneumonia, I was told it was a cold, and then bronchitis, and then they finally did a chest xray.
Mitheledh
She was told it was pneumonia 2 days before she collapsed. After she collapsed it was first heat, then allergies, then she was fine.
Mitheledh
THEN finally they admitted it was pneumonia.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Yeah, and so is Polio, but we still elected FDR for like 40 years
TheFloridaiestMan
Ppl didn't know actually.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
After the first term or 2 they found out.
QuatroDoesGood
He actually hid that from the public very well
Sephority
He had polio as a kid. The effects just followed him into adulthood.
ConvenientTruth
He had polio when he was an adult, he got it during the 1920s
TheFloridaiestMan
Pneumonia kill oldies true story. I mean not all of them but still serious stuff.
ultimatezeus
she is rich its ok
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Yeah. I need to develop a stronger strain
TheFloridaiestMan
Username checks out. Be sure they apologize to you before they die. Proper way for everything
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
They are always sorry...
icounttopotato
You're probably not 69 in an extremely high stress campaign for an even higher stress job. Nor have you murdered as many people.. I hope..
a1a1b2
http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/bodycount.asp
keeganrms
Thank you. Too many tin foilers on this site
Name30
So many! I'm getting pretty disappointed with this site.
DaneGlesack
Bye Felicia
bvtthole
The downvotes on these two comments are making me want to quit Imgur.
imnotryan
Are you 70 years old, in visibly poor health, fainted in public at least 3 times in 3 years, suffered a blot clot to the dome recently...?
AlkeneThiol
Visibly poor health? Biased much?
imnotryan
shes in visibly poor health. it's been in the news for weeks before this. have you seen a picture of her? entire country is talking about it
AlkeneThiol
Yes I've seen the specifically chosen bad angle in bad lighting Drudge Report put on its front page. Good job being manipulated
armrha
Blood clot was almost certain Leiden factor V... I have the same thing. Easily managed with warfarin once you know about it.
imnotryan
how many other major health problems do you have compounding that one at your old age and high stress job?
armrha
Zero, and I'm young and healthy. I just don't think the clotting issue is a concern on its own. Other stuff, the fainting? Concerning...
imnotryan
health issues compound one another and become worse with age.
BrownskinOriental
You all know FDR had polio right? That guy was president forever and won WW2. Being healthy is a bad thing, we need some1 with an illness.
madgodrhinoprime
But FDR had a good claim to fame, this is the queen of lies. Do not confuse paragons with criminals.
madetheaccountjustforyou
*had* polio. When he president he simply had the paralysis from having HAD polio earlier in his life.
mrdrprofessorjustin
Doesn't mean we need her though
GodEmperorOfImgur
Different time, different people.
George3rd
Mike D and AD Rock for President!
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
Andddd don't forget it is very likely Reagan already had Alzheimer's during his second term, we've had many dying presidents
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
So lets elect a dying one going in? That makes 0 sense. If it was any other job interview bad health would be a deal breaker.
Ensano
arguably that could be considered discrimination and get a company into a lot of hot water
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
If she had a life threatening illness I 100% think that would disqualify her but she doesn't, she has pneumonia.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Mrs Wilson pretty much ran the show after Woodrow's Stroke and Kennedy hid his Addison's disease.
TheWayOfTheBear1776
But all she does is lie, then lie to cover that lie, then lie to cover another lie.
madgodrhinoprime
You do not deserve these downvotes
TheWayOfTheBear1776
Never cared. Imgur points are trifles. Going to keep saying my opinion even if the lemmings don't agree.
hooktail419
Why is a healthy President bad, exactly?
coldare10
But FDR hid the fact that he had polio.
edclancer001
So the lesson here is that if Hillary hadn't fainted, no one would have reason to know or care that she had polio. Damned either way
TheThingNoNotThatOne
And Hillary is hiding the fact that she has seizures or a brain tumor or Super AIDS or whatever the diagnosis of the week is.
tardis63
You mean the media hid the fact that he had polio to help his public opinion
DrunkBarbaraWalters
Zombie Freddy Mercury for President!
silentheaven
theyre going to give the spot to joe biden
ThatOneIrishGuy
The deadline to put a candidate on the ballots has already passed bro, get ready for a trump America.
ArkenX
The ballot access is already guaranteed for the Democratic Party candidate, if Clinton dies or drops out, she could be replaced by the DNC.
IMakeUpRandomFacts
You're not the only one to have that thought. I think it's a strong maybe
rossimus
Basically any party-made choice will be considered illegitimate by 51% of America. DNC better pray she's healthy.
johnvictor
I don't think you understand how our country understands politics.
rossimus
Okay
FireworksMakeMyEarsYell
I have this wacky theory that there is no open spot.
matthdew
As long as the Onion articles about him are true as well.
IceBankMiceElf69
They totally would. And he'd destroy Trump.
DuggFunnie
lol you anti-trump people always seem so nervous
IceBankMiceElf69
I'm not anti-Trump, I'm being realistic. Not a big fan of the guy but I certainly don't share the never-Trump sentiment you see here.
DuggFunnie
well, I disagree with your notion that Biden, or really ANY last-minute desperate sub-in for the Democratic party could beat Trump
IceBankMiceElf69
Fair enough. I just think that Biden's better liked than Hillary and I could see that swaying people on the fence to vote Dem.
bwbutterfly
So wait - can they actually do that? I've never heard of a sub in the middle of a presidential race.
Moaguardian
Tim Kaine seems like a more likely choice
NowThatsWhatICallImages
Who?
HesusChristos
Who the fuck would vote for Tim Kaine?
cardboardwhales
I'm ready for big daddy Joe. Are you?
sowetoninja
Biden is fucking creepy...
Khenny92
HELL YES DIAMOND JOE
sarzaya
Please let this be a true rumor. Internet usually has kind of true(ish) tumors.
sarzaya
*rumors!
SergeantSalsa
Well to be frank this whole internet thing is massive goddamn tumor
DrClaww
No, no...you were right the first time lol
AdmiralCuddles
It's not a tumah!
Xynatox
Oh god that would be so much better than Hillary or Bernie...
thebigcheese
Honest question (meaning, I'm not trying to start a fight or troll), what's wrong with Bernie in your opinion?
Imgurkoff69
Sellout. Scam artist. Doesn't believe in charity, so took the Campaign funds and bought a lakefront third house.
ImmortanJimBob
Wrong and thoroughly debunked.
Imgurkoff69
Not an Argument.
Imgurkoff69
While simultaneously preaching that most Americans already have too much and should give their excess to those without.
Xynatox
He's a socialist, for one, that just doesn't work. For two, he's a huge cuck and lets people walk all over him.
thebigcheese
OK. I'm from the UK so politics is a bit different here. What's so bad with being a socialist and what does being one mean to Americans?
Xynatox
Socialism is a pipe dream that doesn't work in practice. It heavily favors the government and those in government.
TheBlackKaiser
I have no doubt they will do this should Hilary step down. But to run a candidate that no one voted to be the candidate makes me worried.
Knivz
They've already done that
icameinlikeafeckingball
Well, as a Brit, some people had the same thought when they put Theresa May in charge, and they were told to STFU because that’s (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
just how the system works. Add to that the huge bias the DP has always had for Clinton (which isn’t the only factor in her nomination (2)
icameinlikeafeckingball
ofc, but it helped) and the fact that Biden never ran in the first place because his son had died, and it’s hard to tell whether any (3)
icameinlikeafeckingball
decision the party makes corresponds truly to what the people want. (4)
justpassingby47
Does he want it?
DataLady
No, which is probably why he's the best choice. I say this as someone who also likes Bernie and Clinton
thomkemp
Bet he would take it.
karafrackingthrace
Probably not, if he's smart.
Gidyup
Especially if it's taken from Clinton. That's a good way to end up on "permanent sabbatical "
xesom
He doesnt have a choice.
PapiBlanco
Can Obama be his VP
justpassingby47
Haha he'll be the shotgun candidate
xesom
"...youre going to be the president." "But I dont wanna."
somf
TheDogEnd
I'd pick Bernie first, but I'd take Joe Biden over Hillary Clinton even if he had pneumonia and she were as hale as a college freshman.