ShadowRunner94

3643 pts ยท February 15, 2016


Recent college grad, now working full time as clinician at an acute detox center. Going back to school for Respiratory Therapy. Lover of dank memes, doges, science, and women in that order. Oh yeah I also speedrun various video games from time to time on Twitch. www.twitch.tv/shadowshanker94

Silly humans we have been in power all along

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I got bored at work

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To all my fellow designated drivers tonight

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The truth behind the slogan

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How Spacey are you?

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MFW i pass my ex on the way to class at 9 in the morning and she's already shit faced

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WHOSE THAT POKEMON?

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Meanwhile in the Meme-iverse

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When my coworker complains about her hired Mexican to trim her lawn

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What my parents see when I mention Bernie Sanders

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I took a dare to go on 9gag for 10 minutes

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MFW i post an image that I found hilarious but it goes from +1 to 0 after refresh

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Samsung is finally out-pacing Apple for coverage in the news

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Last Halloween I attempted to carve an actual heart

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Actual doctor's notes

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Meanwhile on wallstreet

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MFW my college mate returns home to newly placed Google Fiber

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MFW i make it through July 29th

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How I will be passing July 29th

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You've just activated my trap card...

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Mfw the local Thai restaurant takes a reservation for my date and I arrive to locked doors and the lights off

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I've worked at an acute Detox center for the past month.

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MFW my best friend's mom tries to advance on me

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Hidden rules of Imgur

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Quick! While internet is distracted by the debate, let's get Bird Up to FP!

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My parent's reaction to finding me curled up in my bed stuffing my face with food while Binge watching JonTron

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Just uninstalled League after 4 years of playing

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MFW I can't see my final grades a week before graduating thanks to a financial hold

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MFW my son asks me where babies come from

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Mfw my bro and I roll away from a job and I turn to talk to our hostage with my gun out and my finger slips

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