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"Is it gone?"
"Nah, if it were (that easy to clean), the waitress would have cleaned hers off."
Video cut to said waitress just doing her job with the inked face.
Apr 7, 2024 4:41 PM
Joyousjoyfuljoyness
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"Is it gone?"
"Nah, if it were (that easy to clean), the waitress would have cleaned hers off."
Video cut to said waitress just doing her job with the inked face.
ScootiePuffJrSucks
Oh, so it's funny when she does it, but when I do it I'm "no longer allowed back at the Apollo Theater"?
rvp58WebDiver
Squid farts
fueg31
notblubber
"Mind the squid. Them things can go off even after they's dead!"
Chort26
MrChocodemon
Squid ink stains skin for many days. If y'all ever get squidded on, don't wipe it like that.
Kreia
I don't eat squids or octopi. They are very curious and friendly to scuba divers, basically underwater dogs
BlairT1
RobJenkins
Skiuphill
I've seen this video on 5 different social media platforms and can't get enough of it. The guy laughing is really the icing on the cake.
kiddk00l
badbmc
Well at least she was cool enough to laugh it off. Could you imagine if that had of happened to a "Karen"?
IndigoThursday
Her fault for trying to literally eat it alive
TimothyTiberiusTurner
Check please
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
My roommate wants to know why there is raucous laughter coming from the bathroom right now.
tymonaSmasher
Justin Trudeau approves
BrdCdn
It's truly amazing the shit he gets away with because he talks a big talk on being progressive.
jesusisherelookbusy
HELLO DAVE!
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TheBrownstain
you're my wife now Dave!
RelartOfGivia
That shit will stay on for weeks
YippeeKayakOB
Her: "Is it gone?" Cameraman: "Your dignity? Yes."
SyntheticReindeer
That's one way of avoiding the facial recognition in China
SBlueberry
Avoid? She's getting autograph treatment and everything
finstad4
footlongfeet
Squidders unclogged
FleeseekstheMeeseeks
gonzar09
Man, what I wouldn't give to have Cantonese monkey's brains instead.
PutThePRNDLinD
Suddenly Rorschach.
CrimeBrulee
Honestly that would be a improvement to accidental black face.
tomtomtomFR
Dr. ... I see a cumshot compilation... Is it wrong?
Iaimtomisbehave
"You call that an ink defense?"
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azarza
RichardNunez
RichardNunez
Almost hear? I am now deaf from the mental BLAST!!! Hahahahaha!!
ChareAndFlaff
Therapist: What do you see in this ink blot?
Me: Regret.
TakuanSoho
"Fluffy clouds"
heyletsbefriends
obviously that doesnt happen by accident with that amount of ink. doesnt matter how hard it is to clean, youd have to spread it on purpose and probably apply more ink to get that result.
Hyndisfox
Could also just be an idiot person who won't take a hint. I was with someone who had a bird shit directly on top of their head. Bad luck, it happens. I kept strongly suggesting they need to visit a restroom and they insisted it was fine. I was trying to be polite but they weren't getting it. I had to outright straight up tell them to go to the restrooms now. No, not later, GO NOW! Only when they saw themselves in a mirror did they realize how bad it was.
MrChocodemon
Are you sure? https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2024/04/06/a7b620126205297e-vp9.mp4
Squid ink is insane when it comes to how well it spreads.
Misteree8
Shewy92
Good luck getting that off
Tibbs
Rubbing alcohol gets permenant ink off anything, would this do the same for squid ink?
azarza
apparently vinegar
gonzar09
[Chief Wiggum] "Man, this just keeps getting worse."
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
CaptainHowdyonmeds
Racist ass squid making people walk around in black face just tryin' to stir sh#! ;)
TomBrokaw
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaW9kb2piMnIxcWV5bnlxMWh0bnl5aDB1c2pmeWV4cnJ3OXZkdGV5dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/58FNI7N1N28PgNiiCM/giphy.gif
implosion3
MACARLOS
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Faucet wizard eye didn't turn water on. Did ya notice that?
StellaMatutina
The cephalopods will use their alien intellect to instigate the race wars of humans, and use the turmoil to rise to domination
16KTS
Squid ink is hard to clean up but it perfectly edible.
GoldenPenisOfWisdom
So, I can volunteer to lick it off?
OhIfIMust
I imagine it tastes pretty nasty, though.
somnif
Not really? It's squid-y, but not awful or overpowering or anything. Mixed with seafood it's hard to notice beyond its color overall.
BigIdeas
It's very popular on pasta, actually.
SophieClockwise
umbrellamaker
PhurbuMukpodom
reimakurei
Drow?
TheVakarian
Brutalitops, the magician!
AltoXn
Magic user, baby!
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Obviously
flnhst
Y'all going to ignore that hate crime?
smegginhell
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Drow
RagtimeRaver
But you are correct.
pictory
I'll be the charitable person and assume your remixing Shirely's excellently delivered reaction.
smegginhell
The stark white hair combined with the painted black skin suggests cosplay of fantasy race: Drow aka Dark Elf
RagtimeRaver
flnhst was quoting the show.
SexualHPanda
It's not a hate crime, he's dressed as a race of underground elves
RagtimeRaver
Yes, that's the joke.
OranjeBeered
I still can't believe they pulled this episode.
Kangadilla
Same with all the Always Sunny episodes that got pulled.
Tumescentpie
As a black man in America I can believe it. A bunch of dipshits being offended on behalf of drow or me or who fucking knows instead of doing anything to change anything about this world. Yeah showing off how progressive you are seems to be a thing American companies do, especially when they backwards af
chaseNC
They brought it back. Like just this week.
Myowngrampa
What do you mean? I'm pretty sure I saw it air? And have since seen it on Netflix? Am I misremembering? I never even heard of them pulling it
B99Reactions
They pulled it from netflix, possibly in specific regions only as most things are done per region
Myowngrampa
Ahh true, not in canada I guess
Jawesome19
Yeah same
Myowngrampa
Jawesome19
Bag slammuuuuuu
wlfman
I seem to recall a recent article saying that they put it back. 🤔 Haven't checked tho
DobbyOneKenobi
*they put it back. My partner and I watched it last week.
grotjam
But not on Netflix...
DobbyOneKenobi
Oh, I should have mentioned I watched it on prime
wlfman
Woo!
ChareAndFlaff
I can believe it easily. I wish they would put it back though. It's a great episode.
MrNobodyWTB
FrequentlyBaffled
It's on Peacock. https://www.peacocktv.com/watch-online/tv/community/8700597605358573112/seasons/2/episodes/advanced-dungeons-and-dragons-episode-14/26ce25bc-aa24-3650-8fe2-4b5b74750518
StarfishSex
One of the best
DeinnsBeans
And it’s not even black face in the context of the fake outrage. I mean yes, his face is painted black. But we racism was not the joke
JAVSmasher
IIRC the other characters also assumed it was so I think the joke was "yes but actually no" since the intent was a Drow.
Rayxzerox
I mean, racism is exactly the joke. If black-face wasn't a think it wouldn't be funny.
DaPastry
Don't worry it's just a bit of dark humour.
SomeDetroitGuy
Maybe don't eat live animals.
camtin
*animals
t4d3jkVillain
Not alive , for sure. Very fresh, yes. Live squid is quite a spectacular sight, you can see through her practically and her dots/spots are... like turning on-off, in waves. It's out-of-this- world marvelous sight. It is sweet in flavor and you eat everything but tooth and spine. I say a small "thank you" and give a thought to the being that ended It's life to end up on my/ my customer plate( I'm a chef). And never allow it to go to waste, that would be disrespectful to the being.
MAN9000
Generally I've just tried to stop eating meat because most of them are intelligent feeling creatures. Still have some meat, but feel a stronger sense of gratitude when taking a creature's life.
Sensiblyinteresting
Super sad to torture something like that before you eat it
MundoCani
Whilst I agree with this, I have to add that squid still has the ink even if dead. You need to remove it and it's a messy job. This was a job not done well.
khold90
Nah, the ink sacks on squids can be shocking durable sometimes. I've had them make an absolute mess in the kitchen after bought frozen and then defrosted. Plus you can see in the vid there is zero movement at all from the squid. Yes don't eat live animals but nothing really suggests it is live.
Wokerati
I feel better after reading this
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Looks like it's for a hot pot so they brought it out ready to cook
Gwenx
While i very much agree, you have to remembered there there exists other cultures to ours, and that they have not gone through the same things as we have..
Again i agree with you.
But there are cultures where killing the squid seconds before it is eaten is a delicacy, or a tradition.
I dont agree with it, but also it is still atradition to boil the lobster alive? Snails too? Over feed a bird and so on.. We still have a long way to go. And they might not have even started that journey yet
shitheadtookmyname
You know in the wild they're all eaten alive right?
LarvaLamp
Scavengers have entered the chat.
Phaxey
Should we use things that happen "in the wild" as our moral guidance?
shitheadtookmyname
When the alleged victim is a wild animal then our moral guidance should be if we treat them worse than they would be treated without us
Phaxey
If we're in a position to treat them even better than that with no substantial cost to us, why wouldn't that be the default choice?
Qpnao
Not really. Usually a predator snaps its prey's neck to ensure it doesn't get injured by it
Msdinomite
Maybe show some respect to a completely different culture.
Phaxey
Do you think anything should get a free pass as long as it was normal in a different culture?
chancewillbeafinething
Very dumb and ignorant comment
Msdinomite
I don't agree with a lot of stuff they do. But then I don't agree with the French eating horsemeat, the Faroe islands massacring whales and pick your own lobster to be boiled alive.
Westerners have many different options, some places like the Faroe islanders and the Chinese, have limited options.
The Chinese government are trying to shut down any western influence. Vegetarianism, Veganism are seen as Western influences, it will be a long time before China is able to change
stevencloser
I don't know, how do you usually feel when a Christian is trying to lay their culture on you without asking?
Fastjack2056
Recently got invited to a Very Fancy sushi place. Ordered the chef's choice meal, because what the fuck do I know about sushi?
Third course featured a variety of delicious nigiri - tuna, mackerel, scallops, and a very fresh shrimp tail. They included the live head of the shrimp as a centerpiece. It was waving it's feelers and stuff. "We fry it later! Just for decoration!"
I was shook, man. Making something watch you eat it feels kinda personal, you know? I'm not that gangster.
TylerDurden85
hotaru251
i mean if heads detached it wasn't watching you as it was dead and just body's residual electrical impulses casuing muscles and stuff to contract and relax.
hill42424242424242428888
Call me crazy but thats just food? You dont need to go to somewhere fancy to eat fresh meat. Its actually cheaper if you prepare it yourself. I live in Texas and idk I can go down the street and buy an entire lamb or w.e or pick out live seafood.
hill42424242424242428888
Live food has a certain je ne sais quoi
chiefrunswithscissors
Picking out live sea food is different to propping it up to watch you consume.
DrankTooMuchMead
I'm grossed out by bugs, and shrimp are sea cockroaches. I would have thrown up.
Bonesy84
I love shrimps. Both eating and as pets. Freshwater shrimp are so fun to watch. I love their behaviours
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
You're a sea cockroach
DrankTooMuchMead
No, you're a sea cockroack. You're the biggest sea cockroach. Lol
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
shitheadtookmyname
In the ocean that's how they are eaten all the time. You think predators are deep frying their prey?
cannibalthemusical
You think predators aren't riddled with parasites?
shitheadtookmyname
??
cannibalthemusical
??
Valaar
Similar thing happened to me in Japan, a few years ago. They first showed me the live squid, and took it back to the kitchen. 5 minute later, they served its body cut in sashimis.and showed its head, with tentacles. They then added lemon juice on it, and all the tentacles retracted in pain. That was awfull to watch...
potshot
It's not alive at that point. The acid reacts with nerves causing automatic "squirming" but that's just a chemical reaction. It doesn't happen unless the fish is very fresh so it's sometimes used as proof that the meal is as fresh as possible and the squid wasn't switched with some thawed frozen product, for example.
Valaar
I kind of hoped for something like that, so that's a relief. However, can we be really sure that such organism is "brain dead" at this point and does not feel any pain ? (Not a biologist here :)
potshot
Well we can with the proper equipment. And based on that we can say that typically decapitation or similar will kill the animal virtually instantly.
pootpootriot
That's not actually pain. It's not alive. It's a chemical reaction where the muscles contract due to the acidity.
Kehy
I DO NOT NEED TO EAT THE THING THAT IS STILL MOVING
kerrigan778
On the flip side, most fish you buy in the store are killed by slow suffocation, whereas fish for sushi are generally killed very humanely.
tarnok
That's because for most fish to be edible for sushi they needs to be flash frozen right away to kill all the parasites.
kerrigan778
Not actually true, that's mostly a US regulations thing and you can instantly kill a fish in many other ways than Ike Jime. The purpose of Ike Jime is to preserve the quality of the meat and fully drain the blood. This improves the meat and allows it to not spoil quickly, allowing for aging the meat to develop better flavor, much how beef is aged.
tarnok
That is simply impossible with fish such as Salmon, full stop
Salpinus
And ike jime is not something done regularly to fish you get in most sushi stores.
NonstopRampage
It's a special kind of evil to not kill your food first.
So, what, does the fear and agony add flavor? Is THAT the excuse??
wobblecopterrrr
LooseyGooseyBrett
Damn you nature, you're evil
Phaxey
Over 95% of animals in animal agriculture experiences tremendous amounts of fear and agony. While I obviously think eating live animals is horrible, I can't help but think that it's really hypocritical for us to be openly against it while turning a blind eye to the horrors we're paying for on a daily basis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
You want an evil meal? Check out Ortolan bunting. That dish is so cruel that diners eat with a towel over their heads to hide it from God.
KaiArgentium
Jesus fucking Christ you eat the whole thing?! Bones and beak too?!
wobblecopterrrr
With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. The fuck…
KaiArgentium
Did fucking Hannibal lecter write that. Holy Christ.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
You know, animals don't usually make sure their pray is dead before they start eating it. Nature does not accept concepts like evil or cruel, those are man made. No excuse needed.
LarvaLamp
Cool. Tell your thoughts on rape and murder now.
Dedmunkey
Agreed 👍
Phaxey
So if we can point to a behavior in other animals, then we should get a free pass to do so as well? Seems like you've really thought this through. What could go wrong.
Shovi
Maybe we should try to be better than nature then. If we just followed nature we would all still be living in caves, and you would be dead.
Dedmunkey
I believe this world would be a better place without human beings. We haven't done a single thing to make this planet a better place. Hopefully we die out before we can spread our cancerous existence.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Sir, this post is 5 months old, what are you even doing here?
RobBobertyYT
There's a big difference between not caring and putting effort in to making sure they suffer as much as possible.
Ruderali
There's evidence to suggest that what is considered psychopathy in the west is just a normal trait in many societies and Europeans are just freaks.
MrPengy
Is there, though?
azarza
i mean.. basic personal observation will get you there. I am a huge believer in regulation now, let me tell you.