When you say thank god but you're not religious so you say thank fuck but it autocorrects to thank duck.
I drive a Chevrolet movie escalator
When you're friend who doesn't smoke weed sits down and asks to
Cleverbot
Never fails to make me giggle
HELLO LET'S DATE
When you're watching porn and are about to nut and it zooms in on his balls
Friends across the pond in the UK saw this talented guy downtown.
Thanks for clearing that up
tight butthole
Not what I was expecting from that 4chan guy
<3
hey stop i wana get on
Vladimir Poutine
Don't worry, mama's here.
Late night imgur anybody?
Every morning
Not good with titles
Finding new people
Quite the surprise.
Straight Chillin
The best engine in the world.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes
Ignorance gets you nowhere (random google images search and this is what I found)
Rudolph.
Good Guy Bus Driver
Dexter, no
Women are in control of sex.
That's funny.
Want. So. Bad.
Zombie apocalypse in house of commons, see comments...
Fook Yu.
Crash been smashin'
So cool!
Typed "something" into youtube earlier...