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ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
AgolfHiller, saving the world one Tupperware at a time.
gunterleeds
Wow this has literally changed my life! I mean, not by a lot, but my life has technically changed very, very slightly due to learning this.
iarba
OMG! glass containers, guys! It's 2017. Treat your self
MrPuttn
Thanks Agolf Hitler !
nukethelizards
Spaghetti policy updated.
MrSatisify
Thank Agolf Hiller!
truaninja
holy fuck. thank you.
tazlah
I just tried to like the comments in the post
NotGoneYet
@Andonemorething and @armintamzarian when is the big day? Will you live together first? How many kids will you have? Cats or dogs or both?
Andonemorething
Both of course.
CavendishBandana
Thank you @AgolfHiller and @Entartika for the info
Moongobl1n
Thank you Agolfhiller. It's true, not all your ideas are bad.
somejabronie
Thanks Mrs. Agolf Hiller
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
don't reheat tomato based sauces in tupperware. The sauce becomes chemically bonded with the plastic when the water boils off.
TK421isAFK
That's because the red-colored oils in the sauce dissolve into the plastic.
AutismTheMusical
That's helpful. I would always rinse the sauce, and it never worked.
ChupaChena
As a Mexican I need to know if this also works for salsa residue? Thanks in advance +1
AdditionNumberOne
+1
Abracanawbra
Yes, use glass preferably though.
Somebullshitaccount
WhoHasOneThumbAndWayTooMuchInternet
I think they're saying if you rinse things like spaghetti with cold water before cooking it will stop your dishes from being stained
WhoHasOneThumbAndWayTooMuchInternet
Like when my clear Tupperware is now pink thanks to spaghetti sauce today, so I'ma try this
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
Important tip from AgolfHiller
plastikman
Also helps to not leave it dirty on the counter for a week while you get stoned and play xbox.
GreatWhiteDope
Do I wash the spaghetti or the bowl?
TKBold
Yes.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Bowl
GreatWhiteDope
Too late there's wet spaghetti drying all over my kitchen
TheHylianKnight
Thanks hitler
superninendochalmers
nukethelizards
Hiller*
idontneednostinkingpuffin
AgolfHiller. It's not difficult.
zma123456
The only time it is appropriate to say "Thank You Adolf Hitler"
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I'm pretty sure Stalin can say that too, given how Hitler has stopped him from being famous as the most evil person in history.
thiccerthanthicc
Based off this meme
ifyourgirlonlyknew
That plastic is melted!
TK421isAFK
Yeah, that has micropores that contain food beyond the reach of any dishwasher, machine or human, and bacteria grows in those micropores.
Abracanawbra
Thank you!
GothRainbowPotato
What!? *throws all the orange Tupperware*
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Also, despite what the labels say, don't microwave plastic. It's bad for the plastic, it's bad for you, it's bad for Gerald down the street
vinny8boberano
this doesn't get said enough. Gerald can step right the fuck off!
UncleMeaty
Fuck Gerald.
guywithwifi
Yeah fuck Gerald^
PowerConverter
Commenting too late to get noticed, but use this: https://www.homewetbar.com/images/prod/5313-bar-keepers-friend-135818.jpg it's awesome.
IThurtswhenIP6
+uno but for plastic?
PowerConverter
Yep I use it to clean spaghetti sauce out of tupperware all the time. Works like magic!
IThurtswhenIP6
But it says for countertops. It doesn't break down the plastic?
PowerConverter
No you just wet the bowl, pour a little in, wipe it around with a sponge for a few seconds, and rinse it out. No damage done.
Stuebydoo
I ended up buying glass tupperware style tubs
HandsomeJackBlack
Pyrex makes cheap stuff now. I bought a set at target
victell
Yep. Glass can go in the oven too.
LimusBeanusRex
Glass is the best! They still have plastic lids... but definitely better quality here.
Tinkrr
See, this is what I did, they're sturdier and better feeling too.
WoefulWombat
Until you drop one
Tinkrr
I've never dropped a plate, container, or anything of the sort. Guess I'm just special.
WoefulWombat
Now you've jinxed it. Congratulations.
lobstasalad9095
and packs of extra covers.?
HandsomeJackBlack
You can buy a pack of stretchy silicone bowl covers on Amazon for like $10 and they work fine
Abracanawbra
Care to pm me a link so I can find it?
jizanthipussss
I have both. Bigger glass ones for stuff I'll definitely eat. Bulk-bought plastic ones for "leftovers" and if we forget after a week we toss
Andonemorething
You see, I would care, I honestly would. But I barely care about the fact that I'm still alive let along saving my dishes.
HelloMax
Woah that's super edgy, I wasn't ready
neetnitnootnoot
That romance thread was to die for
lunchboxgoat
Geez. With that attitude, see if I bury you with any spaghetti.
justLookingFromDetroit
ItsSneakyAdolf
same tho
nipplepanties
My man
Andonemorething
... I'm a girl though.but yes, I feel you.
fnhngest
a kindred spirit
craychel
alone*
themooseof603
MrPhucket
This is the type of real world shit, that needs to be taught in schools.
memberwar
what should be taught in schools is avoiding plastic whenever possible.
krapmyself
Well, the assumption was this sort of thing was taught at home. But it seems somewhere within the last half dozen generations that was lost
Heyzina
School isnt your parent. Its not supposed to make you ready for life. Its supposed to fill you with knowledge so some poor fuck can hire you
MoreAshyThanLarry
That and comma placement
MrPhucket
I was waiting for that! Have some internet points!
uptaco
That and proper financial budgeting, real world tactics to achieving a meaningful job for our species, and creating dank ass memes.
nerdyvet
I can't speak for everywhere, budgeting was part of my school districts' curriculum. I doubt they were the only ones. More likely? Students-
nerdyvet
don't pay a lick of attention that boring ol' budgeting Unit, and promptly forget it was ever taught, or remember but simply don't do it--
nerdyvet
and instead of own up to their inaction for their finances, blame the schools because "they didn't even teach us how important this was :O"
Heyzina
Nah. Here. Solve this equation instead.
nerdyvet
Solving equations teaches logic for solving problems. You probably utilize that logic every day and don't even realize it because you don't-
nerdyvet
form it in your head as "6x-7y=49". You form it as how many hours are left in your commute based your traffic speed, or whether you can--
nerdyvet
benefit more from 3 watermelons+cheap vodka or 2 watermelons+better vodka. Regardless, at least MY education did entail budgeting and it's-
nerdyvet
For that matter, at least my maths classes often incorporated budget-based word problems and financial equations like compounded interest
despondentriver
Wow this may have changed my life.
RepresentativeOfNorway
AgolfHiller changed all our lives to the better!
tokenhooker
If it gets stained place it in the sun. The stains come out after a few hours!
Evo2theta
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
This may have changed my wife
blir
we do not operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce
BobRDaBoss
This may have changed my rife.
a297507
This may have changed my size.
Mxlespxles
Cold water usually does.
AngelicOrb
The life of the wife was ended by the knife
OdelallyOdelally
I say she's got it!
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Wait, what is that? I can hear it.
HammerParty13
Family Guy had it as a vocal exercise. not sure if it's a real one out not.
ManBearDino
Just exactly how much did your life change?
IThurtswhenIP6
He is an internet sensation and next June him and agolfhiller are meeting in Italy to expand their empire and share their wisdom
LaughOrDieTrying
9.5%. Enough to make poor life choices. Wait, that's the ABV of the beer I've been drinking all night. This won't seem as funny tomorrow
Tornadotaco
You'll still laugh. Or die trying.
Ryebread91
Gotta know what kinda beer now.
LaughOrDieTrying
Victory brewing co. Outa PA. the beer is Golden Monkey
despondentriver
It's funny now. That's all that matters.
LaughOrDieTrying
Damn. That's like real life advice.
thepurpletwitch
This explains why so many of my parent's Tupperware containers are permanently stained a faint red. (Lots of marinara sauce for Italians)
FsImgur
Marijuana sauce is the best.
Tminus1622d
We've used another type for years, decades, with no discoloring. It sounds like those Tupperware thingies might not be suited for storing
Tminus1622d
hot stuff in. Are you absolutely sure they're marketed for that?
TK421isAFK
No, they're just marketed. Way overpriced and not much different than Sterilite, which was also created by Earl Tupper.
Soylencer
Which also stains and crazes when you heat oils in it (like microwaving sauce, which will often have olive oil in it)
TK421isAFK
Of course; they're all plastic and all oil-soluble.
neilson272
Rinse the bowl or the spaghetti?
LimusBeanusRex
No
kindofaprick
ButterflyHeimlich
your mother, of course.
alpacasaurusrex
Either and or both. Robin Sparkles! Boobs in California!
outspokencanary
Boobs in California!
jcro21
Does this work with other colours?
SparklingCockWaffle
Rinse it before or after putting the spaghetti in?
ohjohnboy
Before the spaghetti but after the sauce
SparklingCockWaffle
Got it! Op needs to explain better. Can't wait to have clean tupperware again!
Arkenaw
Rinse the bowl with the spaghetti.
ihavenoarms
soak logs in wood
justanoldsweetsong
I came here looking for this.
HeckTheHeckOff
@AgolfHiller care to answer this?
AgolfHiller
I just did
HeckTheHeckOff
whoop
jargonmon
Rinse the bowl to make it cold before the sauce goes in it.
ProudMuggle
Yes
KLUSTENATOR
Yes, and... *bojack*
samsneed
ArdentObserverSeldomPosts
That was also my Professor's answer when asked "is the deadline this Monday or next?". Piazza is hilarious. A lot like imgur - nudity
AutismTheMusical
Rinse the sauce
CircleJerker
possumattack
Rinse the sauce in wood.
BulletToofTony
Rinsing does nothing. You need to soak the sauce in wood
AgolfHiller
Rinse the bowl with cold water after eating the spaghetti out of it. You can't fucking wash spaghetti
HeckTheHeckOff
Well not with that attitude
GingerLaird
once spaghetti has been thoroughly consumed, rinse bowl with frigid liquid ice. Then wash with hot liquid ice.
ohjohnboy
Before or after the spaghetti gets washed in cold water?
GingerLaird
Not the spaghetti, the bowl. The bowl should be empty of spaghetti before being rinsed with cold water you silly goose.
NotGoneYet
Can you then drink the spaghetti water for health and wellbeing?
blargyblorpy
You have to wash and dry the uncooked noodles in cold water before you cook them.
PotatoFaminePart2
and who puts shit is spaghetti?
teaforyouandme
I am still confused and need an answerp
Galvanax
You rinse the cooked noodles and then you can reheat them with meat and sauce later
kineticlops
The bowl lol, otherwise it gets that orange stain.
yourkiddingrightnow
You don't need answer, you want an answer, and an answer you shall have....
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Someone further up the thread said you wash it in cold water to stop the color from staining the Tupperware dish.
YourFriendBen
The internet must be so confusing for some people
SparklesTheFabulous
So you wash the spaghetti in cold water? Gotcha
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Wash the bowl in cold water honey.
ohjohnboy
Ah OK so then the spaghetti gets washed with the hot water
Sc00ba5teeve
Actually no, you should also wash your spaghetti with cold water because it helps break the starch bonds making it less sticky.
TinOxygenBoron
Rinse the Tupperware with cold water when you are finish using it to hold the staining sauce. After that the container is ready for cabinet.
Ogri
Are you Russian?
TinOxygenBoron
No I just had a limited amount of characters and more words that I wanted to use :P also I used the exact amount of characters which is fun.
yourkiddingrightnow
Where the yellow and green mold can carefully coat the sauce till ready for use.
OracleForCheap
But.. Spaghetti doesn't stain? Or does it? It's just pasta?
Showmeyourotters
Pretty sure they mean spaghetti as a dish, IE Spaghetti and meatballs/meat sauce. Not the pasta on it's own.
OracleForCheap
The other person correctly pointed out this is an American thing, one I was completely unfamiliar with. I am sorry, therein lay my confusion
NotGoneYet
I think by spaghetti our American cousins are referring to it being lathered in tomato sauce. Like Heinz in a tin?
OracleForCheap
That is.. Fascinating. I did not know this. So they really mean tomatoes and/or preservatives? Thank you. Google seems to confirm sauce idea
MerkinSuit
Like Heinz catsup in a can? No, marinera (spaghetti sauce) is usually jarred and Heinz isn't a dominant producer.