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TheyCallMeAsshole
theyregooddogsbrant
Cause you stink?
forestfinagle
She's tired of your rank nutsack in the sheets
CasuallyPool
v @OP irl
1414145691
Maybe you'd get laid more often if you figured out not to go to bed smelly on your own, strong 'adulting' as you chimps would put it
DeletedProfiles
Seems your wife has concerns about your personal hygiene. She'd probably have sex with you a lot more often if you washed more...
SlagathorTheThird
The L word!
EerieSmith
It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
Rikamaroo
Egg?
wesawsparks
More Scott Pilgrim, yes please
GurthBrooks92
thehoesenone
Just fucking wash for fucks sake, You don't need your wife asking you to. Maybe youd get laid more if you washed your balls more frequently
LordChapstick
Boy, does she know me.
Sithlordofnachos
You were a little bicurious? Well I'm a little bi-furious!
SnickerDONTle
You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!
Pointlesscommentary
TophMelonlord
Hecking love that movie +1
MynameisSataan
Hope this was posted afterwards.
PiippolanWaari
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
I'm in lesbians with you
DVSBSTrD
@OP You're about to have a sexy phase.
Bananapieswag
Wait... you, and her?
That's a scott pilgrim line
BigAZNMan
Wait. Is that a... hint?
veganfarts
30 seconds later
RudeDrunkBear
Maybe op just really stinks..
Captainbetray
Savage!
KaJuN
Letter smash? Please?
SyrianBeans
George Michael and Egg?
rookiefdb
Plant
Nudgenudgesaynomore
Her?
neonoptic
Annhog.
Bendoger
Bland?
Twinklepot
HowieGaming
he is literally dancing on top of the water
RoseFaery
Is this technically animated cp? Cause he is like 9. He's also potato shaped, but still.
blarglebrle
This is from Dexters Laboratory a kids TV show on American TV. All 78 publicly aired episodes are on amazon prime. Y'all need Jesus.
thatclimbingguy
digitalist1
WhydontUjustTakeAseatOverThere.jpg
thekevinshow
PilgrimScott
I see what you did there! +1
ToreDavidsonHurt
Who?
dudeabides11
With egg?
Is she funny or something?
Thatguywhowearspanties
I don't get it
TheSauceGuy
Probably because username relevant
yousosexy
She wanna smash.
Cavemango
Then you must be married...hehheh
Nope
l0serish
I used to have a ferocious sex drive where I'd wanna smash my husband 24/7. Now hes a jerk & the only smashing I want to do is the Hulk kind
iamdickburns
This is a great way to ask for Dick pics
d0o0o0d
thegif.gif
notyouraveragedingleberry
I connect to this.
JasonCO
Sounds like you need a divorce.
Nah, we're just in a tough season of our marriage is all
FrozenFoodGuy
What happened if you don't mind me asking?
He's been undergoing a lot of stress at work & is having a hard time separating that from our home life
That really sucks... i'm sorry to hear that. I hope you guys can work it out and that he finds some way to relieve himself of the stress.
TheyCallMeAsshole
theyregooddogsbrant
Cause you stink?
forestfinagle
She's tired of your rank nutsack in the sheets
CasuallyPool
1414145691
Maybe you'd get laid more often if you figured out not to go to bed smelly on your own, strong 'adulting' as you chimps would put it
DeletedProfiles
Seems your wife has concerns about your personal hygiene. She'd probably have sex with you a lot more often if you washed more...
SlagathorTheThird
The L word!
EerieSmith
It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
Rikamaroo
Egg?
wesawsparks
More Scott Pilgrim, yes please
GurthBrooks92
thehoesenone
Just fucking wash for fucks sake, You don't need your wife asking you to. Maybe youd get laid more if you washed your balls more frequently
LordChapstick
Boy, does she know me.
Sithlordofnachos
You were a little bicurious? Well I'm a little bi-furious!
SnickerDONTle
You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!
Pointlesscommentary
TophMelonlord
Hecking love that movie +1
MynameisSataan
Hope this was posted afterwards.
PiippolanWaari
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
I'm in lesbians with you
DVSBSTrD
@OP You're about to have a sexy phase.
Bananapieswag
Wait... you, and her?
Bananapieswag
That's a scott pilgrim line
BigAZNMan
Wait. Is that a... hint?
veganfarts
RudeDrunkBear
Maybe op just really stinks..
Captainbetray
Savage!
KaJuN
Letter smash? Please?
SyrianBeans
George Michael and Egg?
rookiefdb
Plant
Nudgenudgesaynomore
Her?
neonoptic
Annhog.
Bendoger
Bland?
Twinklepot
HowieGaming
he is literally dancing on top of the water
RoseFaery
Is this technically animated cp? Cause he is like 9. He's also potato shaped, but still.
blarglebrle
This is from Dexters Laboratory a kids TV show on American TV. All 78 publicly aired episodes are on amazon prime. Y'all need Jesus.
thatclimbingguy
digitalist1
WhydontUjustTakeAseatOverThere.jpg
thekevinshow
Her?
PilgrimScott
I see what you did there! +1
ToreDavidsonHurt
Who?
dudeabides11
With egg?
thekevinshow
Is she funny or something?
Thatguywhowearspanties
I don't get it
TheSauceGuy
Probably because username relevant
yousosexy
She wanna smash.
Cavemango
Then you must be married...hehheh
Thatguywhowearspanties
Nope
l0serish
I used to have a ferocious sex drive where I'd wanna smash my husband 24/7. Now hes a jerk & the only smashing I want to do is the Hulk kind
iamdickburns
This is a great way to ask for Dick pics
d0o0o0d
thegif.gif
notyouraveragedingleberry
I connect to this.
JasonCO
Sounds like you need a divorce.
l0serish
Nah, we're just in a tough season of our marriage is all
FrozenFoodGuy
What happened if you don't mind me asking?
l0serish
He's been undergoing a lot of stress at work & is having a hard time separating that from our home life
FrozenFoodGuy
That really sucks... i'm sorry to hear that. I hope you guys can work it out and that he finds some way to relieve himself of the stress.