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1000
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58546
Just picked this up, Bitter-sweet
72
21
2451
doughnut holes
38
10
1799
MRW I see this selfie thing
5
0
127
This is getting scary
30
9
1312
6" long, hard, goes in your mouth
1
0
234
Crap
31
7
1514
Needs big pink fluffy shoes
11
4
366
Miss ya Papa
23
3
977
yippee ki yay
46
19
2395
Adulting can be hard
6
5
474
Who's your John?
2
2
282
Everyone has met this guy. His name is Dick
66
13
2813
2 Mondays in a row
34
2
1952
Math
27
3
1310
She's the bees knee
21
19
812
Seems legit
43
5
1265
Mrs. Kardashian
8
1
536
And this is the 9 you brought home
18
7
888
Need an antassid?
2
7
324
Let me know when you're in town. I'll keep an eye out for you
5
7
12
Should've bought that damn boat
2
1
265
FML
1041
46
44219
That poor dog
46
6
1226
Human roadblock goes horribly right
28
22
654
Today's kids have no idea
1530
139
125600
Wonder if he has condoms?
9
4
9
I'd get laid, promoted, rich and did I mention laid?
35
11
707
My boss is my cloud
21
5
9
Well...... crap
8
7
396
Anyone have change for a quarter?
9
6
10
Not sure how safe
68
14
15
The mother lode
64
11
1308
Public service announcement.
2614
152
93332
I've been gone for 8 days. Inform me
79
13
13
Oprah is Mother Nature
7
2
9
Ba Da Bing
15
5
426
Hillary does that to people
4
5
6
Has someone taken your faith?
5
2
332
To my vegan friends
27
7
9
When you daughter is a lesbian
15
5
583
Be happy it's not your Proctologist.
1
1
300
Not regular stupid, this is advanced stupid
30
8
15
Hit me up
8
1
308
Attitude
11
2
20
Dammit Moon Moon
38
0
1140
That's MR. 3JOH22A
1
2
4
Don't rush us ladies
26
4
7
Push
94
7
18
And you have more sex
46
4
63
New sign going up in Hillary's old office
-5
2
6
Some days
1383
67
52668
Only 2 miles away
55
3
9