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Nov 8, 2014 10:34 AM
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HiImSteve
I can't look at him without thinking of an N64 cartridge
melissaaahhh
what is his hairline?
thedagobahswampmonster
This repost so old RDJ had another epiphany while eating Burger King.
BlueStringsAttached
This was referenced in Captain America: The Winter Soldier
PattiMichelle
Always be rich
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Til celebrities txt each other and I'm here posting on mobile cause no one talks to me
iloveyourmumandshelovesmeyouregettingabrotherin123
Watch the source and you will also see his 19yo daughter. Just sayin'. ;)
Br1zzy25
Did his 5 year old cut his hair?
cgvega
step 2: be rich and be friends with famous celebrities
kilroyishere
"that was amazing for a five year old" fuck if RDJ came to my fucking birthday party I would be pumped, doesnt matter the age.
runningman73
Fox and Downey actually starred together in the movie Due Date. Very hilarious.
Ralfidogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhU0gL3fRfg 2:32
teggykid952
RDJ doin' god's work.
beezyfo
I'd like to think he paid it forward by showing up to another child's birthday party dressed as Mother Fucker Jones.
omnirock
i think as parents, we can all relate to that :/
Tzaot
As mental 5 year old, I can at least
Rodolph
Sauce please?
DonkinDunnts
It's so weird to hear someone casually say they texted Robert Downey Jr. That blows my mind.
KarlHungusssss
His daughter Corinne goes to my school and is actually a pretty sweet girl. Kudos to him for raising a good person.
getotterhere
His family is nice and sweet. They are not snobs and look down on the poor. I worked at a party rental store and we had to set up for his
getotterhere
Party for christmas. They treated us respectfully and even offered drinks in the house and talked to us. Kind people they are.
jjcena
@frogsoap read the comments
derpisasderpdoes
Just wait until he throws a Django party
marximusprime
Oh, man, that'd be off the chain!
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
This comment made my night
HalloweenAintTillManana
hahaha This comment shall rise!
derpisasderpdoes
*Tips my hat* Why thank you :), Much love
r2nied2
you mean a mandingo party?
TheFinalDoctor
I throw a Django party and you choose to wear that? http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f8ecfARCWhI/hqdefault.jpg
DigitalBlank
foxx:"you're not coming are you?" RDjr: "
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TheWorldMayNeverKnow
Fuck your gifv.
DigitalBlank
I don't know I just picked the first thing I saw, I don't know what a .gifv is
befuddledbeluga
Sauce, starts at 2:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhU0gL3fRfg (Jamie Foxx does AN AMAZING RDJ impression at 3:07)
leaflock
Dude, here's the deal.
slurmlover
I'm here dude.
TerrenceFletcher
Its nice to see that "people are people" when you strip away the money and fame. Either your a douche or compassionate +1 RDJ
LordeLucifer
You're, as in you're welcome!
data2dyne
RDJ FTW
Tzaot
Well if he had an actual suit he'd be Iron man, science hurry up
TimTheScifiGuy
How great would it be if RDJ, Scarjo, and Jeremy Renner dropped their acting careers and became the actual characters they play.
razmann
plot twist: they already did.
TimTheScifiGuy
And then Renner could totally go "HURDUR I SHOT A THING ALSO, LOOK GUISE" every time they were called to action.
mrfuzzynuggets
must be nice to just text rdj!
TOTOAFRICA
Well my name is Rob so you're like almost there in a way.
crunkful
I kind of miss the rains down in Africa
almondsareimportant
I would abuse this power so hard.
mrfuzzynuggets
right! like, what up dude? wanna grab pizza??? or hey, what color socks are you wearing... lol
opcrystal
Suuure. 'Socks'
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
One day RDJ will be texting for Django Freeman.
ActuallyAPirate
As a mobile user, why didn't you just use pics?
MikeMilli
Yes.
ExplainerOfJokes
Because it's a repost.
Nevv
As someone with no life, it's mostly because OP is a reposter and not using original content.
HughLaurie
Because then we wouldn't have all the "as a mobile user" circle jerk comments.
CookieOfAwesome
Just click the "View Album Page" option. Much better on mobile. But yeah, I agree, I wish there were less GIFs.
TaintedGENE
git gud
guminski
As an internet user, why don't you use the internet and socialize when you're not on it?
ballaBOSS
body language trumps ALL
22Below
These types of gifs are usually ripped right off a tumblr gifset
RunsOnPizza
Generally I agree with you, but these gifs happen to be really full of expression that would be lost on still pictures.
eruval82
Not really
snabble
Its so the deaf users can lip read, god how can you be so insensitive.
imnotgoingtodebateyoujerry
I had to think about this for a second.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
As someone with a slow ass internet connection, why didn't you just use pics?
turkwinif
Here here!
InnocentValley
Yay! I'm not alone!
jeccius
His haircut follows the outline of the Ironman helmet.
ArcticEnigma
GenericEric
He is indebted to that dude. That means anything, even cutting his hairline so you are subconsciously reminded of Iron Man, and thusly RDJ
MorganHasABigOrgan
I fucking love you for this comment
jrau18
But upside down.
RX78
Actual lol. +1
sellek9000
top comment every time this is posted. also true.
jeccius
Was this said before? Awww. Bloody true though, it looks like his face will open and reveal Tony Stark any minute.
compsognatus
We need more people like you...
SomeGeographer
I cannot unsee this now.
TaintedGENE
glad someone said it
eggmuffin
It's not a haircut, the helmet is just a really, really tight fit.
BaconsAndBurgers
Best comment of the day. If only there was +10...
ColonelLandoCalrissianoDeLasFuerzasEspeciales
That's the price he paid for having Iron Man at his daughter's birthday.
Sauroctonus
He had to repay the debt somehow.
mrmcspicy
Jamie fox IS the iron man suit!
registeredtoproveimawesome
But.. Robert Downey Jr was .. inside.. of.. the suit.. good god.
notcleverenoughforusernames
War machine
undeadmonkey
Curses you beat me to it.
dEdGrimley
It's so nice when good things happen to rich celebrities.
CareIDoNot
Bitter bitch
BoilingMan
LMAO!!!!
hunteristheman
this comment made my day, thank you.
Toonight
Yes because watching people suffer is so much more enjoyable.
LastSonOfGallifrey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvcRQiOraGE
Justzissguy
There is loathing dripping off of your text.
ignatiuspopular
Earth needs more of you
Melvior
Those 5 year olds don't care about how rich someone is. He made their day, that's what counts.
drlazercatz
Well, at least some of those guys do actually do wonderful things for the world, things our government doesn't do so there is that.
dEdGrimley
No one here did anything for "the world". This was one famous person doing something for another famous person.
drlazercatz
Yes, I know that. I can read, you know.
VaultDweller
I won't condemn good people for being rich and being nice to each other.
Xynatox
Yes. Jamie Fox's daughter, the richest of celebrities. God, why are you such a dick?
dEdGrimley
Dammit... You're right, she's poor.
Xynatox
Oh man rich people shouldn't be allowed ANY HAPPINESS AT ALL. What are you, a fucking Marxist? Get out of here.
dEdGrimley
I actually lol'd at that. Re-read that before I comment, you've gotta be trolling or don't realize what you just said.
MarshallDaemon
*sigh* Yeah...
ipromisediwouldntbutohwell
People. It's so nice when good things happen to people. I like hearing about it.
dEdGrimley
Do you want me to come to your kids party and bring... I dunno, I guess dead stuff?
ipromisediwouldntbutohwell
I don't have kids, but, uh, sure... We'll fire up the grill, you bring the dead stuff. Yeah. Sounds like a plan?
dEdGrimley
Sure. Can't promise it'll be really "grillable" stuff.
CanadiansWilllRule
A happy thing happened, be happy about it. It takes up too much valuable energy to be bitter.
NewCreatures
Seriously.
dEdGrimley
Dude, I said it was so nice.
CanadiansWilllRule
True, the joy just *radiated* from those words!
dEdGrimley
I'm always radiating something.
CanadiansWilllRule
Radiation in dangerous, you should get that checked out.
kindsoberandfullydressed
Yeah, that was exactly my thought... This is how someone gets spoiled...
mantha0n3
I just laughed loudly and sharply and scared the fuck out of rabbit ha ha ha
ninjagaidensigma
mantha0n3
<--- more like this
RunsOnPizza
Not the rabbit, not your rabbit, just rabbit. Rabbit is eternal. Praise rabbit.
mantha0n3
HA HA Ha ha ha ha! When I type quickly sometimes I miss entire words evidently!
RunsOnPizza
Heheh, I do that too. Glad I could give you a laugh.
mantha0n3
Praise rabbit!
Twobrokenhands
This is one of the greatest things I've read in here. You sir/madam are awesome.
NewCreatures
Really? Out of everything you have read on imgur, this comment with undertones of envy and hatred was the best of all?
Twobrokenhands
Yes, I've only been lurking for a hot minute. So over time my taste/opinion will change accordingly.
ImpeachBarackHusseinObama
It's not always good things. Nobody ever talks about the papercuts they get from handling crisp $100 bills.
ninjagaidensigma
Wanting to be Bill Gates for 1 day, to make the money he makes in 1 day... is that too much to ask?
WrongUn
Not to mention the tired arms they get from huge $10,000 giftbags at celebrity parties
mirria
http://what-if.xkcd.com/imgs/a/118/heavy.png relevant
rubbarz
Bills? HA. More like picking food out of their finger nails with black credit cards. (no max out)
Evillink1
The struggle is real!
Twobrokenhands
chardrak
Rich people? Touching physical money? Never happens for any reason.
LicensedAdHominem
except bathing in it
vorduul
How do you snort your coke?
rubbarz
Fan mail.
ImpeachBarackHusseinObama
You obviously have never watched Duck Tales.
jandagators
DuckTales FTW!!
LearningOnImgur
Foxx worked his ass off to be one of those rich celebrities, so you can't hate on it too much. He's also pretty damn brilliant.
nogoat23
Collateral is one of my favorites.
mechanimated
I guess it gets in peoples grills because, well, what is really the value of hard work? Even if one said acting and, say, crab fishing (1)
dEdGrimley
It's a nice story and all, and credit enough to RDJ, but it's not like most people can text him and have him show up somewhere.
TheMoistBandit
Do you not?
dpressedninja
Most people haven't been in movies with RDJ.
mechanimated
were equally hard, is acting really worth 300x the labor of a crab fisherman? At what point is the pay gap insultingly huge? (2)
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Well see you can try for any profession you want, even the ones with the grossly insulting pay. But some have more talent then others.
mechanimated
That's true, and some professions have social value (like actors and other entertainers), but it's hard to even conceive of a job that (1)
mechanimated
is really honestly worth hundreds upon hundreds of times more than another arguably equally hard job. Doctor? Sure. Actor? Questionable. (2)
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
3/ Jobs like entertaining takes major talent, which most people don't have. Not to mention how many people are terrified of speaking infront
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
2/ The thing about common jobs is that they are common and anyone can do it with little to no training, it takes no special talent.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
4/ of other people or on camera. Since this is something a the majority of the population can't do well, the ones who can deserve the pay.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
But millions of people are going to go pay to see/buy the movie. Why not compensate the people who's talent made it a success really well.
celticvenom
You shouldn't hate people for being successful period, it's like being a sore loser at a game that you haven't even tried playing
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
I fucking love this comment. Bravo!
celticvenom
Thank you, I've gotten so much hate on this site. The positive reaction to this comment is such a breath of fresh air
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
My experience is this site is full of spiteful, childish people, who lack personal responsibility. On the upside they debate well.
Jesusberry
i shall quote you
celticvenom
My friend once quoted me in an essay for English class and lost points because of it.
TheuserformerlyknownasDan
boom.
Superkroot
I dont know, a lot of reality tv stars deserve some hate
MrPCNerd
It was still nice of him to take time out of his busy schedule to make some kids happy.
dEdGrimley
Don't get me wrong, it is. And it's a good story. But at the same time, its kind of annoying to hear about celebrities hooking each other up
MrPCNerd
That's just like anything. Its not what you know, its who you know.
UpvoteFairee
It's better that one five year old's day was made than none at all
supernick86
They hook up regular folk too. Kid Rock showed up to dude's b-day giving him a hat & guitar, & if I remember correctly stayed the whole time
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MrPCNerd
So what if they have material things? Its awesome memories that make a childhood great.
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MrPCNerd
Being in an orphanage implies they don't have intangible things like a family or stability.
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Yeah, I'm sure those children of millionaires were miserable before that.
MrPCNerd
Money is not equal to happiness.
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
But having Robert Downey Jr. giving you toys is?
joeynew
Doesn't hurt