Justzissguy

132788 pts · July 7, 2014


I live just South of the Great White North. In the winter I'm cold, in the summer I'm sweaty, and the other seasons are too brief to notice. If you're reading this I have to assume one of my jokes was so terrible that it caused a small embolism in your brain and you've come to find out who has done this thing to you. My apologies. I'm just ziss guy, you know?

For my eleventh Cake Day I present to you:

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Bea Arthur, outstanding!

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Strongest winds in the US right now.

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I grew up with Legos and played Nintendo even when playing on a PlayStation. I regret nothing!

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Written on the pages, 42.

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My style of doodle

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Grizzly Adams did have a beard!

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License to swear

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Mako Shark but cropped…

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Gonna tell my kids this is how babies are made.

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My town has a “weekly most wanted.” I don’t know which is the best part of these mug shots.

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Yeah, you tell ‘em!

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I think there’s something wrong with this turtle…

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I need this right now. Maybe you do too.

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A dump to celebrate July 29. Now with sound sprinkles!

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When I catch myself doomscrolling for an hour instead of studying.

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I’m looking for a painting like this composition…

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Anyone want a recipe for duck from the 1981 printing of Betty Crocker?

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So I’m watching the old Charlie’s Angels for the first time…

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I’m pretty surprised and excited!

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A reminder now that we’ve survived Thanksgiving and Black Friday

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From a time when memes were memes and the sheep ran scared, my 13th favorite.

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Life handed him lemons and he made us laugh…or something. Enjoy a short neutral post with sound on.

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Any ideas what to do with these old package receipts? (1908)

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The Clown-by Henri Matisse-medium: paper.

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When Imgur posts are in the perfect order.

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What will we do with a drunken sailor?

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The old Gordon Bombay playbook

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Still my favorite argument…

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I just plugged a usb in smoothly on on my first try.

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Rate my movie idea; Episode 01

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Secret Santa DELIVERED! I’m so excited!

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Watching my risky comment’s rating when a post hits FP.

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I’ve been using this too often to keep using a poorly cropped version.

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I found this and thought it might be made into a good up or downvote gif.

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Grilled Cheese reposted to a tree.

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Hey!

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Joining in on the 12th favorite party.

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Secret Santa showed up.

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For reactions

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Take this and use it my snarky friends

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For a simple comment troll

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These were begging to be made into reaction clips.

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My stomach after some really hot wings.

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A man of principles

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Hey, listen!

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For those filthy animals who don’t know where the change is coming from.

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A very specific set of reaction gifs

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Just saw a beautiful deck of cards

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Imgur refresh

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Phantom odor?

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A reminder to find an outlet for your emotions.

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Try Tim Curry, go ahead and try him.

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Fixed it?

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Hey, look at us...

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Badgers?

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Techno Viking (Street Fighter Edition)

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A fleet of these should be driving around every state until 2020’s madness is behind us.

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