When my wife tells me I should take a quick shower before coming to bed. 

Aug 6, 2017 3:45 AM

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8 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 3

Cause you stink?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's tired of your rank nutsack in the sheets

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v @OP irl

8 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 1

Maybe you'd get laid more often if you figured out not to go to bed smelly on your own, strong 'adulting' as you chimps would put it

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Seems your wife has concerns about your personal hygiene. She'd probably have sex with you a lot more often if you washed more...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

The L word!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Egg?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More Scott Pilgrim, yes please

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just fucking wash for fucks sake, You don't need your wife asking you to. Maybe youd get laid more if you washed your balls more frequently

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Boy, does she know me.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You were a little bicurious? Well I'm a little bi-furious!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hecking love that movie +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope this was posted afterwards.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in lesbians with you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP You're about to have a sexy phase.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait... you, and her?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's a scott pilgrim line

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait. Is that a... hint?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

30 seconds later

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe op just really stinks..

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Savage!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Letter smash? Please?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

George Michael and Egg?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Plant

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Annhog.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bland?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 3

he is literally dancing on top of the water

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this technically animated cp? Cause he is like 9. He's also potato shaped, but still.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This is from Dexters Laboratory a kids TV show on American TV. All 78 publicly aired episodes are on amazon prime. Y'all need Jesus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

WhydontUjustTakeAseatOverThere.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Her?

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

I see what you did there! +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With egg?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is she funny or something?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Probably because username relevant

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She wanna smash.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Then you must be married...hehheh

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Nope

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I used to have a ferocious sex drive where I'd wanna smash my husband 24/7. Now hes a jerk & the only smashing I want to do is the Hulk kind

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

This is a great way to ask for Dick pics

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I connect to this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you need a divorce.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Nah, we're just in a tough season of our marriage is all

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened if you don't mind me asking?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's been undergoing a lot of stress at work & is having a hard time separating that from our home life

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That really sucks... i'm sorry to hear that. I hope you guys can work it out and that he finds some way to relieve himself of the stress.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0