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Jul 17, 2025 1:34 PM

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NASA astronauts uniformly report that having to learn Russian is the hardest part of their training.

First, I tell people "we use all our letters" - so all those mad combos making, silent letters, etc. in English to make dozens of vowels out of five vowels. Second, NO ONE actually speaks like this. You can learn all the conjugations, tenses, and all but everyone mumbles. Words slide together, verbs for I / you / he are all the same sound. People don't talk like classroom recordings. :) e.g. - " Ah beh veh geh deh eh e-yoh szheh zeh, ee, ee-ktratkoyeh, keh.."

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Slava Ukraini

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Hello my dear students

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I love when folks use Cyrillic letters to make an English word look slavic-y, because the actual pronunciation is always hilarious gibberish

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its actually a pretty staight forward language when it comes to grammar and spelling. it just sounds weird af

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Does the vodka kick in around the 3rd to last line?

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, everyone knows. Put the tip of your tongue against the guy in the canoe and repeat that alphabet.

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If you know the Greek alphabet, you're already halfway there

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Already coded. Nifty!

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"put it in H!"

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I hate to tell you this, but when I studied in Moscow, long story, they would have never printed. Cyrillic cursive to me is the only way to write in Russian.

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When I was learning it 35 years ago in a primary school my teacher was nothing like that. красивая

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I’d prefer to learn Ukrainian 🇺🇦

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Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That’s nice.. now spell “ get the fuck out of Ukraine”.

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My favorite is 44. "Shieee..."

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Well, it could be worse. Russian is relatively pleasant to listen to (for Westerners) and the fundamentals are the same. Imagine, having to learn Chinese. Rather unpleasant to listen to and completely different from any other language.

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Listening to eastern european girls talk is soooooo something something.

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I studied Russian in college and still speak fluently today. Cyrillic is a bitch to learn as an English speaker.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Its an alphabet like latin, not realy that hard, imagine silabic scripts or eorse

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Handwritten Cyrillic is bollocks but I never had a real problem with the printed form and I only did evening classes. The biggest problem I had is that the spelling system isn't quite phonetic and they don't usually mark ё, you're just s'posed to rote learn where they are as if it was English.

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I don't think cyrillic is hard to learn; most of the symbols have English equivalents, and the words/letters are quite phonetic too unlike English where spelling doesn't really indicate how to pronounce a word at all without considering all the context cases and exception cases that exist.

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I had a coworker who went to divinity school (where he had to study the New Testament in the original language). He was trying to learn Cyrillic in order to do missionary work in Russia. After I explained the history of how Saint Cyril brought Christianity to Russia and he based the script on Greek letters (St Cyril being Greek Orthodox - which is why Russian Christians are also Orthodox), it made total sense to my coworker and he was able to learn the alphabet in days.

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Why yikes? It's just a different alphabet. Most languages don't even say the latin alphabet the same either. I'm not a genius but I taught myself Cyrillic in my free time at 6th form from a book (pre internet) and once you can read words out loud they're much easier to translate.

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My wife is a teacher and a language specialist. She says Latin needs to make a hard comeback as a possible language option in highschool. It helps understanding language rules and spelling in English much easier.

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I can see that but it's not hugely useful unless you plan to go in to law or languages - I merely meant the Latin alphabet that western Europe uses, not the language.

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It needs to make a hard come back because it's so pleasant to listen to.

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I'd argue that learning _any_ foreign language is going to teach skills that make it easier to think systematically about English. Latin is great, and I'm glad I studied it, but I don't think it's particularly special in this respect, with the possible exception of the substantial amount of Latinate and Latin-influenced vocabulary that English has adopted, particularly in specialist fields.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People whose brains can pick up languages like this quickly are amazing

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You mean "children"

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большое спасибо

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I mean, to be clear, you're not supposed to actually know Russian after this video.

Also, the audio quality is not good. I am at least aware of what it should sound like but the mic + the woman turning away when pronouncing the letters makes it harder to understand than it needs to be.

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But also, Russian pronunciation is quite soft. So even if the audio quality was good or this was in person, it'd be hard to make a good distinction between these sounds.

It's probably worse because the names of the letters don't even have much of an influence on how you use them. Not dissimilar to English - knowing how to pronounce the letter "c" as part of the alphabet, doesn't help you that much with using it.

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as someone who knows a bit about this: These are the NAMES of the letters not the sounds, like how 'double you' is said 'W'. The language is very phonetic and each sound only says one thing and words always read one way. Its one of the easier languages to learn.

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It's not completely phonetic, though. Just enough to trick you.

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How do they form cohesive words with all those silly sounding letters says the guy speaking English.

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Q as in Quba!

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These are letter names not letter sounds.

Think "double u" versus "wuh"

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Those aren't the sounds of those letters, those are the names of them. Like in english U = You. or X = Eks.

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XLN

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Gollum looks wrong. The rattlesnake is only supposed to sound like an L when it's at the end of a "syllable", right?

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hangul a dyslexics worst nightmare

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20 years later I can still phonetically read out Korean. Poorly, but I can do it. If it looks like C it's D. Learned that listening to a CD. G sound looks like the inner part of a G in a fancier font. If it looks like L it's N, Ellen taught me that. If it looks like E it's T, saw that on ET. The Tree stands up and the brook lies down.

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I saw this a long time ago and still remember some of the mnemonics (gun, nose, & tree in particular). I would add ㄱ ㄷ & ㅂ to the list of ones that make a different sound at the end of the syllable, add that with certain vowel sounds ㅅ sounds like sh rather than s, and ㅐ & ㅔ don't sound different from each other (both sound kinda like they rhyme with neigh, though I have heard historically they used to sound different).

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Some sites with audio examples that helped me learn the sounds: https://www.90daykorean.com/ko">iation/">https://www.90daykorean.com/korean-pronunciation/ https://www.howtostudykorean.com/unit0/

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The best part of that is the two spelling mistakes.

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In 2016 I spent several months in Russia (mostly rural/Siberia) after spending 3 years here in Canada learning Russian first. Whenever I'd walk into a café and see the menu was handwritten in cursive, I'd just want to cry.

(Luckily most cafés there have a lot of overlap in the range of dishes they sell, so I could usually ignore the menu and just ask for things I expected them to have. But still.)

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Old German cursive (kurrent) is also super scribbly. English cursive is downright easy next to that.

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1890s steel nib pen has entered the chat

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Honestly ballpoints didn't help scribbliness: probably made it much worse.

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I have a couple of WWII era German postcards and I think the only way to read kurrent is to know what it says beforehand. (/s, but only a little)

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I can generally read print, but I don't even try cursive. Especially since it is often written quickly... The only time I tried to write it, I couldn't even read what I wrote. It just looked like morse code of cursive e's and l's.

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Neatly written, it's super easy. Messy handwriting is messy no matter what, but messy cursive is certainly harder. Also much easier if you grew up with it.

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My wife sent me a snap of a post-it note she wrote a couple of weeks ago: "Help, I can't read my own (cursive) handwriting" I had to decode it for her.

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Generally, cursive only makes sense to people who are fluent in that language. Of the languages that I speak, I can only read cursive in 2. The rest are totally opaque - especially Japanese "cursive" - which is so bad that even Japanese natives have trouble reading handwritten Japanese. .

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That said, every Japanese person I've met that I saw write had the neatest handwriting I've ever seen.

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You need to be fluent enough that your brain can run a predictive text algorithm on the scribbles based on context.

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TIL my doctor is a Russian?

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Underrated joke

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As a Ukrainian who was forced to learn Russian when I was little (decades ago) yeah this is not even exaggerating. I hated it and I hate it even more today.

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Russian was easier than Finnish, still working on that one.

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Mitä tarkoitat?

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Trying to learn, Grandfather was Finnish and have been working on it for a couple decades. I learned enough Russian to get by in Kyrgyzstan over one summer. I learned some Turkish and could understand a lot of Kyrgyz pretty quickly too. The romance languages were cake compared to all of those.

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Finnish has the easiest number system I've ever seen and the easiest pronunciation system (due to the writing system only being 300yrs old) but everything else is ludicrous.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finnish and it's ridiculous fucking Excel chart of inflecting and conjugating EVERYTHING.

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You can replace many of them with adpositions.

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Can you give an example?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's OK, not all Finnish speakers do well either.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s okay, you still have plenty of time to Finnish.

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Seriously though, which parts of Finnish do you find the hardest?

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If I'd have to guess, the part where you can make up entire words with entire information content of a full sentence by just adding or slightly changing it. Just say Oravanvaraoravana quickly a few times.

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*Gestures vaguely*

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Vittu

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So did my cousin, that's the best time to learn.

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Me too. And still cant. Just turning 51, born and raised Finn.

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Why would You want to learn russian?

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You need to know language of your enemy, it's the most imporant rule of how to win, everyone knew German during WW2, Americans, Russians, British.

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So that you can correctly insult russian kids in online video games of course.

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But wait, theres more!

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This is a carefully chosen extreme example tho.

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I don't understand 1st and 6th only, and it's not because of the how it's written but because i don't remember the word it represents

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Hah. That's nothing. Just wait until you read a doctor's handwriting in English.

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One doesn't read a doctor's handwriting in English, one just FEELS the intent behind the scribble.

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More like cursedive.

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And there I was looking at the * like character and thinking you couldn't write cursive with that.

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Now it makes sense. Of course they can't win wars.

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Fuck that

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Hehe, this almost looks like Süterlin, Script variant of German. (Picture says "Sütterlin Kalender 2025).

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Had a teacher make me learn this in high school, comes in handy at the weirdest of times. Also very helpful at museums.

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I'm not fluent in reading it, I need to learn it too! I want also to read the texts in Museums!

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The thing with russian cursive is that bunch of different letters looks same-ish. So you can write 5 different letters but end up with something that looks like 8 "u" in a row. Even russians has sometimes problem to read it as the have to guess whats written.

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Same with Sütterlin, most Germans can't read it anymore. But I have to say the Russian kursiv looks worse to decipher!

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When it's actual penned cursive instead of a typeface, it's easier. Not much, but still easier.

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Depends on the kind of cursive.

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True enough

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Is this... a doctor's note?

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Ah, the page I use to test if the pen has ink.

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Half of those sound the same to me.

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And the other half are mislabeled, H is N? Fuck.

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Half are the same, except they assigned half of those Greek characters to mix things up while using the familiar characters for different sounds.

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B,c,d,e,g,p,t,v (and z) if your american all sound the same

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B,C,D,E,G,P,V,Z

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It's admittedly not the best audio quality.

Also it's not like English or other languages' letter names are super distinguishable either, that's part of why the NATO phonetic alphabet was made.

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Try using your other ear.

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Your rear ear.

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IMO she is enunciating a little too hard the eh sound at the end of the letter's pronunciation. In my experience, it's a sort of drop off at the end. Idk like maybe this is how a valley girl would say the English alphabet?

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The recording setup is not great to catch the differences; you'd probably have the same difficulty if it were the English alphabet (how many of the letters end in an -ee sound?), especially with the voiced-versus-unvoiced forms.

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imagine how it sounds over a very compressed audio range in radio transmission and crappy speakers/headphones... yikes

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AEE BEE SEE DEE EEE EF GEE EHSH EYE JAY KAY EL EM EN OH PEE QUEUE ARE ES TEA YOU VEE DOUBLEYOU EX WHY and ZEEE (or sometimes ZED)

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also russian splits out more vowels into their own letter. english just goes 'this letter can make 5 sounds, 2 sould similar to this letter, 1 like this letter, but makes this sound when mixed with this letter). we need accents above letter in english soo damn bad.

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russian is no worse than using english, if anything slightly less problematic? o/a can blend like in english, ш/щ too and ы placement to be hard to get right for me.

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It’s way more phonetic than English, and sentence structure is much simpler. Even the cases are fairly intuitive imo. The verb system is a raging bitch

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There are ten vowels and half of them are slight variations on e.

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English has roughly 20 vowels depending on accent, even if only five (and sometimes six) letters are used to represent them. If you can speak English, you can probably manage this.

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Well if the English speakers i know are your standard you are trying to lie to people. Why.

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That is the reason that Soundex was created to analyze census data - eliminate the vowels and it makes spelling names easier. Some states use Soundex for part of your driving license number (Florida did, might still be doing it).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soundex

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Bruh, "vordeznach" and "merkeznach" got me jacked up!!!!

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hard sign & soft sign. note how half of the vowels sound like they have an english "y" in front ("a" vs. "ya"). these signs modulate that.

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this are weird letters too, like they don't do much but they're very important for some reason

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Like Y = "eegaryega" in Spanish. Very important letter!

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These are the letters names, not their sounds

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Names still have sounds.

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Shore do... But... Not as relevant

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I think it’s what the original poster meant… that the name of the letters sound the same to them.

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